The evening world. Newspaper, June 28, 1922, Page 28

' Hi Vata a acre RRE A A Cree Pa 8 oon Good Evening! By BIDE The bandits down in Mexico » Are busy here of late; Americans who Mexward go Are surely tempting Fate. 1 wish the thugs would come up here, Their crimes I could condone, If they’d get Smithers, top floor, rear, Who plays that saxophone. f No Wonder Joe Ran! “Joe Bingham, who won the foot- wace at the Fair, might of lost it if Hod Long hadn't yelled: “Look out, Joo—here comes her daddy!"—Wells- ville Optic. But Kinney? M. H. Kinney, recently elected Mayor of Delta, is out with a state ment saying he intends to give the town a good Government.—Proctor (Me.) Pantagraph. Thelma, the Vamp. Lev tial to happin & tell? nie vividly interes tell you the answer.) Thelma ran down the street at top speed. It was evident she was im a hurry. At the corner of Tanglewylde and Lillybloom Avenues she saw six- teen ragmen arguing. “What's this, ragmen?” manded. There was no reply. “I am an actress,” said the little girl from Kitchikik. One ragman became very angry. “Oh, splush!” he said. Thelma began to recite “Little Or- phant Annie.” Benjamin Hur, her sweetheart, rushed up followed by three dogs. Turning to one ragman he splut- tered: “Is this fair?” ‘The other ragmen could not re- sist the temptation. Each in turn kicked the first ragman. Thelma was surprised, “This is mutiny,” were her words, “Bootiny, you mean,” snapped Hur, his eyes flashing. ‘The ragmen were all very play- ful. One picked up a horse-shoe and threw it at Thelma. But she was fond of horses and id not, mind. At that juncture a voice was heard eoming from the distance, “Coo, coo, baby; go sleepy,” it said. “It's John,” screamed Thelma, ‘1 am so happy.” The man approached and removed his false, whiskers, Thelma was right. It was Mayor Hylan, the hoted Burse. she de- (To be continued.) Nutt’s Dope. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, away out in Bogash, O., thinks there is a good story in the foul blow Leonard delivered Britton Monday night, but he says only shrewd writers can get it. “Dear Dud,” he writes, “I and the wife see that Beany Leonard lost his MBERS of the Lights Club, the theatrical organization at Free- pert, L. L, are to form « ein troupe and tour to raise funds for the club. They will have a street parade, big top, side show, pink lemonade and everything that goes with the saw- dust profession. The circus will start at New Rochelle Saturday and then go to Long Island towns next week. Mae Murray has agreed to drive a Roman chariot in the parade. E. F. Albee and J. J. Murdock are taking an active part in the arrangements. ‘The menagerie is in need of an artist who can appear as a fierce lion—one that would bite you in a minute. He's hard to find, however, because he must double in brass in the band. The Lights boosters say they'll find him, just the same, so hold your autos—the parade will be along soon. MISS BRADLEY'S DEBUT. table," the will be seen in a flapper role. EDDIE IS WONDERING. advice. at my feet. your answer." It's always best to let teeth alone. ‘They may bite you, Eddie. GYPSY NUMBE: “AGAIN. fight with Britton on a foul. About Plays Beatrice Bradley, the pretty nine- teen-year-old daughter of William Bradley, of the Bradley studios, will make her stage debut in ‘The Inevi- now in rehearsal under the rection of William Gillmore, She Eddie Cantor writes us for some “The other night," says his letter, “% went to @ midnight show and the man sitting behind me laughed so hard he lost a set of teeth, which fell Should I have picked the teeth up and handed them to him? ‘Weuld this have been polite? I await 1 Morris Gest says th.}ublic demand’ many, stare that dressing rags at the 7 News and Gossip {-JOE’S CAR GOSH, wHaT A LOAD OFF MY CHEST ! GEE. WHAT A DIFFERENCE WHEN A Guy QUITS WORRYIN' OVER ANY THin' Mf DUDLEY No- ticing that the sport writers haven't touched on all phases of this matter, Tand she would like to write it up for you. Why not have us interview Beany? I could go to him and say: ‘How about that foul, my friend?’ I'd eye him closely and jot down every word he answered. Then the wife could come in and make up an impromptous poem on ‘The Foul That Made Beany Scowl,’ or some such a subject. No doubt he would like the poem and open up with a good story. By the way, if you've got $11 you can spare, send it out. I want’ to set ‘em up to the Mayor so he will appoint me dog-catcher. Len Plaster threw a rock at a roos ter to-day and hit Herman Lutzgang in the back. Lutzgang got the idea Plaster wanted to kill him and the both of them fell through the plate glass window of Izzie Walstein’s store. The glass wasn’t insured. Much excitement but could learn nothing.—Jeff.” oBoY! we LEAVE FoR Observations. William R. Hearst says he isn’t going to Europe. Doesn't he mean Albany? The Post Office mail sorter is to have a seat while working here- after. Sorter nice, eh? The Germans may dig the lonz- Planned tunnel under the English Channel. Digging has been their chief occupation since war repara- tions became popular in the Father- land, A hundred years ago a man could get a good wife in England for 20 shillings and a dog. A real good wife is worth that much to-day. Mrs. Marguerite Fairbanks, suing te have her marriage annulled, says her husband made her eat pork soup for breakfast. No wonder their union le on the hog. COME ALONG with us ! “ JiMTOWN, JAMES Orie’ rm CANT BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Bill Sampson was an awful bore. He always had a story you had often heard before, yet Bill was in his glory when hold- ing you audience until he'd made you hear it. You'd think the man bereft of sense, or dan- gerously near You couldn't get away from him. You might be in a hurry, yet Bill would gratify his whim while you would scowl and worry. And when he finished Bill would say: “How ‘bout it? Ain't it nifty?” It probably came out in May ‘way back in 1850. One day Bill met a wilful man. Alas, poor story teller! The vic- tim frowned and soon began to hit him in the ameller. Poor Bill was out when he got through ap- plying blows and curses, but for two weeks Bill told tales to the doctor and the nur: T THINK (T's Tine we Gor MARRIED, FERDIE - You've BEEN STALLING AROUND AND NOW PERMIT US To suggest that you refrain from worrying when you find you've lost your head. The Na- tional Noodle Company has a factory here in Manhattan, and Players for the gypsy number, “A Night at Yard's," formerly in the ‘Chauve- mi nent, has become so strong that Balieff had decided to put it in the show again Thursday eve- ning, on the Century Roof. WE WONDER! Joe Flynn writes us from Atlantic City, where he is bugging his eyes at the bathing girls, that at one of the Winter Garden will be assigned by lot. Zita Moulton will appear in a new production called ‘Johnnie Walker” a ab Boardwalk theatres the other night a DUE Co oe blind man raised an awful commotion| “tne authors and composers of in the lobby because he had been seated behind a post, “shuffle Along” have a new revue which will go into the 68d Street Music Hall in August. Frank H. Grey, composer of ‘Sue. Dear,"’ which plays Long Branch and Asbury Park next week, has more than 100 published songs to his credit, Anne Bronought has succeeded Marte Carroll in the cast of ‘Abie's Irish Rose" ut the Fulton Theatre. A JAP THEATRE GUILD, R. Takel, a Japanese theatrical man, told Frank Reicher of “Morn to Midnight," at the Frazee Theatre last night that there is a theatre guild in Tokio, It uses Japanese translations of all the plays it pro- duces, but its purpose is the same as New York's guild—to stage good plays from any country. Recently it produced “The Burghers of Calais,’* by George Kaiser, author of ''Morn to Midnight."