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MONDAY, JULY 10, 1922, DOES 4, Sith ver Marry» |[ UTOPIA |The Day of Rests rmx nae Her Summer Beaue Near City Where Tax / sn > THANKYOU EVER Rate and Aldermen =. _ So MUCH T You PEW voRK int, SALLY’ S SUMMER ievoumaccunae [amount 19 Nothing. THE COUNTRY I, TYPES YOU KNOW , RANTS A New Love Serial | AMONG THE MANY a Neal ® OMe 1 IMMER VACATION. By Caroline Crawford. MEN SHE MEETS. nti Press Publishing Gompany. All the Improvements Genius Can (New York Evening World), book lay beside her on the chair aw much alike as peas In tho samo Provide, Including Bullet-Proof Mahing Company next to hers. The candy was from pod, They do their hatr alike, wear Checks in One-Arm Lunches. TERS decided to Lill Brown and the book from a girl their skirts the same length, their RCELA. te @tealaatte Habe more than a two weeks’ friend but Sally wis looking at the hats at the same angle and when they 10) A is a | tion. She decided to take a young man who sat opposite her in talk . one thousand mites and five- fole month. Two weeks were to be the parlor car “LT don’t agree with you at all, cent carfare from municipal q iia coMiGA'e ekpenw atid hecolher It did seem rather a coincidence that snapped Sally, Bienes ee een aes nolses and annoyances, It is on main Sn eee e other 4 young man, and a very handsome and biting her lips to keep 5, i b weeku were to te at her own ex- ons too, should have the seat on the anguish. “OL course, New York girs 0® of Poppy, Hasheesh and Hypo- Agi nse. As she leaned bag in the opposite side of the train. It was a try to be stylish, and when one fol- dermic Railroad. One minute walk to prior car for a whole day's trip on wonder some nice old lady with lows a certain line of style or fashion seashore; half mile to mountains and 6 raflroad she felt like a princess, a goodly supply of knitting or Sunday one does wear one’s hair @ certain jakes, Stone's throw from service-at- Queen surveying the world which School papers wasn't sitting there, way, measure one’s skirts by the cost paige. Eight milla per da W # hers to conwuer. but no, there was a great strapping er of an inch and put One’ nat eee ee aa ee oxelaed ay, “L suppose moth?r thinks I'm a bit young man of at least six feet two a certain angle, but as to ma- MY TO vomperature, golf ro e{ travagant, taking two wee®s on my with glo blond hair, blue eyes and terials and color schemes, I think the | 14 1) reality het att sont om hook,” she thought as the train a faint suspicion of a mustache New York girt quite cutdoes heraclt And Mortality age—between seventy sjteded merrily on through green Sally always admired blond men. in being individual. As to talking [7) ecveniy iwa | in clher worde P atures and burbed-wire fences, with She even tked chem when their hair qlike—she held up her hand and then OPM 8 Bevin nll parce ae now and then a sky-blue stream and was almost auburn and a few freckles waved aside the whole matter. fill Tal Tt Sls it, yt B ituresque cattle wading in its eur- appeared about the temples, nose and — “Well, now, let's go for the New CRIT Colpuns. tt gull fall for wha pt. “But I don't cure what mother neck York young man," laughed the blond. 