The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1922, Page 22

‘name: —— THE KING’S BOOTLEGGER. an in ar land, ~The train for Slumberland? Route; It's guided by Father Sand; grand. ‘That is the train for Siumberland, The train for Slumberland. Who takes the train for Slumber- land, The train for Slumberland? The wee soldier boy, who's spent the day At drilling a tin command, ‘And the drowsy girl who's cared so well For her babies of paper brand, hese take the train for Slumber- land, The train for Slumberland. When leaves the train for Slum- berland, . The train for Slumberland? I¢ starts on its trip when night draws nigh, Its journey completely planned, And then when the sun in eastern skies Resembles a golden band, Back comes the train from Slum- berland, The train from Slumberland. OBSERVATIONS. Now that daylight saving is over, what did you do with the daylight you saved? B, Bluch writes us to say he con- siders the Ex-Kalser’s plan to marry an exilent one, A split in the Ku Klux Klan js re~ ported. Wonder how much was split and who split it? So Babe Ruth {ts the daddy of a girl, eh? We'll bet she has “walked” the Bambino frequently. A New Jersey man killed himself Because he couldn't find real beer. He must have been terribly lazy, €A tale of romance ‘and. rye. to-day.) The Kingdom of Tootleheim ‘was dry. The people had voted ft so because King John, when intoxicated, invariably insisted fm fighting with the ragman whose shanty was on the bank of the River Dunk. This obsession om the part of the King was ex- Seedingly annoying to the Mon- archists who were rather austere. Hemmingway Floosh, scion of | the old family of Floosh, of fash- fonable Freeport, L. L, was an Smportant figure in the social life ' @f Tootleheim. He had come there in search of a beautiful girl whose picture he had seen in the Musty Stories Magazine, of New York. Little had he sus- pected that she was old King Zohn's daughter, Princess Fanny ef Peppermint. When the dry law was enacted Floosh was in @ire financial straits. He saw in , however, a chance to acquire ‘wealth and to win the friendship Btart it ROM the offices of William A, Bray we learn that the much discussed play by the Czecho- Slovakian authors, ‘yl and Josef Capek, “The Insect,” will be produced @t the Jolson Theatre on Oct, 23, More than 200 actors will be used. In Prague this play was called ‘The Zife of the Insect." In London, Where Nigel Playfair has it in re- Il, the title is “And So, Ad @nfinitum,” “DOLLY JORDAN” ocr, 2, “Dolly Jordan,” John Cort's latest Production, which was to have @pened at Daly’s Theatre (formerly the 684 Street Music Hall) Wednes- @ay evening, will not go on display fantil next Monday. More time is Meeded to remodel the houge. TO JOIN MINSKY SHOW, George Stone and Etta Pillard have @mst their lot with the new Minsky _ Musical Revue at the Park Music Wall. They join the cast this week. ITS CAST COMPLETE, The complete cast of “The Ever @reen Lady,” opening at the Punch Judy Theatre Oct, 7, is composed yl Mercer, J. M. Kerrigan, Rob- . Haines, Elsie Esmond, Beat- Miles, Jack Murtagh, Thomas F. ‘Tracey, Andree Corday, Albert FE. Powers, Frances and Jimmy Lapsley wad Saw Jauvey, gate ‘Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY Which is the train for Slumber- CAN GET A CAR AN' START, OFF FoR. “THE IDEA LOAD UP WITH A LoT OF GRUB AN' STUFF Foot. IN “His FAMILY celta VACATION ! Wat w { POEMS OF PREFERENCE | DEATH BUT Wo RIP-SNORTIN' “Time CAMPING OUT! | Cares | -— : , q Celia of South Amboy, N. J., has! fi etl . Ths “Time | Tt runs o'er the Still and Peaceful | entered the mate contest with a firm | 7 G oF THe. | destre to win the Walla Walla, Wash., | &, : f YEAR F 5 ¥¢ makes no noise as it flies along Through Valleys of Nod, so About Plays and Play oom JOE’S CAR ¢ ———oeeeeeeeeeEeeEeeeeeemm™ ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. @, Pat. oft, DAWGONNIT, 1 DON'T Care Ie NLU SPRING fT On TH! SWEET (7 16 NEARLY WINTER — we. ~BvT I'M ‘Too PoLt ONE AN’ SEE IF SHE FLOPS Rie To MENTION ANY THERE'S ONLY ONE = AN! LISTEN pove Face. — we can city directory, offered for the best} rhyme. Incidentally, she wants a| hand-picked husband and this is how} she desertbes him: I am a countey brunette I want a blue-eyed blond, AN. Y. darling of no regret, Of whom I can de fond. He must de very nice And never must get sore, And when I kiss him twice Must ask for more and more. I do not want him slow, For me he’s got to pine, And if he has some dough He'll be just eu of King John. The American, handsome though he was, had one blemish. When he talked his “sg” carried a distinct whistle with it and every dog in the Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Oft. I FEELSo Sorry FoR He PooR GiRt- MY! IT MusT Be AWFUL o-on! PooR COUSIN WAS A FAKE WELL “= Han’ Gar Kingdom used to follow him WEDDIN' HUH OS BE DECEIVED BY NELL | around wordering what he 2 A FALSE manriace ! orn koe peck Wes By A “tm ; REAL one! It was eventide on July 23. / Princess Fanny stood at her window. At that moment the ragman was seen passing the castle and old King