The evening world. Newspaper, June 26, 1922, Page 19

oO sganpee pare \ MONDAY, JUNE 26, 1922. By Maurice Ketten NEWPORT, R. I. Playground of the Loafing, Unemployed, Idle Rich “DRIVEN” OUT OF IT CONGRATULATIONS | | HEAR Yu MARRIED A CELEBRITY, HAMNER soa I< CAN HIT Home Says: _ 4 Friend Are Two By Sophie Irene Loeb Fight, 2622 (New York Evening World) IY Prove Publishing Co. HE brute! He fust picked 4 Up and left," said tho wife, and she hurled a ti- rade of abuse at the husband who ran away. Now this woman is just @ bundle of nerves tied together with u waist band. A friend of both partios is trying to patch it up, but Meve it is beyond repair. ae Man, her husband, grew sick th of her whining Uttle ways. thing “got on her nerves,’ und ly she got on his ae story of this woman fs like ly atiother one—a case of never- ng (tantrums. And be it known, ouble harness when nerves come iat the door, happiness flies out of window. arthermore, a husband will go if brvous woman goes on forever, as this woman. But this is not all. had various habits that played + big part in the summing up of ss. ‘Woman insists he was tured y, put in truth he was driven , hes driven away by his wife's tay little harrowing voice that, the-first year, had little of music . Ho got 99 per cent. of com- at and 1 per cent. of commenda- b was driven away because she ys seemed bored when he talked it his business. was driven away because she bdgympathy at the time when ho ‘g most, and these were tho en she presented to him her bles and the sordid side of things he daily found them. fis driven away because she red her comfort fist und was She had two sets of manners npany manners und Was driven away be bonstantly confronted with buno- Wo aprons und curling papers. Was driven away because she talked about what she might d had she married the other “was driven away because he i himself a perpetual meal ticket 00d provider only d finally he was driven away be- Phe found his wife to be neither inate nor playmate. ho, he did not do tt all at once; him a long time, several years, me to a realization that he had a@ lemon in the gurden of love his life was soured—and led something besides toil, and t hat bound him hampered him in ling these prime requisites. the day when her constant for him et out of her at some trivial thing did the ‘Qpd. | don't think she w ain fill now have mu yy j \} ' ‘] ) i } She Always Secmed Bored pa He Talked About Busi- ” ) leisure in -te repent in the home of her it where at present she is maid, wife or widow, and un- fap mends her ways, I doubt if A will ever venture to take her very own. aps you will think I am hard woman, gentle reader, but the re just as I have stated them. , of course the husband had faults, and perhaps aggravated attitude toward him, but, main, he was the most sinned , for he found his married life ne disagrafable thing after an- ply a woman would recognize portance of cultivating the bf tolerance and consideration, ould be many less failures in riage market, woman can see the danger coming long before they ar- nd one good way is to under- that when life becomes all and no pleasure the chances ness are on the toboggan. pn who has been driven dais or The Man Who Is Driven Out of His “A Wife's Relative and Different Things.” away from his home fs not unlike the stone upon which the constuntly dropping water has fallen until it is worn away. To the wife that is driving her hus- band away, and wants to save her home, here are a few humanisms: Think of a cross word as you would a bullet, since it cannot be re- called. Cultivate a spirit to condone an of- fense rather than condemn It. Tenacity and tact have done more to hold a husband in a home than all “Came the Day When Her Uon- stant Clamor for Hifh to ‘Get Out of Her Sight’ Did the Deed.” the sirens could do to drag him away from tt, The note of cheer pays the Interest of joy on demand. Choose the lia that saves rather than the truth that sears. To be adored and to be adorable are two entirely different propositions. It is better to forgive than to re- ceive forgiveness. The chip of grouch is easily knock- ed off with one “little movement that has a meaning all its own." veping yourself attractive for your 1 is more important than for 4 woman minding her own business need not miss a little of her husband's. ‘Tis the wise wife who .s her hus- band's best “good fellow. And finally a little drive won't drive him away, you have got to keep on driving. ots pA lla HE CH, HANMER TH Ree OF HER CLASS COLLEGE WHAT Good DOES HAMMER THROWING Do HERD oi IT'S VERY / USEFUL To HER WHEN SHE IG HOARSE HOARSE > ANY THING: _AT LONG oR, SHORT DISTANCE ¢ YERSres ig nH SUBTECT To OARSENESS TA-TS - [LL eo REFoORE Sne THROWS THE Sf By Neal R. O'Hara ———. Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co, Elite Watering Spot Where Every Inmate Is Born With a Golden Spoon ITH arrival of summer (Bast- Were Standard. times, Newport grabs her place in moonlight and sits pretty for annual society rush. Newport is sunburn Mecca of idle rich. Everything special for the gilt-edge trade. Private ocean with hot and cold currents. Special sun in Tiffany setting. Pasteurized alr and pedigreed mosquitos, Every- thing the aching heart desires. Eyery- thing the throbbing brain can think of. From second instalment of Income tax to last legal day for straw hats, Social Register is Newport city direo- tory. Even social headliners travel- ling abroad leave open charge ao- counts In Newport behiud ‘em. if your name's In Blue Book you've got a thirty-room shack somewhere along the boulevard, There are more social lights in Little Newport than you can shake a cocktail at. Blueblood capital also deaws hefty FAMOUS WOMEN ST. ETHELREDA, THELREDA was one of four sis- E ters who becamo saints in the church after @ life devoted to religion. She was born in the early part of the seventh century. Ethel- reda at an early age was compelled to marry a noble of the Mercian king- dom. She became his wife in name only, and on his death retired to the Isle of Ely, intending to enter holy or- ders, The King of Northumbria, however, desired her In marriage, and she finally consented to become his wife, but, again, in name only. She fled from her husband after twelve yeurs and recelved the veil from St. Wilfred at Coldingham Abbey. Her husband sought to force her to return, but she took refuge on a headland on the coust near Coldingham, where a miracle iy sald to have saved her, for the waters gathered around her place of refuge, barring the advance of her husband. She returned to Elly in 672 and founded a monastery in which she died seven years later. | Your Wedding Anniversary|| Maxims 2 Modern Maid | WW By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. , Copyright, 1922 (New York Lvening World) by Pros Publishing Co. t, 102: RTISTIC noveltics in wool are A receiving such wide attention nowadays that the decorations for the seventh wedding anniversary are no difficult task. As sheep aro suggestive of wool, have a small sheep (these may be purchased in toy shops) at ch plate. Make strips either by braiding or crocheting wool in whatever scheme you have chosen’ for the decorations, Tie around the neck of each sheep, hay- ing a bow on top to which fasten the place card, Leave a loose end suf- ficiently long to reach to centre of table. At the centre construct a miniature ‘hill’? and cover with fine shavings of green paper to represent narrow color grass; around the base have flowers crocheted of wool or cut out of woolen material, Daisies or buttercups would be especially appropriate. The petals can easily be cut from felt, flannel or any wool fabric and fastened to cen- tres attached to stems which may be purchased, On the centre elevation have either a shepherdess or a shep- herd boy. Suitable dolls may be pur- chased and the costumes may be as elaborate as fancy dictates. Haye the doll standing with a crook in one hand and in the other hand place the ends of the woolen ribbon attached to each sheep. It would be nice to have seven guests—a lucky crowd, This would make seven ribbons of wool draped over the table. Haye seven low candle sticks and place one in each space between the woolen ribbons, forming a@ circle around the center- piece, Wind the candle holders with wool ip a diamond pattern or any pre- ferred design. Plain paper shades can be simflarly treated and either edged with small woolen flowers, tiny rosettes, or have flowers arranged in ‘clusters on sides of shades. A paper shade covered with @ lattice work in wool and edged with a ruching of same with a fringe of wool at bottom edge makes an effective shade. Since woolen flowers are used so extensively in dress, the materials and directions for making these flowers are now obtainable among the popular package goods in art embroidery de- partments. Free instructions are also given here for making these flowers. Seventh—the “Woolen Wedding” (New York Evening World) by Press Pubitshing Co. For elaborate decorations these might, After arguing for nearly a month, most couples have now settled however, be objectionable to the hostess of moderate means and for her the daisies and buttercups, as suggested, would solye the problem and could be used in profusion. Cover the dome with strands or cro- cheted