The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1922, Page 24

_ Theatrical’ News and Gossip The Evening World Comics | + anh { JOE’S CAR -t- ate Pat Ma ao ; ; The Plot Is Thickening! | Good Evening ! | Ti Ger ME Wo tRy AN « By BIDE DUDLEY (~ Gosn WING “Thacr | Pik THAT Lock ! 1 wonder tr TS MY Goat THIS Is i} HE LEFT IT LoecxeD ( A SPECIAL K ON “He F ‘ ; : . CAN You Oh, Emerald Is I ald | IGNITION WHY'N: Hea ent We my mesh SOEMS OF PREFERENCE | GUT | ISIN WAVE amie so.ve (tT —7 Ye don’t know what ver doin’; | “—— { CAN YOU “TELL ENOUGH “To ASK HIM FoR Billy Bronx writes us to make a _ bid for a wife. Read his letter IN ADVANCE. WHY He LEFT IT LocKeED —¥ There's Some. DEEP . MURKY MYSTERY HERE It’s sad ye are, it’s mad ve ar As turmoil Ve are wooin Me heart is broke, with grict | choke, An’ Erin, ‘tis no wonder Oh, land so proud, me head is bowed To see ve rent asunder ]} “Dear Sit: Tam a poor poet vin 1 lonely bachelor’s life near the Hivonx River, It ts not so bad thesy days, but what will it be when winter ? I send my appeal, hoping not only to win a bride, but also the Ne KNOWLEDGE OF FORMER OWwNER'S comes hand-painted coal shovel, for there ADDRE 5¢ " Oh, | ald Isle, my Emerald] must be some furniture in the home ee ARE YOD A Isle! and something with which to wel- sfresdde la SHERLOCK The land | call me mother! come the Sride.” APHEAD HOLMES No hell, | swear. can eer compare | y iany p, od g . FF nit! With brother fightin’ brother poe CL SE ALES Df beauty, grace and wit ee Pray drop yer guns, oh ENS] a, sine giro amittions und cunte vr sons, neh = Yer headin’ straight fer ruin Oh, Emerald tsle, my Emerald Isle! My God, lock what ver doin’! Just wiat to do with it She must maintain me in the style In whieh T tong to be Copr. 1922 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Pryse Pub. Co. Trade Mack Reg, 1. 8, Pat, oft And make home brew each week av tio THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY OBSERVATIONS, To kill monotony = | The fellow who pays too much fo = ne — -~ — vt 7 7 Col CREAM, ROUGE, ert is apt to go flat broke.) play, Toady Allen, the handsome Come ON hh ee 3 | is ex Deseses | Corer wor \ ( FACE POWDET. CURLING ow a theatrical manager WhO] vege, held up one hand PACK UP At LoL Got | WoT HAVE ANS. RAY Bick ) eeee ie eee Uses Christian Science on his shows If you must play.” he said, TAKE. oo Be — You GOT IN NEW BATHING ie Reais CHA J) Soe Gace LEMON, when they are in trouble “Jot us all play poker.” BD oieke ; TH LITTLE Surt t BIG TRUNK ) SHAMPOO AN'— That Chicago man who said be Toot!” came from little . HAND BAG ? J Scene could raise the dead has been proved] —\tazie's horn / . @ faker. Looks as though there's nv It almost set Tessie wild, Why hope for Bill Bryan! should her lovely little home be Philadelphia is the home of a film desecrated by a trombone? Mazie man named Field. Can this be the} persisted, but stopped when the motion picture field we've heard 80] panel in the floor slid back and much about? a man with black whiskers ap- peared tes ny a porend One. “Wait!” said the newcomer. William: aikar “Lam President of the Musicians’ Cafe wants to hire «walt Union, You cannot play that oe ak wenmee Onis horn without a card Mazte handed him the deuce of diamonds TAXICAB TESSIE. (To Be Continued.) —— ane M ecy I8 8 wotnan'n fore? AM, fem noise Conbinued LITTLE MARY MIXUP iivade Mark Reg. Us, Paw Of4 Simple Enough | ‘Tessie went to the ice cream King Dud Forges Ahead. = ——— . freczer and removed the dead We don't like to talk about our —— * ; ; cae