* A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Irving Lewis, who !s on a vacation in Atlantic City, says the ocean ts nothing to rave about. He thought {t was much larger, FOOLISHMENT, When Mamie Jones went on the atage She wanted to become the rage, But Mamie couldn't act at all, She's serving flapjacks in a Kansas City restaurant now, IN “THE SUMMONS,” The cast for ‘The Summons, which the Threshold Playhouse will stage on July 4, includes Ruth* Chor- pennnig, Ruth Valentino, Rose Meid- man, Laurence Adams, H. J. Brenner, Converse Tyler and Ned Crane, GOSSIP. Dorothy Smoller and the Bennett Twins have been added to the cast of “The Pink Wheel.” Ed Wynn has given long-time con- tracts to True Rice, Flo Newton and Janet Velie of ‘The Perfect fool." ‘They say “Spice of 1927/' has so PUT IT IN THE ACT. “Willie, did gou say your prayers ‘Oh, now I just way “ditto.” —B. D. OH Boy 1™ Happy awain! ny i Chen Mi WH BeAcH” NEXT WEEK ~ TLL GO DOWNSTAIRS AN ASK TH MG GLOOKS TO ARTHER - 1S CETTING IN THES LIKE W wa t ys 4 Yur KEEP “HE Ov CAR AN FIX Tt UP AN’ ADD TEN YEARS TD MY LiFE BY el ¢, \) <é NOT WORRYING OVER SELLIN' 1T —— 4 UMP TA TAA -Q =f 5-6. fn -tatee Pre 4 ARE YoU “TAKIN’ “TH DOG AN’ PARRGT AN’ TALKIN’ MACHINE AN' CAT wit You ? Wessin Tom We'Re ALL GOIN’ “To TH’ BEACH For our VACATION ! COUNTY- 2?T wist SOMEBODY “THAT Lives AROUND 63 Sd IMS WN = rEg SENSIBLE, JHE CosT OF LIVING HAs GONE UP INKA f NOBODY AND SALARIES HAVE COME DOWN #/ BOR RIeD TAKE YouR CASE For EXAMPLE — you USED % GET $ 80 A MONTH DURING THE WAR, AND HOW = shown. I grew desperately tired of being held down to dialogue and off- stage effects. I yearned to show ’em the onrushing mobs and the prairie fires and the football games right out on the stage where all could see it instead of hearing It talked about. And now, in the movies, I will be able to do that very thing.” That's a good idea, Ollie! And we don't think it has ever been done yet. Screenings By DON Al OH! “Where are you going, Ob, bathing mata?” “I'm goin’ a-swimmin’, sir,’ she said, “Swimmin’ in water?” Sennett std. “Oh no—in comedy, sir!" she said. SECRET'S OUT. Here's something we've been won- dering about for eons. We've read of and written many times about these collaborations on the part of husbands and wives in the writing of stories for the movies and marveled. And it was none other than the far- famed Rupert Hughes who wised us up on the point, It seems that Mrs. Hughes collaborated with Rupe in the — PROF. YOUNG, James Young, discriminating di- rector of big First National features, is a student of Shakespeare. He was a Shakespearian actor. on the stage before the movie gnat bit him and he frequently ts called upon to lecture on the bard at different}evolving of ‘Gimme''—the latest schools. Goldwyn effort. Recently he gave his, lectures on| In explaining his system, Rupe wrote us: “It's the simplest thing in the world. My wife tells me what to put down and I put it down. Then when it is down she reads it and tells me what to cut out and I cut it out! What could be simpler?" “Hamlet” before classes in the Uni- versity of California, Oh, those wild Pacifio orgies! » NOW HE'S HAPPY. Oliver Morosco, who has just cele- brated his advent tnto the movies by producing “The Halt Breed,” has at last realized his life's ambition. “All the time," said Morosco, while I was producing stage plays 1 craved the time when I would be able to show things as they should be OLD FAVORITE. Just received a line from our old friend Charl K. Harris, yes—the nap who has made the entire world ing his songs—and his note was al! HERE - Wourd EXPLAIN HW TS CET To TIM TOWN foaming over with joy and enthusi- asm over the subject in hand, twelve reel story which will be pro- duced before January, wrote. familiar one, as it has been sung and listened to by millions. ‘The name of the twelve-reeler will be “After The Ball.” NOW, BETTY! ferring with Harry Millarde in zeusre all the players will be d a by thi “It W Comes.” He will soon ; bef the final ona tty Blythe says she was on an/to “If Winter niventan are. the ‘na ais ayes Times Building re-|go to Rome to see how J. Gordon E4-| 4 soted, cently and overheard a bit of dialogue that oh thinks was uncommon, to say}herd King. the least. said Betty. her handbag and coaxed out a thin dime and held it out to the lift chaut- feur. one. policeman told us the fare on the ele- vated was 5-cents,’ YEH-aN' L Got HERE FIRST! 