The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1922, Page 28

pen A A ae EN Oe NN Ta ae pana ae | EY CHARLES PSILAL of Boddy, it is Jonnie who goes a bunting this time, and sbe j fiuds game so pleutitul tbat ip the course of three acts she not only bags as many hustavds but ix about to take a sbot at still another €asy mark when she decides to have a heart With fying as well as fam colors, fairly @hysica) briliacce and glowing sense of bumor There is a good dea) of twee ant fot & little burlesque in the cuinedy ; ; en from the pYounK couple Gladys Ungor hus taken from A French of Armont and Gerbidon. ft ts ah occasionally amusing and wholly [in the improbable piece of nonsense in keep img with the silly season that seems © be setting in a little earlier than leen P. quite beyond belief here, no matter] H. what she may have been in Paris. In @anging from one husbund to an- ether everything is made so easy fr her that each act is like # paper hoo through which she Jumps without the slightest effort. In making a mere plaything of matrimony, Miss Unger should not be surprised if her play is taken as a joke. The evet-ready bride is Jennie in ith Street, with a cheap song writer for her husband; Genevieve on River- side Drive, when she becomes the w ofthat prosperous business man, Her- an Krauss, and Guinevere, if you e, after oulliving a still ph affluent captain of indus! Avenue. By these stagen you note her rise in the id until! as a so cially active widow she is about to make un alliance with an Englisir Then her heart turns back to erstwhile song Duke. her. first tove,’ the writer. who hus meanwhile Detroit and so marvellously improved his menners and bis fortunes that be apenks casually of marrying the @auchter of his millionaire employer. You may be touched to know that Jennie. bless her kind heart, got this gilt-edged) job for Jim through Krauss. ‘The simple lerman had been wont to gaze rapturously at her in W4th Street. wend her love letters and flowers, and finally come over in his neighborly way and beg her to marry him. Thus it came about that Jim gave her @ goldfish as the sign of parting on which they had agreed— much like the raspberry of vulgar choice—and she iikewise slipped him one a moment later. Just how man and wife can break up housekeeping and go their separate ways carrying goldfish conveniently may puzale you, ‘but it’s a pretty idea, don’t you think? ‘Well, ff you don't no matter! What you should, in order thoroughly to ‘understand the whole arrangement, is that Jennie was prepared for her life the upper circles by @ professor of portment, no less a personage than Count Stanislaus Nevsk!. Miss Rambeau get the best fun gut Of the ridiculous proceedings by put- ting on airs in the gaudy Riverside Brive apartment, where the Count t her how to behave in a fash- ‘ se restaurant and in a box at the opera, But she was.even quicker to grasp the meaning of Park Avenue, when, burning with love and two balls, the frightfully rich Hamil- gone to pame into her receptive ear. From her @ husband right there. As Guinevere, in her sudden widowhood, jough awfully tired with her social | littis founds and the persistent demands | but Porters, chantingly beautiful and acted like a the simple dress of her Jennie days 29g left the Duke flat. She wanted r Jim again, and strange as it may Qeem, he was brought to her by rauss, who had comfortably estab- lished himself as her adviser. Wilton Lackaye played the Count ip. grand style, and the tre made nmusing by Wilfred Lytell, len Hendricks and Robert T, Huins. Lucille LaVerne, as « colored lady of hints. friend of Jenny's bargain basement @aym added considerably to the fun of foe incredible scenes. —— Society ae “In a Musical “Zero. "*Zero,"’ billed in the programme as a musical misrepresentation,” began week's engugement at the 44th t Theatre last night for the Beret of The Dug-Out and The Veterans’ Mountain Camp, organiza- tlons which look after the welfare of @#*service men. The cast,.which was made