The evening world. Newspaper, July 3, 1922, Page 16

: — me — Theatrical News and Gossip — MONDAY, Y 3, 1922 Th vening World Comics pare | « Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY. “THANKS Ot MAN= T Hope. You GET AS MUCH FUN OUTA “THAT CAR AS I'VE HAD = Good Luck “Te rou “THANKS ~ 1 Hope 1 DO! Joe! somesopy wants You On THe PHONE ! WELL. Gost - OH BABY! VE SEEN “TH! Last OF “THAT oL' BOILER —Now 1 CAN START IN AN ENJOY LIFE AGAIN — wow! Ab hs ABR ale Mo = MMP . Ta ~TAA — ~ ump — OW ——-UMP “TAA “TA = =f S "S wat 1 sap! Come on DOWN HERE — SHE Quit DEAD ON ME_ in” LESS'N Two BrocKs HERE'S THE PROOF. Little does it become the writer of a column to blow his own horn. To-morrow is theaday of days Each year we celebrate, Get out the auto, load the car With gas and lunch and bait; You'd better take the bathing suits, Likewise a drinking cup; Then, one thing more—don’t dare forget That hooch you're saving up. Put Oscar in the driver's seat, And Mary by his side, Then Ma and Uncle Hank and Jim Back in the car can ride; You'll have to use the little seat, And hold the family pup; But listen, friend, please don’t forget That hooch you're saving up. Observations. The Bielaski kidnapping made a sorry picture. And yet it wasn't framed. Prohibition Commissioner Haynes says he is drying up the Nation. Let him tell that to Jupe Pluvius. Isn’t {t great? Babe Ruth knocked three home runs Saturday and the Fourth comes to-morrow. Oles, who has resigned as Mayor of Youngstown, O., has put politics under the banana, as it were. He says an honest man cannot hold office and remain honest. But fen’t the banana business a skin ame? THELMA THE VAMP. nofTHelms,the heart may be sad, all tx jot. —Supersmack.) ‘Thelma went to her modest hall bedroom and wept. Her heart ached because she knew ‘she had been a failure in the great city. In her pocketbook was just $900.87 and this must last her another week. She was a crushed girl. A knock was heard on the door. Whelma opened it—the door, cal manager downstairs with a Tole for you,” said the landlady. “I never eat rolls in the morn- ing,” repliéd the poor little girl from Kitchikik. The landlady turned away. ; “Ah me!” she sighed. A mouse appeared. Thelma ‘was crying. “Little mouse,” she said, “would that we might change places.” “ The mouse approached her hurriedly and they did. Downstairs the manager was waiting quite perplexed. The landlady appeared, surrounded by an aroma of stewed cabbage. For it was cabbage day at the ‘boarding house. “Gimme a pair of passes to your show,” she said. She was very cute about, it. “Ha, ha!” replied the man- ager. At that point Zip Con- nelly, the ashman, came up the steps with an orange for the landlady. to her window The ashman had Down the street came the True Eleven, a Negro lodge, marching step by step. It was a tense moment. (To Be Continued.) About Plays 2fr. Berlin, while away, has written ‘wume new tunes for the next ‘Music Box Revue," and Mr. Short, the stage director, has been collecting novelties ing for the two. It is intended to inspire them with a feeling of joy at reaching Broadway, although the Treasurer's jazz band is to play for hem. attractions in the Alexander, and thus And yet there are times when we, shrinking violet that we are, feel we must impress our importance on the minds of our eight million cus- tomers. We have just received a contribution called “Reflections of an Idle Elevator Operator.” The sender runs a lift in the building where our Harlem estate, Awfulrent Flat, is located. If it won't preju- dice you against -us, kifidly quit worrying about your bills a mo- ment and read this: When Mr. Dudley writes a yarn About the bootleg men, He makes his readers laugh and hope That he'll soon write again. We dearly love to read the yarns That Mr. Dudley writes, We believe we'd rather read them Than to see the movie sights. If wifey’s mad at hubby And resolves to bawl him out, When she reads Dudley's yarn, With laughter she will shout, And to think, it only costs three cents a day! He Deserves It. Jeremiah Hart, who died in Pen nell yesterday, had been married five times. May he rest in peace! -- Delta (Ind.) Sun. $$$ — (Poems OF eee SY Lillie M., one of the best dancers in Yorkville, has written a rhyme for this contest. She says she will give the velvet-lined oyster opener to the poor if she wins it. So we have one chance of getting it back, anyway. Here's the jingle Lillfe M. jangled: IT want a man, a dancing man, A graceful young one-stepper. He must be an American, With hair as red as pepper. He may be wild, he may be tame, I know I'll love my sonny, If every night when he has came From work I get his money. Shrewsbury Nutt, from Bogash, 0., “I and the wife got a hot tip for you, Mayor Oles of Youngstown, near here, has quit his job because the City Council won't let him eat bana- nas at the City Hall, being afraid the office-seekers will slip on the peels. Why not let I and ae go over to Youngstown and get {| gcoop? I'd confront Mr. Oles ant By: ‘Mr. Oles, how many bananas can you eat in a day?’ Suppose he replied: ‘Eight!’ Then I'd kid him by say- ing: ‘Of course, they'd be ate.’ Get me? He might get sore but I vet he'd break his silence and talk. Next Jessica would step in and sing him @ song, written for this very pur- pose, called ‘Bananas Bring Trouble in Bunches.’ It just suits her voice, which is sort of a barnyard con- tralto. He might join in the chorus, If he did we'd have a gteat story. By the way, send me $11, please. 1 need some hops for my next batch. Gullo Fellatti, the iceyan, got mad to-day because Hopper Sudholm said Italy was a peninsula, Much excitement, but could learn nothing, —Jeff.” AND NOW PERMIT US To remind you that the man who praises the boarding-house cooking is always looked on with more or less suspicion by the landlady, and Players sion of “Fair and Warmer.” She ts opening to-day on the Proctor Cir- cult, GUILD GETS SHAW PLAYS, “Back to Methuselah," the Theatre Guild has been granted by George Bernard Shaw an option on all his Plays for this country. ‘This conces- sion was obtained from Mr. Shaw py and now a pitcher has come up in the WILL You “Teach ME How “ Swim Dear ? KATINKA ADVICE AN’ WENT To CHURCH THIS MORNING, FERDIE ~\T STING TM GLAD 1 TooK YouR cw | (ae) [Five ce AND THE SERMON WAS SO BEAUTIFUL! IT WAS ALL ABOUT DISHONESTY AND PETTY STEALING. You NO ONE COULD HELP OUGHT To Go THERE EVERY WEEK, KATINKA— IT'S THE FINEST THING ONE CAN DO. You Wilts BE REWARDED For IT Le ii ¥ \i mot the knock. The landlady You caucHr vr & stepped in. Nutt’s Dope. “There is a prominent theatri- “Dear Dud,” writes Jefferson ON MY WAY HOME THE CONDUCTOR FORGOT To COLLECT MY FARE, SO I SAVED A NICKEL! ALL-RIGHT ® YOU GIVE 1T TS HER — Cross, actor, to this column. Of course! Why not? Michio Itow w Roslyn, L. 1, arranged thr ce Carroll's Theatre, to Harbor Hill, dance at a benefit the courtesy of Cli Mackay company will participate in this entertainment, also. “SPICE COMPANY ARRIVES, “Spice of 11 “That Day’’ will open at the Apollo Theatre, Atlantic City, to-night. Stamford, t tA irace vaudeville sam H, Harris will pre- ientieman'’s Mother."* astman is now dancing in with Monsieur Adolphus. opening of each season. The rain of Saturday prevented op- erations for Fred Stone's Wild West Show at Mineola, so it was postponed to this afternoon, You see he had been trying To live by writing rhyme. PUT IT IN THE ACT. “I'm going over to the dentist's and select some new molars.’’ a DEVIL’S BEEFTUB. Hollow Basin Amid High Hills tn = Scottish Valley. In ancient times it was frequemtly English Bridegroom Formerly Gave, Bride Little Purse Filled With tle purse filled with money at the altar 48 well as the ring, This appears tn the words of the ceremony as given in an old edition of the Prayer Book: Was intrusted with her husband's prop- erty; specially valuable possessions were delivered Into her care. She was re- sponsible for them, Wedding rings were often used as seals, and with them the fastening of and also on the first finger and the hurler, Is an expert; hence the pride GOSSIP. FOOLISHMENT. WEDDING ‘RING SIGN TOMBS OF HORSES inte the otpae sara abe sneninnees shown ‘by: Dake’ Cross, actor Annie Hughes will sail for America He didn’t have a dollar, + an catibilahed as bn arcane Minion 1 | nc This ta better than having 8 rce-leomm England next week, He didn't have a dime, OF FUND'S CUSTODIAN. ON-ANCIENT NILE. | weit ostentianes an an ancient 2 Steeds Sacrificed at Funeral of Kings So That Their sp: = Sylvia Field of “The Ca But now th ish x tombs of Napata no other survival of DANCERS TO ASSIST ee See a and Whe spp bile bes Go-> and Silver, Would Join Masters. the custom was détected, RVING BERLIN will reach New MISS FEALY’S NEW ACT. i Canary" has-been given a long-term He drives a grocer’s* dray. (From London Tit-Bits.) ine.) : Hiately after the performa conti + Kilbo Sando . jon Tit (From Asia Magazine ns York from Europe to-morrow, and] Maude Fealy has arranged to ap- anes ints pea ‘i a esitor ance contr t by Kilbourn Gordon, Ine. The art thing he's abandoned It was once the custom in England for| Objects ‘unearthed at Hl-Kur'uw, on] BIRDS ONLY COMPANIONS with him will be Hassard Short. | pear in vaudeville in a condensed ver-|~ ip Fin ir To-night at the Stamford Theatre, For three square meals a day. |the bridegroom to give the bride a lit- the Upper Nile, by the Harvard Univer- sity Museum of Fine Arts expedition, shed new light on the early history of Ethiopia, the tombs of all the Kings from 750 B. C. to 250 B. C. having been . He will be accompanied by the Lillies} da Wynn is superstitious, He al-| «1 gee! Going og “With this ring L thee wed; recnverad. Y for Bs Se AEE ILD: The prep Pa Cersisnietaieiknoark: Avis: = ape Re I see! Going to pick your teeth, | nis gold and silver I give thee.” tdeknown that Mite Sikekhy waaalie (From London Tit-Bits.) ent ic Box Revue" company is] As a reward for its production of|of the Fie wale du ists] ways rides on an elephant before the] 19 B. D. = tee cies hae the wits 6 y At the extreme northerly point of the planning a Fourth of July homecom- from the “Chauve-Souris"’ he ring was the sigi great connoisseur of horses. In his ac- count of his besieging the Egyptian City of Eshmun he tells of his anger at finding the horses of King Namlat starved thin as a result of the slege. Hence it is reasonably conjectured that Lawrence Langer, of the Guild, who] ‘The * company ar has notified us that (From the Edinburgh Scotsman.) household treasures were stamped, Pianhky started a cemetery of horse] pied ‘this hut from spring to autumn, _ GETS SHUBERT “VODE.” is now in. London. Frankly, having|fived In town yesterday trom iniia- sotineltular natural ‘ourlosity loceted | Roman rings were trop seal rings, Gad] graves which was found at UPUN | ace: angny. years. ba’ bee) MRR r . seen Back muaslanit* o shia, and is rehoarsing at the Win- in the valley of the Annan in Scotland |it was common tor a mun to give Sis} —iie only burying ground of ind | wate! ¢ Seclety for the Protec- Ply papa the feta pecan Sins | Saale bys ay ‘a - in ‘| vill move to a larger Broadway house | 1» what 1s known as the Devil's Bevt-| wife two of them—one of gold, to wear| that has been discovered in the Nile] tion of Birds. into by Lee Shubert, Max Spiegel, I any ter Sartor ee ee sn eN-Tnext week. ‘Sue, Dear," playing hie 13 laidnlthe dag dia baliow. bani Susie the house for show, and one, of Valley. ra 7 | jawardeon’s tong visit in the sbeolute H, Herk and Bert C. Whitney, the gageme! ay evening Ree tNaRGh ead CARR an asin, |iron, for everyday use, ere, In four rows, are the graves of] ionelineas of hills, sky and sea, hes been Be megiees mescnte heed ae CROSS ADMIRES CROss. —- Oe ee at ne Thea as ised surrounded by high hills which make it] The tradition of thet ‘fourth finger of] the steeds of several monarchs. They] well rewarded, ‘The stock of birds has ; 5 Wellinatcn Gross, now tn Los Bai IN POLLOCK’S SKETCH Nee Nee a so secluded a spot that a large number|the left hand with the vein leading|mave been plundered, but not #0 thor-| increased notably, especially the skuas. Shubert Vaudeville during the coming taal daa coena ave _ A jonday of persons can conceal themselves tn tt | directly to the heart’ seems to have a] oughly as to prevent finding some of the| great northern divers, fulmars and weason, The Erlanger-Shubert pool- |&°!e% proud young man. He has Mme. Asta Souvorina, a Russian —_ — with ease and remain unseen by others|pagan origin. At any rate, wedding | trappings; a plume carrier, a silver head | golden plover, while there are new colo- ing @ereement will place legitimate |#!ways been known us Duke Cross,]uctress, will appear at the Harlem A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day. in the immediate neighborhood, rings have been worn on the right hand] band, four strings of very large bronze | nies of gannets on the cliffs, ball Opera House to nt In a sketch by “It ts the girl with the rosebud] ysed as a hiding place for stolen cattle, middle finger. When the rings were very pageant boeditrentber rte skuas even come to the door of his hut ‘Teronto will bave just one theatre de-!Pacific Coust Ledgue who is uiso| Arthur Pollock of the Brooklyn Basle, | mouth," says Elliott Nugent, “who| and it Js this fact which has given it! heavy the second joint of the thumb ficed at the funeral of the King in order § for food when they find {t reopened eae voted to the drama. Duke Cross, Duke Cross, baseball | she speaks English, should say it with flowers.” its name, was favored. that their spirite might accompany his spring. i . , Y me q ; 4 ' , . 4 ’ - ve But the sacrifice of horses years before the beginning of t opian monarchy, and in all t ON SHETLAND ISLANDS. Watchman From London Has Oc- cupied Lonely Hut From Spriag . to Autumn for 33 Years, Shetlands—a place nearer the pole than Petrograd—is a small, lonely but where H, Edwardson of London lives evi spring with the sea birds as almost sole companions. For thirty-three years he has ,ocou- ‘The birds know the watcher, and the