40" J ngr rath A Lael hen some anybody else thinks,’ she con- The young man also had an uneut “What do you think of him? eed aiatane ne sieve Gs a ded. I just want to be ir book beside him, but he too seemed “Are you a New York man?” ine 4 Hench me as Ha n end of! ye nothing to do—and who knows reluctant to re As they passed the — “Yes,’" 10 rainbow a potless. Town. i Utopia is village with all the mod- 4 eet some awful co towns he way © Albany each Sally's eyes Kled as she said ybe I'll meet some awfully nice towns all the way up to Albany 1 ally'’s eyes twin! 1 eral Myles Crontal founlein asa bed of orchids in muniel ALLY 1} square. Cigar store, saloon, pharmacy and poolroom decoratin four corners of the two main stems. Mosaic side- walks, stately elms, cream-colored patrol wagon and mahogany jail. Fire alarm ts set of chimes and riot call ts chord by Beethoven Village barber Is dumb and blind. Can't recommend any dandruff lotion; can't identify falling hair. Instalment give wear squeaky shoes and do col Iection business by appointment only Doctor on call night id day, bi fee A ic. i a fe itnlior anise aundewmrahec aan [Ll CNSGolte eo MARE petered out. Book agents |Ay HIT Wis THE Ese only on request, and discount ts bigger the fewer books you buy. Hut don't snap at notion that Utopia is perfect. Nothing is ever perfect but your wife's family tree, Utopia has its minor defects like bucket shop business or tariff bill. instance, tax rate on dogs 4s purely nominal, but they charge 60 cents per 1,000 for fleas, Water sup- ply is free from microbes, but has high: per cent. of alcoliol’ and fuse oil, Boulevards are broad and smooth nd lengthy, but limit is 120 miles an hour. ‘There are minor drawbacks, like those listed, even in nobby town like U Local rainfall is one-half of 1 per nt, and refreshment yo at 99% This gives Utopia grand average of 100 per cent. in Americansim, patriot “MAY | SIT HERE?” THE YOUNG MAN POLITELY INQUIRED jo). and public thirst. Congressman AND THEIR EYES MET FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, BUT THIS fy tr cic oes TIME A SMILE PLAYED ABOUT THEIR LIPS. tow » cherrtes and alive See ay che aby ere 1 stones for growing Martini founda y and particularly en- believe they give all their money to Hor sia district sends lane at in ally their ¢ mews SE, EMEEIS OEY Klan appears only in full dress shects always a stony reserve which mado ticed the wor and pillow slips, and authorize By Roy L. McCardell By Doris Doscher them turn away than the inen . rs have permits vised for f At tie fest call for the diner S ee ee era ance Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World), eried Mr. Smith, on the seat dy the EAR MISS DOSCHER: ing the delicate cuticyy of the natis avon followed the white-cnr Os by Proaw Publishing Company chauffenr, as a bewhiskered old gran 1am a young man, me- ‘There are gloves made for almost alISE Bye eare anes’ inte shee There is no nse or swank in M': JARR shrieked and fell Back (ii, a uneheart pariend. inteaulWeets ahanie by, trade, and ax | every kind of taal tt you choose the AVS! SUR TIRAE DCS RT TRS NEE is burg. Coal guys deliver thei from the front window, pa : ene anlat proper ones they will not interfere and was seated at a table for two tered the ble Shite born A " Ruy Ee Be a thee testa fe front window, pale and 1, tne middie of the frat street cross handle a great deal of metal my — with your work. she looked in vain for the young man dination, g clinkere, at (eaten | welehts and) con- _trombling, ie hands are discolored and the pores. 44, Mise Dosch who she J, of course, would god dres His trousers are alw sumers pay hills under Queensberry “What's the matter?” asked Me. (" ; Bana teak £ivea cred ane abate ear Mise Doschers Ah Be etl MiG in Woatiaed exces aay? rules. Sparring for time and dlinch- ja;, anxiously He's deliberately trying to get in- \ anh _nene: vamilab: ol ewe Tine i hy stint bel to the great daily shower ing with Sheriff perfectly allowable nue) JUhei watt ekn aie! up itor tanuges!” several patent- columns aed Gaula austin an the’ ' Hungry looking old men with stilt betonas Rt 5 1 Our Willie was nearly run over by . del " anand ‘he'll propose and PN neve eee eee old ladies, who in- brigade, Ie admires women for— in season or out. Stock salesmen Wi- te Mrs. Reuse Bin ith (enllly, decinced ed cleansers for preciate your advice. | have very ave to go back to that dingy old 1 upon closing all. the windows Well. for their good coniy ons, the censed to operate during good be- @& automobile!" gasped Mrs. Jarr. 4) shouldn't be surprised,’ re the skin, but large pores in my face. Would ‘office!"