The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1922, Page 32

pa si PLAN ey On eee = | THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1922 | t i © JOE’S CAR Trade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat, Ott. ' All Together Now—Glug, Glug, Glug! Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY Fe OPH AM AOL NOLO LW INGO LOAINOLN WELL STUPID = HERE: T Am!’ GENTLEMEN — You wo DEVOTED “Tine. — BEHOLD, My FRIENDS, Bor the WHATTA Y'WANT OF ME — ve ENERGY Ben HELP ME SOLVE. NUMBER ONE! (5 IT NOT BEFITTING wHat's Awe “This: Rumpus? iE MYSTERY CONCERNING MY CAR ~ YoU Aw A WILL BE.GLAD “To LEARN TT YESTERDAY “THE OCCASION, MY FELLOW GioopHoUNDs, Thar — a uc (F You Wind KiNdOe | | EMYSELE CAPTURED THE ROUGHNECK AND coy Hee ALL ASSIST ME IH POURING | STEP OVER. THERE: DISOWERED THE MOTIVE WHICH PROMPTED i ONTENTS INT THE SINK P21 \ \ / WIM THE OTHERS HM “> “TRY To RECWER THE CAR HE_SOLD mS “ Pd A fool and a man of wealth, they [POEMS OF PREFERENCE | Dae ced sah titan clan cab say, Once met in a garden fair, (Miss) C. V. M., whose address is ME ——GENTLEMEN, LOCKED os a paar 6 ca a ee AND LISTEN, 1 SHALL 9 agt 7 ‘And the fool, he laughed in his] “Just New York,” is out to win the ENDEAVOR “tm ‘exPLaint 1 IM THe REAR Beg ilon athl 2 hone made electric bulb, the priz 1 FOUND A CASE CON’ foolish way, a "i “WEeLVe BOTTLES— .,. [in this contest. ‘She would prefer, But the man was worn with she says, a. tarred and feathered care. soap bubble, but that, of course, is Quoth the man, “Oh, fool, why| out of the question. Her idea of the laugh you so? sort of a man who makes a real hus This world to me is dead, band follows: , The man I want must not be dumb You. have found: & purse, Or)" 11g must took like @ color ad, drunk, 1 trow, He must, to all my charms succumb, Till the wine affects your head.| pen though 1 have to pad. He mustn't flirt or stay out tate “Oh, no,” the fool then made] Or tack a sense of humor. reply, For such aman I'd wait and wait, fi ‘ ; Th ht have . “No purse I’ve found to-day, abd A otbnandiableske tia lesb Nor drunk of cheering wine \Ae Bhat: point a caillk! wagon i SS Sige E ; stopped before her house. lL i i SS wel , \ A \ XT reason I am gay Milk, to-day?” ee ~ , ff Is this: I've earned my keep, no] The driver was speaking THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY. Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat, Ott 976,543,210 Husbands Will Be Trying This Now! more, ‘essie threw him a kiss. * " “IT might as well,” she said. It Since yester’s sun declined. | ad the desired effect. ‘The milk- And | have no great wealth in| man tore off his false whiskers. HURRE, UP R WHY “TH! DAM AND TLL DRIVE SoRRY OM~ NOY “Hese store, He proved to be Toady Allen, the Bur & Have HILL DIDNT ‘You Cnn THEYRE WELL ‘YSEE MY AN WHEN But I have peace of mind." | bandsome yess. “wo Wee some |i Have sour STENO® 7 / SD inins’ LETTERS . Deine DUNES SHE ReaDs “ese nda Nee OE Lerreas! Do ‘em =“ | Oo MYSELF -SIGNED ASKIN’ ME FOR WOH FICTITIOUS t Money — Letters SHE Tessie meant it. GES Discouracen! The fool passed on with smile “Hello, Tessie, Any milk to- and nod, day?” Toady replied. ————— Through the garden fair and Tessie merely grinned. She < cool. Inew she was on the right road. Quoth the weary man of wealth, i A lll pa “O, God would be paid. . 2 “But don’t quote me,” she said Would I were but a fool!” to the newspapermen who had —M. K. H. ‘gathered to learn the facts, Toady Allen peeled an apple with his jackknife. Tt alh seemed so absurd. (To be continued.) OBSERVATIONS. It seems only fitting that Tom Lip- ton, yachteman, should stop at the Commodore while in New York. Seapking of records, a Harlem den- A Dental Note. Dr. Herman Mintz of Washington Heights has taken time to write us a note. “When that blind man, whom you took across the street the other day,” says his letter, “said he recognized no your feel, you should have responded: pe ae ‘Well, how do I feel?’” Shucks, Doc! , LITTLE MARY MIXUP. Y se) fod -~ ty hy ‘se o MI Let’s PLay 200. |{ You can"BE Z be Aiea bal A ou want) wooo eee eae Wns oes Ch Ths ib Be THe | | THe Monkey IF Bonsie’ 4 Te HAVE PEANUTS ( Iu, Be He de'u FEED CACE AND Te You WANTA - Nicker FoR ay testnee van MoNKey IN Me He BE Te Money | |, T poWANNA BE Some PEANUTS ANE EAT ¢ PEANUTS? A MoNKeY on Nothin’ Go pull your teeth! BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Bay, Mister, do you recollect, oh, years an’ years ago, how Mother used to call you while the light was burn- |4n’ low, an’ have you say, in quiet BS ghey Era! ia ‘ihe sian et, tones, there in the shadows deep, that No time wag to.be lost. That homely iittle prayer of “Now I Lay ‘Tessie eat t window |Me Down to Sleep"? You ‘member pein pfobcen pcindiega debt on | how you learned it word for word at \ the widow's hbene could be