The evening world. Newspaper, July 25, 1922, Page 28

Gossip Theatrical Ne IIIA YY MIG IT YA SVT SI TI NIM AISI INIT ey: ws and bd ‘ ri | JOE’S CAR ae, ie fe pe | . ~ peeeryor won : ~ Good Evening! — . —— — E )? GOSH, THis 15 ONE Game wuece } Wuese ne We Rema Ip IN ACERO Ve nRe BBR TIN et PARLOR T By BIDé DUDLEY YONVE GOTTA BE IN EAP ead Pe \exctrt To wear | 1 MARTA COME INT BREAKFAST | WEY WEIGH A TON ——L pp SOO. Pia aMea on Baas TT | ce re ee NNBRaTAwRe ! | \ Sade VA WHEEL ele } ie ING. Oe % orate | The sun shines down on all the| (ses > j re ‘ moot land | POEMS OF PREFERENCE | i In fact, it shines to beat the band,} p, Link Mahoney, a Harlem poet, And I ain very sore has definite ideas as to the sort of “This heat,” | sav, “is killing me,]@ girl be would marry. He has de Oh, gosh all hemlock, hully gee! ]*¢rtbed ber tn a ray e, which we hereby offer a breathiess world 1 wish ‘twould shine no more : The girt 'd wed must be a peach, The clouds arrive and soon the A perfect little beaut) rain { girl who, when upon the beach Is soaking me with might and Will be a perfect cutie Wy main 1 perfect thirty-sir I'd have her be, Gosh, how | fuss! Likewise a gentle kind one, “Oh, Mr. Sun, please shine.” sav 1.) 7 surety tove a girt like she “Please dry me out betore I dic HT coute dele Had onc Ain't | a cuss? ‘ : 4 press a laugh, but found it abso - Observations. lutely Impossibic We'd like to go to Washington and “Har, har!” she said see Laddie Boy cat that birthday Lena rushed to the cash regis cake, but we fear he might take us} ter. Archibald followed hui, | for a bone. pleading love. It has heen discovered that Berlin's Lena drew her automatic Round Table Clique ruled Germany (To be continued.) before the war. The table may ha - 7 tet wen Sue? been round, but the heads were Get Him, Folks! ; DO wens vee, > Loe LeTERS? Tit Have vo. Be “oUR<ELE “Te GUIDENCE ? }} EVIDENCE ! Here WASNT square. Joseph W. Phillips, a young man ALK To "HS URS fam — >. RGU URL ERE We Ba A green tie was the clue which| 10 is weeking famo, hus handed us NEPHEW OF MINE \ ‘You CANT BUST AN ) Neevs 6 Your ‘ ! brought about the arrest of an east]. phime, He says that if we will BEFORE HE GETS IN ENGAGEMENT LIKE . c Home wireress’ side man on a hold-up charge. We ‘i TTHAY —- SHE CAN 6UE print it he will be a hot dog in ai Love LETTERS ' “SOHN botetonsl ollie) ee Wou FoR BREACH OF always thoucht there was luck (2! neipnporhood. “People will point me “Th’ Wearin’ of th’ Green out,” says he. “They will actually LAUGHING LENA. | tier protabiy wili, but tn print npatra had ono heart, but the ing the rhyme we want it definitely of to-day Wm very aweet.—Tat Ceheimer.) understood that we are not to be The Hoskins grocery was not |blamed if they catch him. Look @ meeting place for the fashion Hey, diddte, didate, able. but it was very clean. Each Tru solving this riddte a morning Pudge Hoskins, son of I'm such an ambitious young lad, the proprietor, swept out. ‘There How many veal flips fore the society ladies did not | O/ an elephant’s hips hesitate to sit on the floor when Would make a geranium mad? Laughing Lena volunteered to a | tell a bedtime story The Rooms That Weren't. re But Lena had reckoned with- We went to a hotel at Sound Beach out Archibald. Sunday, seekt lace t dc = — peered | Burning up with love for her. Bee rr ere auney, cor eome On | fake = sacra Aer. I erp You a Posed» Sv INE ; land family for the month of August. A 3 y QT To Gorswihhine » WHY® You ve GOT he decided he would