bands of wool, either vertically or in a pattern. Have a band of the flowers around edge of dome and deep fringe of wool hanging down. At the top fasten a cluster of the wool flow ers, It would be nice to use a white woolen scarf tor the table or doylies might be knitted or crocheted of white wool or made out of white wool mate- rial with edges finished in wool. If paper is used, a wool border could be in+darning stitch in the table cloth, napkins and doylies. A cross-stitch design in woo) might further embellish these table appurtenances. If you use the paper serving cups attach one or a cluster of wool flowers, and for the bonbons get the plain serving cup forms, which can be had at 16 cents a dozen; crochet or knit a covering of wool and decorate with the wool flow- ers. Have a shepherd boy and a shep herdess to serve refreshments and present favors, A boutonniere of wool flowers for the men and a cluster of the same flowers for the lady guests could be worn as hair and lapel orna- ments for the evening, and could be put to good use for dress or fancy work purposes afterward. Crocheted or knitted skull caps could be substi- tuted for the men. A jolly game could be arranged by making an intricate web of strands ¢f wool. At the end of each attach « novelty in wool such aw pin cushions hairpin holders, crochet or knit neck- ties, a cat's face fashioned out of wool fabric and worsted to conceal « pad of shaving papers, needle and courtplaster cases and penwipers of fancy wool materials. These must be in two colors of wool to designate which strings hold men's prizes and which the women’s. The souvenir ends should be concealed in out-of- the-way places to afford real merri- ment, Gifts suitable for the woolen « ding are manifold, A pair of blan' ets 1s 4 worth-while gift. In th shops there are bewildering arrays of wool scarfs. A crocheted or knitted bag would be appropriate or it might be a bag ornamented with wool flow- ers. Other suggestions are a woolen rug, sweater, crocheted hat or tur- ban, fancy wool sport stockings, long woolen gloves, felt boudoir sitp- Pers, slumber shoes, party boots of wool fabric edged with fur, embrot- dered flannel cases for smal! silver or @ wool afghan for use on the couch or in the hammock. on a fifty-fifty basis the summer vacation problem. The wife has decided wher to spend it; the husband, how to pay for it! shilt KIRTS from Paris may be the bathing suit season ts over need any young mun do his watehful waiting on s used to go to luther’s well-stocked cellar erp any thirsty youth « Even the gprofessional raduate course just by Love With Her Husband Who Is Out Land That Customer! longer, but not until Matiron Corner and sorcerers for lov need beyond jie » find & potion which will ng around! no girl nowadays vamp can take w post watching the Nice Woman in to Help Him Marriage, to the professional bachelor, seems like a pill some one is always wanting him to toke after he has finished his banquet of love What a woman thinks: That the man she loyes can do a worse thing tnau be unfattlitul to her—and that's telling her he has been unfaithful When a man‘springs a double entendre, a nice £ underetanding, but the only don’t know what you mean!’ safe thing for her rl may LOOK unutterable to SAY is “I'm afratd “1 The slogan of the short-skirted, pesocked baling gill (his year appears to be: Count ten before you speak you believe anybody's salary tf you're angry “Half a leg—half a leg—half a leg upward!” and divide by ten vefur | WHY NOT LOOK YOUR BEST? | By Doris Doscher Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by ress Publishing Co. EAR MISS DOSCHER: D 1 am a@ constant reader of your articles found them very helpful. and have | have also practiced the massage tri ments on my mother, who is for- ty-three years of age, but has a can do to reduce my bust and state some exercises | can take to accomplish reduction? | have for some time been trying the arm circling exercise, but looking over your column find that you recom- mend it for developing. | am 28 years old and weigh 145 pounds. muoh’older appearance. Under her © My bust measurement is 42 as very dark rings and inches, 80 you can see how much saging has not out of proportion | am. Do you give me _ believe in drugs for that purpose? DOROTHY, also troubled with tired f iyaraigas hata avalon Ciued ae a No matter how much she Se tena re, MesieE nH she does not seem to get enough, DAUGHTER, nkles un- der the eyes often come from internal disorder. This would have to be reme- died before a cure would be effective, The tired feelings would be another symptom that would bear out this theory. A complete rest in a recum- bent position of a week at least is very The discoloration and effective. Dear Mies Doscher: Will you p tell me what 1 beneficial for reduction and dey ment. Drinking Hauids with your meals and the exercise of trying to make the elbows meet in the back are helpful In reducing the bust. ¥ did not state your height, but if are not over 5 feet & inches in height you are at least 15 pounds overweight. Absolutely and decidedly I do not be- Neve in any drugs for reduction, The only sane method ts a combination of a rational diet and systematic exer- cine The Jarr Family By Roy L Copyright, 1922 (New York Event ‘cc HAT I want to know is, are we ever going to get back to earth again?’ asked Mr. Jarr, impatiently. “Back to earth?’ repeated Mrs. Jarr. “Do you consider life with you a heavenly existence “You know what I mean, Mr. Jarr. “As long as we minded our own affairs and had our own fights about our own affairs, life was more or Jess one grand, sweet song. But ever since we got mixed up in other people's love affairs, ever since you tried to marry Jack Silver—Jack Sil- ver had never done anything to you— to Gladys Cackleberry, it's been noth- ing but a mixup and fuss and excite- ment over and about other people. And, doggone it! I'm tired of it, and I want to get out of it and go back to living my own life in my own way!" “Your life in your own way!"’ sneered Mrs. Jarr. ‘‘You talk like one of those lady social Bolshevists, the women who want to live in stu ‘ios, on canned goods, and smoke cigarettes, ad disguise Lie culu: of their souls while the ‘color of their clothes would be changed for the bet ter by dry cleaning, and their bobbed hair with @ shampoo and a comb and brush!" “I hope I haven't been lady-like even strong-mindedly lady-like,"’ ven tured Mr, Jarr. “Well, don't talk about leading your life in your own way, That's the way Tilly Dihglebender talked when she insisted on marrying the parson with ho pulpit and seven small children She's living her own life in her ow: way now, demonstrating edible break fast food around the country, while her husband is keeping house and finding fault with her because she doesn’t get @ better paying position Only that the seven amall children je had and the three she’s had can d gest the edible breakfast food, and si brings home a valisefull of sample of it every evening, otherwise they’: be all in the poorhouse,” Never mind your Tilly rephed Ding! benders or any of your girl friend Gladys Cac rry included," replied Mr, Jarr, "We ‘are getting a from the point at issue, What 1 a making here a8 @ declaration of inde pendence is the voicing of my firm re solve to go about my own business tnd lead the happy life of other days and have no more to do with Jack Silver's affairs, Gladys Cackleberry's affairs, old Mrs, Dusenberry's affairs ANYBODY'S affairs! I'm going to attend strictly to my own affairs!"’ “Who ever asked you to do any thing else?’ asked Mra, Jarr, ‘Jack . McCardell ng World) by Press Publishing Co. Silver was YOUR friend, He was no acquaintance of mine, thank good- ness! And all that I ever did was to be civil to him, and sometimes not even that. You brought him to this house, And if he had been half a man he could have been married years ago to Clara Mudridge-Smith and the poor girl wouldn't be dying of a broken he - “'S'nuff!'' said Mr. Jarr. shortly. “TI see by the soctety columns, whidl Jenkins calleg my attention to at the office, that she is breaking her heart at Bar Harbor, And her husband says the amount he has to send her in checks to pay for her losses at bridge indicates to him that the firm will break before even she cracks a ventricle. But I don’t care. I want to forget her. I want to forget the whole mess I was dragged into! You see before you Little-Johnny-Mind- His-Own-Business!" “Why, you talk to me as though I were to blame!" cried Mra, Jarr. “I'm not twitting anybody. I'm through with it, that's all!’ growled Mr. Jarr. “You never mind,”’ said Mrs. Jarr. “Jack Silver now loves Gladys Cackle- berry. Look at the big solitaire en- sagoment sing he gave hes aiid lie emerald stick pin she took playfully out of his scarf, and his platinum cigarette cage she took out of his et." ‘She had a nerve,’’ said Mr. Jarr, “to take those things from him be- sides what he gave her. “Aren't they engaged? Jarr. won't have anything to take patie ee GOING DOWN! EAR ONE: Where do other D people get their opinions of you? Frem you, do they not? Either an action, or something you have said, is the impression of you. increase the good will which should be held for you by your fellow citi- which is held by othe What