paid, | Mother's knee? It wasn't hard to memorize; ‘twas easy as could be. You "member when you'd safd it, in your nightgown all undressed, she “I would Ike to send her a for $500,” she said to her balf-French maid, Theodosia. “Rats!” replied Theodosia. KAIINKA, THOSE BiScuITS You MADE FoR “AND NOT ONLY THAT - BUT |ELLO! SEND edt ns : Era MY FRIEND PLEASED Him SO MUCH You'Re GONNA GET T FQR. NS HOUSE = I THINK, YEP! ATA OAT vont tae FO GINE ou A BAISE! | | THe NEXT 10 YEARS To es “DOLLAR A DOZEN” oe We OUGHTA CLEAN Witt BE DOUBLE’ !! CONTRACT > x ACTURER UP A FORTUNE IN Vay a alli} \ } | Bb iiccte 5 — SS pou} // Gage RE (IM, Y, Bove, World) By Prom Pub. CO WONNE, TM ASMAMED OF HE WAY THE FELLOW T WANT IS. - cabs YON TREATED MILO - INVITE HIM TO e MRS. SMITA-SMiTH'S NEPHEW q MARS, SMITTHSSMITA'S BIG BALL AN HEN HAROLD SMS HE'S A eae apie cae SOR NST TO NING Ae Cele TO" THE SPEED AN! PROVE REGULAR ONE-MSiEUR TO NOU He's (REGULAR AROUND SOME MORNING BEFORE . T LOOKS LIKE Acomic DONT SINGLE ME Now, OL? Pi MALENTINE Nou CAN WAVE WIM STI, NOTIN THE. MOOD- ANY-| | CAME-EATER , HUM? WELL s Wey wrth MY COMPs- BY WAY WE \S WHAT MAM'SELLE [1 LAKE WIM AN! HAVE. “WE WAY T HEARD LS. INVITED WIM ‘TO COME 3 HAROLD WANTS To MEET WT ME, ME IN) HIE WORST WAY held you an’ she rocked you till you tense moment. Final slept on Mother's breast? In all these Beaded nbchas the erpaentl by wi years I ain't forgot that simple little ing and reciting “The Girl Be- pray’r, an’ lots of times it’s helped me hind the Gum,” a poem of happl- go to sleep forgettin’ . The other ness. ones that people say are grander, I'll “That,” she sald, “should bea eee ee en me Geath dlow to pessimism.”’ ! Pheodosia merely laughed. She * was from the South of France AND NOW. PERMIT US -, ‘where laughter predominates. To suggest that it\is awfully * Had she been from the North of | hard for a girl who is popular France there is no telling what with the men to be popular with might have happened. e the women.’ WO celebrated Russian stage peo-} Mann, will havo its first presentation . ple, Mmei Maria Kousnezoff andjat the Palace Theatre, White Plains, . ‘M, Leon Bakst, color artist and| Monday night. It will come to designer, are coming to America at the} way two weeks later. invitation of Elisabeth bens 7 Pad Shubert to present Mme, Kousnesoer’ European repertory,| , HELPING HER OUT. “The Revue Russe.’ opening at the} Ruth Grey of “Sue, Dear,” at the Booth Theatre on Oct. 3. The com-] Bijou, stopped before a man weuring pany includes some of the most ver-|a sign reading “Blind,"” at an upper patile artists on the Russian stage,| Broadway corner yesterday and took among them being Mmes, Arn some coins from her handbag, As Morenschildt, Ofelbeska, Sanina, Le-] she looked them over she said to him: ontowitch, Efremova, Platonoff, and “I intended to give you a dime, but among the men are Koline, Posem- , \ kowsky, Dnleproff and Gasthous, M.| There's one sticking out from un- Bakst will design the costumes and| der that quarter,’’ he replied, point- seenery. The programme will offer] ing at her hand. sketches, dancing acts and grotesq! And so there was. Gossip, HARRI@ GETS “RAIN.” Siig ata : Samy ff, Harris: will produce a new | ange eee en Se ine. Be play by W. Somerset Maugham en-| yadeline Collins, English pri titled “Rain."* Jeane Eagles will have} gonna, has ariived here to sign in {ip leading role. Keith vaudeville. il Sara Sothern, Frederick Vogeding DITRICHSTEIN’S NEXT. baa Helen Truax will be in “The ‘Leo Ditrichstein, appearing under é! the direction of Lee Shubert, will be seen this season in a new comedy en- titled “Under False Pretenses," by It will be launched in Helen Ford of “The Gingham Girl" is from Troy, but si Morrison, Curtis ‘Kerpe, Alexis Polianov, Harle Mitch- a Senay Bowban and MA, Katty, direction of Mercury Productions. the Greenwich Village Theatre. Playhouse will bo Trash," by L, F A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT. ~ |“ Ant right—tet them quarrel,” £4 Basil Sydney will have an impor-| Lucille Cbalfant of "The Greenwich| Thanhauser; | ‘‘Arena,"’. by Mark] wel Nod writes to ask us !f|A simple young fellow named Ed @ Respectable," "by Gladys tant role in the new Theatre Guild] Village Follies, in TI production, “RW. R” openin “tee seen rect an ad “tiee| we are all aupposed to ride wheela| Was told that the haire on-his head PUT IT IN THE ACT. shh: Haigh Teich MANN: BOON: . = Bie Lorocetied “tive w ipa ele ta ole oe ctaaent e 2 ‘Wilson Collison's new play, “Sweet| Mabel Rowland, sister of Adele, has| Jonny Lind gain,’” by Robert W. Snea-| during Mayor Hyian’s Bafety Tn one month about “Good rt di "Phe Dollar Daddy," with Louis Petunia,” ts in rehearsal under the} beon added to the cast of the revue at! ‘be opening bill of the ‘Threshold Week, Would surely fall out. Stee MOIR: SE PRET Ome