The evening world. Newspaper, April 22, 1922, Page 8

= ane ntnaclentaniooa ‘ i a er treo ren ane EIR Frere eteernerreneeennteneineiera ee RR Dotash ana The Partners Find Lit tleto Be Said in Favor of Modern Drug Stores as Compared With Those in the Days When They Were Young. Abe andMawruss Will Feel Better, However, When a Full Line of Ladies’ Waists and Dresses Are Added to Present Offerings. _THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, APRIZ 22, 1922. y'understand, but the same price also covered the bottle, the cork, the label ind the medicine, which tasted as a ral rule tly like the drug melt, with @ little peppermint and it's the same color like store, and not only was they store a y'understand, but they also hi 4 smell and taste to them, thi one day's sickness in bed, jon't L know it,"* Morris said, ‘which when T was a young feller, there was a druggist by the name of htidt on Henry Strect, Abe, and that feller could give you a dark brown medicine for 25 cente, y'under. whieh would do more for you in them days than you could get done for you today with a fifteen hundred dollar 0} jon, two trained nurses private room in Mount Sinai at $150 a week. Ane, to maké a sale of 10 if it was only for the plea pouring such medicines down t understand me. “Why, 1 can medicine, Schmidt twenty-five cents. Derimutler Where Is That Old Fashioned “‘Drug Store Smell”? 66] F FARM TRACTORS could be mounted on a card and displayed on | a show case, Mawruss, drug stores would carry them all right remember used stand which a cold and that m couldn't stay in the same hume for one hour even anc Hospital “Also, plain boiled rice even without the heartburn something “Sure, [ know," Abe said, “I medicine couldn't stay in the same human body for one hour even.” sid, y'understand, but he would also give you Second ald, third afd and so orth and #0 on, up to pretty near as up in tissue paper and give you a package of pep permint lozenges with mottoes in red letters.” ydering {t through him.” | whole’ throat was gone with dred to one that t would be ‘a It put you to sleep ents’ wor | of myr at{@lmost Immediately, Abe, and when because they carey everything else that could be displayed that conte Mintdt Would Gull wie tecnnt| you woke up you would think that way. wrap them up in tissue paper for you {the Het water bottle had busted on to take home and show the folks, ang |%OUs but it was only the perspiration five you a package of peppermint] Which Schmidt's medicine had thrown Lind of miss the old time drug store which used to smell of drugs angen with imottose'pritived on them | eh htdn: Abe, : m n red letters,” “That was some modicine, Abe. & and not sauerkraut or whatecer happens to be cooking on the soda n red lett When you got up the next morning fountain.”” FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD AID. | you didn't have no cold, y'understand, ~ ‘| should say!" Abe exclaimed.| but you felt as wenk os though you “ s oOWhy "i o yr ist wou had bee iS we in the hospital See ee ee eC tai ww then Whe; 4 sal reneanbor eins ieee eRe amet Ne Tt only wine my, Wits teed to( RID) YONG) fever, and. for, twa myrrh, Schmidt would pull two teeth, wrap them used to give for 25 cents which a cold.and that PU"); () the old Red Cross days firat|Months afterwards you couldn't eat terrible,"" water Which You take them medicines you used to get by the old corner drug red for the stomach or brown for the lungs, jad such at after y'under- stand, you would insist on getting up, sure of he sink, cough give for a sort of a change- able dark brown and green it was— nedicine an body getting used to much as cutting off your leg, y'under. |8atgle with Schmidt's Cure for Sore prescription which requires rhubarb} stand, and he'd do that too if he| Throat, and when I got through gar- powder and mathematic spirits of |thought you would let him'make a Sling, Mawruss, not only was the ammonia, y'understand, 1's a hun-|commisston on the wooden leg, by SOrencss gone, but practically