not stand | ng woman was behind the desk : | Kot Miciae mes ee | Your CLoTHEs or? So T 60K for this new turn dn affairs. pe ff a \ LoOoKuT — YN THAT WATERING \ : The rate,” she sald, “is $85 a week [teh Buh tTRoucH ¢ = MAY Cc = “Tam incensed,” he said Tuy eee / Roue 7 ‘ ny 5 LOTHES for adults, and half that sum for \ és al y ‘ Now. WUT It was indeed a dramatic’ mo- sf a SWIMMIN | femme one 2 : : OFF FIRST ‘ i children. | . ce S TILLY SAID sHe tment, And yet there was a note | wtrave you two rooms with a bath |~ } | Vn 3 Re l 7 WAS GONNA: of peoerers in the mnoie affair, | etween?” | —( pete ) \ Push ME IN ~ ‘Sonny! Ob. Sonny! “Oh, yes; we have such suites A womants voice was calling, here.” i so persistent? . per Abe could) De ep pera stans | Of course that rate includes food?” Lena looked out a window, She |g our, —- was amazed. No amazement she nye “Could you reserve me two rooms and a bath?” “No,” she said. “The rooms are all booked up until October.” had ever experienced was half so great. A woman in rags stood in the street Mud was on her | | as ; We came back home and ate a Poor lady)” “was Lena's only | iece of watermelon with @ spoon Scroment Our wife sald we should have used A doz bounded through the oor. Grocer Hoskins wa8 star- |* fT ope 108 (0. Eon Way Pree tled. His teeth fell out. The dog grabbed the teeth and, |AND NOW PERMIT US} KATINKA taking them to the back yard, to inform you that the average B - = ~ buried them paperhanger is honest, even EE, IVE BEEN TRYING To = td WIN ONE OF THESE GAMES Just Four Hore CARDS Hotchkiss tried to sup- though he is a stick-up man ee = er FoR FIVE HouRS AND AT To MATCH, AN’ THIS WILL LAST \T LOOKS UKE MY Be THE First GAME PATIENCE HAS BEEN OF SOLITAIRE 1 ris Sovie PeoPLe HAVE NO FEELIN’ EVER Won! fh : ae FoR A Feicee Satya UTH HAY- Fever? } | PEOPLE —~ | ARE so H. WOODS has placed in re-] go to Long Beach on a hot Saturday ew Duns A. Nearwal a new farce called afternoon,” came the reply. , 4 ; 4 : - y iM Sn THEN, ‘Lonely Wives,” adapted from Gossip. J d - 2 4 t / the German by Walter De Leon and 3 Mark Swan. The featured player in the cast is Charles Ruggles. Others are Wanda Lyon, Ruth Terry, Edna Hibbard, Marion Ballou, Dadley Haw- ley, Spencer Charters, Eleanor Will- fams and Mary Robinson. Incident- ally, Mr. Woods has again changed the title of his new play for Pauline Frederick. Now he calls it ‘The Guilty One.” JUST A MISTAKE, George Sammis turned the corner of 48th Street and 7th Avenue yes Helen Barnes will tour the Far East with the Frawley Players Just 196,670 people had seen ‘Part ners Again’ up to last night he Good Will Delegation of the American Committee for Devastated France will have a theatre party at “Captain Applejack"’ to-night Della Vanna of the new ‘Greenwich Village Follies," won a beautiful foot contest recently and was given a dozen pairs of shoes. Lenore Uiric will reach her 275th performance in ‘Kiki’ to-night at the Belasco Theatre. Cone, 1928 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Prose Pu. Co, ‘BEAUTIFUL BAB THInk CRoss Eves terday and met Doc Weaver. weay Julian Eltinge's new starring vehicle Where ure you bound for, Harry?" will be HANK GOODNESS, T Ug P[ GEE, Now THAT T HAVE IT TM NOTAS | [Thank GoooNeSs -NONE OF THE GIRLS ARE T-TUL WIRE CHARLIE REEVES \ B TO COME DOWN AND I'LL LET THE GIRI asked George of Harry Seamon saad oF oan BEAT THE GIRLS=NOW SATISFIED AS I THOUGHT I'D BE=GUESS IN SIGHT = THAT WILL GIVE ME TIME TO | [WAVE HIM FOR Ae DAY FREE OF