The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1922, Page 28

EMBER 20, 1922. WEDNESDAY, SEPT heatrica ie venin ood Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft. { HANG onto HIM ED’ iM Gonna CLEAR “THIS THING UP BEFORE THe POLICE “TAKE HIM OVER — —They's Now BY GOLLY weE'RE GONNA FIND OUT JUST WHY ‘ eT Arten "eur SUMPIN IN “TH! BACK OF “TH car (— “THOSE CROOKS RESORTED The Foil — | | Teenie. eartue MEY BEEN “TRYIN “To GET! Ae oot a areca ollisr. o STEAL THIS ROTTEN OL He may not mean just what he [ POEMS OF PREFERENCE | Tara Gee a cA y ) Hoe wis Tae "vs R-V- come OPEN ‘ say's, Hampton Harris, who says he is a INTRUDERS, Joe DAWGONNIT AN’ EXPLAIN ut still he wears a smile neglected bachelor living in Brook ‘ s s The kind that gladdens weary] iy», bas entered the contest for the MEI Based Mobos Roars ticket to the parade grounds, the LUCK To CAPTURE prize in this contest. His idea of a THE MAN WITH At least a little whik perfect wife follows “HE KEYS To et And with his grin te spills a tale T want a girl with eyes of blue His cae — 1 g That's meant tw make vou And teeth of pearly iehite, HIS ts ae A i laugh: Who has no bills, long overdue, 'S OLD-PAL ED It isn’t Jong until you find ; My Heer Bene. HAVING HEARD ath want a girl of twenty-three tf You're not so blue by halt Whottt ae, a bien ney THE RUMPUS ‘ Weiite Tailed: peivas: yeu know On, where can such a jewel be? eo periere H ae af Hcl T guess nobody Knows RUN “To “THe. It too, SCENE or | be : Jel ees LUT most of those dames. Calling to ACTION AND i id when he moves away you'll het, said, irendbata, neknte “TAKES A find said: HAND! Your hopes have had a raise. “Theodosia, fetch me my The slap he gives you on the back tinkle-bell creation with the lob- d Will Kill ‘most any frown: gil Lica re ti neste i By jing, his jolly helps a lot the maid, who was part French, YOU ALWANS GET A i When troubles have you down. Tessie arrayed herself in the Ee Thee pnelppr —_ooaae | T ; gown and set out for the park IGHEORS CHILDREN gs $ The world could use more of his} ing hack. Suddenly the liorse ie Nay AND GET ONE A Z r 7 kind, fell down. { HAT BECOMES YoU Letras For he's an,optimist “Oh, the poor prostrate thing!” THis FALLS é APOE ee Z Who loves to grab the Worry Imp| said Tessie. “There must be es | And slap him on the wrist. something wrong.” gee A little ehild approached. He may not mean just what he 5 say's, “Google,” it said. Vor it was but a baby. Tessie got out of the hack and gave the driver a swift kiek. “For remembrance,” she mer- mured in a kindly tone. At that point the Great Polosky appeared on the scene. What Zuppsky?” sie yanked off the false mustasche. It (Allen, the handsome > “1 ara the Great Polosk But still he wears a smile; The jollier, by ginger, “is A fibber worth your while OBSERVATIONS, | Boston reports that flie: | up there. Just how thick ' ton fiy? In arresting a man yesterday 4 Jersey Sheriff had to fight the pris oner, his mother, his brother and are thick is a Bos she asked. singer's roady = — = sBud- Coun an. rt Noble Self Sacrifice! "he said. ic phenbag ‘ It ae iy interesting “Let me hear you sing a tune ‘now where his father was, ” | ; ‘ : from the opera ‘Obligato’, = an geal a Giemend| -2t Dad the desired | oftect. Here 'S A HicKeL LooKuT THE Poor Go AHEAD ,BoBAE Ainoes | " a) si ’ a y to te river and RIECE . " fing révently. When asked the size] Tosey Tan fo \ a Now ,Teun Kip. He Loos Rese To BE GIVE HIM oti EATIN’ AN ICE~ jumped in. CREAM CONE y Jimtown tounded, | It