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on -_ oe oe a siihainita mraace ST 30, 192 The Evening World Coniles ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft. Who Is That Ma { WHAT WoULDd Y¥'do? I'M SURE TW Guy Har Latp me out AN! Took MY BILL oF save FOR THE n—Lurking in the ‘Shadows ? } “That's & Geop HUNCH ED —! Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY L CANT LET THIS THING REST! VE BEEN BEATEN aN! ROBBED AND Now A GUY TRIES To Tim con’ over: any L HAVE. A TALK WITH ED MA Pe ATT STEAL MY CAR ~ WHAT DOES he's ALWAYS EuLt oF || SAR 1S “TH saME ONE “THAT . Here, Tige; come here, old feller. (Oe Ms OF PREFERENCE fat AEG abled ere: IDEAS ~wewoE We ||| TRIED WD STEAL Th’caR vl hf yo Piro a me h ee Se UNLOCKED JOE'S fst CHE: JOAN SUGEEST SuMP'N | ESTERDAY 4 BUT 1 AIN'T AIN 6 ub Bey You'll understand somehow, icing We Oe Caveman Eddie of Brooklyn thinks CAR YESTERDAY — = = HIM LGOK LIKE A WANDLES A ‘They've took her off an’ me an’|hea like to marry Florrie, who te pe ge ei im Swiss CHeese ! GUN LIKE Me you broadcasted her ideas concerning LAY FOR ¥ 4s ; MADE HIS Be ' HANDLES A Ain't got no mother now husbands in this column recently. GETAWAY ballast CAR, Some. I'm afraid we'll miss her awful.) Tie caveman has sent in this WITHOUT LETTING Bins: pretty Tige, rhyme: t JOE SEE Mis i She's gone fer good, old man; My dear little Florrte, FACE ~~! { For A SPIN We'll have to take an’ get along If you will love me The best way that we can. PU follow your wishes LITTLE WONDER JOE SWEARS To ff You're go'n’ to miss that plate of Right down to a “T." Stet THE % bones [ll take my strong hair brush, THING To THE She give you'day by day, Put you o'er my knee BOTTOM ~— Fer, ‘ceptin’ Ma an’ me, the folks And spank you a plenty. Said you wus in the way. Your caveman I'll be. You're goin’ to miss her pettin’ If Florrie 1a naughty too, More often than weekly, More spankings will follow Until she bows meekly. Fer Mom sure was yer friend. I’m goin’ to miss her, Tige, too much Fer you to comperhend. tripped on the roll in the carpet and fell, As he dropped, Toady leaped on him and prevented his singing. Tessie was relieved, but what was whe to do with this “ Wessal-ts 1S TH’ SECOND, “TIME “TANS WEEK ‘ve SEEN . You GET TH’ GUMS Sis sez to try hard not to cry— That she'll take care of me, But that ain't it—it ain't the \T ABOUT ' v mans “rime? } 7 THN Mors NEIGHBOR WNEXT intruder? Sut ia win care— “Sweet Adeline!” finally came BeauTiFu Vm lonesome as can be. from Gill. Tessie picked up a bed sheet and bound it around his head. “Stop that, Harry Seamon!” she shouted. ‘Then it was that she disgov- ered #he had made a mistake. The man was not Harry Sea- mon. Nor was he Lou Seligman. Had he been either, undoubtedly many lives would have been lost. “Oh, la, la!” said Tessie, (To Be Continued.) 8% Mom wus only here agin We wouldn't care what came; We won't ferget her, will we, Tige? We'll love her just the same. OBSERVATIONS, Who will win the jacks champion- ship in New Jersey? It’s a toss-up. Radium is worth $100,000 a gram. But wait till December and see what &® fool coal makes of it. Marilynn Miller and Jack Pickford have becn married a month and haven't quarrelled, Ain't love grand? Some One. Hilda Schnapp, the Arverne Mardi] Some one to méet me there at the |Copr. 1922 (NI Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. To. Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. [> LLL TA LP I Gras Queen, in the big noise down door. f -@ AW. site wont : ; -AND IF YOU LEAVE ; }. DBAW-W-W-* Yes ste win - there just now. Some one to leap in my outstreched ‘s FALLIN i SPANK YOu b edioed HAT Poret WHILE Oe ie ce « W1 BUMPED MY Head THaT is nT Tim away - Yu ‘ue GET ONE Goon SPANKIN & i AN Monn Pani (A Siete ME FoR GATTIN* eee THE PoreH- | TAXICAB TESSIE. Some one 60 glad when my toil ts bol er was disconsolate, She b eat te -saf taat Toady Allen, the Some one so gifted with baby Hurt Yoursesr, charms. handsome yegs, wes wooing her merely to get the jewels, but now he was suggesting that they marry, Could anything be more nerve-wrecking? “I am ashamed of you, Toady.” Thus spoke the fair girl as she sipped her coffee in the lounging room of ber apartment. ‘The panel in the wall slid back and Thomas Gill, the Patchogue _ tenor, stepped out, “1 feel that I must sing,” he said. Tt seemed so ridiculous, Here ‘was a girl with her mind set on love, and a fat man was threat- What are great riches or fame to me When T have some one to sit on my knee? Some one at eve in my arms, to creep. Some one to whisper a low “Dood night.” Some one to sink into slumber deep, Held to my heart in a gown of white, f What unto me is a world of woe When I have some one who loves me sof AND NOW PERMIT US KATINKA TT's A TUFF LiFe! THe LAD = ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. OH GOSH, 1 GUESS TS NO USE! |/SPose TLL HAVE TO STck HERE KATINKA, ening to sing. to suggest that the best