1 CAME HERE “T'BUY “That CaR- NOW -WHATTA ¥' WANT FoR iT? LGot HERE FIRST —-~— HE Did NOT! 1 was out || IN FRONT WAITING FOR You TWAS HERE FIRST an’ ('M READY “To “TALK “TURKEY Mt 1.1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. ‘That'll Be Vacation Enough! No! Now , THAT ‘vou RE GOIN’ AN’ TAKIN’ > “TH! DOG 'N'EVERYTHIN < THINK We'LL STAY AT Home AN’ Have A REST WES - EVERY THIN’ — WHY DoNT ‘You AN’ “TH' M1S9SuUS COME ALONG “Oo AN’ SPEND YouR VACATION_WITH Help! Help! Help! YOUNG LADY ARE YOU ACQUAINTED AROUND HERE 2 — ciently \ Sure ¢ ; F EVERY BODY KNows Me @ WELL, You SEE WE COULDN'T GET ALONG ON THAT ¢ PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB THEY THINK A “WOT DOG” PERSPIRES SEND ONE IN ANC] Bi WIN A SET OF ! DUMBBE! oa aye soever! That's the reason Hal Roach's palatial water-flivver “Gypsy” was used for many scenes in the latest Paul Parrot comedy . According to Associated Exhibitors, Harold Lloyd’s “A Sailor Made Man” will be the biggest money-maker of 1922. ‘"They can’t make more money in the mint than we'll make on the Lloyd film,” says the report. And, strange as it may seem, the film de- serves it, every whit of it. Wiiliam Fox is still in London con- by now the ‘Gal’ must be about tall as Mrs, Tom Thumb used to wi Chaplin is still at work on “t! motion picture.’ Mebbe this tim “I have just written and sbid a hell turn out a comedy. + Kate Lester, famous screen char 1923,” he “The story ought to be a acter woman, has just been added t, Goldwyn's latest cast. The cast for the picture version o Fitzgerald's “The Beautiful Damned” 1s being chosen by Wate From where we sit it wi Oh, pardon us, we almost forgot! brothers. be hard to tell which is beautiful, bi wards is getting on with “The Shep- vi ar 4 Wonder when hell niz| Wes Barry came near tosing a leg] when his own automobile ran oved] him recently, He escaped with @ strain and the loss of a freckle. Thdf flivver suffered a compound fracturd} Zanzibar. Louis J. McCaleb, who dramatized Hawthorne's “The Scarlet Letter,” lost his suit against Fox, in which he} of ¢he left hind wheel, | claimed a Fox “Scarlet Letter” film|” yamped a pre-release showing o was an infringement. Judge RufuS}an Urban Movie Chat yesterday B. Foster, down in Louisiana, said it! which shows an academy of musi “Two elderly ladies came aboard,” “One of them reached in ‘What's this for?’ asked the lifter. fare! announced the rural| wasn't for birds. ‘The “Professor” teachei ow Rowland V. Lee is directing Wall-|iis birds to sing with the ald of Huh,’ grunted the driver. fam Russell in ‘Mixed Faces'’—yHch | rite. ‘That is, the “Professor” use! has nothing to do with Tom at/alh Having only had nine monthé” vaca- tion between his last two pfetutes, “ ‘Oh,’ murmured the woman, ‘that the flute—not the birds, So far, has taught a crow to sing the “Sta Spangled Banner" from end to end} Betty's only telling this one to her| Dustin Farnum its planning nother] And that's more than 99 per cent! friends, And shi sing uncommon] rest. Yes, it'll be a fishing trip. of us humans can do. good judgment in her repression, too,| If every one had once been a police! Wanda Hawley will be Valentino’ say we. reporter there wouldn't be much ro-lieading woman in “The Youg ‘ mance in ‘In the Name of the Law,"’] Rajah.” 7 STILLS. R-C's next big RIPEN. Re all about Mayme Kelso will have a leading 7 the humdrum life of a brick-presser. [role in “Clarence.” Mayme am Whats tha nee A Hara or Allen Holubar has almost finished! Clarence! They go well dogether} eaaae gaanot use it? None what-|cutting down “Hurricane Gal” and|now don't they? | # ! if |