The evening world. Newspaper, August 21, 1922, Page 17

To Keep Don’t marry a woman far younger Don't promise to “reform’—after Don’t snore. Don’t neglect shaving Don’t smoke a pipe at home. By Marguerite Dean. Copyright, (Now York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company LL the above words to the wise A husband are to be found in a newly published book which should be prescribed reading for mar- ried couples—''Marriage and Em- ciency,"’ by Dr. Carl Ramus, a noted American physician now connected with the U. S. Public Service at Ellis Island. The book is brought out by @, P. Putnam's Sons It really is a handbook to happy matrimony, a guide to married lovers who do not want to lose their way in the dark forests of gloom and dis- couragement, in the bogs of distilu- Ore Marriage-to-day is a failure in an appalling number of instances,” ad- mits Dr. Ramus, but he doesn’t stop there. He tells how and why St fuils, and being a good physician, he not only diagnoses the trouble—he sug- gebis a cure @ 1 have summed up some of the 1t- tle foxes that spo!l the matrimonial vines, in the opinion of the author otf “Marriage and Efficienc ignoble details, as well as the basic thjustices, which make it impossible for many women to live happily with their husbands. He says nothing more than the truth—unpalatable and absurd as some men may find it —when he attributes the failure of many marriages to such chronic tr- ritations as syoring, the unkempt physical appearance of the husband in the home, the perpetual aroma of pipe smoke—detested by many women, the difference of opinion on the subject of draughts, the neglect of courtesy and caresses after the honeymoon is over, He warns the wife, on the other hand, always to appear at her best in her husband's presence, not to vex him with « faded kimono, an old pair of bedroom slippers, or curl papers. And he sums up: “Chronte irritation in marri some insignificant thing may into a cancer, a malignant which undermines und later the union. ‘The lesson which is shout ed out by such deplor common experience 1s just this: That all wi and unsvitish husbands and wives should study each other's little idio- ynerasies, their peculiarly personak and seemingly irrational likes and dis- likes, their fancies and phobias. ‘These things often have deep root in the Unconscious — in the so-called Jove-idea!. Sincere efforts should be made to avoid the little things which irritate and to encourage those which Please, He has made another discovery of which every wife should hear. “A very common delusion,” he gays, “among the many delusions @Aich operate as sins against Love is Mn, tears add to a Woman's attrac- tiveness. As a matter of cold and cruel fact In every day life, people do not look their best or more appealing when crying, even when they happen to be beautiful women. Divested of all) the glamour of romance and poetry, grief, misery and pity, eryi is a complex of red and swollen eyes and snuffiing noses and blotchy cheeks. “Every woman should realize that, although before her marriage her tears may have scemed to have been @ powerful lever for playing on her fiance's sympath: nd his desire to please her, the case is entirely differ- ent after marriage, When the woman falls back on crying she finds that it calls out only annoyance, perhapy even disgust,”” 80 much for how marriage, How stay? What, as Dr. ts “th © from develop growth 1voys love may go out n we make it Ramus plirases it answer to the burning ques. thon: ‘How can I retain the love, the lover-like interest, of the one whose love I haye, or had, and long to hold?" The vuthor-physician of “Marriage and Efficiency’’ writes a prescription Ii has nine ingredients. Here they a Retain, liues or which first conserve, and wisely ttributes ui attracted your those av love (2) Cut out any personal habits o: s of your own which you ve or irritate your lover n ensily and restrai nd intuition k them in have found Never relax as go at” least umount of privacy; ner as to the most scrupulous attention to per monal attractiveness and personal hygien: (4) Try to be interested in and Somparjonsdle to your lover in wh ever he or she enjoys, Ye ly do this without much Really love we (5) Never reproach or complain of Dean usu ffort, if yo Obey These “Don’ts” {f you want to keep your wife's love— eo appear in shirt sleeves and suspenders. Your Wife’s Love— Don't be a fresh-air fiend—unless your wife is one, too. than yourself. ; Don't fail to have your trousers creased frequently. marriage. , F S Don't wear a celluloid collar. Don’t ask any of your relatives to live with you Don't show jealousy. Don't discard, after marriage, the little courtesies and lover-like attentions that mean so much to every woman. coldness or lack of enthusiasm and never demand attention or affection or in plain language, sox-interest. hat chn never be on demand To demand way. Be a dynamic centre of per- traction which can inspire in- terest and