time to TVE TRIED TO Do EVERYTHING WRONG || AFTER ALL! 1 TOLD HRS GRAIPFROGT] | wHAT ARE “Wa-wa!” sald Tessie, very criticise your wife's cooking is SO. THeY'D GET MAD AN’ FIRS ) | THAT 1 COULDN'T GET AWAY, SO You DOING ? pe dat Hatt ater soe hare awen ber CONTRACT. T HAVE UNTH THESE Bor IT NEVER Scerts TH WORK! S]|SHE HIRED ANOTHER GIRL! J) It bad the desired effect. Gill About Plays RED STONE, recently elected “President of the National / Vaudeville Artists, will be the honored guest at a dinner on Sept. 10 at the National Vaudeville Artists’ Club 'House in West 46th Street, at which he will be inaugurated. Will Rogers ts to be toastmaster and, knowing him as we do, we fear this will be fatal. Mr. Rogers cannot speak without chewing gum and Mr. Stone has always ‘been opposed to the habit. Mr. Rogers did suggest that Augustus Thomas be called to do the toasting but Mr. Thomas had an en- wagement to discuss the latest tango fashions with Frank Gilmore, so that Bian’ went flooey, It looks ike a tough winter, ‘ Y 4 the price of a new gown. and Players ers." We always loved to sing ‘After the Ball" and we hope “Slim Should- ers’’ is just as temperament-grabbing, ‘What could be sweeter than the sight of Charley Harris bowing to the ad- mirers of “Slim Shoulders?’’ HARVEY LEFT EARLY. Harvey Phillips was in the box office of the Times Square Theatre yester- day when an excited woman stepped up to the window, “Did you see a middieaged man go in this theatare with a blonde?’ she asked “TI did not,"’ replied Harvey “Well, I heard my husband was in here seeing ‘Sue, Dear’ with a wom- an," said the lady. ‘If he comes out with her I'm going to express my WIN) FULL SWING WAS UNABLE ‘To GET TOIT. 4 PEeorLe! } OVERWHELMS ME -LET ME BE YOUR MEALTICKET FOR LIFE -T LOVE DELICATESSEN, Food AN’ SEND ALL ME HE'D ASK ME EVERY DAY TILL I SAID ‘YES TL REFUSED Wim THOUGH YOU SILLY KiD- WRY LWANT TO HEAR HIM DOIT SEES You where SHE BUMPED Your rly eae A SPANKS ® AGAIN, MISS PAINTEW KETURNS opinion of him and then take a smash —"HE GUESTS My SHES “Tp He, acer? . Eleanor Painter, prima donna, ar-|#! You." HAVE BEEN, _ rived in New York from London yes-] 8° Hurvey went home at 9 o'clock. WAVTING WEEKS! terday aboard the Olympic and will “OSEE YVONNE goon begin rehearsing in the Shubert GOSSIP. AND BAB \SAFRAID| muysical pley, “The Lady in Ermine.” ‘This plece is slated to reopen the Jolson Theatre. FAY NEEDo A PLAY. ‘William Harris has appointed Arba Piay for Fay Bainter. So if you have @ play and do not object to riches, you ‘will favor both Arba and Mr. Harris John Willard has returned to the cast of “The Cat and the Canary.” He's written another play. There will be 4 special matinee performance of “Sue, Dear’ at the Times Square Theatre on Labor Day. Blodget’ his press agent and Arba| TO-sht’s performance of “The YVONNE MIGHT = (funmy vame, eh?) announces that| Music Box Revue" will be the dogth LOOK AND TAKE ey Mr. Harris hes not os yet found a] ‘hat musical piece WER PLACE FOR Augmented bills will be oh view in all the Proctor Vaudeville Theatres on Labor Day THE PARTY WILL TILLIE THESIS To} DRESSUP AS ME EVENING To pull in any fish, It isn't the fashion of late.” PUT IT IN THE ACT. “When {s a lover Iike a tallor?"’ “Tl have to.ask Mr. Batson.”” . American comedy.”So This In Lon- don,” will open at the Hudson Thea- tre to-night. Vasco, the mad musician, and Tor- Belgian artist. have arrived to join “Better Times" at the Hippo- drome. the Garrick Theatre in the role of the Gentleman. Gilbert Miller has engaged Georges Renavent for an ‘important role in “Greatness,"* Zoe Akins's new play. Guthrie McClintock announces the last two weeks of “The Dover Road’? Because they dance so well the eight girls in “The Gingham Girl" have had their names put in the cast, The company that’ will tour the wrote | South in The Circle” is rehearsing at “After the Ball,” tells us he is the the new Selwyn Theatre, Chicago. Riviera. Theatre Monday _evening,| Ted had just had a piece of ple when Sept. 11, with ‘The First Year.” he said it Marjorie Rambeau's engagement in “The Goldfish” at the Shubert Thea- tre will end Sept. 9. COULD BE TRUSTED. (From the Boston Transcript ) To a tramp who wanted to earn a bi!! to eat # woman: said, “If I thought you * j were honest I'd let you go to the chicker © house and gather the eggs.” “Lady,” he replied with dignity, ‘' ©) by slipping it to the last-named FOOLISHMENT. A fisherman, Oscar H. Tate, Would throw in his hook without WE ASK YOU. Phares K. Harris, who A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Tm * . /‘ Stanley Howlett has entered the] at the Bijou Theatre is really an bait. “ “When he presses a suit.” _| was, manager ata bathhouse for “puter of o lm called “Elm Should- George M. Cohen's new Engi'h~ cast of “Be Who Gie's Slapped’ et! The season wil startet the Skubert eration of abe volcano of music. But| Said.ha: “I-dow't wish BD... ‘never beth? ‘ q i a