The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1922, Page 28

Go Fewalked down the street with a = prosperous man, A fellow put up on the bigehearted plan. f A little old woman came hobbling along, A pitiful sight in the hurrying ; throng; She held up some pencils and asked us to buy. “Fhe throng had no time for her, > neither had 1. My friend bought a dezen and Sc. patted: her “head, “She's some fellow’s iauther,” was “fy all that he said. “She's some fellow’s mcther!” The SL. words seemied to sink Right into my brain and I started Fe to think, *Bhe's some fellow’s mother!” I ==. wondered if mine, Aclittle old woman who's now ~~ sixty-nine, ‘Would ever sell pencils to pay for ve her bread; A dozen such thoughts quickiy >. passed through my head. “She's soine fellow's mother!” It -« gave me a start, Tehit me a wallop rignt square in the heart. I went v9 her side and i bought all her Wares Despite the crowd’s wonder and = murmurs and stares, Hegave them all back, and the =. smile that I got Sped into my hedrt and I blushed and grew hot. My friend and I went on our wey down ‘the street, The sunshine seemed brighter and life mighty sweet. ~ “She's some fellow’s mother!” Four words, as you sce, And yet they spoke volumes, yes volumes, to me. OBSERVATIONS. Sikt might as well go ahead and fight. The old Victoria Theatre is no more, you know. Miss Osborn, who is to marry Jay Coogan, will bear an illustrious name, thanks to Jackte, A Long Island man who stolo a Baby grand piano is accused of lar- eppy. Shouldn't the charge be ab- i? ‘Dr. Fellx Scarpapane of Brooklyn gave a quart of blood yesterday to save the Mfe of a mother of three ebildren. To our way of thinking, tt was wigaty fine blood. THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER. safTMt 1 the Dempsey of alt mystery At first Princess Fanny of Peppermint did not care for Floosh, the American, His was genuine Freeport personality, About the ‘Theatre Monday eve- Ambessador ting. Others in the cast aro Walter ‘Woolf, Robert Woolsey, Helen Ship- man, Martinett! Gladys and Daley. There is a largo chorus... Under the title. of “The Lady of the Rose,” this musical piece has been running at Daly's Theatre, Yaindon, for many months, It has thet success also on tho Continent, ‘The New York production will be ‘laborate. ' HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. mubert, having launched Wires’ Ike to hear from young au- on the subject. He will, all right. UL NOW, BILL! White, another of us arrive In New York to- according to Slim Sev- od Evening ! By- BIDE DUDLEY 7. eee we (POEMS OF PREFERENCE | Nellie G@. of, Wakefield is out after the axlegrease sandwich offered as the prize in this contest. Her rhyme follows: I want handsome fetlow To take me as his wife, He'd have to treat me well, oh— I mean it—bdet your life! I do not care for money, Nor do I care for frowns, But he must let hie honey Each month stock up om gowns. ———— and it did not appeal to her. However, she decided to ques- tion him. “Mr. Floosh,” she sald, “how about your family?” “They're all woll, thank you,” he replied. To her this answer was absurd. However, he wanted to marry her, and something had to be done, “If I married you, would I have sto live in Freeport?” she asked. “No! Nobody has to live in Freeport.” The Princess swooned. When she came to, she missed her watch, whilo Floosh watched his miss. At that point nolse of commo- tion came to their ears. Floosh and the Princess rushed to a window, A Old King John was fighting with the ragman, It was imperativo that the lov- ers go out and stop the battle; hence to-day’s chapter of this delightful story must bo cut short. “Oh, see Papa!” sald Princess Fanny as they walked through the door arm in arm. (To be continued.) Prohibition Notes. In Chicago the hotel bellboys own expensive autos, ~ J. K, Spiff, the Wellsville druggist who died recently, left an estate valued at over a million dollars, Ferdinand Z. Skeets of Brooklyn, bought a fine yacht yesterday, He is a manufacturer of non-leakable suit-cases, Don and Harry. Don Shiel, second steward of thi Mauretania, was atleep in his berth at 2 A. M, recently, when a man’s voice awoke him. “Aye, Mont” it said, “wake ye oop and hear me new bonnie song,” Harry Lauder was outside the steward’s door. He wanted to sing him a Scotch ditty he had just written. i ’ ° Don told Harry to go joarn his kilts, AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you positively that a barber who loafs on a job of hair-cutting {s guilty of shear laziness, will be presented in New York by the Belmont Theatre Company. Second prize went to Norman C, Linden of Baltimore, for “Jennie,” and Henry Fiske Carlton of Cambridge drew third award with “Slug.” The judges were Prof. George P. Baker, Walter Prichard Haton and Richard G, Hern- “OUR MARY" TO SPEAK, Mary Anderson de Navarro will re- turn to the stage on Friday of this week. She will make a brief address at the Shakespeare Theatre, Strat- ford-on-Avon, when the portrait of Edwin Booth, given by E. F,. 41beo, ia hung there, Mr. Albee 1s in poases- sion of a letter from Miss Anderson thanking him for the opportunity to pay her respects to the memory of the great actor. MIDDLETON RETURNS, Middleton, accompanied by Mrs. ddieton, has returned from Wurope. “He has completed his adap- | tation of "Une Petite Main Qui Se Place," by Sacha Guitry, and- of a per comedy by Edouard Bourdet. wid Belasco will produce both of these. While in Paris Mr. Middleton arranged for the production at the Odeon of “The Light of the. World,” which he wrote {p' collaboration with Guy Bolton. H¢ brought home with him’ several Trench manyscripts and @ completed original drama called & peaceful lot, and . we hope Bill won't try ut Up any didoes, IE HARVARD PRIZE PLAY. announced that Phillip Barry r, N. Y., hag won the “Tho Road Together." A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day. The Negro didn't trip Carpentier— he trip-hammered hin. Gossip. 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BALL UNTIL NIN , rer era "THAT'S A SHAMESWELL TLL a TY GO AWEAD WI SVONNE AND. | | MEET YOUTHIERE. 5 Wit, WE HASN'T ENEN GRASPED THE FIRST PRINCIPLE. OF SOCIAL ETIQUETTY TTY WAs — CWE CERTAINLY — HASN'T HEACQUIRED THE HABIT ‘ OF BEING LATE? UL GEE,IM JUST from Antwerp. vaudeville, ~ Al Fox and his pisnologue have been drafted for “A Fantastic I'ric- assec" now at the Greenwich Village ‘Theatre, Gladys Feldman will be Bouleh tp He will sing in Keith eee “Merton of the Movies." She al- How? Nesta ea ls Gosh, we don’t know! ‘3 Irish Roso'? company, soon;|& Megley an offer for the London| That's all there is—there is no more. igkte recelves flowers on opening] Gra arue has been engaged by d for Chicago, rights to '*Molly Darilng."’ apie haste ad Sam H, Harris and Irving Berlin for a Gray offered her Alredale, rdicas gor they Say Mine. Marta Kousne-| the new ‘Music Box Revue."* Which is named for her, to the White FOOLIGHMENT. a PUT {7 IN THE ACT. + (2 Russian diva, wants to be-| Betty Linley has been added to tho] House kennels but the offer could not}7 know a girl named Mary Pew, A tell man is. usally Jax ‘ come an American citizen, cast of “That Day," which will open “Why do you say that?’ Who bought a stick of gum to chew, She chewed tt tlt her jawa were sore, Else and Paulsen, now at the Cen- at @e Bijou Theatre Monday, tral, are jce-skating without ice, i “Because he's so long in bed."* Aine Nichols will put out enother : BR * Charles Cochran has cabled M be accepted, ,No room was avallabl for the little Hog lady.