all seemed so absurd. TAXICAB TESSIE. (To be continued.) Long, long ago A inaiden wept. But nature dreamed, As the bullfrogs sient. —From Ballads of Love. Jimtown was dressed in its best.. The Great Polosky, the highest paid soprano on th Chatauqua, Cirevit, was to sing “Roly, Boly Baby” and other se Jections at! Pickwick Park and society was turning out in force, Little did Tessie care to be rated avith the social elect, but she knew she could dress better than About Plays and Players OHN CORT bas definitely decided, vaudeville bill. The comedy will be to re-name the 68d f.reet Music| Supplied by Charles Gordon Sagton, Ball, Daly's Theatte, after the ‘te cartoonist, who will bo master of late Augustin Daly. Some timo ago) remom® Mr. Cort thought of the plan, but there was much discussion pro and): eon, #0 he decided to leave the aues-11.5 toon given a Russian wolfhourd, tion to the public. A query was sent} George C. Tyler and Hugh Fort to all first-night patrons of the Cort] will produce “Merton of the Movies.” | ‘Theatre asking their opinion, and 90] Diana Bourbon and Charles Quar- | per cent. of the replies received bidbteniey have been engaged for favored the filan of making the theatre] 1valtien. Winttred Daly's, Under its new name the] the cant of OVER AND GET YOURSELVES ACH AN ICE-CREAM CONE . HUNGRY “Go - L BercHdA He NevER HAD AN ICE-CREAM CONE IN HIS LIFE. AW. DONT Gwe Ar ANY More Mose y FoR cana Ive Hap dee me Canny T yeed FOR “TED ay: “Teors Tonad BR cePoe?. conn] Marder, You Gir DowN AND Rest AND LET ME Do ALL THE Hous WORK ‘Spay’. MRAM BIRCH of the diamond she said it was "a eighth of a turnip one.” was as YourRS * ——— society ~1 ’Twas Ever Thus. We always find in judging men Who argne from the stunrp, The one who thinks our way's ait right, The other wa chump. Blushing Myrtle, AND NOW PERMIT US To ask if a cow up in Massa- chusetts weighed a ton, would it be a boss ton? MERRY mixue “6 MARY s1iKUP. KATINKA DIDN'T T Tet You IT'S Aue) —__ WRONG, To WEAR A STRAW | / WRONG | HAT AFTER THE IST™ ? .—~/ My Eve: — sate — | A FELLER CAN WOAR, HAT HE Likes! ‘Trade Mark Neg. U. 8. Pat. Off. iF T SEE THAT YELLER Ki prop A SAND-B. ON YoU AGAIN I'M <_——— { DROP A SAND-BAG, Poor ~ POOH LicvT — We WANT GONNA 5 \ 01 SMASH IT Tp LiKe To see (| . Yo RISE HIGHER! SOMEONE TRY "| TWAT STUNT! GEE, I DION'T KNow You MEANT 17! Gossip. Olga Cook, of “Blossom Time,” — ss 'S — SSS awelie has been added to he Gingham Girl."" THe SCHoot} \ BOARD (s\ ql Douse will be re-opened with the Cort] Bobby O'Neil, of “Sue, Dear,” at production of ‘Dolly Jordon.” the Bijou Theatre, claims to be the . i cal champion slapjack player of Fiat- WERBA TO PRODUCE. aa Punishing | F. Werba, tormeriy a pro- e entire staff of the Columbia peat i Louis : Joster saw ‘Fools Errant” last night BY. D. Miler # @ucer with Mark A. Luescher as his | partner, is to return to that line of! radie Dowling has written a mu- endeavor. He has selected as his first] sical comedy in which the ‘Messrs. venture a musical comedy entitled Shubert will present James Barton. “Adrienne.” ‘The book and lyrics are} “The Passing Show of 1922," which by A. Seymour Brown and the music| )Prn® at the Winter Garden to-night, ] Ws the tenth of the series. (™ by Albert von Tilzer. “Adrienne Clarence Nordstrom, of “Molly Dar- will open at Ford's Theatre, Baltimore, | lin; the Liberty, will act in film en Christmas Day comedies soon. Ruth Gates, of the Warburton Stock Company, Yonkers, will try out a new play in the near future, Sallie Pields, of the Minsky show at the Park Music Hall, has jazs shoulders. at Maxine Elliott's Theatre. 