up entirely of amateurs, acted was excellent. in forée to witness the initial per-]#nd muse about and those who were there] Were when"? ——. well entertained. The book and|to look at some of the pictures taken were written by N, . H. Calixte Davison and kKath- P. Dalton. Kathleen P, Dylton| Wheeler Oukmal Mr. Davison are crodited with the of the score, J. Sidney directed the staging of the piece ane May Leslie put on the dances. Marjorie Rambeau Gilds “The Goldfish” DARNTON Pnxaged in this matrimonial Sport af Maxine Eliott’s Theatre last uizht, Marjorie Rambeau came off 3 The Goldfish” with bef e wrecked in & und come out of a state of invensibilily in a weird and who did well In the cust are Dorothy Davison, Kath: Dalton, Edmunde Bene, Van ux, Allce Bowker, N, Dorothy Coolidge. Spooner, Kensselaer Mal ‘Weual, The much-married heroine !8} Hamilton Dalton, Brinkerhoff MacCulley, Phyllis Chapman, Hall und Margaret Ramwey. LITTLE MARY. “MIXUP ‘ton Hare, S MARY. "RUN OveR } TS MRS Birtters Ve to AND Borrow ra Iii REWORH > HALE Dozen | WAS DARWIN RIGHT? Darwin's theory on the descent of man may be all right—then, again, it may be all wrong. We'll not argue that point. But it’s a widely-known fact that more men make monkeys of themselves than monkeys make|this line of* film drama would soon men ‘of themselve: fen Volstead J. Power breathed that magical] must admit that Ev come to the But Tomasso, a Java monk, used|The name of the travesty is look we could see Herman's finish as} by Allan Holubar in his latest pic- “Why do I pay so much attention to my fan mail?" cross-questioned a comedian yesterday, “Because these letters are from Mr, and Mrs. Public and all husbands |Publics and often contain valuable} tiny’ through a cemetery Sunday and popular the little “The public pays my salary und| {oe ine carven word: pays the salaries of all my company all work, und Norma Mitchell as q[ and! think its wishes, ap expre io its communi my consideration. OH, SHUSH! asked Warden Lawes of Sing Sing during a picture show at sithe prison yesterday, here put ane in mind of a brand new motion picture We thought for three minutes before we hit the answer, and even then let him spring it ‘Because,"' awaiting release."’ Add another to the list of reasons wo wouldn't want to be ip Sing Sing. should tite “why, “do my men he answered," they are] passersby and ask to be directed to NO “GOOD OLD DAY: Unlike almost everything else, there] tre yet? sang like professionals und the] are no ‘good old days” in the movies. Society turnea|The movie folky cannot All they can do is Hamilton}ten years ago and guffaw. This was brought out yesterday by|champ. and now a movie actor with who has the Jead}Raymond Hitchepck in “The Beanty tn Oliver Morosco's ‘The] Shop,” is # confirmed checker player. ‘should have The story at “Zero,” such as there seen some of the pictures of top. years he to-day, HE'LL of a those Ham- Alice inate safe Ten. HER THe EGes - | \F You THINK SHE'S GOT A-GOOD VOICE ~ THEN T KNOW WHY THERE AREN'T ANY: FEMALE JUDGES On THe BENCH ! ago. We look back and laugh at the crudities of thase times, ‘We are often asked if we miss an audience. I can say that we do not, tnd that it ts easier to act for the camera than it fs in u theatre.’ There; that's settled ut lust. HERE AT LAST. With @ million, more or les: stuff” pictures turned loose within the past féw months, !t was only log- ical to presume that a travesty on face. It has, and it’s really funny, too, ‘Cold and is an Educational-Christic Feet’ ture, comes pretty rear makipg 4] comedy. man of himself in the film. The p' is but three ye: t loluber declares that the takes |souvenir of the film until his dying made upon her by newspaper re-| direction far, far better than a lotlday. Recently he, Viora Daniel and Miss Rambeau looked en-|of his “brother actor: We wouldn't be at all eurprised {i highborn lady until she got back into| Holubar wasn't right. y wards, who vf Harry D. Edward Plays the }1, remember how to spell Apalachl- cola