The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1922, Page 24

—— a Ss and Gossip The E vening World Comics Good Evening! By BIDE When Julia stops a trolley car, It's quite a sight to see, She takes her stand beside the track So cool and carelessly. She bows 10 Jones, she smiles at Smith, Most pleasantly, indeed, And though the car be coming fast, She pays it little heed As it draws near, fair Julia turns And almost has a fit, Her parasol she wildly shakes, Her arms she waves at it. The car slows up, she steps aboard When finaily it stops, Then snorts: ‘What ails that mo- torman?” As in a seat she flops. OBSERVATIONS. Prof. Charles Rociet of Paris says all ghosts are dumb. Must be hell to be a woman ghost! ° Reports from Warsaw say Barber has quit the Poles. Maybe he in- tends to use electric signs. It is only the female mosquito that Dites. All we've got to say is the one that bit us last night was no lady. Just vecause he asked a girl for a kiss a Bronx man was arrested. Served him right! Any man who hasn't nerve enough to TAKE a kiss ougat to be jugged. BLACK BART'S GAL. (A strong Western story that will wrench your heart). Mile. Maggie O'Brien, Nell's French maid, was not at all sat- isfied with the new turn in af- fairs. Btack Bart had appeared on Appendicitis Mountain and was apparently making love to Miss Nelson. In his heart, how- ever, he meant to rob the mine of gold, At least, so thought Mile. O'Brien. “Yee-ho!” A man’s voice was calling. “Here we are,” yelled Nell. Over the hill came two men. One was undoubtedly a soctety leader from Riverside Drive, New York, because he wore white socks. The other was older and complained of gout. “Ouca! My foot hurts,” he waid. But the younger man rushed to Nell. “TI have found you, my dear,” he said, Black Bart clouded up. “Who is this city feller?” he asked. “I am Reginala De Lancey,” eame the reply, in a high, soctety voice. Black Bart counted the notches on hix gun. There were seven- ty-one. “How'd you like to go back to Look WHERE YGow' W/} DUDLEY I WONDER IF DEMPSEY wilt EVER MINGLE wiTH “HAT BIG SMUDGE —Gosh, 1D LiKE T'SEE “Wat — I Love A Goon FIGHT! (1D dus! LiKE To HAVE TAKEN Th! Time. T KNocK THAT “TAX! DRIVER'S BLOCK OFF — ONLY iF THEY'S ONE THING f HATE MORE'N: ANYTHING ELSE - (T'S A ®IGHT WY srintor wp serach ero [POEMS OF PREFERENCE. | Dadi ah clernen bea To-day'’s poem is from Ralph Gabriel, sojourning at Dannemora, N. Y.. He wants the velvet-lined oyster opener, but he also wants a girl, Just read his contribution, please: NUTM == NUTH = NUTHIN” ——! 1 am longing for a girt Who'll pat me on the back. But before she can do that She must have plenty of jack. By jack I simply mean She must have lots of dough To pay all my expenses Wherever I should go. It does not matter much If she's a Uttle tough, Because I am use to them kind And can treat them just as rough. If such a girl could be found, Please correspond with me, Bo that I may know who This flapper may be. RON =| THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY New York in a box?” he asked of Reginald. “Oh, my word!” Reginald was excited over the man’s roughness. Crackle! A landslide was coming. “Into the mine!” yelled Nell. All. went in but Black Bart. “I'll stand outside, gal, an’ guard you from them thar big rollin’ stones,” he sald. Reginald sipped a peach tice cream cone. Nell wondered how she ever had loved that man. “Tee-hoo!” A raccoon was calling to its mate. (To be continued.) By Gum, He Would, Too! Sheriff Totter asks the friends of Jabe Hoskins, alleged boot- legger, not to send "him bananas at the jail, He's afraid Jabe will throw the skins around and give him the slip.—Wellsville Optic. ra « OH! FRienD WIFE WAS ASLEEP HUH ? HA-HAR* xX S'POSE YouR WIFE BAWLED You OUT PLENTY WHEN “ou Gé6T Home 2 No! "TH" FAMI Lay UPSTAIRS WERE HAVIN’ Ln “GATTLE — AN‘ TH’ WIFE Was BUSY Listenin’ ! WHT MARY, WHAT HAVE YOU_ GOT Your CLomMes JH THAT BUNDLE Fore 2 PuT EM 1h THE SuiT- CASE WHERE “HEY “BELONG - BAw-w-t T wanna Take Percy Uj CARRYING AN EMPTY {7 A Letter. SUITCASE ~ (Don't overlook the punch tn the fintsh.) “Dear Sir: Down here in Con- necticut we have come to think a whole lot of you and little Laughiog wens and now that you t RAM ReneS al ery Re As Sm st AS Yoo Puease - Donr ver yuR BROTHER wis rey TS You® Rano. Groeee-H. dageerr DReonw + interest as the thrilling unfolded, but some of us jarding the To quote: Achibald dic. The grocer stri ened up. ‘The same kick, shouted. ‘‘Who done it?” rer MERRY MiKUP Then Lena knew Archibald was the guilty man. Placing a hand on _ Mary MikuP. his shoulder she said: “You kicked this grocer once before.’ “We ask, is this correct? Some think he kicked him twice be- hind. How about it?—Cornwal Bridge.” AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that we met a man named R. Kansas yesterday who comes from Indiana, <TR = A> BRIECBR MEE ~ That’s Two Ways of Looking at It! BUT I THOUGHT T WOULDN'T CLEA THE OUTSIDE Sc THose NoseY PEOPLE OPPOSITE COULD KATINKA 4 TUL TEACH THose “BUSY Bobies " fo MIND THEIR OWN Business a iy AMD KEEP THEIR Eves OUT OF {i OUR Rooms | THEY WATCH THis } PLACE LIKE A GANG OF 9 — Detectives! ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. L CAN Tete By HER \|(q tHoucHT SURE! 1 WASHED IT NOICE THAT SHE AIN'T You wW ON THE INSIDE, MUM GONNA SAY ANYTHING | || YOU WASHED SO'S WE COULD Look ABOUT A RAISE! OUT OF IT— \UPID may have a right to run Cc rampant through the affections of human beings, but has he— Arch Selwyn asks--has he a ‘right to kick holes in a theatrical production’? The story is this: Adele Rolland, the Hattie in ‘*Part- ners Again,” went to Rochester Tues- @ay and mayried Clarence Levy. The Selwyns say she did not notify them of her plan and, as a result, they made no preparations to fill the Hat- tie role Tuesday night. When Miss Rolland had not arrived at 8 o'clock. the understudy, Babe Born, was told to make-up. At curtain time no Miss Rolland had appeared, so Miss Born went on and played the role very creditably. The news of the marriage reached Arch Selwyn yesterday and maybe he wasn't mad, He tmmedi- ately assigned the role to Clara Moores, who handled it last night and will remain in it for two weeks. After that, she will join a “Circle” company and another girl—not Miss Rolland—will be Hattie “Miss Rolland has as role—that of Mrs. Lev Selwyn last night. “Let her keep it She can't be Hattle in this troupe any more.” PEMBERTON’S FIRST. Brock Pemberton will make his first production of the season Sept. 4 at the Booth Theatre. Tho play ts an adaptation of T'Aspetti,”” by Luigi Barzini and Ar- nabdo Fraccarol!, made by Thomas -|_ om “ Deen, Me tentative English title 1 Percy Bronson and Winnle;Aaldwialprette, has left Diurlecsce ee ous | 3 ter {OF the London rights to "Sue, i *|rehearsal and hopes to project it into \MAGINATIWE AS BAB ANY “Quello Che Non “The Unexpected." for the cast are Remy Carpen; Edwin Nicander und Dallas Welford. So far engaged AND THERE SHE WAS. duced a year ago by Sam r! * { \ } iy “ : : : | y 1. Harris, etree? p Tl Z. ‘ . A hi —— Mrs. Daniel McGuire, mother of Will- lam Anthony McGuire, made up her mind to be on hand when his latest comedy, “It's a Boy,” was launched in Atlanic City recently. But a few days before the opening date she be- came {ll in Chicago. Mr. McGuire was budly worried when the troupe reached Atlantic City and was about to call Chicago on the telephone when hig mother walked into the theatre, a Oh any sick," she sald, “but I'll ver fail to be yor cx Rover fail to be your mascot as long SO YOU'RE GOIN TO LEAVE. US, HUN BAB? GOIN’ To TAKE THE COUNT - WELL TILL GIVE You ABOUT THREE WEEKS BEFORE YOU'RE BACK A THE OLD GANG NEA, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAN - SAY. WHAT'RE NOU GOIN' To ‘TAKE ALL THOSE PRETTY SILK THINGS WITH YOU FOR? YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE To USE THEM WHAT You WANT To TAKE ARE APRONS, KNITTIN’ NEEDLES AN’ A BROOM= YOU KNOW YyouRB NOT GOIN' TO A COLLEGE PROM= YOU'RE GOIN’ To GET MARRIED BAGS VERY BUSY THESE DAYS = SHE WAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF AN ELOPEMENT ANID NOW WER DREAM Is ABOUT TO COME TRUE = SUTURDAY NIGHT] WHILE ALL THE WORLD SLEEPS, HER LOCGINVAR WILL wHisK HER AWAY INTO A LAND OF BLISS AND ELYsIAN aoe. Rone Ae LOVE WEST PREPARING ONE. BUT EVERYONE 1S NOT AS Roland West has a new comedy in LOVE WILL ENDURE FOREVER, WYNN TO CHICAGO. A. L. Erlanger has completed ar- rangements whereby Ed Wynn in “The Perfect Fool" will open at the Rueas Theatre, Chicago, on Aug. 27, 2d will appear under the direction of B.C, Whitney. bi AGAIN ;»—— Broadway theairicals in the near fu- ture, The cast tneludes Lois Bolton John Westley, John Arthur, Joseph Allen, Herbert Ashton, Lillian Dix, Mattle Edwards, William Vann and Frank Conlon. The play is as yet une named, HERE THE CYNICAL LITTLE TUBBY BRINGS HER DOWN TO EARTH TEMPORARILY —> $-)0 Anna Propp, o talented young But tt will ating a little child, “7 Now, ain't that rather funny? | 4 tiving. GOSSIP. seein een pore ene morn - oe ‘s being featured in y - 2 7 : : ‘i . pet primera Metcalf has returned from adie if retells Ae aa new musical | featured role in Be mney Gerard's Shu- fines manne Theatre, have been re- A PHOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT. Bore haa ha 1 elved by the management. There] If it i» just the same to Mme./ The gent .ch “Ww 0 : ‘There may be » London company of ce a fe ian penean for a ie has returned to the}may be a London company before| Rene Marguerite Pugnoud Beekman, M ee ie bee see out ie day Ses hy are bookkeepers like chick- “Abie's Irish Roses” soon, ar of 1922," Christmas, we'd rather she stopped writing love NS swbestly gathers hokey Alea ear as Oliver D. Batley ts spending a vaca-|tetters to ‘Dear Dudley," The puplio ear," the ausica! comedy hit at the|fion in the woods of Maine, ate Shar, ave to esraten tor ’ ' ‘ gots things wrong #0 easily. a a ce nee ~ eerorar