John, who had been drinking like a fish, rushed out. The usual fight followed. Just as the King received a smash on his Royal nose, Floosh, the American, arrived on the scene, Pulling the ragman off the ruler, he said: “I'm surprised.” Seventeen dogs rushed up. Princess Fanny was thinking deeply, (To Be Continued.) LITTLE MARY MIXUP HERE. Comes THE } LADY NEXT Door — — NOW, DONT FoRceT - You sorra iP Your CAP WHEN we MEET HER - How come You MAKE ME TTP MY_CAP To THAT LADY WHen You AINT ACQUAINTED WITH HER AT ALL? — sde DIDNT SPEAK TS YOU oR Our Own Book Reviews. We do not agree with Count Wahoo Bimble when he says, in his latest novel, “Taxicab Tessie,” (Boobheim- er Press) that a woman's love Is the prune of human emotions, Evidently the Count has never met a girl from the homespun districts. Neverthe- less, his romantic story of Tessie's affair with Toady Allen, the hand- some yegg, is fascinating and should} be read by every religtously-inclined | person in America. Throughout the entire narrative we think we detect an effort to impress on the minds of the diplomats of Turkey and Greece the folly of their ideas. However, whether or not “Taxicab Tessie” has any effect of the international situa- tion, we say without hesitation it is the best story of love and mystery that has flowed from the prolific pen, of Count Wahoo in all bis long writ-| ing’ career. And this means much | when one recalls the fact that it was | he who wrote “The Most Laughable Old Man and Woman in the World.” T.Dont Live VACATIONS ENA NAY Hanser] STAMFORD, carn IT Isnt Coon FOR Bors 3 EAT so MucH. FRANW GILL STATE eBay OUR COMPANY IS VERY MucH INTERESTED (N YOUR BiscuIT PROPOSITION ! THosé SAMPLES TASTED DELICious ¢ Just A CUP oF FLOUR, TWo EGGS, A QUART OF MILK. AN’ — AN’ THEY'RE So SIMPLE To MAKE, Too! L NEVER THOUGHT Your Biscuits WOULD EVER BE So FAMOUS — “"KATINKA® 16 THE ONLY] ONE WHO CAN MAKE ‘EM — SHE HAS A LITTLE PROCESS AW HER OWN THAT Mixes WER SECRET INGREDIENTS, AND — SHUT YOuR TRAP HANG DING IT -) DY' WANNA TALK US OUT s—> OF A FORTUNE ! Pre ~ Al Asks a Favor. “Al Pinkston he wrote his Uncle to turn hands of his (Al's) watch back an hour Sunday morning and hopes he did it.— Wellsville Optic. AND NOW PERMIT US to suggest that the time to attend to other people's affairs is when you are paid for it. ers. GOSSIP. The Johnnies are pesterin’ them! Winter Garden chorus gals again. Eddie Dowling used to’ be a plum- ber, And his brother was wealthy, too, | Perctval Knight's new play, ‘Thin| Tee," comes to Broadway next week.| Dangerous title, that! | The guests of the Actor's Home} will see ‘The Torch-Bearers’ Wed- nesday afternoon, at the Vanderbilt. | Orlando's Horses, at the Hippo- drome, will change their act to-day, | They do something new each week. Charles Peyton has given the San Francisco Elks an old etching of Jen- ny Li He is with “Springtime of out Harry Dornton has been engaged by Charlies Dillingham as stage di- rector of the Loyalties" company. Miller and Domsche will launch thelr new play, “The Invisible Em pire," at Lynchburg, Va., Wednes- Fisher White and Frederick Wor-| lock, English actors, will support El- sie Ferguson in “The Wheel of Lifo.""| Buddy Kennedy wishes it known| to the world that he will remain as WAY NOW! HE IS COMMON And 1 WAVE BWE-BLOOD “EET. WAS MYT PRIVILEGE JUST REVERSE THE SITUATION PWT AE RE WERE ATINE, BiG, WEAUIAY MAN AND YOU WERE A UTILE WORKING GIRL AN-- ie AND T FALL IN LOVE. | WIT HEEM 1 SUPPOSE, AND HE GEEVES ME THE COLD SHOULDER? ~WAT WOULD BE. MING & TCOULD SUE HEEM FORA MILLION DOLLARS BREATH OF STULL GETTER — WOHTHE PuBLicitTy L COULD BECOME AMOVIE STAR! WT WHAT IE YOU'D LOSE THE CASE? THINK OF THE (DREADFUL PUBLIC BiG BALL © WHEN ME APPEARED IN: STREET CLOMES HOW IT COULD BE DONE. like to get into a musical comedy." A young woman appeared in the] “There's one across the stree will open in| omce of a certain theatrical producer [the producer. ‘Yon can got into that | Yesterday and said: e one for $2.60 to-night." 49th Street Theatre to assume hia role | pocketed tt. rhe Monster” for the first timo, | tr handed $4 in quarters by fel- | te That night at the thea-|ger who cannot think up at least 700 he received $4 worth of collect] excuses for bad business, egrams and away went the quar- tera! * produced by the Bel-| mont Theatre Company, Lancaster, Pa., to-night. St. Joseph I'd never seen an oyster smile And so I turned and ran a mile. Council, No. 443, " “1 want to go on the stage." . PUT ITI Knigh Columb see “6 Fi ie eee: ‘ were going to wire you best —— FOOLISHMENT. N THE ACT. eeinolates bara boa. ws oe "Sue, What ean you do?" he asked. KIDDING EMMETT, wishes, but decided we'd give you the leat tar feoe ta Mca “Has Jones done well?” “at heatre to-mec “Well, she replied, "1 can’t sing a oxnininad Cae A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. met an oyster fac basal “Dll say so. His wife is wearing any Nias ane 5 " nd Pa avi a Pd Thetere ol the! Cc took the money end® T's ® pretty slow theatrical mana He emiled at me with ftting grace.| anthracite necklace. —B, DP, ; P ; ;