The evening world. Newspaper, July 21, 1922, Page 18

i | ! _ Theatrical News and Gossip _ By BIDE Miss Mary Landon Baker, As sure as you are born, Is sayin’ she'll be married On some September morn The news is so exciting It’s causing quite a buzz Yep, Mary says she'll wed him; We're praying that she does. Miss Mary Landon Baker, With us you're sure in Dutch; Our nerves are getting jumpy, You've fooled us all so much; Your Allison is waiting— Oh, Mary, please be kind; Go through with it, sweet woman, And ease the public mind. Observations. That police bathrobe ordér for the beaches covers a multitude of shins They say Secretary Denby, who éropped 4,000 feet in a Chinese aero- plane, has a penchant for flying. Bet he has a rabbit's foot too. Mrs, Hammerstein insists Oler asked for her hand. If he did, he'll probably marry her. He's not merely & xood fellow—he's a prince. A Boston man has Invented a ma- chine said to be able to nail a ie when it is told. Ob, girls; what if they should equip the registration hooths with ‘em? Caught in a rainstorm the other fay, Secretary Hughes ran several tocks in Washington in record tims. He didn't break any records, how- ever, when he ran for President LAUGHING LENA. (Oh, tove divine, you're very. fini Pinhiveasne) Lena handed Archibald a pow- er puff. “Your nose is shiny,” she sald. Lady Hotchkiss thought this remark absolutely uncalled for. Why should Lena call attention to Archibald’s nose? The ques- tion worrled her not a little, but rhe did not lose her poise. In- stead she stepped to the pickle barrel and chuckled. The society ladies, gathered about the cash register, understood her attitude, Archibald flushed, He was a leader of society, but never had owned a powder puff. However, he fhaintained his composure and bowed. “Ma cherie!” he said. Grocer Hoskins came of French stock, but he did not understand the language. “I wish you would speak in Wallan,” he said, as he stenned forward, politely. Then he added, to Wena: “Well, young wowan, who kicked me?” . There was an ominous silence. Archibald took a pin and let it drop. No one failed to hear the clatter it made. This seemed to the young man the only logical thing to do. Lene scoffed Hoskins handed her a 5-cent loaf of bread. “For remembrance,” he sald, Good Evening! About Plays and Players DUDLEY nea een UENCE [Poms OF PREFERENCE J J. J. M. of Poughkeepsie writes to submit a rhyme about the irl he'd like to marry. Any young woman who wishes to take a chance may send in her name and we'll forward it to him. But jnst note what he ex- pecte: The girl 1 want need not have beanty. I don't mind chewing gum. he doesn't have to be a cutie. I won't care if she's dumb. She needn't think that I'm a wonder. I'l never have regrets If any girl at atl, by thunder, Will wed and pay my dedte. Lady Hotchkiss was amazed. She knew there was no remem- brance in bread. Had she not eaten bread and was she not an aristocrat? A gust of wind came through the door. The society ladies shuddered, Lena, however, was pleased. The wind parted Grocer Hos- kins's whiskers. Tt was seen he had a dimple in his chin. All became merry immediately. (To be continued.) THEM SHOWERS. Your rosy cheeks begin to run, Your marcel ware becomes undone. Ain't you got fun? Mimi. No, We Don’t Mind. [I saw one of the Brooklyn fire engines,” writes a reader, “stuck fn a mud hole the other day. I wonder if you would mind my saying that apparently the Greater New York Fire Department can be mired as well aw admired.” Lively Pinkleville. ‘The Pinkleville correspondent of the Wellsville Optic bas this news to offer this week: Nothing new except a baby up at Stubbses. Two dogs had a fight Monday. Ye scribe is suffering with toothache and could scare up a Ittle rheumatiz if necessary. Grandma Millsap is again off the sick list and bids fair to sprightly up considerable. If several happenings happen as per schedule, news will be thicker next week. Lucy Dines Out. Lucy, a little Harlem girl, was din- ing out with her mother. “Lucy,” said the hostess, will you have cream, banana, chocolate or caramel cak “T fink,” sald Lacy, after a moment of thought, “I'll take some apple pie.” AND NOW PERMIT US To call your attention to the fact that two women who fought with umbrellas in Philadelphia yesterday rained blows on each other. | FRI a a , JULY 21, 1922 The Evening World Comics JOE’S CAR ie afi + G BYE Dovey 1 GOTTA BEAT tT ED SAID HE'D DRIVE ME IN “TOWN AN' UM “TEN MINUTES LATE Ktow ! \nctntnreinnaiinnantinnestena <n 9) —e . APA Nie A MAN'S A Foot “T SUPPORT A CAR WHEN HIS FRIENDS ALL HAVE '€m — LESS WEAR AN! “TEAR ON Ti’ walter! See (© You CAN START Cope, 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY = —— dust Down To TH’ CLUB FoR A LIL write Deaal Cope. 1922 (N.Y. Eve. 