The evening world. Newspaper, August 29, 1922, Page 22

mee ee RE ORE NNN RT Tr nem NR RR ME CP He a CNR aS epemen | Theatrical News and Gossip — - - ines _— “i ssid i a . sical Goo d RB VENI n ing , i} JOE’S CAR -t- ae Trade Mark Rep. 0. 8, Pat, Off ats ate Yes—What's It All About ? By- BIDE DUDLEY scnevow seer LI q HAVING A PREMONITION J OF suMPN' THAT's —Aielna Wuat's “hat MAN GONNA HAPPEN — |The Evening World Comics > TMIGHT AS WELL GIVE. UP ] TRYING TO CATCH “THAT GUY = {Li GET THE Leek ON THE HEY | wuarra y'doin’ ‘WITH THAT CAR --— Tencine BUYING A CAR AND Joe Brown is fat, he’s very fut hs Fi CAR PICKED AND START OFF ac It's Dd INDING (rT LockED apeane: Messe ITS ING IN O He vows he’s far too pusty {| POEMS OF PREFERENCE. } SO You CAN'T CNR rele, ee a, Gece, my NE vest) ves WHO ARE You Md And ev'ry time we meet he kicks uuiv Sante frum Run itt = DETECTIVE ph A FINE | Pa . ‘ al Jessie Justme, a typist in the MESS of —+ In manner loud and Justy Equitable Building, is to-day's ap- is Beeb oe hr AY \ ’ He wants to lose a lot of weight, |plicant for a husband WHites i 4H ol if © He diets, but no matter she really ought to get married YOUR BILL OF SALE HIRING A DETECTIVE CATCH THE ASSALAINT —— How carefutly he picks his tood, |*° her younger sister could have het Job. We're willing to help by print ing Jessie's rhyme. Look Jim Green is thin, he’s very thin, } 7 want a man Joe Brown is vetting fatter cho'll say to me IF tus Keeps He says he's far too bony Your face is very fair to see; AND HAVING YouR: ue MUCH You couldn't get the man to smile,| 1 lore your eyes of gentle bine, dE bg le Get Ue AeA ove your pink complezion too.” 3 LL TAKE A To him this life is phony v1 your pink complexion too His Block ; Now, any man who'll talk like that, Ke! e! Stow RIDE . He eats all sorts of fatty stuff K'en though ae talking invongiente hanced tesa TATA ee At breakfast, lunch and dinner hat WHAT A *KIMONA, = It doesn't do a bit of good May marry me, for 1 admire MYSTERY FoR war's tr For Jim is getting thinner The gloom-dispclling, smiling liar The PAPERS # ALL About ? N Old Dr. Bing.e smokes cigars not. He seemed too fat to have | That cost 1 half a dollar; an active brain ZZ He wears expensive clothing and “Look a’here, McGluke!" she ee ( A shiny stand-up collar said. “You've come here for the THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY | Trade Mark Heests bBit Of, x P vice : er hapey as aman could be re Hs dal Well, you oe Bae rh ee : ; ; : —— erfect Alibi! had hes a ls f Hees Aanetnceinsi 7 wots MncKennnt 7 "Sere ME KIS Wor I SAD : is bank account is large, fo The announcement stunned ; EVERY TIME I DICTATE? * BECAUSE ‘i i : : } ve rt : ‘i UR CUSTOMERS WHY Done Seley MY TYPEWRTTE ae UE CHRAHLE Re GHEE A LETTER To THAT DUMBELL Qauco AA 70 BE Oe WRITE. (T TUST AS —t ' Doesnr MUMeL The Brown and Green physi ian cop had a heart? She pressed a coe BALLS IT up! war - : - iedeites: aes gt button. ‘The pancl in the wall bg? : Bey Lope Birt = SAN IT ae P ete ae peal slid back and out stepped Loney Haskell, the monologist ‘ OUT THESE LETTERS # bah) wae ae Every ma#@bhould hang up his night-shirt in the morning Reports say Sweden has voted to remain wet but the returns from Minnesota aren't in yet And now they say Neysa in- tends to name the twelve ugliest men in New York. Wonder who, the other eleven will be? Harry Lander says he saw the Too True, Brother! @ \comedy “Hunky Dory” seven Skirts are getting longer and so times. However, we understand he epee of bailar se ane the Klaws do not intend to dis- Hotchkiss (0.) News. tribute many passes when the Play opens here. Nutt’s Dope. LITTLE MARY MIXUP Trade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. Off. Isn’t That the ee of It! King George made a speecn “Ladies and gentlemen,” Loney began, “I will now tell you a funny story.” There wa a scream Inspector MeGluke had dropped dead (To Be Continued.) Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, our — — - : the other day which he wrote ; i ; ——— himself. Royalty certainly is |¢?™paign manager in our race for MAKE Boosie GIMME } AN HE ONLY MERRY progressing. Bet you some day King of Coney, is confident that we UGhcerarice) ty ein, < You 6IMMe AY CENT ® | Hay Four MIXUPS ‘ there'll be a king who can tio | Will be elected. Since we are only You - Game i THAT CENT Tasted 41m 7 LEND CENTS ¢ : hik. own. necktie, about 18,000 votes behind the leader, THAT CENT I Have Nr Me A NICKEL — Now MAKE Dour Giga ac) aera Sa we feel our chances are excellent. A ° Eor Your Me ¢ NE Hees Him GIMME Bing” aul ue , te from Mr, Nutt says: CENT @ OME BLS Do ' TAXICAB TESSIE. |"° THE CENT r i - (ah me, the of a woman is a wonder “Dear Dud—! and the wife ' eaenety SrArrau i ful th Pinklespeare.) have arranged to have the little Beciolahbed i ee adil alee Tessie went to the medicine children of Coney Island present ya | chest and got the poison pellets seul lA peasy welohing nit ) YOUR THINGS wg ¢ : pounds when ai A | She had k&pt them for just such King. Te will: Ge delivered &@ you cere) TRUN® - i an emergency as this and was at the Roy! Hot-Dog Banquet TRO | familiar with their direful ef- just after the school children fects. Toady Allen, the hand sing, ‘Send Dudley to the Chair, { ane oF) accompanied by a big pipe organ. some yegg, cou: je spared, she We have induced several promi thought. And the jewels could nent milk men to pump the be placed in his hand, thus organ, working in relays. These milkmen, by the way, demanded moeeing, 1b appear: that) he, was a taste of the old red-eye when I the thief. Of course, they would calleduonathem# andi its coace me be the paste jewels. The genuine money. Plasse send me $11 at Riia Cwculd's We: in. onsio'n once to cover this expense. The possession and later she could wife le sreanging to have the>l Ie A TT” INKA Trade Mark Reg. U 8. Pat, Off, Women's Reception Committee, Tealize on them and flee to ada vunvet’ S00: womens || GUESS TLL HAVE To Give UP Hope) ~ [LISTENS You KNow HOW YouR Boss) [MAKE IT EVEN SIRONGERS THAT'S WHAT I SAID! I CANT Hollywood. Once safe within and kiss you after your 8 the limits of that town what acceptance. All their husbands OF GETTIN’ MYSELF FIRED. | HATes ME AN’ Aways FORBIDS rie | | SAY You WANT re WORK WITHOUT FERDIE AROUND — SAY! NEVER MIND ATE eee ean eES eR ot have said they can stand it if you EVERYTHING I TRY To Do WRONG 5 NEAR THis HOUSE — WELL, TELL HIM ) | To HAVE THAT EMPTY He MUST Be NEAR ME. YOU!LL’ ADVERTISING FoR wou matte és can. A man down here named TURNS OUT RIGHT.! I CAN'T s-——__ THAT You CAN'T WORI< ROOM UPSTAIRS, ITLL-CET IHAVE TO KEEP Hin Here OR-——— . she had taken the jewels? his new boy baby Volstdad last i "HAD! LET ME) | Without Me AROUND! ap) HIM So HAD He'te Gm = ae A THAT JANITORS By AWN Tessie heard a step on the night and hasn't dared leave the Sewell mre Bot OF DEAR - T've A gals. house since. Much excitement, . Pe epee 5 Nhe ay 5 » | ASNTHING 3 GoT ONE Ne Hae “It