The evening world. Newspaper, September 28, 1922, Page 32

By BIDE na McIntosh ‘was thirty-three, b’gosh! Oh, the awful thing! ‘was never very sweet To her ma and dad, is She had on both her feet, I'm L be glad. Once she wed the butcher's son; ‘What a boob was he! By'ry night he’d get a bun— Darn it, so would she. Pdon’t like this rhyme a bit. _ Really, it is sad. What! You think the same of it? Tm so glad. rhe OBSERVATIONS. Bing Connie, of Greece, is out. He ® sacrifice to advance the Prince. ’ George ~Miscato, of Cincinnatt, 4 to wed a wealthy woman to education: Evidently he " to tho health.’ Wonder tf ‘ever made @ practice of kissing s ; ‘Gtled “Barnum Was Right.” Its in- ‘Mal presentation will take place out of Bere ee ee fre eae tm Mere him yet. _ POEMS OF PREFERENCE Billie Battson of Brooklyn has a de sire to win the, niekel-plated corned beef poultice offered as the prize in thig contest. Her rhymed ideas con- cerning husbands follow: I want a man whose eyes are blue. Tobacco he must never chew, And he must be quite whiskericss Or he will never get my “yee.” If he to pick his teeth should choose. A golden pick the man must use, A clagty lad he's got to be To win a lovely gitt like se lives “ina Brooklyn boarding house." “Any rags!” , e ‘The words came through.the window, Old King John bound- out of his chair and shot Bh the door. 2 His usual fight with the rag- man occurred. “The girl and the bootlegger rushed out to stop it. “Why, | Papa, ain't you ashamed?” said the Peppermint Princess. ‘The Yragman was perturbed. (To Be Continued.) As to the “Chair” Song. Homer’ M. Green, of Middletown, N. ¥., and> Joseph Waters, of Union Hill, N. J., have written us asking for copies of the song, “Send Dudley to the Chair.” Since the Guberna- torial matter became so warm the demand for this song bas - been enormous;~ As a result, we haven't any copies left. Of course, you know we are running for Governor on the Independent ticket and the ditty is our campaign song. Jes- sica Plympton Nutt, wife of out campaign manager, wrote the song and she is singing it néghtly in Lily- dale Park, noar the Slaughter House on the bunk of the Hast River. Her cousin, Ima Bone, sings it Tuesday and Thursday nights in Pinkiedew Park, near the Bog Pound. It is In waltz time and does not sound un- Uke the old balled, “If We Must Part, Let Us Go Together.” Be Nice to Them. The bankers, will be here next week, They meet in a convention. They'M bring big wallets, fat and sleck, i - pay them some attention, A Bijou Poem. Benny Stein, a theatre treasurer, has sent us an original poem. Have 8 look: } The frost te on the pumpkin, The fodder's in the shibok, But I don't care for autumn, My overcoat's in hock. AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that we beard a ~ Woman praising the long skirt to-day, but she was bowlegged, New York production of “Swifty,”’ by John Peter Toohey and Walter C. Percival, William A. Brady 1s pro- ducing it.” SWAMPED! Ah, ha! We told him so! Sincewe published the announcement yester- day that Lee Shubert would like to recelve some mystery plays from am- ditious young writers, he has been run by said young writers, “Z hadn't the slightestidea I was in for this,” said he lest night. Wait! They ain't done nothin’ to IN-SELF-DEFENSE. Will H. Page. seye.if we don't tell the public William Fox is to give Sway $1,000 for the best title for his big fim now called “A Little Child Shall Lead Them,” he'll come down to our office and take faces at us. We'd hate to have him catch us some “| night when we've had a Jittle hooch. . has arranged to pre- 7 pile Burke soon in “Rose peener en He might ecareusto death. So here's the announcement. ‘Get your title to Mr. Pox before midnight Monday, GOSsiP, ‘The box office of the Knickerbocker ig. open the first time this season. “The Yankee Princess’ {s the attrac- tion. There Wil] be « professional matt- nee of “Hunky Dory” at the Klaw ‘Theatre tomorrow afternoon, Ddward Royce has arranged weekly fencing lessons for the women in “Orange Blossoms” to keep them healthy. Daphne Fellard, in private life Mrs. E. W. Bunch, is the pany at the Hippodrome. is of the African brand, lax Marcin has begun rehearsing Stewart & Trench, The Torch Bearers,” have a two new comedies by Georre The Messrs. Shubert would like to AY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1922 Ste 1M Gon! on Tis Tee weny ED 'N HIS Car 1 Suppose “Ti' RIGHT TUNG For ME “T')o \s “To PAY oR THE Gas we Use — Yen = THa's ONLY RIGHY —Aanl THEM “Oo, | Guess VD BETTER OFFER “ PAY FoR. “he Cll — OIL AIN'T MUCH OF AN ITEM “tiouGH! 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Frances Dewey, daughter of Alfred James Dewey, artist, has become an ndergtudy in “Sally, Ma’ i Minsky Brothers say twelve dan- ps girls from the Folles Bergere, Paris, are coming here to appear at the Park Music Hall Sir Thomas Lipton saw Ina Claire in “The Awful Truth” last nigut from & box et Henry Miller's Theatre, The members of the cast of “The Gingham Girl" will hold a golf tour Mament soon, Russell Maclpis just t Your Halr Cut” produc: Irene and Tak SDT TTI Comi WE MIGHT HAFTA PuT UP ACA HOTEL HERE AN! “Here — L Guess 11's UPTO MEO PUNGLE UP FoR “TH’ HoTeL IGEE WHILLIKENS! ir'p Be AYDARN SIGHT CHEAPER IF 5 Wb BuY A CAR AR LET HWM BE oh’ Guest Mt! TF | Cope. 1982 (N.Y. Eve. Weeld) . # By He’s a “Willing Waiter”! BUT MY), ‘ WIFE CANT? ) Wo LENGTHS oF STOVE PiPr- et WHAT KIND 2 WHAT soRT > ~S 2 SSS G. 8, Pat. off. TL THINK IT OVER, FeRDIE t WHEN ARE You COMIN’ AROUND To sce ME P TU Be ER THIS EVENING IF (T DOESN'T RAIN! at 6. esr wo, une. . HER (IN, ¥. Rive. Warkd) By Prem Pec Co. " She’s a Game Girl, but This is Awful! @ LJ PowneaR- isnt Wis vermvere bf ENERYBODY.1S LASGHING AT. MY EXPENSE SO FAR ASD ALL L TRIED To DO WAS BE .UMY_ CLASS HERE] | KIND - L GUESS \T DOESN'T PAY itching to win it. He's the scrateh man. ‘a y John Cort has delayed the opening of “Dolly Jordan,” at Daly's Theatre another day. The date now {s Oct, 3. “How commendable! A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. fie ct aed’ tea. What's th@puse of being an expert?| holder.” , The faster a horse can ruu, the more FOOL! : they handicap him. SUMENY: I bought my girl a pretty rose And stuck it in her hair> She blushed untit she looked aa | i PUT IT IN THE ACT. “Tobacoo never touches my lps." cigaretts <«. ike BD 4 cut of roast bes? rang,