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MY MissuS WANTS To GET OUR PARLOR PAINTED RED To MATCI4 THE MAHOGANY FURNITURE WE'RE GETTING, AND SHE'LL PAY $50 FoR THE JOB. DO You WANT To DO 17, FERDIE ? ) 2 3 ANTED, PUT THE RUG || tiety" soe HADA b “FIFTY” YouR MADAM DOWN AN’ STRAIGHTEN || Saip SHE'D PAY To OUT THE CHAIRS. TLL f HAVE THAT PARLOR Go GET ee PAINTED RED ? Cope, 1982 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Pree PB Co, THATS THe "GOLD" Roo — THis 1S THE PARLOR $ N announcement from the omces | cationing in Provincetown, Cape Cod, of the Affiliated Theatres Cor-|A note from him says Land the wife are here resting up and Lew Fields have decided to join] after a year of most strenuous labor. poration states that Joe Weber!“ hands again and star in a § Vaudeville Unit next season, Orig-|dinner and it bit me three times inally Mr, Fields was to head the vert) To-day we ordered anappy cheese for | There are a lot of artints up here who Unit company alone, but Mr. Weber | paint everything from cowsheds to was induced to hook up with his old|their faces® Just YOU DIDN'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD GET AWAY MY- T FREL sc) FROM ME AFTER L PA\D OUT GOOD \T WOULD BE SHEER SUICIDE TO GO saw two janes = ; partner again and that changed|wearing shredded wheat bathing SANS Ee Wi won A orrus MONIEY FOR YOUR COMPANY ~DiD You ?| AYN MERR A) as CANYBODY THAT OLIVER things, A new book {6 being written |pxirts and earrings, ‘The wifo is 7 NS UP HERE MJ - (ae CANOEING || CRABBED for them and ft 1s predicted that bY thinking of taking me away from a A WITHA DERBY wat |] TW September 15 Lew will be choking |jcre, Don't send me $11, aa i would TANS ISSO 4:5 ON OUEHT TO cat] | Ne ARTY Joe just as viciously as in the old|tuy halt the town and 1 wouldn't WUMILIATING ». —~= SOAKED AGAIN = days. know where to park it,” homer Pi CES THINGS ARB. VAUDEVILL® FOR DALY. “WHISPERING WIRES” SOON , KG 4) GETTING Amold Duly is koing back intol ane afennry, Shubert have arranged : ©) prerry vaudeville, using “The Farewell Sup-| 1, yauch “Whispering Wires,"" a new per.’ Galina Kopernak, a young]. S ee HOT FOR. mystery play, In Long Branch, July Russlan actress, ‘vill appear with Mr.} 51) with Asbury Park to follow on BAB AND Daly. Aug. 3 \T LOOKS The play wili come to New | York after one week out MICHIO NOT IMPRESSED. | Michio Itow of “Pin Wheel Revue" IT WASN’T TRUE fame has a sense of humor Lanenatil, a cuaea tae two ago a young dancer performed for| Friar, stood in the lobby of the Mon- him and was very amateuris! \astery yesterday and rubbed hits head. You know,” said a woman friend| ‘Hello!’ he yelled to John Pollock. of the girl later, “Nellie is wedded to] Jack Mason came running from the Aday or; pr. J, MONEY WILL FAIL. her art.” dining room i for “The Ginger Box Revue.” | sta eh! “By 90n- | Gri > Bronxville : col- | pre! “See what’: “Maybe,” replied Michio, “but the “This looks fic he said, engage a he Ginger Box Revue.’ starring veh By Right of Con-|Gramatan Apartments, Bronxville, He ‘ope, composed of thirty col i . ¢ what's happened to me. 1 ae Gaaloniy ¢ ther ato foe George White lias signed up Jack which A. 11, Woods has in re-| hae challenged Bobb: the|ored musicians, will go into vaudeville] ner I'll cat you, dear egg, I don't think." Genoese phe ‘exhibited here are sul-| ind be had mistaken Charile Miller [eee eee Pant in the new 5 comedian, to a round Monday at the Franklin Theatre. I’. na ini ficient grounds for a legal separa-| ¢, : Manmg Seiler | “‘Beandals Hi Quaid managing Proctor’s| °Clitfond Brooke, stage Eugene Mikell is the new leader FOOLISHMENT tion.” } GH YU Famed) the muna The Nortdeestiinted “Abies Irish} Mount Vernon Theatre for a while and] gone Los Angeles, where a Tiew was au young lady aaned PUT IT IN THE ACT. a = Row es ity map Hic, all went out} the town as all excited uce “Mike Angelo’ for TUOUGHT RORMTOFGAY Mink, in as stick of candy is like a horse,"' yesterday and had their hair a Prank H. Grey, composer of "Sue, with Leo Carillo in a ‘ . uWhy le * § Py ho opped o 0 a the sink, ” ALLEN WRITES. Gossip. Charles Dalton will have an impor-| Dear,” at the ‘Times Square Theatre, |stellar vole J. J. Rosenthal says ye saw a sign| 0 dropped a fried eng in the sink The more you lick it the faste + Don Allen, the film scribe, is va- Phe Clef Club Orchestra has beom tant role in Pauline Prederick's new] is the champion’ golf player of the! The band, formerfy ted by the latelin Chicago recently reading: “Pants! “Oh goudness,” said sne, goose.” wd ,