The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1922, Page 28

i ' ‘ i a TUESDAY, APRIL 4. 1922 _ The Evening World’s Comics _ ‘About Plays. and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY —— Our Loafer’s Philosophy ! 6 i JOE'S CAR 4 i oe a \T'S AN ILL WIND THAT Blows NOBODY GooD !! (T'S A GOOD “WING 1 TaceLed THIS GREASING JOB - THESE SI ORO AW dau eb SUACKLE BOLTS ARE AS DRY AS IE ORDER OF NUTS, with head- AWE EIGHTEENTH AMENDMENT! MY MARKETING ! quarters in Salin Kan, has notified Ed Wynn of bis elechon to membership and has given jim tt title of Pecan Wynn. ¢ Grand Exalted 1 Notified Pecan, also, that he permission of the mother has the lodge to organize a branch in New York, pro- vided he sends mother box of cigars. Incidentally, Pecan has of fered us membership with ¢ title of Filbert, we are a 32d degree member of the Ornery and Worthless Men of the World, Lr4., and cannot afford to be- come a, “jiner.” However, we con gratulate Vecan on the honors that have been vestowed on him and sug- geet tnat he offer the Filbert title to ome other deserving member of our wet. The emblem of the order, oy the way, is @ brick which, of course, 1s & nut-cracker. but we cannot ac ATTENTION, KANSANS! THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Those in charge of urrangements for the hansas City Stur dinner have y, = asked us to request the following- TS SOW Mbacee WHY LookIT/TH' way DAGON LuKe— " named inangas City piuyers lo appear He RENT 16 DUE AND R NTS , Mogae ae MNT IT HARD To Live fice AN and do tirir stuff; Edythe Baker, Pay THe GRoceR AND coed cance Wie a WITHIN MEANS McConnell & Simpson, Dorothy Clark, BUTCHER — AND GEND A AM CALARIES 4H’ SAME AS Merle Siuthers, ‘The Magleys ana Al CHECK TO MY MILLINER BErOnE TH WAR All right! Will they please AND DRessmaKe: 7 oe consiuer thenselves requested? as ¥ a “WHISPERING WIRES.” s The Messrs, Sllubert nave accepted for immediate production by Kate McLaurin entitled “Whisper lag Wir <ime story by Henry Leave Harwood will direct the sig A GREAT NECK THEATRE PHL NOUK, wet, WHI colony uf well-known sta to becuIne u Ury-out town, Plans base | beca made tw build there w theatre With a weauug capacity of 1,500. It a new play Wisi oe ereced ob the Gra ate Pups <. (Tn Lnlw het Mear tne sallrvad station by ticur ie Duck «na 4 prominent New York ng Life! theatrical manag: “HAIRY APE” TO MOVE. Arthur Hopkins announces he will bring» the production of Bugene O'Neill's play he Hatry Ape,” CH-H-oH-SucH a MEAN LOOKIN® LITTLE “TRamPe I Woorn HY ert +him NOTHIN’ a GIVE Him | [A SAY Kip — Does 'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE } aT Does N | MAKE amy’ from the Provincetown Playhouse to - é = i i \ DIFFERENCE } the Plymouth on Monday, April 17. NotHiN FoR NOTHIN’ ® o fe " : TK pests i : 7 A % OLD TIME STUFF. DOVER 2 york ur productions of former years, anv co Foti ice tov them print, sci tein ES = A veader, writes us as follows: ara i “About thirty-fve years ago u spec- fecular extravaganza called ‘Zero’ played Worcester, Mass., for a week with Churies K., or George K Adams, clown comedian, in the com- tay part. During the middie of the week he was taken {Il and Jeff ve Angelis was rushed from New Yok tnd opened that evening, playing pemi-straight. He did a song and dance and tumbled. 1 ng ‘Clem- entina’ and made a hit “About the same year John Hen shaw (also of Hopper's ‘Munmake how) and May Ten Brock appearcd > eer bere with Hopkins's Theatre Comiq Z FST SATEEN — a —— WE AIN'T AN FRIENDLY i| 0 u variety show, There were nol (HERE COMES LL, [Wana Hew an & ORME (WaT CAT 6 AS Two-FAceD AS (| 1/,*|/ THATS: IT- Look STRAIGHT "AHEAD — vaudeville houses in those days ton ‘haw played a broken-down tragedian | . YS WITH A S —- AN THAT EHINDS | jund was the first writer ever heard | {( MINNIE HAHAH!) | AROUND KNOCKING MY | WOULDN'T EVEN HONOR HER reais Nea an ety eRe DINOS | pull ‘They say actors never cat. ee | MILLINERY, AN’ Now 1 ——— Wild AN ICY STARE $}/ —— “LINOTICE HER® [7 | pis eee THe WAY HeR HAIR HUNG ——— Actors do eat—very seldom.’ About \ that time the beef trust was formed a oe cov / Seen “meena OVER HER LEFT LID (2 sf N sa ail ji ¥ YOUR FRIEND )| THAT OLD HUSSY WENT \ THE SIAMESE TWINS — 1 iy JUST IGNORE HER WHEN SHE | | passes — Do Like ME AN DONT | . ase and the next year Henshaw and Ten Broek appeared in an act called ‘I eet Trust,’ Henshaw playing the f baron, a straight character, not to good as his bum tragedi:n. Hen- W was « big favorite in those days, He could play a great burlesque on ‘The Sheik’ or ‘The Hindu’ if he only had his old-time self-confidence.” 4 NUTT'S DOPE. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt doesn't triss much. To-day we are in re- veipt of a communication from him, fluted Bogash, O., in which he makes w vert timely suggestion. Herg, tread his letter: "Dear Dud—I and the wife see by the Exterminator that A. Conrad Doyle 1s coming to New York to lee- “The hew F : ‘Ave you the/up I was just getting read ia iwy vol have: ont ville to appear in “The Review of his head in the door P just wetting ros ee Gat aiatioe, hiss ate crag the RHYMED THRILLS Revues” at the Golden Glades, smart young man who said this car]'For the love o' Mike! veal dope on the subject out of him The torpedo-auto, controlled by wasn't going?” | eee aint it? Guess this ; We could get him at his brother's| Bill Netch of Senator Street, Brook- | Wireless, began an engagement at the ney ear ages AGRA ae ane all right.’ "Youth's Com- oMMard academy up on Br lyn, is the writer of to-day's thril), | Hippediere yestermay: 1¢ lel gepe with a grin also, ‘it isn't, The| Ss ind make him talk. I would He is very eager to bave the song, | URS tty i tn seal lace PLAYING SAFE ledtly-lookine on: brakeman heard what you said and JACKSON'S DEFENSE. ubly' go after him first with Y Hold Me Tight If You ¢ Tee Bameeee” bee perched. te OF #3 “Haven't I told you, Bobby, that}he uncoupled it. thought you BE JACKSON, 6! . ibiug like this: Mo Tigh! 1 Ge} eth performance at the Hudson,| JN spite of repeated warnings from rel Heldsvel; Bobby, theta) uncer pied | rh ACKSON, célored, was in can get chummy with the spirits why » Tight,’ so @ quartet in which he} where it continues to shock the easily his father, little Bobby persisted in pes eettitie finer pep ‘were & Crest ee dicted for stealing money from flon't you get to explain the} INe8 shortstop can warble it. ‘His]#hocked. || driving nails into blocks and]. yes, I know, dad, but Mary's hold- THE REAL WARNING. the station agent of a railroad wychic to you?” rhyme Pedy tid le dale tiaagee categed boards, He had arrived at the pluy-fing the nail."’—Judge lus boy was playing in front oi |S the railroads were then under the aged Uasr7aniD ovee’ le talks 1 had a dream the other night “Make It Snappy.” t-carponter stage. ~~» - ‘a neighbor's house when Mrs, control of the Dt sense, mrad.’ Tha ule . hee © mor r 6 fa! . Fj 5 spout! When he got becalmed a lit-| Thrill after thritt cume in my|® letter extonnins his Les wishes for Robby busily banging away—his little A YOUNG Englishman ft walk~ ‘ erie, your trial was ‘in @ uld g i ns 4 success: jour in “Bombo. # alas ing up and down the platform] You 2 Ne i ae rine me ene wifeould 0. to bin und ask veal May Thompron, of musical comedy | “atch Mary down bealde him, appar: of a country railroad junction,| ‘Yes, ma'am, I know it,” he re- 3 ed States fe the lady spirits are bovbing their} Quite thrilling thrills, you know. | ame, iy sailing {or London Saturday < wag trying to see a car that had a vacant] plied, but with so sign of any inten- Court Ber, IF she was tp Rood voice she-d | »oulg All.a book to:fell all, on the Adriatic fo take part ina new) 22me ts Empey. She comes from)” = seut. He didn't|tion to depart. “I don't think The station es ye cA Ad pita Wee But T'U describe the best. revue to he staged by C. 8. Cochran, | Hutchinson, