The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1922, Page 24

4 BIDE Good The paint-box of dreams is a won- derful thing; Real artists it makes of us all. It helps us deprive this old life of its sting, ft heartaches, its worries and gall. The discontent clouds in my sky may accrue, Whrough which not a ray of light gleams. Ismoisten my brush and I alter : their hue , By using my paint-box of dreams. I paint away trouble win touches of red— The red that means hope to my mind; @r maybe | choose a bright orange instead, Por it is the joy tint I find. And when | have painted my pic- ture/I rest ‘And marvel at what I have done. The paint-box of dreams has been put to the test, It’s brought out the happiness sun. You may not believe that you own such a box, But listen, friend reader—you do; }t’3 there in your heart, safely guarded by locks; The keys belong only to you. Don’t let it stay idle—much com- fort ‘twill bring— Let's brighten the picture to- day. The paint-box of dreams is a won- derful thing— "Twill color your troubles away. OBSERVATIONS. Harvard has received another con- signment of monkeys. An Admirer writes that he knew all along that our coal joke Woodin do. And now, children, if they had a bakery in Rye, what kind of bread would it make? The Shah of Persia has a pipe worth $500,000. What a loser he'd be if he took it in the subway! If we could have just one wish, we'd wish for the resuce ef those entombed miners out in California. Distinction is forever coming our way. A sister of our wife knows Jesse Sweetser, the golf son-of-a- gun. An effort is to be made in Wash- Evening ! Theatrical News and Gossip a= eer renee semen aes atoeeeiaien aa See — we 24 0 BPA a! te b | MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 1922 | DUDLEY PREFERENCE. {POEMS OF Leopold Lyre, who calls the Bronx home and other things, has entered the contest for the solid ivory door mat for serveself restaurants. His idea of the sort of girl to marry is contained in a rhyme which follows: I want to wed a girl who smokes And drinks a Uttle booze. Bhe'll have to cut out other blokes, Also she mud refuse To laten to the folks who say That I'm a worthless mutt. My heart, when this girl comes my way, To others will be shut. Smee was not sure but what Tessie had dropped in to flirt with him. “Tweedle!" “Are you the new school- ma'rm?” “Yes. Pulling off his shoes, Whimper leaped through the back door and ran around the Court House “three times. Tessie was dum- founded. She had never seen an old man run around a Court House three times. “Wow!” yelled Whimper each time he passed the Criminal Court. At that moment a dark form appeared in the Post Office. It was Toady Allen. “Keep quiet,” said Toady, “and all will be well. I have brought you a can of angle-worms.” Outside old Mrs. Whimper was trying to head off the Post- master. It all seemed so abusrd. (To Be Continued.) Cause for Rejoicing. Edgar Boyle doesn't intend to store hay In the opera houge this fall, 80 look for some good shows.— Wellaville Optic. JUST THIS AND THAT. A good friend of ours came to us recently with a system for beating the races. “It can’t lose,” he said. “It was invented by an oid pal of mine and he's going to play it for me, I'll have a ton of money soon.” “Why doesn’t your friend play it for himself?” we asked. “Who—him?"” asked our “He can't—he's broke.” An interesting letter has reached us. It is from a woman whose home is in the Washington Heights sec- tion. “I think your poetry is fine,” she writes, “Oh, it is wonder- ful! And, do you know, I have a little six-year-old son who writes poems just like yours.” friend, simply Senator Jim Reed of Missouri, who ington to rid the Capitol of mice. has been in the public eye a great If it succeeds, undoubtedly the num-| “eal here of late, is a man we know ber of female candidates for seats in}!@ther intimately. Congress will increase. TAXICAB TESSIE. story of thrills, chills and atills, in Augicn’ the love ot a woman’ triumphs.) Tessie entered the Post Office. She had not heard from Toady Allen, the handsome yegé, for six 's and she was beginning to fear he was dead or drunk. In her heart she feared he might write her on a postal card and @ivulge the whereabouts of the Jewels to all of Jimtown. Post- master Whimper met her at the Uttle window. “Any mail for Tessie Tweedle?” %) she asked. Her real name was Deborah De Cameron, but she did not wish to have it known in Jim- town, as the De Camerons were of the aristocracy and that fact might raise hell in such a small AX -MARCIN will produce four new plays during the present season, The first, which was put in rehearsal to-day, is “The Faithful Heart," by Monckton Hoffe. Associated with Mr, Marcin in this, enterprise is Frederick Stanhope, who will direct the rehearsals. The cast includes Tom Nesbitt, Flora Shef- Meld, Daisy Markum, Lionel Pape, Geraldine O'Brien, Daisy Belmore, Pacie Ripple, Charles Romano, Har- ld Webster, George Thorpe, Herbert] Pxciters" in their house. “Sue, Belmore and Thomas Gillin, The sec-| Dear” has been the surprise the ond play to be produced by.Mr. Mar-| summer season, Opening rathd@e in- din ie “Mary, Get Your Hair Cut," | auspiciously on July 10, it be written by himself. Carrol McComasicome one of Broadway's substpntial will be the featured player. ‘‘Give entertainment standbys._ When he was Mayor of Kansas City we were City Hall reporter for the Kansas City Journal. Mr. Reed is a man who nurses a hate until it puts him in the sorehead class. He hated the Kansas City Star, and although we were on ®@ Republican paper, he preferred us to the company of the Star men. At one time there was much criticism of a certain city employes, but the Mayor apparently patd no heed to it. However, he called us into his office ene afternoon and tod us he had fired the man in question. The next day we scooped the Star's morning issue badly and the Mayor was greatly pleased. Thereupon the Star hired us, when it should have hired Jim Reed. AND NOW PERMIT US To apprize you of the fact that a flood which struck Jinkville, Tex., last week caused no loss of life. The population of the town climbed a tree near the black- smith shop. and Players | and Take,"" by Aaron Hoffman, will be his third and the fourth will be a play by Samuel Shipman “SUE, DEAR” TO MOVE. After ten weeks at the Times Square Theatre, the musical comedy, “Bue, Dear," will move to the Bijau mext Monday for @n all-season run, The change in theatres Is mace nec- essary by the fact that the Selwyns, proprietors of the Times Square, had booked their own production of day, We're very fond of cookies forming a second “So This Is Lon-| complete change of programme each) fruit she wears glasses to protect her Kenneth Webb ig of a motor trip Edna Hibbard has been en. id for pany for touring purposes.| week. eyes. You git out of here!” And he got. e | vacation. the new Nora Bayes musical play,| This play has caught on. Dave Stamper and Helen Groody = “Dreams for Sale” opens at the) "Queen of Hearts," which Max Spie-] Stewart and h announce thelare to be seen and heard In Keith FOOLISHMENT. ae ¢| Playhouse to-night gel is staging, removal to-day he Torch Bear-| vaudeville soon. There was a young man named Me- PUT IT IN THE ACT. “The Lady in Ermine’ will open to-] B. 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