villain in “Cold Feet,’ will bear a John Brown,” a huge brown bear, supposed to be harmless, were acting in a scene, The bear forgot he was harmless and sank his teeth in Ed- right wrist, Miss Daniel ea- CAUGHT AT LAST, A movie fan writes Screenings to the effoct thut she and a friend were strol- chanced upon a huge monument bear- “HOUDINI Well,’ muttered the friend, "that’ ONE place Houdin! wont get out of. But Harry Houdini vows und de- clares the monument doesn't mark his last resting place at al! A REPEAT. Eddie Evans, old time showman, whose quaint and nafural rube make- up is widely known tn all parts of the country, is working as a publicity stunt-man for a certain uptown pic- ture. Evans's duty has been to stop the theatre housing the film. Last night the ‘trube” approached u man and asked his usual question, Fer th’ lovamike,"" ejaculated the man, ‘Haven't you found that thea- 1 told you how to find it three nights eee faa \t Evans si! ut of six million "good rr people I picked a ‘repeat.’ " DRAUGHTS: James J, Corbett, ex-heavyweignt He insists, however, eckers by its ‘draughts. Up at the upon calling original namo, Cosmopolitan “HERE Goes Hat | TouGH CoP TOWARDS MY QaR — "Tae" ME FoR LEAVING i STANDING “HERE Tou LONG! i TaMorRoW yesterday Jim and Hitchy were loaf- ing between scenes and Jim fashioned a checkef board on a plank and thoy used the caps off near beer bottles as checker men, make good checker Hitchy. well together,"’ yelled Hitchy. ly and physically. Fla, it was announced yesterday, won 4 $10,000 prize offered by Goldwyn for mind for five long reels what Cullen Landis does in Your Step,” wonderful collection of Chinuse an- tiques, shows law and order in the Philip- pines, last scene in "The Light In the Dark,” studio Him Se U can't square (T wit tr's GoNNA SET ME wack | Five Berries! The Evening V/orld’s Comics l 1 Jus’ want You + DO ME & Favor WHEN Y'SEE ANY OF THESE KIDS CLIMBING INTO MY CAR , SHOo 'EM Bo 2 Miniter ARRESTED roe “Do you know why these becr caps men?" asked ‘No,"’ answered Jim. "Because beer and draughts go so Then Corbett moyed, both checker- STILLS. Winifred Kimball of Apalachicola, enario. Well, it's worth $10.000 Imagine having homicide on your That's just “Watch his latest film Gouverneur Morris, author, has a One of them does his cooking. Latest semi-news reel just released Hope Hampton, having finished the leaves to-morrow for an extended Southern trip. She will be present when a million-dollar cinema numed for her is opened in Dallas, Tex. Norma Shearer, who appeared re- cently opposite Eugene O"Hrien in “Channing of the Northwest," yes- terday signed to appear in the leud- ing feminine part in the K. D. B. pic- ture, “The Law of the Northlands. She must like that northern utmos- phere—ch, wot? Always u consistent booster of Lloyd Hamilton, the screen comic, we cannot let this opportunity get by to say that “The Rainmaker” is one of the funniest things he has ever done. “The Greenhorn" was his best. “No Trespassing,"" which hasp't been releused yet, will be given @ showing to-morrow morning at the Hodkinson projection room. There will be « nice summer home for rent up Harrison, N. Y., wa soon. It ix the home of Dick thelmess and his wife, Mary Hay. Both will be so busy this summer they won't be able to take « vacation Marian Battista, the gill-sized screen several movie star friends “It really may be gold that glit- ters,"" muses Aesop's Film Fables, Mile. Nuzimova has “disappeared.” NOISE THAN THAT ¢ MUSIC To YOUR EARS - THEN A FOG HORN MUST SOUND LiKe THE CHIMES To star, is giving 4 box party to-night to MAKING. Less \F THATS * day: other story. “Well, the the mean served to us. sleuc?” worst! A REGULAR SHERLOCK, LLE. LENGLEN, the lawn ten- nis expert, said at a dinner one “I like America and I particularly like the generous portions you give in your restaurants. American was a wag und he poked a grout deal of fun ut little At tho end of the meat course the waiter asked him: How did you find your steak, ‘Oh, quite