The evening world. Newspaper, August 23, 1922, Page 24

Good Evening ! By- BIDE DUDLEY POEMS OF REFERENCE | The dancing masters come to town Vo renovate the dances They meet and stew around and Herman Lindenbloom of Jersey frown City has written a poem for this Discussing piides and prances contest. He wants a wife; also the patent double-jointed, chicken-breast- ed mosquito slapper, offered as Ne prize for the best rhyme. Come, let us tarry with Herman Fach one puts forth a brand-new step bor which the world is aching,” Sunt still we keep our jazz and pep, : But still we keep our j Per I'm lonely here in Jersey, T haven't got a wife; I need a little sweetie To make complete Our shimmving and shaking, Ihe dancing masters like to come my life T want a girl who's wealthy And wants a handsome youth That's me, for I'm good-looking And never am uncouth, And see our great big city They love its bustle and its hum Its versifiers, witty, But here and now we've got to state The step we call a daisy Ts one that will originate Where Uncle dines with Mazie buying two horse shoes. up one hand. “I'd suggest that you gentle- men see a blacksmith,” he said Tessie decided to put off her vivisection work. Replacing the cleaver in her stocking, she made an awful face at the second tenor. The result was an adrupt discord. Policeman O’Smith heard the noise and looked in the window “Did you ring?” he asked Tessie ran over and gave him a big kiss. “For remembrance,” she said Then it was discovered he was a married man (To Be Continued.) He held OBSERVATIONS. That me who dislocated an arm trying to dress in a Pullman berth got off easy. ‘The reported marriage of Mathilde and Max cannot be confirmed at the livery stable. Don't criticise the Mayor for going to Saratoga for a rest. You know, the buby was teething all the while its parents were abroad. In West Virginia the miners, who struck, are singing as they return to the coal pits. Let’s hope the public next *iater, can join In the chorus Mahbe So! ‘Tmt Mower Hospital Interne who clned to take a woman in the am- Nutt’s Dope. Jefferson Shrewsbuty Nutt, ou: campaign manager in our race for King of the Coney Mardi Gras, writes us from the Island to say that we will be presented with the key to the Royal cellar when we ascend the throne. His letter follows: “Dear Dud—I and the wife are wn here arranging the details of your ascension to the throne of King. The wife wants to have you crowned by an old lady friend of hers named Smuts, but | favor the crowning being done by a nice pretty girl. To-day | says to her, ‘Jessica, if you try to have King Dud crowned by an old woman Wells- bulsace fs now an out-terne.— ville Optic. TAXICAB TESSIE. (A story of Intense love that turned to hate and back agatn.) The moment for Tessie to try wer big scheme ‘aad arrived, ady Allen, the handsome yerg, little knew that she was an ad- vocate of vivisection, As he stood at the phonograph adjust- ing a record of “The Volstead he'll run you ragged.’ She just Blues,” the fair girl prepared for says that she'd crown you, her- the operation. She drew from self, with a brick if you got funny, Oh, she's a great joker, her stocking a butcher's cleaver. Stealthily she tip-toed up behind Toady in the interest of science. “fT am hungry,” said Toady, without looking around. you're going to have a chop soon,” replied Tessie, At that moment the panel in the wall near the fireplace slid back and out stepped the Four Dukes of Harmony, well xnown in vaudeville. “I found a horse shoe,” tenor began Tessie was disturbed, ‘1 do not care to be interrupted that girl. | am arranging to have a Royal bellar for you and you will be presented with the cork- screw to t y. Jessica is going to have the school children sing, ‘Send Dudley to the Chair’ as you take the throne. One little girl named Jaschikitscki has got what the musical edicts call a whining falsettus voice and she will take the high note: By the way, I've got to get those kids some candy. Better send me $11. I'll have my secretary send you a receipt. Two fat colored women had a fight here to-day because one said to the other: ‘Get out of t way. | want to see the ocean.’ Much excitement but could learn noth- ing.