the it. It are: Three Kings, viata,’ and IN THE REALM OF MUSIC Manhattan Opera Winds Up Its Twenty-Three-Week Season To-Night. ° By Frank H. Warren. With its two performances to-day the Metropolitan completes its twen- ty-three-week season in New York. The organization leaves at midnight by two different routes for seven performances In Atlanta beginning next Monday with “Ermani.” Other works the Southerners have selected “Carme: ‘Faust, Paglincei." Mr “Loreley,” ‘Oracolo,” of Suzanne" tti-Casazza bas given here this season thirty-four different operas—twenty-four in Ital- fan, elght In French, four in German, two in English, total 168 number of eleven double bills nd one benefit performance of four acts from four different works. The performances was Then there were ten in Brook- lyn and sixteen in Philadelphia which, with the seven In Atlanta and twenty- three Sunday night concerts, make a grand total the company. Mr. of 221 Gatti kept his promises, appearances for pro- “Die Tote Stadt” . “Parsifal” . “Tristan und Isolde," the Metropolitan, wan evening at notable chiefly of Isolde by Florence Easton. With memories of t work kuere” state that Mm season's best week, memorable. Miss Bobby tained an audi children in Town Hall with a costume recital, Miss programme wi her performan her diction better. Mme. Paviowa and her ballet will decorate the stage of the Metropoll- * tan Opera House next week for five performances evening being omitted) Saturday afternoons. Thursday night organization Brooklyn Academy. made up of “Amarilla,” a gypsy story; the st Wednesday in “Die Wal- still active one {s inclined to If her associates, Mme. Claus« sen and Mr. Sembach, had kept pace with her the evening would have been 6 me sung last for the fine portrayal he sopramo's excellent e. Easton reserved her efforts far the final Besler, soprano, enter- lence of grown-ups and Besler sings her varied th the right spirit and ce would benefit were {i (Thursday and on Wednesday and appears at the Monday's bill is a ry ES, Mawruss, it used to ry was that a druggist must ought to be a Gradgewate in Pharmacy, y’under- stand, but now from the number of side-lines he car- ries, it don't harm if he would also be a i} Gradgewate in Clothing, a Gradgewate in H Books, Toys and }Stationery, a Gradgewate in Candy and par- Mjticularly a Gradgewate in Tobacco and Cigars,” Abe Potash commented to his partner, Morris Perlmutter. “1 see even where the other day a big chain of drug stores goi into financial trouble on account of go- ing into hardware as a side-line,” Morris Perlmutter —_ observed, “which they probably wanted to carry farm tractors in their surgi- cal implement department. “If farm tractors could be mounted em a card and displayed on a show- ense, Mawruss,"" Abe sald, ‘drug stores would carry them all right, be- cause they carry everything else that qould be displayed that way. “In fact, Mawruss, there is some |some day they would be called upon|screws and shoo y “| KIND OF MISS THE OLD TIME DRUG STORE WHICH USED TO SMELL OF DRUGS AND NOT SAUERKRAUT OR WHATEVER HAPPENS TO BE COOKING AT THE SODA FOUNTAIN.” ed their stores upon the chance that , part whiskbrooms, ink erasers, ‘cork- shining outfits, out of anyhow the rhubarb powder. ‘And now if he as much as tries to “Well, there is so many things|take a splinter out of your finger, which a druggist carries as a sideline | Abe.” Morris sald, “right away the that he don't make no profit out of, | Amalgamated Doctors of North Amer=|&¥er you ate t like postage stamps, telephones, Local No. 1, gets after him for| STANDARD practising medicine without a licens which if the Clathing’ Manufacturers’ | Association of America would get after him for being a druggist and tising clothing, and the retail , Candy and Stationery Dealers’ Association would prosecute him for prescribing teddy bears when he was only a druggist and not a toy deale y'understand, I suppose the poor feller would be obliged to charge Delmonico weighing machines