love from the opposite sex. You were that before, and If you are not now, it must be mostly your own fault. You know that when you were a centre you expressed, certainly in some degree, health, beauty, re- finement, intelligence and adaptabil- ity, To those you should add, if you «id not before, unselfishness and sin- cerit “(7) Love for what you can giv you ag surely as the swing of the pendulum. (8) With the ald of the greater ex- perience and wisdom and love that you now have, strive always to per petuate as far as practicable the con- ditions which existed before marriage, in which romantic love was continu- ously present. (9) Realize that all developed per- sonalities have many facets, many In terests, many modes of self-expres- sion; and that you may not be able to meet your beloved In ail his or her in- terests, Therefore do not stand in the way of his or her enjoyment with some one else of that which you are not Interested in; and also use the same privilege for yourself in any and do not think ef what you may deep Interest which your mate can- get. If you really give out love, sin- not share with you and which another unselfish love, it will return to can.” -——— FOLLOWING MARK TWAIN An Innocent Abroad There's No Kidding About Those Wooden Shoes in Holland By Neal R. O’Hara Copyright, York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company. All the: Natives Wear Them in the Suburbs, Which Makes ’Em Walking Xylophone Solos. had but only by inspiration it only pushes it farthe “(6) 122 (New AMSTERDAM, Aug. 5. T" 2¥ have wooden shoes and tulip orchards and balloon-shaped pants in Holland, but you have to go out In the country to see ‘em. Same id as you have to go deep into New England, or else to the Vice Presi- ential chamber, to hear Americans gab through their nose. The Hollandaise, or whatever they call ‘em, have the wooden brogans, all right. Out in the country, where the soil is wet, they wear nothing but lumber schooners tied to their feet. A Hollander sure myst have a tough time aking up the stairs after a night with the boys, But if the wife is wailing with the rolling pin, the old man's got the means of a counter ack fitted right on his feet. Two wooden shoes are better than one rolling pin any night in the week It's a good thing for Brockton, M Up its feet like the Holanders out in the backwoods district went and shod itself like them, the Maine lumber camps would of the boot and shoe industry. ass., that all the w ‘ld doesn't dress If the world the centre url Muck, who conducted the Boston Symphony going good, will fake a troupe of German musicii big time Huropean cireuit this season, A series. of nnounced for Amsterdam, under the joint direction of Mengelbers Dr. i things wer Orchestra when around the concerts is Muck and Willem symphony Dr Bieyeles are trejuent and automobiles searce on the Amsterdam streetss Everybody owns a bike, and the swains and their sweethearts, Instead of hikes, jump on their cycles and take a spin instead, Most of are Dutch made, and few have coaster bre They've got the brake that came on United States bikes twenty-tive years ago—a sort of lever attached to the handle bars which, when gripped presses down other lever on the tires. It makes business good for the Holland rubber rust, thix brake does All work and 1 those r Holland you see quaint windmills like t feature in tile andscape painting. The funny part {that though the windmilis enty, you never see ‘em whirling around, The wind vted scarce in Holland this season, but American tourists are fast bringing it in, There » cnough Yankee blowhards on the continent right now to keep Molland, any and Silesia in atmospheric currents to the end of the fiscal yea A Yankee blowhard js a guy that stalks Into a lute! and wants the best om in the house for $1.20 at the current rate of exelinge. Ue may be trom Ossining, N. ¥.. Cairo, I, or Tewksbury, Mass., but you can bet, When he sleps up to register, he makes it New York, Chicago ot tun, as the case may be, Sdll, they stand for him in all these European hotvls. He's the guy that keeps the places open, Holland is noted for its scrupulous immaculateness. Everytuing you look at is clean, Just to show that the United States is hut on the trail, you seo advertisements for leading brands of American soap along the top of all the Amsterdam street cars. sughts made on Amsterdam is s big in this town, although in B Pilser That rin an Is it is now practically extinct. Pilsener costs so much t the Germans Uhemselves can't afford to drink it. Nearly 4 that is made is exported to countries that can afford good be eased paper n the oven, you wrap it in thick and keep covered wh NSTEAD of melting the butter ] when mixing a eake warm the (this is most safely complished in the double be ts transferred r). The Ieathers can es mixture will cream just as quickly from one pillow to d rif the ends and the cake will be light of each pillow are ripped in equal lengths and