—Jeftf the by recovered horse shoes,” she snapped. AND NOW PERMIT US “T found a horse shoe,” sang To inform you that a millinery the bass, merchant was murdered in Chi- “Well, sell them to a junk cago last week. Also that in man,” said Tessie. Toady Allen just had to laugh. He could not imagine a junk man their search for the murderer the police are paying no atten- Won to single men, About Plays and Players RCH SELWYN was a happy|for $30 with which to buy a hat A man yesterday. He had just|said Mr. Grey. He said that he could turned from Atlantic City, | not afford to give it to her. The next where he saw “The Exeitors,’ a new}day, while lunching with him down- comedy of smart society by Martin}town she noticed that he ordered a R it was produ by the Sel- |50-cent cigar. Wyns under the pers direction of ‘How is it that you can't give me 1 Lwy, an Dinehart and} $30 for a hat a dd yet you can smoke Bankhead have Ta'v'a the principal | 50 igars?* she asked ' rh Selwy was in a predict ‘It's like this, my di ing mood, pl ‘fT gave you $30 for I 1 vadict,’ hg said, “that *The couldn't smoke 60-cent cigars. Exciters’ will préve a bigger hit than Within the Law.’ It’s a riot. SHE LOST HER SKIRT “AN riot," we replied. And that 8 i the theatre, John!" was them Thus spoke a lady to her chauffeur in front of the Bijou Theatre lust “LOYALTIES” AT GAIETY. night. She had arrived to see “The Dover Road.” ‘The chauffeur alighted from the car and opened the door for her. Bhe stepped out, the door anap ped and away she walked—minus Charles Dillingham has dectded that ons of Money,” the English com- edy with which he intended to’ open the Gaiety Theatre, is renovating and ite New York premiere has been|ekirt. The wkirt had caught in the deferred, The Galety’s season will be. | door and she entered the lobby at sae fie a play. | tired in waist, black silk knickers and “Loyrities,? on S stockings “Whoopee!” L. H, Mitehe 0. 24 WW. 44th ITZAAIT Street, gave vent tc © foregoing ex * Revorts from Chicago say that} eiamation. After making sure that Paine F s scored a tre-|the lady had actually walked out of mendous Guilty One." | her skirt, he made a bee-line for a produced by A. H, Woods. She began] telephone and gave us the news a Chicago run at the Woods Theatre Much excitement but could learn eter spending eight years in’ the] nothing mney ex Woods intends to bring 3 Vrederick to New York in No ve GOSSIP. Pearl White saw "The Monster’ at HUBBY EXPLAINS the 89th Street Theatre last night and Viner H. Grey, furniture man and | just shivered and shivered patron of the theatres, gave usa 50-| The Powers elephants have re cont elgae yesterday, As we tucked it| ported at the Hippodrome for re- iy our pocket to wave jy until our} hearsals. Jennie is still shimmpying Divthday arrives, he told 4b a story, Holene Meller of Los Aneel has “A woman once asked b. husband been added to the cast of “Wally, Theatrical ‘News and Gossip oe . prsetoe WEDNESDAY, 9) AND YOU GAVE HIM A QUE@H FoR Synopsis or [e WING WITHOUT EVEN DRIVING | YESTERDAY'S DOINGS L'T AROUND “THE Block ? = That BIRD WHo Seep .1¥ § ‘ wei. iT RAN- . DASHED LP AND Tag iT WAS pARN OS, g SOLD JoE A CaR \ ) IN TAE RECORD __ CHEAP ! : ‘ BREAKING “Time oF | 7 RS. “Two MINUTES OUGHT TO GET A MEDAL! ANYWAY, HE Got Jot'’S DOUGH AND Joe DIDNT GET ~ TAE BIRD'S STREET NUMBER — NOR HIS PHONE NUMBEI ALL WE Got ‘was “THE ‘Rk AND HE'S WING TW GET IT T RUN — Let's GO => How, MARY, 1 6. 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Os- borne Clemson, the manager, has bought a pair of genuine white cotton trousers and a polish-buckle belt As a singer she's “The has such a medal STATISTICS, Speaking of “When Knighthood Was tn Flower," which every one was doing up at the Cosmopolitan Studio yesterday, the follow- ing statistics in reference to the big Marion Davies film: The three largest studios in New York were required over a period of 160 days at a cost of $1,221,491.20, or $7,084,382 per day, or $951 we overheard A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day. That Chicago physi who says whiskey is one of the causes of typhoid fever should have a inay make typhoid feve popular 9 per hour, tor the actual filming. Other ex- FOOLISHMENT onses increased the total cost of i ttle mouse ran in a hole the production to upproximately Because a cat without a soul Was chasing it to fioht a