The evening world. Newspaper, September 22, 1922, Page 32

| FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1922 | Theatrical News and Gossip | RN rs cvanNalan and : ‘ JOE’S CAR ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat, Off, Needs ns From a Couple of “Pros.” Good Evening ! Mi cchirst nat Meelel By BIDE DUDLEY : {MA FINe SPECIMEN OF 4 AFTER 1 “ORM IT VER “To (T AIN'T LOSING “Ty! boven { POEMS OF PREFERENCE r Ler “This BE A LESSON “TO ME — NEVER “Te BUY A CAR FROM A STRANGER wio's IN A HURRY! MENTAL WREQK “To LET A IT'S LEGAL OWNER .1'M OUT “HAT HURTS so MUCH — (T's GUY. SELL ME (A STOLEN Acar an’ #250! “THe REALIZATION “Thar ('m Car — I'M A PRIZE SAP! SUCH A DUMBELL I! 1 DO BUSINESS JusT LIKE T PAY GoLe — WALK UP “TH “TH'BALL WITHOUT “THINKIN' OF THE PROPER GRIP AND The CORRECT STANCE , TAKE A “You have no manners,” Johnson said, His face with anger burned. Dicky Boy, a Bronx youth, wants y p WHALE OF A SWIPE AT IT “And you're a fool devoid ,of | the tordstool ple offered as the prize AN’ SLUICE OFF IN TH! ROUGH, brains,” in this contest. But his greatest de WHEN “THE GAME'S OVER ~ THE OTHER Guy TAKES — Ty" DouGH I! sire is for a.wife of the lovely sort. ‘This is how he writes of her: I'm just a lad of twenty-two, Yearning for an ootsie-oo; I'd like to find @ sweet young miss Who'll fill my life with first-class bliss. The other man returned. “You're just the chump I'd like to whip, “'d do it for a cent.” “You couldn't whip me in a year,’ Replied the other gent A cake-eater, kiddo—that's not me; I'm juat a plain lad, always happee. To a pat that's true IT sure would stick; My heart is true and very thick, And so it went, each took his turn, Yo language harsh to “jaw,” "Til Central cut off both their phones And called the fight a draw. So now, sweet girls, I promise you TU de delight/ul, sweet and true. Xie) a 41 crave your smile just for a while— —~4 Boe On, tates, won't you pieave ove me] “ARETE BIG TITTLE FAMILY a trial? OBSERVATIONS. If the British are really digging in, the Turks had better dig out. “Four Flushing Girls Get Licenses to Wed.—Headline. There you are folks! Be your own kolumn-kon- ductor. \ The 5-cent loaf’ of bread is coming back, Ab, that means we can have bread pudding again. After fiddling around in this coun- try for fourteen years Mischa Elman has become a citizen. The Fire Department found 2 whiskey-making plant in a burning building yesterday. Must have re- sponded to a still alarm! ‘Tessie went into the house, procured a handful of hash and chased him down the village street. It all seemed so absurd, (To Be Continued.) Nowe! Tie Never WILD 1S baal . by WHY “ou SAID I P - ope wens Have A DOZEN ‘ You KNow xX DID'NT SAY— ALL AT ONE THIS AND THAT. ‘The theatre ticket brokers in the Broadway District have a language all their own. Ask one how he likes a new show and, if it does not strike his fancy, he will reply: “That's it.” The other day we found five TAXICAB TESSIE. brokers in an office talking. A cer- Ab, love, a fleeting thing you are, tain show had opened the night be- Much taster than © trolley, or. are. | fore and, we asked them what thoy f te o UCULUULUH UU ALU BRUUTOC CTH thought of its chances for success. “That's it,” replied the five in unison. And they seldom miss their guess. Tessie took her police whistle and blew a loud blast. It startied all Jimtown ond Coun- cflman Oscar H. Moots decided to investigate. Leaping out of bed he put on his bathrobe and slippers and rushed down the There is a man in jail in Parts, on a charge of “special vagabon- wi, MARYS WHERE ARE street to the boarding-house | dage,” who claims he is Houdini, the MARY, ARE YOu ey, Yu CANT sit 1 : ‘ $ / where the pretty school teacher |escape artist. The man ts an m- asian uP. COR GESULAR Peace \ eee ne eed Now Ive Gotta / lived. postor. ‘The real Houdini is in the For vuNed 2 “6pay- You ‘LL SIT sows a hal WASH MY ° “Did you blow your whistle, “BETWEEN AUNT EDNA \ wHe TABLE, OTHER EAR Miss Tessie?” he asked. AND cousIN MARTH - = : _ ae > J . ( ' Tessie considered the question rz rather abrupt. What could this man mean? She decided to re- buke him. “You are silly, sir,” she said. The councilman was not ac- customed to being so addressed. His dignity was in evidence at all times, except when he was drinking, and he did not care to have it offended. “Oh, go bite a baked bean,” he snapped. United States. If he were in Paris, MLZ how would they ever be able to keep Whi Yes on him in jail? TM comin’ i , = = iE T THoucHt T WAS GonnA- J SIT AT THE END -| Bac c That Nutt Baby. “Dear Dud,” writes Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt to us, “I see you printed a little story about the birth of our new son, Filbert. It was nice of you. He was named by my sis- ter, Hazel Nutt, who is nursing him. She sings him to sleep with your campaign song, ‘Send Dudley to the Chair.’ By the way, the kid needs Tessie. picked up @ cake of |® Dew baby bugsy. Better send me soap and threw it at him. The | $11 at once. His Uncle, Ches Nutt, Councilman, havin: of Hickoryville, Ill, sent him a rat- Fe te na eee es tacuje, [tle recently. Ob, 1telt you that ut-| K ATINKA sile immediately and had no fear | t!¢ Nutt ts a cracker. Mrs. Pinkle, of it, True it struck bim in the | Yo lives next door to us, found a note in her husband's pocket signed Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Ott, The Proof of the Biscuits Is in the Cook! KEEP OUT, Hud - KATINKA CAN'T Be DiSTuRBeED ! ‘BEFORE I INVEST HONEY | (way, ATBASY COULD THe, op. Box Ful oF, SHE Ale HALF ODOZEN OF KRAZY face, but he did not mind. In IN YoUR BISCUIT VENTURE | | Ain'T A ' hie heart he was in love with |‘Evelyn,’ to-day. He said it was! |} TD Lie MAKE SURE Ue SDEUCIOUS CORES HER BISCUITS AND THE | KRAX from Sir Evelyn de Grandcourt, the| {| THAT THEY ARE MADE IF You'd Like To MEE DOCTORS ARE HOLDING her ruk the fair girl. However, a crowd was gathering and he decided to €o home for his: pants. noted Englishman, Much excite-| | ACCORDING Yo THe PURE Foon] \'ex1, siz ONE wo MAKES ‘EM TLL. LAWS, AND - - CALL IN OUR COOK - A CONSULIATION | 5 ~ WHY NOT - ment but could learn nothing.— T HIS AIN'T Jeff.” At that point an Italian came ? up with a butch of bananas. ape ” bala ake ‘ Tessie came out of the board- AND NOW PERMIT US ‘ I Q Bore ing-house and pulled off his ban- to suggest that there is a lot of Freres danna handkerchief. truth in Will Rogers's statement Dag He was Toady Allen, the hand- that they never give a fellow a Rene some yege. dinner unttl he can afford to ae “Good morning!” said Toady. buy one. “THINK A SALT Ab t 1 d | 4 : " 7 * & CELLAR out Plays an i gy | re | © pA 4 5 ‘ages y dayers LC Lewin rT iittom TRAVELING op lL —— | et! ss pAJSALESHiAN SCHOOL for usbers is to be|dollar black diamond drop. It !s A \ 3 : be established by the Messrs.| studded with chunks of real coal Sass —— i v - ee | Shubert; The pupils all will : : a be girls, and they will be instructed THEY SANG. UTI by Mrs. Lillian Duffy, whois in charge} 4 plump, nice-looking gentleman BEA FUL BAB of the 250 ushers employed in the}named Jordan approached us last Shubert string of New York theatres. | night and suid: OOK 0 “Ushert ” + $ WELLYOU KNOW ANTA GE is wel * WA deuce Vaal ive aaron insane ,L attended the outing of the Jersey * . MILO ane aid Ea rte Cer ib a ine ote _ EY ALL THOUGHT LT HAD peclal effort to raise the standard of fry age er ace, Commerce at Dear BE A FULL DRESS | | DO THE GUYS TAKE Niawr AN’ WAS THE Om A DIRTY SHIRT 3 2 Mountai: to-day. Ab > usher service in our theatres. A 8004 feliows did was sing a song frm one p AGAR WTA ape COATS « oer? Meal TAY GRAGIOUS NO! ONY GUY “HAT KEPT y PARTY] | WANTA DISGRACE SWE. GENTLEMEN \S COAT ON usher must bo courteous, neat, ener- | pe, SHOULD NEWER TAKE THEIR COATS getic, patient and careful.’” ‘The school will be held mornings at the Nora Bayes Theatre. About thirty girls are wanted to take the course of instruction. Positions will Le found for them as vacancies occur. hat song was it!” we asked. weet Adeline,’ yald the gentle- man. And then he laughed In a fear- fully obese manner. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Davies—Yeu WHAT—AGAIN?T A. C. D.—Frank Craven. A note just in says: “The opening ae of ‘On the Stairs,’ the new William GOSSIP. Hurlbut play, scheduled for the Play-] “The Rose of Stamboul"* 7 house next Monday night, has been | on tour semana riee ostae dames deferted a week #o that another star| Barton and Marion Green ; an can be engaged to replace Arnold] ‘lisabeth Marbury will entertain Daly." Mme, Kow off ut te. at the Am pis basnador Hotel this afternoon Alexander Carlisle, of ‘'Fool's Er. MISS GEORGE REHEARSING. rant’ can make a, wondertul pag Grace’ George Js rehearsing in we beak “Aimer,” by Paul Geraldy. The play Dillingham will be called “To Love” and asso-| James Dale for a role in cla!.4 with Miss George in the cast}oponing ut the ys will be Normun Treyor and Robert} It is suid Will 8 try- Warwick. Ww to come a — — to Americ: — A VALUABLE DROP. The Selwyns will ch “The Ex-| Jeet ald tossay. A professional mat-Jout by the members of “The Ging-| ‘The Passing Show of 1 to see]. Har new play, * Was kissed by his teucher in school. PUT IT IN THE ACT. oe org at he | ries are wate real is on at this theatre this after-] ham Girl’? company. that commuters cutch their train have many drops He now thinke the lad “It grower bigger the more You eee Theatre this weeky are dis-' Bankhead ure in it ee Muri Carroll will be thirty next late nue eee eet Pine te pers! 1, THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT. Who hates schoot must be mad, | °°ryunat ying for the first time thelr million- The Music Box and ite a a! Tues ; ; y y nextlute buses from the Winter Garden ‘e mn ‘ © Box and ite revue Fee a! Tuceduy and be will be given w blow-leach night after the performance of| We presume thy scenery foxy Sam] 4 boy by the nume of O'Teole Or possibly just a poor fool, |