the ope f the two If you are using sour milk for a ure basted together, Absulutely no cake dissolve the soda in this and feathers will escape by this method heat well with the egg beater, Thia nd there will be no mess to brush up. will help in preducing a finely grained coke Use a sm ve he umbs from ty You can warm up a t without You are bestos hy lua\ing it become dry and tasteless if the me ployed. SHE IS A VERY OLD FRIEND Beat It! (Sew York Evening World) Copyright, 1028, By Maurice Ketten By Press Pub, Co. ISN'T SHE A CLEVER OLD LAbY! O,4Ou WERE KIDS TOGETHER Copyright, 1922 (New York Evenin 6c“ HERE are you two going asked Mr. Jarr, as Doctor Gilbert, Gumm and Irene Cackleberry were stealing out from the Summer Night's Festival Mrs Jarr was giving in honor the two flappers from Philadelphia. “We are going to swipe Jack Sil- ver's car and take a ride, giggled Miss Irene Cackleberry, ‘and mustn't tell, and he'll think thieves tools it.'* “Come on along advised Doctor mm. So Mr, Jarr, not knowing wi did so, went out accessory before, you real nd see the f with them during and 8¢ to the curb bray, racing Walking up and down beside thick-set, dark-skinned young duck filver's Jap valet i chauffeur, Sukkotashi “Give him a dolla Gumm whispered to Mr. Jarr, “and VN tell him Jack Silver has lent u the car and that he is to go hom Such is the power of that Mr. Jarr yielded and Doctor Gumm gaye ¢ false message to the trusting Sukh lasht, who straightway departed “Oh, Lam just crazy to ride it racing car at 4 mile a minute at 1 night!" gushed Lrene Cackleberrs she climbed into the car, “Sure you are," remurked M Jaa for something told tim there would | trouble and he would get the b) “Start her up, Jarr, old fellow said the affable young dentist also got aboard the speedster “Do you know how to rir asked Mr, Jarr dubiously. Me replied the painless ex tractor. ‘There isn't any kind of im. chinery that [ don't know all Did you ever see me run a dental gine?” Well, sald Mr stuod the grea Single-seater machit it was a " Doctor Gilb. sUgKESL up the dol Gilbert throw in the self-s Jarr, but his heart + The self-starter we plied Doctor Gumm, Crank for me, old top. Hurry! Ju Ver might look out of the wind ininute It not only strength t w takes Knack, tit power aute engine like the bic boob that realized he was, got hold ¢ ing crank, and with @ mighty The Jarr Fami By Roy L. ] McCardell JS by Press Publishing Co turned the engine over. It arse cough, but that was all Spin it! Spin it, you big simp!" ed Doctor Gilbert’: Gumm impa- tiently to Me. Jarr. ‘Just turning It Wo any gave a oyer once won't start it.’ “Yes, why doesn't he start it?" d Miss Cackleberry complacently wack In the car, ‘I alwa it Mr. Jarr was such a big, an. Oh, dear! Why is he so elther of r didn't 1h ackleberry, and at this i felt that if the Miss c y in Jack Silver's car were to te injured in an auto accident he youll not weep. Common sense told to let Doetor Gilbert G the big car himself, bt that he nd that he wa me his common gen ! and strained at the starting ni, While Doctor Gilbert Gumm 1 us le reclined at the wheel ar Neked the hes from t cig had defuy euiled a moment or Ieiore from Mr, Jarr's outer breast and he regarded Mr. Jarr’s in labors with airy good na ms of a Modern Maid By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company. Maxi When the modern young man goes to a new show, reads a new novel, meets a new girl, his feelings of sexpectation are rarely dis- appointed, OW that they're taking tho hip flask out of Broadway and shutting the dance places at 1 o'clock, it’s just possible John MAY find the busi- ness can spare him for one rural week-end with the wife and the girls before Labor Day! ings—that’s when the hore Even the most sophisticated flapper ymoon ends. realizes home girl of yesteryear of to-day takes us a joke What the insult the girl used tu take as women have no sense of humor? When a man's meaningless fits of ill-temper fill his wife with cold disgust, instead of hurting her feel- that her best cue is ingenuousness, every time somebody's band begins to tell her just why he isn’t understood an who says A woman usually has tu choose between being bored by her husband's funny stories, speculations on th some More complaisunt lady pre rnd not to be bored, Heauty used to be born and not mad vften seems an improvement on the natural product. but nowadays the synthetic artic! tariti and general conversation, or letting Busy does it, old top? Kasy does eect! i 1 Doctor Gumm. pin Suing for pardon implies repentance; which {s probably the reason a girl Me. Jarr made ona more mighty ©&n forgive a stolen kiss—but not the man who asks forgiveness for {t! € and then with a r the =f burst into le series of ex It must be so nice to be u mun: In the bright lexicon of Lis vast a and Mr. Jarr round limsell ance about women 1s no such word as “fall. 1 the curb against « lamp it y aching arm The igh-pow 1 engine ad kicked back ° S t ont of the way!” cried Doctor (6; h d M Giitert Gum, and away went the big ourtship an arrniage BY Betty Vincent——_/ —— a. 66 YEAR MISS VINCENT: yer's office. My friends consider © Y About two months ago me Fad Jeaking a ome trem ° a wealthy and respectable family. | Going Down! ' kept company with @ — With these ideal qualifications | young man whom | loved dearly. have never had a man friend. | EAR AMBITIOUS ONE One night | had an appointment When | am introduced to young What good is belicf? with |him which he did not keep men they seem for the time being What good is faith? and from that time on | have not that 4 %9™ny, Gompany, but after These two alone will get you heard from him. Now, Miss Vin- When | am in their company | nowhere without work, What cent, I cannot think of anything am very pleasant and always try we need to-day is action—red that | could have said to him tot make them feal at ease in my | iuadad vention: Rurnllhiniawalsecieres (caalveu presence. am very often left Any one can be inspired and poor simpleton may be with idea or | inch, but it is the fellow ts who gets the real reward | \mbued an f service, Let's get down to burines cerely, ALFALFA SMIT out of a happy crowd of young couples because | have no escort Now, Miss Vincent will you ple: tell me what | must do to gain tell me how | can gain back his friendship? 1 have since met other chaps but I do not care for them, WAITING,’ the friendship of a young man? \ young man who doew “ALL BY MYSELF.” n ae ala rd Sa fy alas Wait. Do not impatient and agh Apologize dor mat thine (hat) evade vounetuyan h ne about Try tot ft meet t ne to be tt * t ‘Dear M Vincent: | ama y Foiman thinks a lua YOUNG woman of seventeen who sire of-.dm'? without aay effort upon ‘sa private secretary in a low $ part he js apt to lose interest Look Your Best “——-By Doris Doscher Copyright, 19 York Evening World) shine Company, Dear Miss Doscher: 1 am only a young woman, the mother of a two-year-old baby. 1 was always very thin, but now tip the scales at 180 pound: Now that the baby is old enough and 1 want to go out with my hus band I-find | © can’t, as he ae ashamed of my’ = € * clumsy ap-* pearance be- cause people remark about my being so fat. 1 am heart- broken and cry every day. MRS. B. Tt Is easy to read between the line: what has happened in your case. ft Is the eternal problem of a young mother being so engrossed in her. motherhood that she forgets for the time being her dutics as the pal of her husband. It Is necessary for the’ young mother to be exceedingly care=" ful of herself to regain her full strength, but many times she neglects. the care of her personal appearance. during just the time when it is mont, essential for preserving her youth, He very careful as you hold the baby to regulate the weight in. your arms in such a way that you do note Watch yous diet and refuse to be tempted to eag anything at all between meals, Avoid candy and pastry. Eat sparingly of white bread and potatoes, but be sure and have plenty of fruits, skimmed milk, leafy vegetables, broiled, boiled or roasted meats and fowl, This will keep up your strengthywithout adding materially to your welxlt, provided you chew your food well, And aboye all, see to it that you get the right Kind and the proper amount of outs door exercise, There is the great temptation of, sitting while holding the baby. Thi probably 1s what is making you bey come so clumsy, as you were accuses tomed to active life, and lis is adde ing fles.. on you, Since you are only a young woman it is very easy for you to slim dowm your figure and’ get back your strl- | yotir duty for your ss sake, Ido not mean that you shoul! neglect your baby for one instant, but if you put him. a regular schedule his demands our strength and time will be, less and you will be able to nain the sweetheart and pal of yo as to fulfil In the your duties as @ USGHE RL become round shouldered ishness. It ts future happin: husband as well highest mother. sense Use Cocoanut Oil For Washing Hair If you want to keep your hair in good com dition, be careful what you wash it with, — Most soaps and prepared shampoos cop? tain too much alkali This dries the scalp, makes the hair brittle, and is very harmfuby Mulsified cocoanut oil shampoo (which is pare and entirely greascless) is much better than’ anything else you can use for shampooing, “at this can't possibly injure the hair, : Simply put two or three teaspoonsfuls of Mulsitied in a cup or glass with a little warm water, then moisten your hair with water and rub it in, It will make an abundance of rich, creamy lather, and cleanse the hair and scalp thoroughly, ‘The lather rinses out easily, and removes every particle of dust, dirt, dand~ ruff and excess oil. The hair dries quickly and evenly, and it leaves it fine and silky, brights fluify and easy to manage. You can get Mulsified cocoanut oil shamp at any drug store. 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