201 S Avadts: PEOmA, THs SO THAT'S BERTIE! COME OAS BAB-ONE LITTLE KISS WON'T WRT ANYTHING cer . BEATING THAT FELLOW UP = WILL You TAKE | ESE FLOWERS Miss BAB BUT FORGET ABOUT [T= YOU'D NEVER GET ALONG “HERE -AN! DON'T HAND ME THOSE, CHEAP FLOWERS = \F YOU WANT 0 bo. AN LWANT You TYOCOME TO , MRS SMITHS-StATAS PALL WT ME. | TSURE WILL™ } TO SEE “SPITE CORNER.” John Golden has arranged to have a dress rehesrsal of “Spite Corner,” im which Madge Kennedy is starred, at the Little Theatre Sunduy even- ing, to which many of his friends will be invited. Frank Craven, who wrote the play, will thus be given an op- portunity to see 't before he goes to Chicago with “The First Year." ARTHUR RIGBY DEAD. Arthur Rigby, well known as a Minktrel and monologuist, died re- cently at his home at Woodbridge, N. J. Ho began his stage career in amateur productions given by a par- @chial school. Later he joined the Boward. McCabe, Doyle and O'Toole Minstrels, and from that time .on was Fecognized as one of the most enter- taining black-face performers on the * gage. oa ALONG COMES GUST. *Gust Lensis, billed as “Broadway's pewest superman," will give an exhi- Bition of his strength at the Apollo Pheatro next Sunday afternoon and evening. He will be backed up by a To-morrow night's performance of “Better Times” will be the Hippo- drome's $100th since Charles Dilling- ham took charge. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Conrad Carney of Wellsville is such a cold proposition that his neighbors call him chilly Con Carney. FOOLISHMENT. There was a young woman named Ide, Who bourded a train for a ride. The baggageman, Abie, Said; “Golly! Some baby!” “Hush up, you old devil!" she cried, PUT IT IN THE ACT. Teacher—Use the word “triangle” in a sentence Willle—If you're going fishing try angle worms, B, D. s o + rom the Atehi Women’s intuition ts ter than that of men, Women are penaitive pain th it in a given operation. WOMAN EXCELS MAN IN MANY RESPECTS. son Globe.) 4 Women are more modest and spiritual than men and therefore less prone to acts of immorality, Women are moré symmetrical ned than men and therefore are more graceful and beau- uful Women go te P leas quickly than men but sleep more soundly, and if ia men and actually feel levs of | normal health sloep longer, Women are more sharp witted than men, The reason is that thelr thyro!d glands are, as a rule, more active, Women are men’s superiors when it comes to feeling cold. They can remain in bathing longer and suffer loss from tammerers are fewer than There are only about one-fourth us many women who ata; mer as men thus troubled. ‘ & GLASS-MAKING SECRETS GUARDED BY MURDER. to be sent by the 0 assassinate workmen who tool &lass craft abroad. Two men from, Murano, the little island at Venice, where ginss makers still live, were Induced by the Emperor Leopold of Belgium to inigrste to his dominions, but they were killed by order of the Council of Ten. (From London 'Tit-Bits.) lassmakers of Venice used to Fs heir secrets by murdering all renegades who tried to escape to other countries with* their trade skill and ttempting to xo sent to the ge@l- Any artisan caught to foreign parts w: leys. A stat icy of preventing un employment was given as excua fi the murderous policies by the Venetian Government. It was claimed that workmen had been thrown out of work for two and a half months by spread of lana fae~ tories in Spain, ¢ Se