easily,” can. I'm a detective, you know. Los Angeles Tim BASE “INGRATITUDE. SENATOR at a banquet was A talking about ingratitude — a failing of which politics af- fords many flagrant examples. ‘That plece of ingratitude was the he said. a happening at Coney Island ‘A man and woman were walking | co! WHAT ? sit wou! LEND ME SX Ee NT, You Tou.d HER das “RETURN TiteEMm TOMORROW - DID NT You * AND SHEN sHe REFUSED 2 é_WwHar pp ste say? The Boss ‘“Loves”’ 1 SOUNDED, LIKE AN OPERA 5 STAR! § 1S SINGING FoR us FANS TO-DAY! mated conve: mated. In France it is an- T live in Nice and American gentle- man and his wife took me to dinner at one of the res- taurants in the Avenue de la Gare —Avenue de la Victoire we call it ton Star. portions that were said the A “It reminds me of boardwalk in ant- ip? wood. madge Keaton ip fits freedom. ~ She will not answer any knocks upon the door of her mansion out in Holiy- She ts resting prior to more strenuous work In a big new film. “A foolish flapper who Frederick Vogeding, actor, has been added to the cast of ‘itterness of Sweets."* No, Norma and Constan “My Wife's Relations.”’ “To every play that Charlie shows the public's sure to go" is the gist ‘of a movie nursery rhyme just given janother lady. apple, Mrs. famous Dutch tion. versution grew more and more uni- It rose to shouts on the man's part and shrieks on the woman's. Then the man up with his fist and knocked the woman down “She took the blow calmly enough, but as she rose she was I In rather bitter accents: “ ‘ah, Joe, if I'd knowed this was a-comin’ I'd never have hocked me one evening «n|white-topped shoes to give ye a holt- day down to the shore. AND IT WAS A WET NIGHT, WO friends reached the railroad station very late one night— 4 rather, early one morning-—only to find that one of them had missed But this con- rd to say ‘Washing- Tr, his last train home. The other, who lived in Evanston, was more fortun- ate, and insisted upon taking his companion along with him. “You mustn't mind a walk, old chap,"’ he said, as they left the sta- tion. ‘‘My house away.” said his they footed it toxethe It was a pouring wet night, and they did the first the way in silence. Suddenly the host halted. “What's up, old chap?” ion in weary surprise. retorted the other. ‘'It's sepemenn = up , forgot—we moved to Oak Park yesterday, and that's 4 mile the other way!"'—Argonaut. JUST LIKE A MAN. triend, and three-quarters of asked his niversity of PROPOS of the ors A Pennsylvania's Assyrian tab- lets exonerating Eve from all complicity in the sad business of the William Yerbert, dent of the Working Girls’ Soctety, sald in New York: So, Eve didn’t tempt Adam, after all? So, Adam fell of his own ac- Tal-|cord? Well, I'm not surprised. It appear with Buster lreminds me of Mr. Downe. "Does Mr. Downe bear his misfor- tunes like a man?’ @ lady asked, ‘Exactly like @ man, ‘He blames them ail on Presi- Vacation answered his wife.’ "'—Washington Star, { POEMS OF PROVOCATION } Briscoe of White Plains tells us in a Poem of. Provocation of a harrowing experience he once had a lady Frank P. while dining with imagine this: Down at a swell ca We ordered everything and soup, Music! I took my girl to dine one night fe. The waiter went away. He soon returned to serve the soup, And bang!—I was a wreck. He slipped and got me roaring mad, The soup went down my neck Just PHILIPP TO CELEBRATE. Adolf Philipp, author, composer and actor, will celebrate the fortieth anni- formance only the corn to inform us the university's Rose Geiss and Mic ing roles, The carious. Flushing, ing. Said she: To see salad dressi ing.” “I understand you pharmacist.” versary of his stage debut Saturday by presenting a revue for one per- In it will appear @ nuniber of his former associates, Mr. Philipp used to write as Paul Herve and Jean Briquet, but we unmasked htm one day and he acknowledged Just where his anniversary revue will be given-he has neglected AMATEUR PLAYERS GOOD. An excellent performance of "The First Year” was given by