The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1922, Page 28

‘The sun is slowly sinking in the west, . The clouds are brightly tinted —bet your life! And gracefully they rest on Na- ture’s breast; Thé rooster, calm, is speak- ing to his wife, A vagrant ray of. light comes breaking through The trees that serve as hair on yonder hills, And mother cautions Dad, as mothers do, "Tis time for him to take his liver pills. ‘The birds dart here and there, en route to sleep, And waking frogs are tuning up their song, While in the valleys low we see : the sheep Assuring little lambs there’s ‘ nothing wrong. ‘The sun at last has hid his state- ly. head, The wind begins—ah, that is]’ Nature's snore! ‘And soon the old maid looks be- neath her: bed, .For day in dear Arcadia is over, Ah, day in dear Arcadia is done! We know it, for the mule now starts to bray. So rise ye up, oh, every mother’s son, Arcadia be praised—hip, hip, hooray! OBSERVATIONS. ‘Miss Baker refuses to “Say When.” Headline. Not o drinking woman, "we tale tt. x to citizens who can't read! You'll have to learfl how before you en vote in the fall. ‘Salons for women are advocated in parts of England. Of course, the bars would have big mirrors, Mayor Hylan has prociaithed the ~ Week of Oct, 8 as Safety Week. , Week. “New York has a new armored van for the transportation of prisoners, ‘The man in charge is the vanguapd, 'AXICAB TESSIE. She was @ farmer's daughter, And ho a city guy, -¥ But Mary was « ys ‘Walch “he could not ‘deny, » From Agricultural Batiade. ‘The Jimtown Bank was in-a stone building with iron bars at the Windows, Once a robber had attempted to blow it up, but the bomb had missed the building atid many people thought it was an auto tire exploding. That the eashier, Ira Prebble, took the whole ‘affair lightly was evi- . denced by the fact that the next day he went out. to the links and broke two clubs playing golf. Therefore,. when ‘Tessia ap- proached Constable Brown Sun- day night and said sho had seep a man prowling about the bank, -. the officer mere}y grinned. = “What air you—a’ detective?” , he asked, “I have intuition,” she replied. The Constable called up his wife and esked her to look the word up in the dictionary. Mrs. Brown, however, was knitting '. #ocks for the heathen in Africa iti: HL complete cast of “Malvaloca," Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY eee ewe we ew [POEMS OF PREFERENCE | owitcinean dN Aa mh Kindly refrain from getting hurt this] ’ jDoetess of Leesvillo, was disgusted recently. A friend cailed to see her and epent a whole hour reciting her woes, When she had gone, Miss Doolittle took the wrapper off a round steak, whi delivered at her home, and wrote the following poem: Do not be a complainer, my dear, If you go around complaining, sir, 4 man I know always wears a deep People cross ‘ic, street to avoid him. My sister's child, Teeney Ricketts, She tripped and felt into the garbage But getting back to not complataing, Old Marty Cooley - About Plays and Players CM a a a Ta Ta ~ Mazie G. wants the pair of hand- painted shoestrings offered as the prize in this contest. brother, Moo, 1s to have a birthday soon and she wanta to make him a present of the strings, follows: She says her Her poem IT want to wed a satior Who sails from port to port, Aboard a great big whater, A sailor who's a sport— Who'll save up all the money He earns from other men And give it to his honey, Then sail away again. and refused to be bothered. Tessio yas @ girl with real nerve, Approaching tho bank with her revolver in her hand she called: “Who's there?” *“I am,” replied the man, who was a robber of much experi- ence. “What are you doing?” “I am trying to rob this bank. What did you think I was do- “Now, don't get fresh.” This from Tessie. The girl rushed up to the rob- ber and yanked off his false whiskers. He proved to be Toady Allen, the handsome yegz. “Why, Toady!" sald Tessie, “I'm ashamed of you.” Constable Brown stepped up. “They's a dance over at Skin- ner’s Hall,” he said to Tessie, What say we drop in and havea ttle tun?" But Tessle refused. seemed so absurd. (To be continued). Special Announcement! Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, spectal It all correspondent of this column, and his wife, Jessica Plympton Nutt, are the parents of a new boy, whom they have named Filbert. The baby has been given a pretty ailver spoon marked “Savoy Hotel” by his grand+ father, Wall Nutt, Doolittle’s Latest, Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the noted had just been Accept Ufe ae you find it, Pretty soon nobody will mind 4. frown And tells a tale of woe always. Now, docun't that you amaze? Tried to jump our back fence, ‘ean. Ok, Tecney, why are you so denset Always look on the bright side, has dyed his tohiskers, They say he is soon to take a bride. AND NOW PERMIT US To suggest that A. Singer and Miss Nightingale, who were mar- ried in Boston recently, will find life one crand sweet song, i t { i i advise me to do?” KATINKA IF YOU THINK You'Re GONNA WALK THe i FY TAKE A LAFFIN' Slock Y DONT KNOW ANY ANENVE WITH HE WEARING A STRAW OUTA YOURSELF — YOU'LL TAKE YOUR MoRE ABOUT HAT AFTER THE IST You've Got ANOTHER) MEDECINE ALONE ¢ 7 YS Pa ra Pa . GUESS COMING Bs ci BEAU GRE NVONNE, \NORKS FAST = MET A SWELL FELLOW AT WE BEACH the first production of the Wquity Players, tneludes Jane ‘Cowl, Angela McCahil!, Mariette Hyde, TAllian Albertson, Jeesie Ralph, Lenore Borvelie, Loulee Clouser Hale, Mar- it Pareleigh, Grace Hampton, La- Brownell, Edith Van Cleve, Rollo Peters, Frederic. Burt, Marshall Vin- it, Frank I. Frarne, Claude Cooper, Ward Cullen and John Parish. “Malvaioca” will open at the Hquity “th Street Theat m Oct. 2, BARRY WEITES ONE. nd this is my friend, Frank 7 Vom Barry, who ts abroad, hias|De Palma. We both live in| Brook. Written and staged for Charles With-|!yn. You sure you ain't Don Allen (@a a Comedy skit called “Withers's] “Stop it!” we commanded. “Mr * It is sald to be a new version} Allen is a little fat man with ao @ the Withers offering, “Vor Pity’e| stomach and rosy cheeks, But why ” do you wish to see him?’ “We want to act. You know—be movie stora. Where's aj the stu- dios repeated the it painted " he re- A FOOLISH SUGGESTION, manager of a small theatre u te met Frank Tiuney on Yeeevily and complains jus Waa vot popular of his towh. “Why,” sald the manager, can't @@t them to come cven wp I ave a gow chow opening there, Hat would ra F to ask Mr. Allen.” do. th the peo- oka | arcana (ae eRe re tm it i NESEY he avening World Comics The Beginning of the End! { THERE paweonne ya! I DON'T NEED Pouce. AN’ DETECTWES “T'po “THA's FUNNY! I COULDA SWORN {Y SAW SOMEONE, SNEAK IN “Ti Garace f! CAN SHEY Be AFTER Har CAR AGAIN? J Quick! Gimme D Keys ~ rr's IN D' BACK ~ HURRY Y'Poor FISH |! ‘Tue GEMTLE READER HAS No Dousr WONDERED AS “WE Mess JOE Gor HIMSELF INTO WHEM HE UNWITTINGLY BOUGHT “THar STOLEN CaR— WELL , “Tee READER'S CurRtosi ty ts ABouT To BE GRATIFIED . he. SOLUTION To The MYSTERY witt APPEAR (4 “He, NEXT cuaPter! 2 TM GLAD ‘You 7 AN’ T WANT Some Like MY WIFE'S EXCUSE FOR ASKIN’ HIM “To REDUCE MR NEXDOOR=WoULD “Wou HAVE SYouR WIFE SING AN* PLAY TH’ PIANO. “WhS EVENING ? EXPECT A VISIT FROM “TH LANDLORD - SHAT HE WOULD. CALL TNS EVENING }Ilaor ABOUT OUR New LeAce! Now It’s Ten Times More Emphatic! s YES - Yes- YES- YES~- YES - Yes- Yes -es YES HERE ‘Ss LETTER ep reread Sal oiis Has On THE ONE Word’ YES"” —%y'RE 4LLoweD TEN WorvDS FoR ) THE SAME PRICE. te on YOUR FOP FROM CHICAGO = He Has A CHANCE SoicA eS You FIN COLLIE PuP- ' Dy ae Hoste OVER To THE sere GRAPH OFFICE - QUICK Os 7 YES— 3 pe tecslots 2 = - Tic FX 5) 4 “Off With th WHAT ARE You TALKING ABouT P e Old Lid—On With the New!” , WARK ME DOWN To AN OPTICAL SHOP, WILL YE — HY EYE SIGHT Must BE GETTING ON ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 5. Pat. Off, Ke TO We ee fea) TIFUL BAB YOU KNOW VONNE, THE BALL \S GOING TO BE A VERY MA EET (Ss LOOKS EXCLUSNE AFFAIR=1 WAS THAT COUNT AT WONDERING WHETHER THE FELLOW] | THOSE AFPAIRS OU MEX AY WE BEACH WILL [AW Be 1S WHT EQUAL THE y CCCASION, MIGHTY SLICK TO ME TD LIKE TO KNOW HIM SHAI-TD YOU NOTICE MYSELF ET AN iis FORM AN MUSCLES ~ AR~, MON DEG- PERFECT “THE BELL [S RINGING YESTERDAY ~ INVITED WIM “TO TEA TODAY AN! TO MRS, SMoMS-SMTHS TA, ADMIT HELOOKED ( BiG BALL \H HONOR OF HER GOSSIP, y Miller and Ry 4 last night « Times,"’ at the Hippodrome, Oct. 3. new comedy, “It’s a Boy,’’ will begin FOOLISHMENT. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The curtain will rise on “The an engagement. s y ee: A certain chorus girl, when asked ing Show of 1922" at the Winter ( Rene Brennan iia now underatudy| 4 sweet Wttle girt, very nice, che thought of the Capitol tm den to-morrow night at 8. for Roverta Arnold's role in Was hissed by a-rough fellow Tuice,| We ays did lke An auto; oxvaph of Vrant} First Year,” at the Montauk, Lrook-| ¢, Seg i vw nh he didu'l get ve, Sehubert ¥ in the tk ot Fyn, 8 y the Amt But when off euch. Thirteen atterton City in some more, PUT IT EN THE ACT. , p and “Blossom Time! and will present 1 -| said: “Thank you, but that wit] “My wife and I live as one.”” plent F ankers’ Associution| gfo-night, at the Sam H.~ Harris} plete now rer n George Whife’s 4 it “My wife and I live as ten, Shaty has reaerved 1,000 esate for “Better! tre, Willlam Anthony, McGuire's! “gcanduly."’ suffice. ape and I'm pothing,"—B, Dy _ ) ee