The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1922, Page 24

| } ‘ : atric al News and Gossip By BIDE gone past Since Thomas A. Edison found A phonograph he had invented at last, Success all his crowned, efforts had But there was a talking machine before that, This ».siement no husband wili doubt, It started to talk through its cute little hat When Adam's famed spare rib came out. AS TO THE AIR FLIVVER! If Henry Ford carries out his threat to make and sell aeroplanes for $75 each they'll never fly very high. The price will keep them with- |” in the reach of all. OBSERVATIONS. A Negro peeper has been jailed in Brooklyn. He is still peeping, but this time it is out. A Newark girl has eloped with a football star. Unless he carries heavy accident insurance, it might be well for her dad to let 'em alone Lew Tendler says he has his eye on Benny Leonard's weak spots. Ii admirers hope that, if any of these spots are in Benny's fists, Lew's eyes will ignore them. Great Britain is to send several men here to discuss debts, If they have any practical suggestions to make we'd Ike to,see admission to the hall free. LAUGHING LENA. (A. detective story such could Hever write.) Lena, now thoroughly aroused to the gravity of the situation, scowled at Lady Hotchkiss. The others in the grocery store feared something was about to happen. But their foar was with- out foundation for Lena merely “poofed” the titled visitor and turned her back, stepping lightly to the pickle barrel. “I wonder!” said Grocer Hos- kins. Archibald took a cracker out of a box. As he munched it his eye-lids quivered with love for the fair girl standing at the pickle barrel and gazing stead- fastly into the brine. “Shucks!” he finally § mur- mured. “This cannot continue.” “And why not?” asked Lady as Conan Doyle Hotchkiss, She did not fancy fuch talk at such a critical period. Archibald was well-bred. He did not say “Piffle’ or make faces. Instead, he turned on his heel and took three steps, ending at the prune box. “Bam!” It was a noise. Something had happened ‘> the cellar. Grocer Hoskins was startled. He did not wish anything to hap- d Evening! TUESDAY, T __The Evening World Comics DUDLEY [6 BEGIN “THINKING ANOTHER Car ? > aa 2 pay JOE, WHEN ARE You GoING ABOUT { 1 Saw MRS. SHR SHE WAS SAYING _— a) POEMS OF PREFERENCE | You A young woman, who signs herself Hunter Dimi, has written us a poem about her ideal man. She says she doesn't want the velvet-lined oyster opener—that she is merely blowing off steam in poetizing. Her rhyme follows: 4 Since I've studied physiology, I know just what my man must be, His arms ‘round me must have great strength, His height need be no special length, His respiration must be good, His heart not stone, his head not wood, Clear cyes hel have, his lips quite firm, And I'm his for a life-long term, Of course, the man must have some dough, AND Ife For I can't live on air, you knew, pen in the cellar. Honestly he didn't But he did not know the worst. Down in the cellar his wife, hiding behind a barrel of pota- foes, crawled on hey stomach to the stairs Wow!” She had called Lena began to laugh There is someone in the cel- ur,” she said Hatchkiss grabbed a handful of gum drops. I'll save this candy,” she sald. It seemed so ineMctent BLAS -BLA- — CHATTER - —BLA-GaB- Lady (To Be Continued.) By Way of Diversion. Recollect him, don't you, when the fellers used to # plump boy when the Mister, im—that whose back ‘ud blister sun beat down on him? ‘Member how some feller bolder than the rest ‘ud softly slip up behind and slap his shoulder, as he fixed to take a dip? Recollect the way he holler- ed ‘bout the smartin’ of his back an’ the threatenin’ that follered for the boy who gave the whack? ‘Mem- ber then, when all was quiet, while he'd swim an’ dive an’ play, how some other boy ud’ try it an’ then make his getaway? ‘Member when the gang was dressin’ how that boy ud watch each one? Recollect you kept him guessin’, slappin’’ at him just for fun? Now and then his fist ‘ud get you, but you laughed, of course you did. Those were happy times, you bet you, "less you wus the sunburned kid, LITTLE MARY HERE MARY, AT S | Time MILK — “RUN OuT AND GET THE Cow AND CARRY THIS UMBRELLA. IT'S ARAINING ARD- man YY, Ere. Werkd) Oy Pras Pu Co KATINKA TREAD 1N “TOWN TRASH” THAT KATINKA'S MADAM IS LEAVING: For THe MOUNTAINS ‘To-DAY. TILL PHONE THE OLD GIRL AN’ FIX UP A LI'L PARTY FOR TONIGHT ! McGraw Needs This Man. Julius Hohl thinks he deserves a belt of some kind. Last week he caught 2,300 watermelons thrown in- to box cars and didn't drop one,— Winston (Ga.) Advertiser. And Now Permit Us. To call your attention to the fact that John Ostermooy, a hay dealer arrested on a larceny charge at Wellsville, was bailed out. About Plays iii is possible that the members of; the Moscow Art Theatre may be seen in New York in repertoire this fall, Nikolai Ruminantseff, business manager of the company, who has been in this city a month, will depart Saturday for home, taking with him a proposition made by Morris Gest covering a trip to this country by the troupe. If