cAanee. It made the four men laugh] Three clare and I CAN AT LAST GET \T'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T TREAT THE GIRLS iff George admitted he thought the paleo sar HABIT EXACTLY RIGHT 7] | THINK UP A NEW WAY To SQUARE newcomer was Al Sanders r However, no further mention was made of it. MISS STARR STARTS. David Belasco launched Frances Starr in “Shore Leave," by Hubert Osborne, at the Main Street Theatre Asbiry Park, last nght. This at traction will come to the Lyceum Theatre on Aug. 8. MORE TRAVESTIES. ‘Two new dance travesties, similar im cenception to the take-off on “Lilies of the Field," shown in th original production of “The Pn Wheel,” will be added to the new Program when this revue opens Mun day at the Little Theatre. “The Pro hibition Blues" is one and the othe is “Wild Men.” Both will be dance: nee at the imes Square Theatre to-morrow ight, Loney Haskell has a surprise p his sleeve. Louise nody of “Good Morning, dear received a circular in her tail yesterday which read: ‘We uarantee our permanent waves to vake you look beautiful even at a idnight fire." Violet Carlson, wh audeville for five rs, entered the ast of ‘Spice of 1 at the Winter arden last night as a singer of senti ental and hu vorous songs. has been in A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY tan always Ikes to have a mpath ze with him if she is FOOLISHMENT MYSELF WITH THEM to classical music ncetiv young girl numed Marie « 3 R a high apple trec (ee his old gray mule hooked up into]ing the mule the whip, he was on his|amd stared until Mrs. Hub at last MORE IMPORTANT SUBJECT, 3 MAYBE HE'S RIGHT. 7 down she said: “Oh ’ e high. As he p; da field whe way asked them why they didn't get out] “1 had a,long talk with Cousin : Bobby Newman, the press agent " ‘ h D: G St ay T e e f the buggy. Jurd Lopp in town to-day,"’ related oT aon know | r Pa nalahhons wars cloieKi: The boys went to the house and Bs q .opp y was rushing to get a Long Beac ie agel lag dat ’ e ay Ss 06 orles SEDI OF Be SPIENEOIN ete DlOURIDR |) Ne eee Nee eee panareone [lc uruet aia ecu tecieesl acmfortanie Geet doh on ce h noeaaae nce train Saturday when a man poke ard iuek 1 Coming to men] SO orn they tried to stop him nf nd ran two good horses | here ade.” said Mra. Hub,| ‘How did he say his folks was?" him in the ribs with his elbow, Bol —- i z 7 «| “Oh, Hub! Stop and tell us a) nto a sweat getting over to Hub's]"s. an visit as I finish my] !nquired Mrs, Johnson, ; TIT THE CHEERFUL FALSIFIER ocality had learned to know “Hub’ ‘Oh, Dp a U8 a Hie etting ya i Cee aaa ill nee hctanen ; Wie yer mad ed IN THE ACT ae intinn rae va hen en ecula laa Gasol et . Hub replied: “Can't boys. The ota) 4S. ws they drove into the yard] wash; and by the time you men get] "I plumb forgot to ask him. You +g “Hey.” he said, “why not be ul “They say they're going to broad- ACK. In a habitual liar, ey found Mrs. Hub on the business} your team away Hub should be back | see, he was telling me all about a gentleman?” cast the fight returns over the radio.” read @ good story in the bot-} Hub came driving down the country |lady just fell and broke her leg, and|,.nq of a washboard. No one seemed] He just went over to town for u jug} sick dog he's got.""~Kansas City ’ “A man can't be a gentleman and “Gwan, that's all talk!" tum of a glass everybody in the'yoad one day doing Lis best to getll am going for a doctor.” And, giv-lavie to say a word, but just stood|o’ licker.""—Judge. Star, { ' t i r . ae r ~ ape