members of the Dramatic Soctety of New York University at the Longacre Theatre yesterday afternoon for the benefit of endowment ael 1. were exceptionally good in the lead- play through the courtesy of John A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The lite ot a kiss burglar is pre- If he is arrested for kissing a pretty girl, jealousy on the the jury must be reckoned with FOOLISHMENT. (Thanks, Saunders.) There was a young “It's distressing ng, ur was fund. Reohler given Golden. part of woman from And she wus both giddy and gush The sight always sets me to blush- FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. prother “That's right. He owns the vest ” farm ia Ohio.” Ms GABEL, playwright apd star and Players y BIDE DUDLEY 6f the Yiddish stage, Is to give Broadway a chance to see him act. He will bring a company of fitty-three people, including a chorus of thirty, to the Earl Carroll Theatre on Sunday evening, May 14. for one performance of his musical version a “The Golem." Jennic Goldstein wil head the supporting cast) and the enery will be brought down from the Gabel Theatre Wifth Avenue. Mr of seeing if a musi Yiddish will not {oterest theati patrons who do not wake a pr ctl of visiting the houses where Ytddisi { 116th Street and abel is d W production at speaking companies appear The re= ceipts will be given to the Jewish Consumptives’ Relief Society, whiee operates the Denver Sunitarium. “SUE, DEAR.” SOON. . “Sue, Dear,’ a musical comedy with a definite story containing @ touch of sentiment, has been placa in rehearsal und will be seen tn Stamford on April 28 and 29, going from the Stamford Theatre to the Apollo, Atlantic City, for the week of Muy 1, The book is by C. S. Mone tanye und the writer of this colummy We wrote the lyric also, while the musi¢ is by Frank H. Grey, who will direct the orchestra, Will H, Smit who put on “Yip, Yip, Yaphani and other hits, is staging both boo! and, numbers. Olgu Steck has beop engaged for the title role and Clare Strutton will have another important part. Others prominently cast are Madeleine Grey, Bragford Kirkbride, Jere Delaney, Alice Cavanaugh, Aly bert Derbil, Russell Lennon, Wilbt Cox and Clay Carroll. There is 3 ‘ dancing chorus of twenty genui flappers and the Ritz Male Quartet, > WOULDST KISS, READERS? t Of course the press agent had noths ing to do with this story, but never- the less we feel he won't assault us if we tell how Jane Richardson of “Just Because," at Earl Carroll! Theatre (matinees Thursdays Saturdays), is promising to give treé kissing lessons to would-be smackers who wish to smack correctly. It is her plan, we hear, to give the lessons after the Thursday matinee perform- ances at the theatre “It is time, Miss Richardson la quoted as vaying, “that some one re- vive interest in kissing. In oseul tion it is highly important that the lipe be gracefully arched, taking the form of a Cupid's bow, and each kisg should be accompanied by a drooping of the eyelids, a passing sigh und @ whispered protest."’ Line forms at the stage door, students! vight of the GOSSIP. Bert Levy, the cartoonist. and Jocko, the crow, will ‘“furewell” at the Hippodrome to-day. Mme. Frances Alda has promised Sam H. Harris she will sing ut the Rose Coghlan benefit, Apollo’ Theatr Sunday night \ Frances Hulliday Js back in her rol of Kitzi in “Blossom Time’ at the Ambassador. Lew Heurn wus initiated by Eddie Cantor lust night into the Winter Garden Comedy Club. He bore up bravely. ‘ Barry Townley will have a charac: ter role in the cast of “On the Stairs.” “Creditors,” by Strindberg, will be played at special matinees at the Greenwich Village Theatre April 25 and 26. Helen MacKellar will appear ia “The Shadow” at the Klaw Theatre on April 24. Louise Randolp: hag Joined the cast. The Messrs. Shubert contemplate giving @ special performunce of “The Rose of Stamboul," tm whieh’ the understudiex will sing all roles, “Tangerine, have a baxebas: will be catcher and captain and other members will be just as Dad, 4