the visit is made the acting company will in- clude Constantin Stanislavsky and Vladimir — Nemirovitch-Dantchenko, al! of which sounds important. Daily siirce he arrived here, Mr, Rumiant- weft has been in conference with Mr. { and Nikita Balieff of the| ye-Souris, and numerous cables have been sent to the company in| Moscow. Db.deed, Mr. Gest assures us his cable dill in this connection Will be $2,500. If the company comes here its plays will be presented in the Russian language. fe GETS REPUBLIC SUNDAYS. In taking over the Republic The- atre, Oliver D. Bailey made an ar- rangement with Max Saxe whereby the latter will have high-class vaude- ville concerts in the house every Sun- day for eighteen months, beginning in September. Mr. Batley moved his offices to the Republic yesterday. He brought along the production of “Abie's Irish Rose.’ CANADA HEARS US. ‘Alan Edwards, musical comedian Juvenile, telephoned us this morning. “3 was in Mont: a couple of owaeke op ea ogo,” be ay] 3, “nnd heard see Ms o@ and Players you over the radio phone. When I recognized your voice I put on the loud speaker and fifty others listened. ‘They all stayed in the room until you finished.” Mr. Edwards said he heard Olga « and Bradford Kirkbride of ‘Sue, Dear,” sing that same night, and it was just as clear as though they were in the room with him. Wouldn't it be fine if one could throw his thirst, as well as his voice, 4nto Canada? 22 T WONDER IF THE GIRLS WILL FIND, OLIVER'S ATTENTIONS WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR, BAB?,— CAN THIS BE TRUE? We'vo always believed in the ver- acity of Crosby Gaige, of Selwyn and Company, but, well we're wavering. Crosby swears that Saturday after- noon, while Barney Bernard, as Abe Potash, in ‘Partners Again,” at the Selwyn Theatre, was tooting the horn of the auto they use in the show, a driverless car came down West 43d Street and stopped at the stage door of the theaf “It had hi the stage,” swering it. that?’ We'd hate to say, rd the call of the car on said he, ‘and was an- What do you think of IT'S “THE GINGER BOX.” Mae West, singing comedienne, has been engaged for the new revue to be staged at the Greenwich Village Theatre Aug. 1. This musical piece, | Aw GEE WHIZZ ~“Tere RECOVERED FROM “Th' sHoeR OF SELLING “Ti LAST ONE, \ Abou Taree THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY WELL, MISS RIPPLE HAS HIM FOR AN OUR OF TENNIS = FIND OUT HOW HE'S ¢ GETTING ALONG 7Yoy NEVER SEE Go AGAIN! GOSH ~ 1 AIN'T IN MOTOR CAR YoU START IN ON ME TH’ NEXT ONE 7) © soltH’ wire ! DANGONIT— SHE GETS MEFON “TH' PHONE AN’ Almost Dawes Mey CUCKOO WITH HER GAB? umm Copr. 1988:0N. Y. 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SHE WOULDN'T CHANGE HER HIND AT THIS LaTe HOUR! You'Re TALKING lt sn sere Phen hc eal OW SURE THREE STRIKES AND You'RE OUT IN) DEAR AS A SPORTS- MAN OLIVER \S EVIDENTLY LACKING - THIS DOES NOT BOTHER BAB THOUGH , AS SHE WAS THE GIRLS’ MONEY AND {S JUST WAITING) FOR HER CHANC! TO LEAVE. CAMP AND GEY THAT RIDING HABIT. -ONE STRIKE AND )/ YOU'RE OUT !! by the way, will be called ‘The Gin- ger Box.” It will have two acts and twenty scenes, clerk. “It will make you look as fetching as the model.”’ “Let me see your caps, please,” said Mr, Hackett, quietly,’ yet with great firmness. NOT FOR RAYMOND! Raymond Hackett, appearing in “That Day,’ in Atlantic City, went to a Boardwalk store for a straw hat. The clerk showed him one displayed on a wax model of a man. “This is the hat for you," sald the \ Gossip. Guy Robertson, tenor gaged for “Daffy Dill, Another colored show, “The Moon- » has been en shine,” opened last night at the|Sunday. Harry Hooper knocked the] Josephine Drake, accompanied by] ‘Six Cylinder Love” last night as|chickens on a ship are kept in the Lafayette ball into her lap. one parrot and two love birds, will] Sam H. Harris's guests. hatchway. It must be the hot The 850th performance of ‘The Julius Karty of the Shubert office] arrive from Chigago to-day. — weather Music Box Revue’ will be given to-| forees is the daddy of a fine baby boy Franklyn Ardell has been engaged PUT IT IN THE ACT. — night who looks like his mother, for a comedy role in the forthcoming] ‘What do you know about the Pa FOOLISHMENT. There will be no more Wednesday| Philip Dunning has been engaged] edition of George White's "Scandals.’’| cific Ocean?" i aian fncu Uastiata ahaa 2 eenal matinecs of “Partners Again’? this] by the Messry. Shubert for a role in] Michio Itow will offer a revised] “Nothing. The subject's too deep Fel a . ‘ month Barney and Alex want to] Whispering Wires.”’ edition of his ‘Pinwheel Revue" on|for me." Could make the strongest of homes rest Arman Kaliz is writing a sketch] Broadway beginning July 81. ae brew, Peggy Kurton of “Good Morning, [called ‘A Kiss for Alice,” which he Dearie,"* saw her first baseball game ill put in “Spice of 1923," The members of the Aviation Divi sion of the Police Department saw | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Twould stew alt sorts of John Hendricks writes us to ask if 9 men, But Ben—it never could Bt jem ino