and cigar lighters, Abe,"’ Morris remarked, ‘that nobod should ought to consider it out of the way for a druggist to try to make a little profit not only out of arsenic or talcum powder, but also The Little Wonder Can and Bottle Opener, a full line of the latest novels, and Ken- nedy’s Pennsylvania Sausages served hot at the soda fountain every day from twelve to two with other such and retall druggis' “And when and you felt relieved from for making up a prescription,’ Abe declared, ‘tyou would think that all you had to do would be to take a four ounce bottle of medicine down to the United States Sub-Treasury and they could get two ounces gold out of It by the cyanide process or something.” COUGH MEDICINE WITH A KICK. “They've got to charge such prices, | Abe," Morris said, “because nowa-| days doctors don’t prescribe rhubarb | and senna and licorice and all them| drugs which tasted so bad and acted 80 good. “Doctors nowadays wouldn't coa- sider themselves up to date if their prescriptions could be filled at the average drug store without the drug- gist having to send downtown to the wholesale drug district and go to a wholesale druggist after wholesale drugs before he could get at least two of the drugs needed to fill the pre- scription “And when you get such a prescrip- tion filled, Mawruss,"" Abe asked, what good does it do you? Ninety- nine times out of a hundred, it's got SMELL. “Say, for my part, if them big chain drug stores would carry a full line of ladies’ waists and dresses in connection with their cosmetic and perfumery departments, Mawru our salesmen would be very glad to call, y’understand,”” Abe said, “but I kind of miss the old time drug store hich used to smell of drugs and not sauerkraut or whatever happens to be cooking on the soda fountain. “In them days, Mawruss, if you felt a little under the weather, y‘un- derstand, you didn’t right away loos- en up for $10 to a stomach specialist or to one of them professors which lays everything to the teeth, under- stand me. You went over to the cor- ner drug store, and you begun to feel better just as soon as you was inside the door and got hit in the face with that old time drug store smell. “phen the druggist came from be- hind the prescription counter, and for 50 cents he not only listened to your troubles and'gave them a damsite 10-cent you.” chain drug st¢ Company or made your moutli and lips look like one of these here Spitz dawgs, Maw- russ, and for a couple of weeks wha “Well, anyhow, throat’ specialist piece of coal out of your ey for twenty-five dollars with a janaesthetic, the way the old-fashioned days with a match and the corner of your handkerchief," staples of a drug store as roast beef, | prices for his prescriptions in order to|ing the entire output of the Penn-|son's record: Tuesday Roshanara, dancing roast lamb and all the regular] make a living. ; Soloatitouusiee ously ndlnitg: de Number of | Wednesday — Philharmonic Society. Nexeret Pec “Well, as a matter of fact, Mawr right eye, underneath the upper lia] Opere Performances. | Beethoven's ninth symphony concert THE OLD TIME DRUG STORE|the way druggists soak you nowadays| y'understand, all you were expected ines : by orchestras of the Music Schoo! to do to show your appreciation was to schenck the druggist one of his own cigars, ately put back {n stock just so soon as you closed the store door behind ‘At the same time, Mawruss, them old-fashioned drug stores was terrible unsanitary places,” a time I seen Schmidt the druggist chase his old cat off of brushes and sponges when he wanted “Rarber of Se Verdi Va ec id others, it a= to sell one to a customer, Mawruss. A POW een ane o with se weds cial musical activities arranged «by saeeiala Buzzi-Peceia, Fucito, ank «La thing like that wouldn't be not for one moment in any of them is being run by “Dionysus,” with its light transforma- tion, and seven shorter pleces. ducing all the novelties and revivals he had planned for. A more detatied review of the season will appear later in this c@lumn, but it may be sald now that outside of the productions and their worth the most discussed of the season's incidents were the appear- ances of the great Russian Challapin, the coming of Marie Jeritza, the Viennese soprano, the decision of Miss Farrar to retire from the organiza- tion and the renewal of Mr. Gatti’s contract for another three years after 1928 Those who reve! in statistics may find solace {n this table of the sea- asted like indelible Ink."