duel. Oh, children, neve $1,500,000. Largest indoor set ever tiimed was $41,721.26 to build, covering 28,500 square reet of floor space and containing thirty-two separate buildings The employment of more than 3,000 actors Great ball of Hampton Court dale be so cruel! |constructed, costing PUT IT IN THE act, sph, why do you always tie that old horse to a tree Are afrald he'll run away?" “Naw, sab! tall down, Ab’ wskeered he'll aD, ace, reproduced exactly as in the time of King Henry VIII of England Genuine Gothic tapestries valued at $230,000 were used Ancient armor came from s the most famous collections of rope. Antique jewelry and old silverware used worth many thousands of dot 2 of Bue lars. toon Three thousand costumes of tho Tudor period costing more than $100,000 were worn Three thousand one hundred twenty-three people in a single s Fifty-five principal cha eters of comprising th and ne tage le played by celebrated and sc: on, t salaried cam eve om. bled, were employed Thirty-three cavalry horses—two jumping off bridge thirty feet hig Twenty expert swordsmen engaed in the duel s Stone bridge, ninety feet long, w especially constructed Wedding dress silver cloth, ¢ mine and pearls, weighs twenty-five pounds. Street of old Pari Iwo city block: long IRISH (rex Ingran Irish to the core he seeealy Bypryached u buuch of extras an unexpected hush came over the crowd. “You gotta be careful how you talk about the Irish here!” whispered an extra, “You've got to be careful how you talk about the Irish ANYWHERE! warned Rex, and walked away with above little yarn is that we cannot, thing wrong ve only for the life of us, imagine any Trish- man “walking away"? from anything like that MAKES A DIF. Direetor bathing sult? Star PRETTY SOFT. Phe decorative work done by motion on spots in South- heralded we are t comr elect locations and build them up for and leave picture companie: ern California are broadeast, Neverth daily photoplay seldom their as settings. newed conditions \ few days ago it was found neces- to use a farm in several scenes Would you wear a rented If the rent wasn’t too large! Toples of the them in selected for the lead in three big pictures at eighteen and given a five-year contract at an enormous salary by Metro is the hectic career of actors left the farm owner had al-|/sixteen, most a brand new house and a fine new garden gratis. Again we mutte! “Pretty soft! Billie Dove MARY'S LAMB. Wallace Worsley, director, demon- Mary had a little lamb, strated the method he wished a bit Wt acer See A played in a recent picture, ‘Don't the cf weas'a knowing creatur you think T played that very well?” he lamb could act, and so they made} ),, asked Clara Kimball Young. Of it a picture feature. "Oh," she answered, yawning, “not —Longfellow. |so worsely!’’ Yes, reader, sunriso was the time set, but it was a cloudy FADEOUTS. morning—that's why she’s still alive. A certain film actress has just re- ceived ninety-seven ‘good luck'’ and discovers that in » ond luck for a year 25 letters, “Tt tan't snapped as she London has joined t cities that are be Cristo. 1 Mix has again refused to either grow or don whiskers, even for the movies. And so the part has been » many Ameri- marvelling’’ at mi Day she must worth it!" de-whiskered just to please him smashed a mirror just for spite Keep away from. “The Eternal) The Metro praise agent tells us that Flame" if you are a moth. Cullen Landis ate one entire straw hey haven't. settled yet which is|berry ple at a sitting, Mebbe that's what was the matter with him before he acted in ‘The Man With Two Mothers."" If all the film in the different news reels released last week were pasted end to end they would reach—no where. the dangerous age film of that name. film before we sions “‘Lassie.’’ the famous canine actress in the Barthelmess films, acts like thr ordinary movie star off the set, ex- referred to in the Well, better see jump. at conielu- ft Mcountry Love.” The house and] cept she isn't temperamental, Robert Vignola has started work grounds didn’t exactly suit the gi Pronounced by artists as one of the| swinging the megaphone on ‘Adam tector, wo he secured permission, to] most beautiful girls in the world at the next Cosmopolitan pic- ‘Whes the Gia! fourteen, Coutused Wo the Fulliee et rebuild and remodel