The evening world. Newspaper, September 7, 1922, Page 24

_Thea Co Brownie I'm holding him here in m, to my heart He's been in this world but day My son! Why, the very wo give me a start It seems like a drea He sobs t and | the wee mite , : : A ! She need not be @ dancer. And whisper a word in his car,] je smiles in my face and the sun That frames the ve ems more bright i ‘ But P're no ready each om h And God in Ilis glory seems The cost of } near The girt 1% st hor $ he vears that are gone are for- ViiNio one a Bret Chane cect wis gotten to me, revel in Now with my boy stepped from the train and ap k on the future—the life yet proached the Agen to be 1am the new se cache though ‘twere an era of Tes eh rewee er trouble looms up in my path- head ahead eh trouble may lurk by th to woes, the thing I dread Mts: life I fe has begun with t rked for my money and I've lost, account how is a joke stormy sea my tra been tossed e been weary an for a curtain ha ped from above with its heartaches 1 been swept fror by His love OBSERVATIONS. Copeland bab: g show soon. who is to marry fo ht to have D ¥ now, say the} “Hogs sold better to-day in Chi- ke rence is they're|cago,” said the radiophone. “Ship reid ske shortage later, |ments received were cut down be- Ruth * Service in N. Y. Sub-|cause of the railroad strike Philadelphia Nort But select a man named Woodin as fu tr ody is trying to get in? TAXICAB TESSIE. why should the Governc exceedingly quiet morning fn September, The train from Boley Valley was on time, hence there were few people ‘at the depot to see it struggle in. The sun was just rising over Bughill and the cows were going to their daily toil in the pastures. An eighteen-year-old girl stuck her head out of the Hopkins home near the track and flirted with John MecCrackin, the brakeman A rooster was heard to crow and Mange Mason, the butcher, was seen sweeping out his store. “Well, {obn!” Agent McSpew had greeted the brakepan At that point a beautiful girl one rh { POEMS OF PREFERENCE | 2 King—with my son is a very to serve mean the baseball ator when it is coal every- Lester Lissen of East 86th Street a the right idea about selecting a wife. We consider his poem on the ds subject so good that we may decide » award him the steam-heated ice cream freezer, Just read it The girt 1 wed negt-not have foo! e in the city had nd she had com wo to earn her bre | Agent MeSpew grabbed b { tro his head and ~~ for home to & | en ready for schoo! 1 take them over, mother.” rash! The coal was falling off tenyer. Finally a dark emerged il It was Toady Allen, the hand- some yegg. cd Tessie opened her grip and took out McGuffey’s Sixth Reader. With unerring alm she threw the ‘ book, smashing Toady in the face with it * “T admire you greatly, Toady,” she said Uy (To be continued.) , A Lovely Tete-a-Tete. We took a Jady out to dinner at 4 cafe where they have so-called radio concerts the other night. After our order had been given we leaned over the table and said: “My dear, your eyes are glorious to-night and"—— , or ty wurra ht wurra buzz juzz kerplop.” “Ahem!” came from us. “You are looking prettier every day, my dear, pr} Your complexion is beautiful and” el “Mud runners had their day at Bel- mont Park to-day,” gurgled the ra- |diophone, “Track was sloppy but the attendance was godd wurra wurra, smush, buzx, smosh, pop.” We cleared our throat a momen: later and resimed: “You dance di- vinely, my dear. A waltz with you fs worth “The Red Sox beat the Giants to-|' day. MeGraw’s team needed some good- pitching wurra wurra, whish squish o#ble bobble squee kerflunk.' After that we merely nodded and smiled at the peach and let the radio have the fleld And Now Permit Us. To inform you that the Wells- ville Silver Band Cornet has JOE'S CAR — + A ae nee | THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1 922 en a a meen Sa The Evening World Comics — WHAT'S RISKS -(F They CAR AGAIN “The y'LLE Thar LETTER JoE RECEIVED YESTERDAY FROM “THE BLACKHANDERS HAS HiM ON The skips - HE FEELS ‘Tuar EYES ARE ALWAYS UPON HiM = His Goat 13 GROWING RESTLESS ~ ? THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY ; =< TH USE TAKING ANY MORE. WANTA STEAL Bie WHY HAVE 'EM Do. IT OVER ) MY DEAD (————— ) Boby ? ~ Do it! SELL (T For ITLL BRING — s \ a AN’ FRIEND WIFE 15 SS AWAY “lO TH’ CouNTRy ) G0 We CAN Have & 4 REGULAR GAME’ AT MY » ce! ome ITS A WoNDER HE ! 