IGHT — I Guess IM Gettin « t MERRY niouse. Why had someone not self, but we have passed Rudolph Awiis A + wily So | reerty eOAR | Hey sav THe’ ee A 13 FURNISH THE MiXOPS told her of its presence there? | Valentino in the race for King of the SWELLED ALL RIGHT — ALL tose Dee te Have Me | LUNCH AND Ger Peer * I looked as though all who knew |Coney Mardi Gras. Inafllentally, the _{ uP 2 Kids —EveRy SHE ok SO- AND ALL XT | eee TS “TAKE us| |cansrice a were her enemies, Toady [size of the crown shoujd be seven ‘EM WANT METS Go EarTA Do - OuT TS THE CLEAN HaNKit =IT Looks Fe TS SEE YOu Pie oT & Diary ON TS 4 Picnic Witt tem PLACE IN GUR THIS AFTERNOON — = FluveR Allen, the handsome yegg, should instead of seven and one-eighth. y have told her. Once she had |We've had our hair cut given him money to buy a gin } ee - a oe cs Bibeln isad Brace aan * 1A fruit stand man on Upper Broad- Ae Tusr crave Yue! i Ter ie was furious, Say Sid he LINERS eck ween UMARALEA anes | * siondship,” she said, “is but rere e we i Hinge Heu Bees ANY j a will-o-the-wisp. You can sik) dees," he said, “one man Puace - Your ‘ iter tee devil” he buy something; another, he sec Monlea aaa : y : Z ANY THIN ; | ‘At that point the panel in the |2eem and be buy too. It's what you ING “To But Pien 45 uP EL SCHWinl. call it—suggestion, Now you buy some peanut. Dees man comin’ up be see you. He buy some too, You wait wall moved back and out stepped ; = ‘ 7 | little Mazie Jones, who lives next 2 é Q 1 \ sy . door. In her hand she held a |*°* 70% | X | | a trombone. : A i | ; LA “T shall now play “Throw Her The other man arrived vs he iil h nna nee tn the River If You Love Her” |®#id to the fruit stand man, “I'm the : Se | she announced, Peta eri Bere eeu Bata ACL ALIN A. Trade Mark Reg, U. 8. Tat, Ott Can von Beat It! Tessie thought this rather |ter Pay it now and get it off your ; be Rae — Pree oer ———— weird. She knew little Mazie joing TVE TRIED MY HARDEST to GET a SEYMORE HARD LUCK? It) , | AH! AN IDEA! TUL TAKE THE D ; [[KATINKAT DID You ) [yes SiR—| You'Re A LIFESAVER! KRAZY) could recite “The Bump on Laie ee AUS EAS\ AYSUST HAS To RAIN ON BOSss NEW SILK UMBRELLA!) [ox : fi TAKE THAT SILK LT HAD IT | MR SMITH VISITED US To DAY, Hl weppaye | Father's Nose,” but she had no |AND NOW PERMIT US Wor! ode 1M DooreD Re a Qieeceely tee INNES outer” J - aN )| CUMBRELLA OuT a|\ VAUL DAY! AND It HE EVER Sf ED THAT ated inkling of the fact that she could, To inform you that there is a eae ~~ HERE TLL My (i +e ra HAVE (T-HE'LL (> " Va ‘OF THE STAND ? 7 bra ayes sat ' play a slip-horn, man in Buffalo who clatms to CONTRACT | i \ / FIRE Me > fe. 5 |wWourd Have = “Shiver my timbers!" was all have invented a phonograph that Expires! | i Z ate ’ » BEEN AL | (ay a Hat the fair girl said will play two records at the se ie GONER! ((CA4 "| As Mazie aimed the horn to same time, nT 5 { VAITIN’ FOR ME | WITH MY, WALKING ° ARE So About Plays and Players os RTHUR HOPKINS announces|acy of the Hudson Theatre Wednes A that Fthel Barrymore's senson| ay evening, Aug. 20, with his pro- Theatre Tucsday evening, Sept. 2 sole Her first play will be Hauptmair "SUEZ" AT THE ELTINGE, “Rose Bernd,” the English adapta-| AH. Woods has decided to keep tlon of hich is by Ludwig Lewisohn.