* Ae aceRnes pour inte the sharkle in thet eyes and their power havlor of the market, but liable to ar- “It just missed him by a hair's eal OM F ‘ ne none ct them you give me a formula to cure Bays wes) ROE, a) Varin. th ANDES acne \ couple who looked as if 16 defend themselves in an argument t when marsins get feeble breadth as he ran across the street"? MMTKed Mrs. darn, regarding | the them? JOAN. or even an advent ex, She was jist Poe took ed ae ig The New York man isa great admirer — Other reforms are visible in Utopta nervous old pusheart man with dis helps much. “Those reckless drivers should be thee eens Encourage the proper functioning 4, shy little girl who was going awey ther table for two and then a boy Of the business girl who ors Taxi drivers speak soprano and say | jail!’ Mr. Ji deciaved, “aus Coo Any advice wy ine skin glands by first hot and for the first time upon the moncy # Decca ibe reishenaan Into the and earns almost as mitch m ‘thane you't when’ passengén: hands) £00" to Je Mir. Jane declared, (Xu Old man Smith leaned back fror which you then cold applications. If the las! hid earned with her own brain, She Of Seven oF SIBLE boule’ er trom. he docs.” correct change: Slot machines work tomobiles shouldn't he allowed to'run tone seat and sald complainingly could give me rinsing water is cold and a few drops had selected a town up-State, coi tn joe cream and place chairs ‘Their dinner was a now twenty-four hours a day, with double over five miles an hour in crowded ++\g soon om n tam han am cutomeile on this subject °% bensvln or other astringent ts boerding house in the count ind | the other meners or his and Sally 4 cheek gum on Sundays and holidays. Milk gtreets."* Neal ainsi: ter accientmannea fae a, added, |t helps to contract the porer. thing for he if. Why aM sé “ rmefare is young ncould sevure it agons st he velvet te with a bit wou! we great- *roper function » ie taslesied th ee eutar town ei ae Mat anon Then ie pounded Ley Wille hs wae Tubber ines and ial a a i My heart is in my mouth the stafters. In some parts of this town ly appreciated a Se teae Me et ie eccalneadiae she did not know. Feminine intuition MUN & Susbiitog Of a Mend mustache sping an ice ant wondered if hofses, Other things could be said in Whvle time the children are out for a Parents Bend thelr children cut i tie Haars tion of the entire body. A good rub told her that was the place to 1 TN ery seat was taken but the one he Would take the chair next to her favor of the town, but what's the breath of fresh air," said Mrs. Jarr hit by automobiles, A lol of people You wilt fing down after the bath in the morning now she was on her so that WAS ot jer tale and then, just as a fat for the rest of the trip. It was wiped out by Aurora with a moan, “Oh, I do wish Thad make a living on damage suits that 3 ® that the hands [tlh affect @ cure, thet. eatlt : and driny MN entered the diner, this tall, wil To-morrow—Destinations. lis in 1769 them safe in the country for the sum- way? eT eee he whitened Dear Miss Doscher: Don't eat too'many expe a in lowy young man entered, senand thy mar “It's Just terrible,’ murmured Mre, i Iwate eaneult: seu en te the too much milk,’” her mother warned eee eee aie et how table F Jarr, “That's why T won't let Mr. very readily by washing them: thor y “and write every day * Ad {t's just as dangerous for children best way to shape my leg 1 RT arr get a ear.”' oughly with « handful of ground corn inkl but m Sally promised to beware of « E in the country, where automobiles “And look ut that looney!’ eried . a. eve pretty narrow:a ¥ ; ; GETTING ACQUAINTED. , ok ut that Joon e meal and a little sou This pene ‘ en Mawloanit and mitk but declared she wouldn't SEG Ie Ale daca a jong the highways at sixty miles an Mr. Jarr as a young woman darted vars the roug knees are very po Ww H trates the pores and # hi the shortest po Sf letter. She might send ambling if id: Che: ‘i remedy this: In the eho! mi write a single r m hour.’ growled Mr. Jarr. “'Ltell you, £0"Ward and then back, nd was a doskin without inflaining it. ‘Then Ay a | pe POmAl card every Bunday bau writ ie FOOLOR SLC pped Ab her: tally E ° most struck by the mudguard Haas with warm witb ater when tule Smet We ules? = \ " ing letters took her back to offic in the diner, Sally Peters tried OF a Mo ern Maid t automobile owner or driver is course some of them Just place a little Ine which hasbeen move tan and freckles? G. M. PrMeyrori: and wasn't that what ste Was. 1. wusprised wai algo become in in actual or potential murderer, and poncheadm amd jay-walkers 1 Slightly diluted with spirits of ca rhe wonderfully im- “WG inning away from”? . As X “r i S I would not take one of those man- suppose they really don’t try to g@t ghor in the palin of one moist prove proper exercises MER A boy of che a AHBNAG Oneut He in the aI raph poles which By Marguerite Mooers Marshall, ———_—_— ichtering machines us a gift, Vacle hut. although they act fike it,” sald hand und thor een ithe he rounded out by « speeding | Fi esctimeeeciien Mrs, Mudridge-Smith t ‘ F youghly massaging with olive oll 01 i ng band is like keeping a dc tier 3 . cy ‘ é s and Wrist whiten and ughly massag a i “Muy i the young man seeping 4 husband is | Reet se dog—a matter of kindness, firm- teary writes ime they have Killed two “I takes all the pleasure out of soften the roughened skin. olin, using a rotary motion, Tan BIBLE QUESTIONS } v0 and their eyes mot ness and t ns Buta perfect pet will sometimes run 0; is vige, four of his dose and ten owning a car, T mhould. imagine.” “Vou tun avant a great many stain and frechies can be faded out by bet as oa e ner ule cela away in sf t vou can do of his chickens as they rushed past said Mrs, Jarr. ‘So many people yy xeratchine the timer nails in a bar the face with lemon juice or but- ‘ and Answers 3 : HF only way a man vn eSANperAta a. woMAR Hore MhaR by forgetting is farm thin mummer, and he wasn't Mave (AO reward for the iehte of of retate alseatpuluie unycmune: teardit oF tne to. which ‘w fow r 4 ut the tite P a: AO. aemaibeR Gh yo baMMeberng the to stop them and collect dam- @Ulers or thelr own lives and lin s prev 4 the crease from enters drops of camphor have been added Und clreumstu " | i ae } a Pikbam: and: collect: t Look at that child hanging on behind 4 QUESTIONS, he replied, assumi ley Maid Sot hema Ap ret ate that taxteab’ 1. How many words are there in the jy co. Tt ts “ is the only —— fat Ant what makes me so angry,” “{t's our Willie!’ exclaimed Mr A De OF aoe bbe ee k brideaobn'a bout wondering, naively, “whut he ever M4 4 Mire. dare, “is the supercilioas Jarr e ps ‘or t e otner 2. What is the shortest Book of the * erie ‘he exclaimed. “Have t rir’ He saw whatever she wanted him to see “e won't he get a whipping f aut way Sutolste turn around and glare "OMe won't | A Bhar vi\P Bible? you deon Keeping tab of the seats ter she had decided that what SHI saw im HIM Gy so if you dare to cross tie street f fet home!” Pa ca ace an aint st : cpa: This brought the culor to ber checks in we Ret a ct MOBY Tet Hip F A 5 en ae child ¢ 7 H 3. What wwe the meaning Sie MMAY Coacny auterly vonentodiae Henan Hit