* OIL AND CINDERS. ye, ear, nose take a e nowadays local To-morrow’s concerts are: Kreister, violinist; Marjorie Squires, contralto; Young Men's Symphony Orchestra; International Composers’ Guild; last concert at Metropolitan Opera House: “Faust"’ at Longacre Theatre, benefit Italian orphans; American Guild of Banjoists, Mandolinists and Guitar- ists, Town Hall. Monday—Jeanne de Ware, Debussy lecture; William Bachaus, pianist; Michael Banner, violinist; Louls Edgar Johns, playing his own compositions, Rumford Hall, t could do it in the old Morris declared. he got through with you, like you had just been years and years of hav- Settlement, Town Hall. Saturday— Dezso d'Antalffy, composer and or- ganist, of Budapest, and Maria Sam- son, soprano; Louls Rozsa, baritone, Aeolian Hall; Porta-Povitch dancers,' Aeolian Hall. which he Immedi- rnani” so. “La Boheme . “Madama Butterfly” Towen . Manon Lescaut” ‘ Lammermoor The Caruso Voufwdation will exhibit nessa Galleries, No. 1 West 69th et, heginning next Monday and continuing two weeks, a collection of hooks, autographs and instruments of Abe said. “Many the tooth Forge and others. Songs written by Mrs. Caruso will be sung for the first time and Mrs. Caruso will be present afternoon concert. Metintol Andrea Chenter" “Secret of Suzanne’ Horta Godunoff’ ores, which T understand le the Standard Oi! the United States Steel aoa sea nn em aeea rr seevernesoenee @euggists which seems to have stock- to fill a prescription made up of equal | whereas if some one comes in. with a more sympathy than your wife did,|no smell to it, it's got no taste to it, Margaret Hill, Famous ‘‘Vamp’’ Who Worked With the Aristocrats of Crime, Explains the Way $250,000 Went Into the Pockets of America’s Most Daring Gang of Dress-Suit Criminals in Four Evenings and How One Dupe Turned Crook Himself to Get His Money Back. How Rich Really Did Dr. Peebles’Ghost Come 4; Was King Croesus? to the Birthday Dinner? 7” Princeton University Explorers to | Anyhow, They Placed an Empty Chair for f oe Ope the Tomb of the Famous | Their Departed Friend and Got an Interest- # eller of Ancient Times and | ing Message, They Said, and a Promise of 9 Hunt for His Bank Book. More News from the Beyond. 8 PAGE MAGIC BOOK ‘i CHILDREN y= % THE What Next in Young Lord Craven’s Gay Career? Why Queen Mary’s Ladies Are Borrowing Babies. Tormenting Our American Missionary Women in Persia. To Solve the Mystery of ‘‘Tiger’s Eyes.”’ “Her Unwelcome Husband,” by W. L. George. “‘Secrets of the Russian Revolution,”’ by Maxim Gorky. A Full Page in Exquisite Colors, by Nell Brinkley. ONLY IN NEXT SUNDAY’S NEW YORK “The One and Only Secret of Happy Marriage” By Kathleen Norris | $50 WEEKLY PRIZE FOR THE BEST RADIO IDEA Corporation—I forget which.” agile BENS mond rane “Sure I know,” Morris concluded.| “Haunt “put when it comes to having a cinder] Carmen’ : BING dithealad J icipseabaghad taint taken out of my eye, Abe, It seems to Manon’ (Maswenot) . MARIE WILL WED JUNE 1, me that Schmidt the druggist could Ta Navarrates BELGRADE, April 22 (Associated do it a whole lot better than the] 10" Fae erS Fress).—The marriage of King Alexan Standard O11 Company—with or with. | yameen at Dalila der of Jugo-Slavia and Princess Maris, out the assistance of the United States | x chk second daughter of King Ferdinand and Steel Corporation “Laohenei"* Queen Marie of Roumania, has been MONTAGUE GLA “Tristan tind Taolde" definitely fixed for June 1, it was an- (Copyright, 1922, The Bell Syndi “Die Wathuer 6 nounced to-day