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Sour WIFE” F —- — ——— I To.d Bosse “TS Go HOME |} Y'NEEDN'T HAVE So MUCH To SAY, You ANIMATED GOLF STick- REMEMBER You'RE N begun practising on some patri- to be the town’s celebration next Fourth of July otte airs played at HE fire Selwyn over near which destroyed theatrical storehou Bellevue Hospit T Tuesday night disarranged the plans of that firm greatly. In the buildin the complete productions n@ Ioxeiters,"" jeduled to open ork on Sept. 18, and “Tt ‘oo),"" Channing Pollock's new pla woked for prelin ry Washington soon, prior to a Bi New productio! a weel vay showing | About Plays the and Players wings and, as a committee the vase to Miss Boshell, gift from the members of the pany at the Music Box ng | brief speeches, the of Jand the in 6 presented ie It was a al com After several band struck up final curtain came down THIS BAND CAN PLAY, Thomas MeGrain of Grand Saline Tex., has written t that he 4 in s column to state keneral manager of a band stely and "The bxcite will show-the Gotham bands how musie here during the week of Sept really should be played. He says his The Pollock play will be delayed pos-| organization js highly proficient in {bly two weeks. In addition the Sel- Jay) hand tunes trom “Oven 4) wyns lost the entire new production} waves" to ‘Mamm hits ‘or the Aouthern “The Circle’ COM=1 pia ve a onip oie any and many art treasures. feet uit 06 ‘pounds, - ly th horn artist in the nited Th band boys al HONORING MISS BOSHELL. [i in the salt works but the B-flat Ada Boshell of "The Music Box] cornetist, w 8 a rural mal! carrier evue"’” rounded out sixty rs of]and is good-looking and gle active stage work yesterday. During , the finale of the show at the Music GOSSIP, Box yesterday afternoon the enter-] Dr. Walter E. Traprock, who dix tainment came to a stop and twolcovered the Gilbert Islands, saw pages appeared, carrying a beautiful] Fools Errant” at Maxine Elliott's vase. Daniel Froiman, F. ¥. Moc-] Theatre last night kay, Sam H. H Inving Berlin’ The Gentle Macweys, comed and Hassard Shortgstepped out of the bats, have come from Europe to TM Not 50 SURE THose PEOPLE’ SITTING BEHIND Us IN THE THEATRE WERE LAUGHIN' AT THe SHow — \TAND I Get | my CLOTHES | ADE INA | THEY MUSTA Gor ~ (Net A BOILER /|-—> DONT THINK T USED To REFUSE To Co) To THE FARK ZOO WITH You CAUSE T WAS AFRAID OF MONKEYS — ISusT | TALOR SHOP-/| DION'T WANNA LOSE MY ESCORT ' OveR SOME LITTLE 5 ( —AND (FURTHERMORE THING u BEAUTIFUL BAB TASS GEORGIA KEELEY OF POUGHKEEPSIE IDES IGNEDA NEW DRESS FOR VER SELF ANDSENDS NOW PROMISE ME YOULL! NOW LISTEN , JOE, MY ONLY CHANCE OF GETTIN’ OUT OF MARRYINGTILUE IS BY HAVIN You BUST IN DURING THE CEREMONY, AND SAY THERE'S AN \MPORAN CALL FOR ME~THAT'LL DELAY UT: YOU SEE, JOE, HOOKIN'UP WITH, THAT GAL WOULD BE APANIC FOR THE YOULL ROSIN )senond Time AND CRAB SA PICTURE OF IT, ASKING Us TO TRY \T ON BAB=SURE ING GEORGIA HERE ‘TAS BAS WiLL ALWAYS) BE GLAD To SHON HER GIRCRRIEND: HOW SHE LOONG) IND THER | CREATIONS SEND THEM IN NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE STORY —> appear “phe Passing 1983," Just G8,843 square y were used ‘In building “Better Times” at eanor Griffith role in "S in Kaufman was {0 Borlin Twenty-five J w lectures 0) OW, HOW'S THE BRIDE GROOM To BE?) YOUR NT TLE BRIDE AND HER MOTHER) ARE ALL PACKEDUP READY FOR THE HONEY MOON D used when he n "Shakespeare on the! Sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?) Alice says We 1 a dandy|Stage” at the Washington Square] she doesn't know Mr, Bolt College of New York University dur ae ee Army officers} ing the winter and spring A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. i wieh Will Alice Cavanaugh of “Sue Dear,” at A Sullivan County man ploughed up Re vt Th the Times Sauare Theat & sack containing $100 in quarters and of Yvonneja dozen American dimes the other day. And yet some nigh A card with ther people say thgre is no money in up course of Pity “) a 1 yt State farm lant L+Bab Couns Had, He’s Undecided—On the Fence! *) <i y | Borde Spar = ta}, Co- HE s - : y . STILL HANGIN F f \ AROUND OUR : E ] YARD? | Jt Y b ie == (nie tl — A Little Debate on a Big Subject! Boopness, ALuavs, AeeuinG | { WE WERE ARGUING |, KRAZY : JS (ure } 2 , AGouT HER S5OL8) | KRAX |, ; Utne ! J | (SISTER! _- Le [hs (Hoon) fe ee ee Suny Chay) & ~ ad : wee ie AG 1 (j Gaon | c VI | People 1 & se 5 a | ARE So , ‘ | : e~) | dome - A J THEY ‘ E > S| Trunk THE | j : Le Tigo | MERRIMAC | in = ’ has x | was A , € = | HAPPY a ISURE AND WRAT'S MORT. SHE'S TOLD TILVIE. SHE'LLLIVE WITH YOu Too AFTER YOU ALL GET She had promised him some day Just for fun John pushed the girl, ° ey | if SCOTCHMAN! | By Jams ¢ y Cpr. 1922 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co Oh, Promise Me Once More! FOOLISHMENT. Mury put on roller skates, John wae by her side. She would be his bride. Mary went down hard and broke Their engagement, folls. PUT IT INTHE ACT. (@ “When was money invented?"’ “When? “When th He was back to? fond of jokes