must be Toady,” she sald but can learn meal ms z a S a iease ; Ave “Y'll feed him the poison in a ; J 005 KATINKA ! buttermilk highball.” AND NOW PERMIT US 7 : : The door opened. In stepped To inform you that Peter Bx Bone Inspector McGluke of the De- Klamp, who was arrested tn F 5 tective Department. Wellsville for smashing the fur- Pd ; S f PEOPLE “Morning, Miss!” he sald niture in his home, told the 4 ‘ ARE So Tessie drew back. Could this Judge be was merely breaking f \ y: DUMB man suspect her? Probably | up: housekeeping, ? J : THey THINK THAT SLIPPERS ARE MADE OUT OF BANANA 8 we entered the Globe Theatre| cently was made manager of the a : : - $2 eat c OSES Can. 1028-18. ¥. Eve, Wert) By Prine Pa Co ing-{| PEELS A h Me last night to see “Scandals,""| Lyric Theatre, The story said Milt ee ee a BEAU LT INUL BAB ctually known | he Boy Manage modern Horatio Alger hero.” We a fine-looking gentleman ap proached us and said: “If you have to leave early, gimme want ” hay space for the 1 \TEAVENS “Me PARTY I'™ TILL ’ ' oa . your seat, will you? I could get only | haven't space re for the — entire | \E CAN SPEAM] IT'LL BE NOBODY AND MAYBE 4 standing room." tale, but we just want to say we're GIVING IN YVONNE § HONOR (ays Gane NOW [pot MY SWEET ONE OF'EM witt 4 M |LET's SEE NOW- We found he was Judge Sampson | going to drop ‘round to the Lyric and 1S TOMORROW AND NOW PROPOSE we Fe ‘ HOW BO YOU SAY Friedlander. Instantly there flashed | shake that lad’s band into our mind the fact that an enemy SWE WIRES SHE CAN'T BUT TE FELLOWS 95> , Y: Kp "YES DEAR’ of ours js to have a hearing before A HOSPITAL BENEFIT. GET WERE FOR hy \LL BE WILD 6 4 7 IN FRENCH P the Judge #oon, so we angled for 4) 4 pent show, put on at the ‘rou 7) [ane ; ABOUT You — $ TRS ville Hotel, Long Beach, last night under the direction of A. L. Libman and Harry Kendler, netted a neat sum which was turned over to the Long Beach Hospital “You may sit in our seat during the second half of the show if you'll let uy sit on your bench w So-and-So comes up for trial,"’ we said The Judge's feet were hurting him and he agreed. So just wait! W going to preside in that court » {YOULL BE THE (ayy | MOST POPULAR (GIRL AN TOWN | — MITZI'S NEXT. A and send our enemy to Sing Sing for Zelda Sears has completed the man- 3 Use. uscript of a new musical play. for _—_—_ Mital After the little Savage star ap. LoIs, HOW COULD YOU? pears in “Lady Billy nw tour to Branch | the Pacific Coast, she will be seen in A despatch from Long teStzg of the launching of the play,| this new one “The Black Adventure,” says “Lois Belton headed the cast, em GOSSIP. bracing John Arthur, John Westley, oniy bidnde and yedsheadad chor Joseph Alten, Herbert Ashton and] ging will be in the new tulinn 4 others. tinge show or else Charles MeClin Some hugger, say we! TOE iaeal| nie i Marie Tempest plans to have \ ae \. INTRODUCING MILTON. British night « tile tre 1 : 7 (it's the mahogany one known as No. The Thre 1 will end The flappers Mulligan's Fol The Endless ¢ n with Mar A new : on OR yaaa & see osereenibi “ pe ty el etna tbe a@ very neat striped suit with it] Je ct la M ass Angeles ee EP eeh Pete in He 1 Ge ehia es Ao = ene Barriseale recen ie We In pita oF the ah (OR OT lie a . spied inal : or tami en was @ story about Milton, who re- newspaper woman, will be inthe new Edward O'Connor, character actor, | Francia Renault, femate imperson- | ne ~ play called “Sor wy tn Oak: riper: rh ery He's up a stump, ae —B. D.