The evening world. Newspaper, October 2, 1922, Page 28

Theatrical News and Gossip 'The Evening World Comics | f | . MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1922 | | 1 don’t care who is running j For office, anywhere, 4 And I decline to worry i O’er long skirts for the fair, 1 may appear neglectful But listen—bless your. soul— I'm thinking of a furnace : And a dozen tons of coal I know the strikes have furnished An issue for our land, y, The Turkish situation ‘ Looks bad, | understand But | don’t fret about them, Not me, for, bless your soul— Vm thinking of a furnace And a dozen tons of coal OBSERVATIONS. Speaking of ambition, there's an apple tree in blossom in Middie- oi town, N. Y. The latest news from Turkey {s that the Sultan, who bas abdicated, hasn't abdicated. . ‘The peanut crop in the South Is Short this year. Probably means siz for a nickel instead of thé usual ten, : 7 McGraw has confidence; Huggins has confidence! What is baseball, anyway—a confidence same? Mr. Work sald the postal people ¥ % may use the Manhattan-Brooklyo mail.tube. In other words, "they con- duit if they want to. t } Aw, We're So Sorry! Looks ‘Tike the Red Men’s picnic to-morrow may get some rain. Jeff Hartzell, the restaurant man, says his bunion is on a rampage again. —Wellevitile Optic. THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER. -*-Acheart may ache For « country Jake. —Pinklespears. Chamberlain Brown was the ay (fret to catch a grasshopper in iy ‘the gardén of the palace. Tris, + Umphantly hé offered it to Prin: ess Fanny, of Peppermint, b ing low as he did so. “I am pleastd to have been of service t6 you,” nb paid. so 3 ‘The grasshopper, seemed very 2 angry. The fair girl looked at pe it and then at the Chamberlain “I shall not fsh to-day,” she said. “Turn bim loose!” Crushed, the chamberlain @beyed. This, of course, put an @nd to the efforts of Floosb, tho American, and the reporter tor the Volksblatt, each of whom had been chasing grasshoppers et top speed, hoping to win the “ approval of the Peppermint Princess. : “So you won't have @ couple Of grasshoppers?” asked Floosh, increduously. “Not to-day! At that point old King Jolin strolled out {n the karden fol- lowed by his court jester. “What's all the shootin’ fer?” i asked the King. bd i It made the Chamberlain an- ORA BAYES in “Queen 0° Hearts," a new musical, piece, produced by Max Spiegel, will @pen a New York engagement at the il George M. Cohan Theatre gn Oct. 10.]- ; The book and lyrics of this play are by Frank Mandel and Oscar Ham- it merstein 2d. Lewis Gensler and Dus- Fi i ley Wilkinson have supplied the music. In the cast besides Miss Boyes are Edna Hibbard, Arthur | t | i vison, Max Hoffman jr, Norma Ditry, Franker Woods, Florence Mor-| Miss Baird ts from Louisville, Ky : iy Her husband originated in New York. TILE SANS THEY'RE HAVING: A GORI Nt RATA BeAmeNL Bocnnuccccente woman il Terris, Harry Richman, Loren Raker, | ‘They are. still acting thelr roles in the WOORAY - A LETTER. FROM TILLIE TIME = BOT THAT DOC MET WITH AN, events: eee MAID OR SENERY DOC WAG ELTON Hit Else Fetersep, Gladys Dore and] yjay, though deeply in love. AND DOC FROM NIAGARA FALLS = ACCIDENT = HE FELL IN THE olga EQEnTiy] PHFE WAS JUST ONE} — WHEN HE FELL INTO THE WATER, Mt others. WHILE ENJOYING THE SCENERY} ‘Wiis Love] [GIRL AFTER ANOTHER MEN ARE SO | Cen Rica ee _ for tuiy [TOHIM=NOW TE) MISTUDGED-TEY Badie Cooke, Major General of the} '2 & Spanish drama by Dixie Hines i CHANGED MAN BOY a age es John Golden forces, was standing to in the spring. She {s now singing i Fore ninery iW GRER Vs olgioeearend the lobby of tho Little Theatre Satur- | “Carmen” with a newly-formed opera i Uae To INTeRest LRINGS 1 EETG i day night wishing the house had a| Company in Canada. No, Dizie isn’t ' few more seats for the accommoda- | ‘"? author of the pleco—he will be tion of patrons of “Spite Corner,""|t2@ man who Unleastes the bank t when a man, evidently from out of | Toll town, approached him and asked: rere “6 acer the Hippodrome ?"* “HITCHY” SOON, “| wish it were,” replied Eddie The Messrs. Shubert will present } “you know, Frank Craven writes ex-|R#vmond Mitchcock in his new re- if cellent plays and John Golden pro-|*¥" “Hitehy Koo of 1922," In New * @eces only hits, while—." York in three weeks. This is the But the man had gone. show Benny Leonard will. join, Cole satus Porter has written the lyrics and music. KIRKWOOD IN “THE Foot.” |" ‘The Selwyns dnnounce the engag rele in “The Fool,” Channing Pol lock’s new play, pow ip rehearsal up der the directiou of Frank Reicher Mi, Kirkwood wil desert the fIm Good Evening ! a By BIDE DUDLEY About Plays and Players ment of James Kirkwood for the title JOE’S CAR Trade Mark Teg. U. 8. Pat. Off. Oh!. Sweet Life Is 50-50! GOSH - AND “MERE AIN'T ANY AIR-IN MY. SPARE TRE , Jou! HOW SHALL WE DO - wilt L CHANGE “TH' TIRE AN’ You PUMP {T UP —~OR WILL I PUMP (T AN’ YOU CHANGE IT ??? PREVIY SOFT FoR ME ED— “Tis (3 "TH erRST VACATION “TRIP T EVER “Toor IN SOME CTUER BikD's car ——~ OH BoY~ Lire Is sweer! FLATS “A DOLLAR BILL OW ~ LIFE { POEMS OF PREFERENCE J AD (> Sweer Louls Rifas of No. 1321 Soutb Lawndale Avenuo, Chicago, ts visit- ing New York. Saturday be read our column and immediately became pos- sessed of a desire to win the bottle of fried-egg disinfectant offered as the prize in this contest. At tae same time, of course, he'd Ike to find a little cutie to be bis bride and live tu Chicago. Here's bls rhyme: Bummer is over once more, And a proposal I do extend For a Diana I can adore, Who'll be a faithfut friend. She must not be just a chatter, Bhe must not be too dumb, Ehe must not be just a patter, But be a sweet sugar plum. Fhe must, also, be grand, And dainty and very neat, And if I win such a hand, Life wilt be oh, sweet! wry. Why should the King thus kid him?) Ab, that fs a question we cannot answer. “Custard for you, John!” he snapped. i 5 The King was absolutely so- ber, Around the corner came the ragwan whistling a merry Wagner jazz tune. King Jobo turned and, rushed into tho palace. “My Uquor!” he shouted. “I must) fight.” It all seemed so absurd, (To Be Continued.) BAHT Sou INVITE Him FoR AWEEK-END AND HeRe He 1% GTLL WITH US AND No IDEA OF GOING Home! WELL SoUvE Got YO GET FID OF HIM HATE ALL — Give HIM A STRONG HINT: No Dover LUKE —THANKS FoR “He euacesrion | ie ‘ ILL SEND \ \ For ‘Ee Be DONT You “THIN GouR WIFE AK’ CHILDREN MUST Mise You? THIS AND THAT. “Dear Dud,” writes Stan of Cort- landt Street, “I have looked through all tae papers and not yet have I seen a reference to the fact that the : — ~ -———- - . black pugiliet’ made Carpentier look “i Vil, Veep Ue Z y < - N ‘Siki.’ What's wrong?” p ) i SSS MASS SSS } Wf O#- SMMINT ® POAEZEZELL A IT woud NT WAN" YOU Te co Back Fe NY You are, Stan. Any cop will call a ip LOoKYT Tie Rain ¢ \ / Bellevue afnbulance for you. Y /\ST wourn a7 TAKE MY . \ Pe PSS fi > IN ALL THis RAN. [7% ae tl f In’ the Hudson Observer of Sept. ina Be aieine mae: 3) ’ / ML Tine HAve 7 \ sou Walr RIGHT 4 @ ; i By “ly ' Go BACK AND Tdeee AN Tine of, 29 we note: Se) GACH Alone: VA “Would you take your wife back now?’ asked Vice Chancellor Bentley. “Certainly,” sald Taffy. ‘The door is le open. But when she left me she “stripped the house clean, al- though she didn’t have clothing when I married der.” Sorry we missed the wedding. Jobo Connery of South Bound Brook, N. J., was I] the other day, so he wrote a poem forus. If you don't mind, readers—— e Mary had two little calves, The loafers altoays spied ‘em; But Mary feels much better since KATINKA : trade Sark Reg, U. 8. Pat, oft. Probably Jolted Him Awake! Long skirts have come to hide em. HERE Cones FERDIE! GEE, SINCE TI DREAMED 1 GoTIN A / “THAT Poor FisH HEARD HE WAS DREAI FUVVER THAT CLIMBED WELL! THAT IMAGIN' KRAZY AND NOW PERMIT US |. | G2WA26 HER, Bus Ber Unc | UP ATREE, HOPPED OFF | } CERTAINLY WAS IN A FLIWER! P KRAX | / ESTATE — He's AS STUCK-UP AS ; THe Top BRANCH, TURNED ; 2, WALL FAPER 5 | Somersauct iN THe Air) (SOME DREAM ne To suggest that it isn't always KA th AND THEN DIVED INTo safe to trust a man merely be- cause he has a pleasant smile, ‘The devil has one too. PEORLE AIRE s6 DUMB THEY THINK A LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR " STAGE FOLK MARRY. 3 ‘ i pris, Audrey Baird, who appears as i ’ } ’ , — . j SNATEHE George Demerest in “Shore Leave,” cipyvbg” Dd s of bang ashe at the Lyceum, and Thomas 1. Jack- : ‘ SS = : , 2s fon, who acts the role of Bat Smith, the fighting gob, in the same play, were tharried Saturday at City Hall temporarily to playethe role dn thts new production, It has been years since he acted tn the spoken drama, ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. O+. GOSSIP. ee aly fit oa 1 play the part of » New York next of the detective in "On th FOOLISHMENT PUT IT IN THE ACT. h 1 ne Insect [ep at Playhouse When John left home cach morning, | “whe r a Sam H. ill produce ‘Tain Albert Ban as be gaged : preduction ot bankers He seid. hen is a ‘iru x bird at the Gar deiphia; Oct. 9. | by Anne Nich stage directo kee P * will open ut the] A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 6 acidom hada cent “When, Alex ‘| ‘The Music Box will be dark two’ Totus who has been in Ger-| the Knickerbocke patre to-night The life of a bug is just as much| 7 wife wes o pianist and “When it takes a fy,” 9 weeks. Theo “Music Bos Revue’ many sceing “The Mysterious Tales Walter Davis is now playlug the The Lady in Ermine’ will be] to him aa yours ts to you Her touch tae excellent, \ 4 ‘| 1 Me » . ied al