The evening world. Newspaper, August 9, 1922, Page 24

samanegmet ts ; ; By BIDE Among Mother's treasures, stored in an old trunk, Is a little knee pair of blue jeans, {They're cheap sort o' breeches, all busted an’ shrunk— For poor folks, not people of means, They're nothin’ to look at; they're faded an’ old, An’ stored in the attic above, But Mother an’ me wouldm't,trade ‘em for gold, They bring back some scenes that we love. How well | remember, ‘twas ‘long in July, That baby had growed like a weed, An’ both of us watchin’ him, Mother an’ I, Detided scme jeans was the need, The pockets sure fetched him; he couldi’t keep still, Oh my, but that youngster was proud, He cut up his didoes an’ prattled until He had us both laughin’ aloud It’s twenty-five years since we bought ‘em for him— Those little old breeches of blue, Yet thoughts of that day make my eves ert o' dim, But just {or a minute or two; We ain't got the youngster; we lost him, you see, That very same week in July, But: Ma’s got the jeans an’ old Mother an’ me Just keep ‘em to ’member him by. OBSERVATIONS. Mexico is facing @ rail tie-up. But Mexico ts always facing sometbing. Bobby Barrett's children, if he ever has any, probably Will be known as ebips off the old chopping-block. If the Vanderbilts continue to go fm for newspaper work we intend to get even by taking up millionairing. ‘Those horse thieves who stole a Yonkers undertaker's hearse teain, Probadly did it in the dead of night. Rumor says a tong war ts on in Pell Street and the Chinese intend to shoot each other up. Fine for the patrons of the rubber-neck wagons. No wonder Messrs. Hylan and Hearst went to the races in Saratoga. ‘They've been jockeying to land that Gubernatorial nomination for some time. The Yeason Kansas people live longer than those of other States is because they seldom get a chance to over-eat. ‘ But what if the lightning had @emolished the flagpoles on the Bilt- more? The management could have (hotel's name here, please). A drunk arrested in White Plains was fined one mandolin. Not enough! RX should have cost him at least a couple of ukuleles, BLACK BART'S GAL. (A thrilling story of the rugged, hon- ast West, written by a noted™ ex-hog Faiagr, now g literary genius.) Nell Nelson knew there was ith in the mine. She kuew, also, that Black Bart would do anything for gold. But she was vening! DUDLEY Good | Src eee TNE TTT (POEMS OF PREFERENCE. Morning World slipped up on us last night and popped us in the columo with a poem tu use his name as he feared some of the special World might get jealous and raise a row. then discovered we didn’t know his name. A young man who works for The Ho requested ua not writers in the other We promised we wouldn't and But here's his poem I've travelled south to Arkansas, I've travelled north to Maine, But every maid 1 ever met Gave me an awful pain But— There's still a chance that I might ask A girl to be my wife To share my humble Hartem flat And guide my wayward life Yet Though fortune whisper, “Quick— propose!” T doubt tf I would do tt, And for the simple reason that In three days I would rue tt. And yet— determined to get a hunk of that gold and pay off the mortgage on the widow's little home. “Old Peter Skinderfiint shall hever foreclose that mortgage,” she said to Maggie O'Brien, her trusted French mald. “You said something, Miss Nel- son,” replied Mile. Magele. The girl and ber maid took shovels and picks and started for the mine, It was on Wow Mountain, the highest peak of the Skootchle Range. As they entered Appendicitis Gulch a growl was heard. Nell turned quickly and saw a bear. Mile. Maggie, fearless girl that she wag, attacked the animal with her lip-ctick. After beating him over the head fifteen minutes the little French cutie began to fear the bear didn't want to be killed. Nel! approached her, holding up one hand. “He must be a tame bei sald. “Here, bearte; bearie!” The bear waggled {ts tall. All bears do not have tails; hence all cannot waggle. But this was an exceptional bear, minus noth- ing in the way of parts and ex- tras. ‘At that point a man appeared in the path “Howdy, gal!” he said to Nell. It was Black Bart. “IT fell in love with you, littlo gal, the minute I sot eyes onto you.” The bear sat down and began to laugh. “Has this bear any relatives?” asked Nell of Black Bart. “Sure!” he replied. “Don't you see the bearskin?” Nell unharnessed her smoks- wagon. (To Be Continued.) *" she here, AND NOW PERMIT US to state that a friend of ours asked a newcomer in New York if he'd ever seen Park Row and he replied: “No, but I’ve seen most of the other noted oarsmen in action.” About Plays and Players ENRY BARON, who hed “The! New London and come to the Hudson Rubicon” at the Hudson The 7 tre last season Produce five plays this season. Firat however, he will see “The Rubicon” installed tn the Olympic Theatre, Chi- | p, ago, on Aug. 27. Then he will im rehearsal “Mon Homme" is planning to c'My Theatre bere on Aug. 28 “THE EXCITERS.” n Brown's new plar The has been put in rehearsal 6 Selwyns, with Alan Dinehart Tallulah Bankhead in the leading Edgar Selwyn is directing. roles. | JOE’S CAR “t+ Man") ‘by Andre Picard, author of End.” “Mon Homme’ ran more @han a. year in Paris with Cora La- @arceerte in the leading role. Other| FE. Plays to be staged here by Mr. Baron are “‘Amants,”’ by Maurice Donnay; | Robert Housum, entitled ‘The Star ‘igpirit,” an American drama by 8.|Sapphire."’ It 1s a melodrama, but Yasper Null; ‘Le Passe,”’ by Georges | not of the mystery type, stra raat @ Porto-Riche, and “Come te Fo-|may seem. Mr. Mou ae gife,”’ an Italian play by G. Giasco, | land vewspaper GOETZ HAS ONE. Ray Goetz has acquired for im. mediate production a new play by Housum is a Cleve man COHAN’S NEXT HIT Maving successfully launched ‘FOOLS ERRANT” AUG. 21 latest. musical pla N 1 an 6 latest play, Kelly." at the Tremont Theatre ' presentnd at tien, . Cohan has returned to e F nm Aug. ot Rew York and has placed ‘So This le f Cyril Keight- taedon,’’ a new play by Arthur Good La ndra Ca Luell Robert umn wich, in rehearsal. [1 the cast ure Lily Cahill, Marie Carroll Winsiow, Marion Grey, Byeess, Donald Gallaher, DOwmay. John L. Shine and John “So This ls London’ will | +; open in Stamford on Aug. 24, play, Leah |" Edmund Lawrance | GOSSIP. Halperin te te foin the cast of [Georgia wearing whivks p of 1929 Mary Milburn has been engaged tor A poy! “Has A NIRTICK LOOKIN’ | Borer — 1 WONDER WHAT “THEY uy FOR A.“THING LIke THAT? S2XKA Thess — \Copr. 1922 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY PS-STHLooK! “Tere s “MAG KALE Snel eure AND THE OLD & Dopo’ SHE MARRIED MaraieD! 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