of thele machines, OF If you ride in ite HeN J aro addi to the year Even a child of four years |] triarch’” in estament times “1 have, T was standing just out due tack Just to save Met of ae infer SIT eration pe bmbe au aegeye oer ee f 4. Who were the Pharisees? side, Where Thad an excellent view a y it was the second married man in the life. ‘Their e: * 5 he done very gradually and ¢ h f . our Life ‘Their expressions seem to ow I t = Mutton and chicken broth S] 5. What was the meaning of “Ser of (his diner via a inieror, ant when wool Who first was guilty Of that bromide of cynicism ABADIElenY have peapl to live ew inventions. At all Ninos newly added) fools should he riven on alternate days with aphim? 1 ere was only one seat aml ; lwiteitie aiwuga the other manteawites? si sO poor that they can't afford HERE are five cutting ne served In small quantities. It is Beef ju 6. Why did the Egyptian Princess tat next to you T knew it was my pod units Ina new motor lawn Ganran (Gtaah Gaw phat eles Mocs f rushes / “ e8 mower which can be 0 ais li a tw Amuse th m rescue Moz:a from the bulrushes ~ ment (atone to When a woman coos ell ome everything . . ROSA MA Ms a . muse the lusts y ANSWERS. re arther criticisms were +d successfully over uneven folk when th ts too hot for ; ss . spi the: young dear Ling can save a man—except instantanevus v Gertrude, the tiaid, ele and babs A, There are 775,082 words in tiie ive Nie aitention tothe meni. Cee Jockin teks bela - Hew juice should tt it either Bike. Logreat State, New York Mf Womens ’ nounetag that Mra Mudridg! AY tig cheat nenu of the averag in a shady spot in re - » electric heates ya shady spo 2. IIL. John is the shortest Book of L suppose of course you I : s chauffeur was at the di Seba ; ane Sans eat on : : hess woman to down a no wa arming rooms als r ‘ andl 1 sail a bo " ihe Bible I's easy enoux AO: $6) Seah em A THAR BSW vid that Mra. Mudridge-Smith | ised to tonat- bread or bol | . + With the swimming at a Heroh was tie name given to sls. avewimork eran an 1b ee but nan who wants a job spoils the day of the = her compiiments and water =i ; thelr sleeves and put a the head of the family ‘ H100% most hard-hearte sisned to now (8 Mk, ant Mra J ; A wpron so they can splash 4. The Pharisees were a relicious kt Ki \waikii unhampered “PhAnk you so much migh . Are to come o an aut elghing (0 120 penile, f t party among the Jews at the time of Thank y oe ail th mise if ter a girl las Suggested to a man that he needn't take her to an to come out f ri olgting nly t : ; HE t Christ. . Raa sn place for dinn: considers it sheer brutality if he takes her i nacbean invented by 4: Japdt = P uit t 1 m cone are a menace to 5. “Seraphim™ was an orde IE ‘otainly; may, we town in oh unwise mothers, Chil- Coleatiel belnes, whom Ixstah be have Ne si ta int | thea Ty UNL dren under SiN years of age are better in vision standing above Jehovah ws ¢ ‘ ' D> oft w ¢ croum, and when it Is i, ‘Oh, T didn't exact! in that—a As HOA Is (hese m a woman tells her love affairs anu wit t Space of tinue t ‘ ice er a on r sat upon b ti ; ; a J , r a8 te lA tied ook As | « ta wed it Would be heatricted to the @ The Egyptian Vein excucd Pe OR ea OSE : ‘ ee ‘ band wer + uy un : | + ef juice and double joon meal dessert and only once or : loses from the bulrushes be ao t « y wo, Vive been abros end's automobile alli 3 : 1 when tt ms thet ie at tha’ si 5 sich ai Aoi paaaion I've travelled all over t Topresent-an oct tal of all the girls he ever 1 ag ite ‘automo sas | wice a Week at that, It should be p 1983, Triangle Featws honestly, the New Ye man would need an adding machine, Lok where you're going, stupid’ (a ) given, aio ample for & child of one served im dishes and never in cones, wee a ee eee ee