are you doing to increase it is to talk the advancing Business is better than always thought. you expected. It in if you THINK it Am | correct? you careful ne ir to talk poverty? Do you talk cheer- fully? People like to do busi successful people. jeve in yourself. Never run yourself down, Talk prosperity—or keep still! Very sincerely, ( ALFALFA SMITH, Ee A in His Golf Bag. quota of social leapers. Social leaper is multi - bulllonaire whose great - great - great - and-then-somo gBrandpop missed Mayflower gang Plank by forty minutes or more. Hu is guy that tries to climb {nto Four Hundred with platinum spur on a rope of pearls. But crashing gates of social parasites is not so simple as {t sounds, Inside circle of uppercrust ig like 18 collar on a 15% dress shirt. Hard to get into, and, once yo in, uncomfortable until you get out, All the world’s a stage, according to experts, and Newport is place fur ten-twenty thirty million dollar show Mrs. Moving Van Rensselaer Scliu) - ler entertains Lord Bluckhead fv dizzy week-end. Peacock livers avo served for breakfast, with bird uf paradise eggs on toast. Me Lori plays eighteen holes in Schuyler backyard and reports for luncheon o grilled orchid stems, served tafor- mally on plates made of $20 guld pieces. Garden picnic is, pulled for Lords , enjoyment at night, with ditties by Calli-Gurgi, Jigs by Pavluppeg an! Jap lanterns kept lighted by Thor) A. Edison. No threc-carat stone | left unturned to make week-end « yelping success—soclally, artistical!. and expensively, And after marm. lade and toast on Monday mornin... Lord Blockhead borrows carfare + next stop at Narragansett Pier. Newport is last syllable in cx elusive behavior, Every member «: smart set Is born with a golden spoun in his golf bag. When the elite spias!) ocean for morning dip, Neptui: shifts gears and gi 5 second-spevi waves and Old Boreas turns on sw Southwestern zephyrs. Everything is soothing and refine | Gents guaranteed not to sunburn by - yond sepla shade, and debutantes y+! 360 rebate per freckle from Newport Board of Trade. Beach ts combi! and shampooed, after using, by bur- bers; and nails in bathhouses maun:- cured, Nothing ts spared to make Newport seductive, Credit facilities of villas. butcher and grocer are four mont): wide and 865 days long. Poker chi), are made of silent rubber and rouie: wheels twirl without a squeak, Tru fic bulls on Newport boulevards a trained not to follow scented gar: line, and summonses are reversil)! when served on inmates of gold \ spoon circle. Hooch sleuths sniffing under seul ~! Volstead orders are deaf, dumb uni! blind ané have hay fever. Only seni they have working is that of touci All in all, resume of Newport i charming. Come and bring the kiv dies for » week's vacation if you vy inherit fifty millions, net. Sac DO You WINKLE STREET. INKLE STREET is one of ti almost forgotten byways 0! downtown New York of whic! there is no longer the slightest traco. Along with Rip Van of the sani family name, it has become only legend, and whether or not it wa named for our most famous moon- shiner history has us guessing. But Winkle Street, in 1660, ran pa allel to tho present Whitehall Street. between Pearl and Bridge Streets, Was one of the main Amsterdam,.as on its site were 10 cated the Company storehouses, Th: residence district, which began where the storehouses left off, might wel! have boasted the home of Rip himsel/ They were quaint, wooden houses covered with reeds and shingles, and im the little back yards the goou yrouws washed and scolded. The more pretentious houses of Winkle Street, however, were built of little shiny, yellow-glazed brick. baked in Holland. They were varic gated with blacker bricks of quaint cross and checkered design. Thesi houses were placed in a straggling manner about the little town, white! then formed a semi-circle made by Wall Street and the East and Nort|) Rivers, Outside was the ‘‘stoep,"’ or store as the New Englanders still call thei: front steps to the vast amusement of those who own ‘porches’ in tho West or ‘galleries’ in the Sout!) On the stoop the families used to gather for ‘social interchange,” as historians term gossip. Within were the tidy rooms wit! well-serubbed, snow-white floors cov- ered with finest sand drawn in figures. But for the benefit of any one who is sighing for the dear dead days as he reads this, hanging op a subway Strap within earshot of six different national languages and nose range of sixteen national smells, we might add that tn 1660, when Winkle Street was at its zenith, New Amsterdam con- tained 1,400 people who spoke eigh- teen different tongues. Know? pactigsige