The evening world. Newspaper, August 8, 1922, Page 24

§ ee ene ae Poser ne ha: VC ae Theatrical News and Gossip _ TUESDAY, AUGUST 8, 1922 =) The Svening World Comics 7 / ood vening. By BIDE DUDLEY Touse the subway ev'ry day { pects ERENCE | Between 5 home and work POEMS OF PREF J I love its rumble and its sway Dingbat Jones of Mount Vernon is | love each bump and jerk applicant for the velvet The clatter oi its jitney stiles lined oyster-opener, He wants 16 narry so} icc and all he ask hide io eifoct Of Tit marry some nice girl and all he a ay} ; ; o kill mv [8 ber love, true love, Haye a dat how * si fans 0 giince at Dingbut’s poem sities ‘ J want a wife who'll sau to me Gosh din hully ge My dear. 1 love tee cream, tive weack tivhad the few june love bunanas, dear ‘ tnd think prune pie a dream And asl turn a sheet To mea new gown 18 4 jon, My Paper buch and does refuse I love it, ‘deed I do, To act nm manner sweet But all of them ain't got a chance Those breezes send it all awry With the lave 1 got for you.” And soon there on the floor were quite surprised. What could H's scattered and | hope to dic fe ants If 1m not mighty sore Ido not'ktow you Now, I'm a gentle skinny lad Nell Nelson said it. She wa sed to introductions when meet About a broomstick’s size Laid a bos f ‘: ing men, and ber manner wa when those breezes get me] inne of a lads mad T like you, gal! I'm worse chan porsoned pte Black Bart grinned He had a Tt.isn’t right: it isn't fair gold fort that made him. look «To discommode me so blacker and Rarter than ever Nell took 1 sucke Some day | mean to learn to Welly COUR ai TRISERY Seucker from her pocket wea “T intend to eat this candy THEN le: those breezes blow!| ghe naid. “Then 1 shall try to learn who robbed my father's ORSERVATIONS. mine. Si tonle neat Washington at:ba Black Bert handed her a tooth hall yesterday 16 to How w. 3]. ° eres it have ahi heme ‘For remembrance. he said Sedge ; Nell drew her eix-shooter Max Popper, real estate man, i Pie Be Continued) suing his wife for a separavion, Whe doesn't somebody say Popper is suin We Balk N ° erect The other night a party of young Prohibition in New York Sfate to} women. came to The Evening World how pronounced successful. Si0*/ ig gee the sights. We were intro this column is intended to create] duced. One said she was a real poet Mmerriment, go ahead and laugh and we dared her to write a rhyme Will Croak has been arrested i] for this column. She has done so Missouri on # murder charge. If he fg convicted he probably will A Real Pleasure. Mejor H. H_ Bain isn't dead, as re- The Review is glad the Major ts Castle ported last week te correct this error, a one of our best subsertbers ville (Kan) Revier BLACK BART'S GAL, ‘A thrilling story of love in the West Black Bart a desperado with notches on his gun He was a man with nerves of steel, but had shown nerve enough to marry “Some day the right gal will tome along,” he caid in the Hole- wa he never In-the-Wall Cafe on Christmas night Slouchy Martin bit his lips wae his reply Nell Nelson "Well, mebbe ‘The door opened stepped in. ‘She was blonde and beautiful, but she was not seek ing a husband. Her father owned & rich mine and she had come out West to get away from New York seciety for awhile. Nell was a sweet girl, but if necessary she could give a man a lot of back talk “Howdy, gal! Look I'd like to wdite you some verses On the wonderful topic of Tove, But “the wife and the kids” away put the skids poems right To such a8 mentioned. above Tre never read Street hooch wrecked, Mu hair isn't Dodbed and Ive never been robbed As all up-to-date But im spite of Writer, And T own times. Just hand me the laurels for poetry morals, Since Turgen’ or "Main No has my sweet nature persons expect my faults, Mr. l I'm far back of the no one need censor my rhymes. AR. A word of explanation! The young woman seemed much taken with our beauty and it became necessary to casually meption our little family up at Toughrent Villa. She said ebe once owned a monkey she loved deeply and added we reminded her very much of it.- Thus you will re- alize the danger we were in. AND NOW PERMIT US fo inform you that a Denver man attempted to get married Black Bart had spoken, It had with a hunting license recently been years since he had said and to suggest that it wasn't'so “Howdy, gal!” to a lady. There- | inappropriate after all, since he fore the loungers in the cafe was hunting trouble, eh, boys? About Plays HIS season's show at the Hippo- drome will be called “Better Times."’ The title was selected by Charles Dillingham, who believes it a happy one. R. H. Burnside is busy rehearsing the show and will have it ready within three or four weeks. Its cast will have more than 1,900 persons. “THE ENDLESS CHAIN.” A. L. Erlanger's first production of the new season will be ‘The Endless Chain,” by James Forbes, with Mar- Baret Lawrence in the leading role The first performance will be given mt the Lyceum Theatre, Rochester, on Aug. 31, The following week it will be seen at the Apollo, Atlantic City, and on Sept. 4 it will begin an @bgagement at the George M. Cohan Theatre, here. Besides Miss Law rence the cast will include Olive May, Martha Mayo, Lucille Sears, Kenneth MéKenna, Charles Hampden, Harry Btubbe and Charles Minturn “EAST OF SUEZ.” A. H. Woods to-day wed in re hearse! ‘Hast of Suez," by Somerset Maugham, open in New York op #ept. 11. a new play which will The and Players cast includes Florenc@ Eldridge, John Halliday, Geoffrey Kerr, Ronald Col- man, Howard Lang, Gypsy O'Brien Lucille Laverne and Nathaniel Sack GLOBE GETS CANDALS.” George White's ‘“‘Scandals'* will open at the Globe Theatre on Aug. 28, Mr, White says he has just spent $20,000 for a set of costumes made in Paris, Sounds enticing, eh? Dixie Hines, who puts pieces in the papers about “Kempy,” at the Belmont Theatre, has sent us a monkey wrench 48 @ souvenir of the 100th perfor- mance of said ‘‘Kempy."* We intend to keep it in the hope that when the show hits tts 200th performance Dixie will send us an auto on which to use the wrench GOSSIP. George Sidney has finished vaca- tioning and is rehearsing in ‘Wel- come Stranger.’ Albert Roccardi has been engaged by Moore and Megley for @ part in “Molly, Darling.’ George Rasley will be the tenor in the forthcoming edition of ‘The Greenwich Village Follies,"" The title of the new play in gwhich How ARE Yor!) JoE — How's YouR GAMt ? SHOOTING UNDER A HUNDRED I suPPose? NEXT ONE LIKE “To WALK To jeer MY GAME'S SOUR, SHRIWEL — THis ts MY Time BETWEEN MY LasT CAR An! — 1 dont WHY DoT You GET Or MINE 7 (T'LL LAsY OU A LIFETIME! TH' clus THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY vey! ister t TLL Caray “our CLUBS FoR A 4 HALE DOLLAR! % A y das : Cope. 188d (N.Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Lod t, Co. _ “weet rasten! Tie caceyv Your CLUBS FOR \ A Queeter! NO met A “ROLLS RUFE™ LINE wHY certainty! Y It BoY 4 DOZEN ~ pS] HAT DID IT SET J \You, SHRIVEL Pr] - — ee SHE STOOD ME « TWENTY FIVE’ “THOUSAND wid ALL THE EXTRAS !t— a ect Gosh, MAN! - Tcourp euy SEVENTY, Two FLIVVERS «WITH ANYTHIN' WENT WRONG ON ONE. .— JuS' HOP INTO A Copr. 1922 (N. Y, Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. LITTLE MARY MIX-UP QIN You ee FINE Bosna MN ste 16 Cope. 18R (HY. Brn. Waskd) By Pram Pub Cn KATINKA Dow! Yous RE MAKING WoRSER FACEs A cow went |} AND MADE ve AT BOBGE - So He MADE 7 FACES Rack | IT Don?t LiKe cows - T wish eee WASH? NA such ¢ TANG AS cows ( WHY, cows ARE VERY USEFUL Tou GET Yyoue MILK SHoes ? Ty (1 KNOW KATINKA IS, DYING To Go hy Hiv \Ar WITH HE TO SARATOGA, , BUT I S'Pose SHE'S AFRAI |) 17 WOULDN'T LOOK PROPER. a: ole SEE NO REASON WHY- We ARE PRACTICALLY i WEAR THE LITTLE BIRDIES SINGING NAW STHATS OLD DOC KUTT Josephine Drake will appear is now “Deliver the Goods. “Oh! Joy” will be given nightly at 8.30 with a Wednesday matinee, and midnight performances on Tucs and Thursdays Berta Donn has been added to the cast of, ‘Sue, Dear," at the Times Square Theatre, Miss Donn danced to the Little with Carl Randall in has just returned trom Europe, where she was a dancing sensation A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Somebody sent a laundress around | » Pin Wheel’ is spianing. YEP, IF ONE WANTS Th SNIFF THE OZONE OF REAL SOCIETY, GOUY, TD "SARATOGA" 1S THE SPOT THis MONTH!) yee 5 all 04) WELL ELOPE SATURDAY NIGHT FILING “Sonny,"’ and in the produ tubful, so she left Theatre, where “The|/ ‘7%! After look » LOVE To SEE Tue Races! FOOLISHMENT. 1 had an oltve, T grish T had @ bean, Tet ME THe TRUTH, FERDIE — Do You THINK IT Looks NICE For A GIRL To TAKE A TRIP UP THERE "UNCHAPERONED, WITH WHERE To AND SIPLOIN STEAK AND WHAT ANIMAL FURNISHES THEM 2? ( J MI meter TLL carey ‘Sour ( dives FoR THE | THaT DOUGH AN’ WHEN! Luke’s Playing “Try and Do It’! Supe Soa TAT Moo-00-00-00! Not So Good! THE HAN SHE'S ENGAGED. To ? DOKKY = WILL YOUR SUFFERING PATIENTS —~ IVE NEVER EVER BEEN SO THRILLE! HELLO! THAT You HARRY DEAR *) SAY, TLL ACCEPT YOUR INVITATION !! 5 KRAZY KRAK Y E one PEOPLE ARE sO DUMB. THEY THINK A CUCKOO- CLock ss A ||| Tite-Prece Jina LUNATIC “ASYLUM ip eae TILL TURN HIM | ‘OVER TO DOC |} KUTT ing the show over from the wings she| (f you don’t give me one of each, decided there weren't enough costumes Tl think you very mean, ction to give her one good PUT IT IN THE ACT. ry man who marries weds a at mise?’’ isfortune.” B.D. ~. OBLIGING, AT LEAST. CYCLIST, passing through A sleepy little village, stopped to ask a young man if he knew where a certain road led to. The youth did not know. and seemed very ill at ease. After riding for about three miles he stopped at an imn for some refresh- ment and presently he was surprise¢ to see the youth from the village come panting up, all covered with dust “Are you the gent wot axed where this road led to?"’ he gasped out ‘Yes,”’ said the cyclist ."" was the reply, “I asked ny brother, too, and he don't know either,"’—Londom Answers.