| “Lonely Wives” on tour a while. It was to have opened at the Eltinge ‘Theatre to-night. The Eltinge will Mins Barrymore will be seen in Hart-The opened by “Rast of Suez,” another NEEDLE Prior to her opening in New York Yvonne Scores a Preliminary Victory: ford and New Haven Wools production, on Sept. 11, ee A REPORT 7 : < HIP OPENS SEPT. 2. CORT PRODUCING IT Re none sero TER ‘eS MIGHT ADD) | AW NIX = IT'S PICTURES ) “harles Di ham has decided tof Jehn Cort is te produces iden : OWN 15 Charis Dillingham han decided to], teha, Cort Me to, produces 14 DOPE WS Parry /\t suppose - Ger | (pmoiten “ale J/ FINE You Gan) EVE GOT)? A Aro OF YWONNE T WANT 5 5 epen the Hippodrome with “Botter] ang wit iaunch it in the 68d Street YOU'RE PITCHIN' For) \ 7 Py 1 7H acres ) ie Times” on Saturday evening, Sept.] Music Mall on Sept® 27 Among 4 ARTICLE UP \ SOM! ; mong Hk GIRLS “TO- AR SNAP US RIGHT J SOE CLASS MODEL 2. Vasco, a Frenchman, billed ss] those engaged for the cast are \GETHERS- ieee! eo HERE 5 - WWABERIN “the mad musiciag,"’ is ar ad-]fosephine Victor, Whitford Kane, Cy \ Alphonz Ethier, Amelia Gardner Langhorne Burton and Catherine Cal dition to the cast of the new Hip show. houn Doucet A CHANGE OF TITLE, “GINGHAM GIRL” CAST. “The Plot Thickens'’ is the title se-| he cast of “The Gingham Girl Jected by Brock Pemberton for the} which epens at the Karl Carroll comedy originally called “The Unex heel Monday night, includes pected," which he will p a ale Biisaal ater ord, Bertie Booth Theatre on Sept. 4 ™ + Louise Ten, Russell deorge S.) Mack, Helen Coyne, He 4 Kaufman suggested the name Tahaan! 3 sh iss agent ee mh - Smith, Alan Fdwards, Amelia DELAMATER’S NEXT. Summerville, Dolly Lewis and Wate Arthur G, Delamater. President 1] F. Jones Players and Patrons Associated, Inc has accepted for immediate produc tion a farce, as yet unnamed, by Fred eric Isham. IN ELTINGE’S CAST Jneques Plerve 4 as engaged. the * ¥ = following named to support tulian : Ellinge in “The Elusive Lady:” Lew & SOCIETY GIRL ACTS. Kelly, Charles MeNaughten 44", (Consrian v : Isabel Townsend Poll. prominent in] Rutherford, George Barnum. Willan | . - sits - — Aoclety, daughter of Mra. Join Cotton] Eurress, Dp Rock and Father {eer has arrived tn Any wilt h horns and te or Pivrat has engaged amend o, | ringing a new scene 8 musical A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. said: “Well, hear that 4 Smith anid the late Osgood Pell, has] Ho: SiVio Hein will direct the |be in’! The Greenswit ) tra for the * r ge-| Rapley Holmes, William ttosetle and{ play, which opens at 1 Liberty The marvellous part of it wo us ; iy posed ie ao taeda aged [ta it Walter Walker: how Don Marqnis, w man who never] “Woot cot!” replied the tarmer'a eting in “Fools Fyrant.” Louls Evan sabelle Withers will succeed i 4 2 fi 2 : tite do 4 ‘ ator Mase " re sha rollor ew play, ‘The arcus Loew will ar om B tasted 0 i e, could write + aria play at Maxine Piliott's GOSSIP Robb in “Kempy’ next M Pe NEN Neri ny am nee E oie a & ; ' " zh | a ny Nes ¥ a pate panera ble ue Wd wr me George Broadhurst has engaged| Goldreyer and aindlt cbas ed to see “Fools F ! Maxine | wyns in September. It iy being played| Tye new Zoe Akins play, “Great- — PUT IT IN THE ACT. " COHAN BEGING A Marion Coakley for “§Wild p- Oats} the title of er 2 my rom ty 1 1's Theatre in California successfully ness.? in which Jobyna Howland will FOOLISHMENT.. “Want to hear a joke about Saw ' George M. £0 wis Lane.’ Warning” to a arming ' WHE TS You wit opentng| Otte Harbach, co-author of “Molly | have the chtef role, will open in De- A jittle pig once gave a grunt Francisco?!" 7 ba dens Alexender Yakovieth Ri aan-} Poul Whiteman. ahs added twolat the Comedy A wee Broad. LDariing,” has arrived from the West! troit on Oct. 15, i 4 thought it quite a funny stunt,” | “Nope! Too tartetched,' Bees an) _——— —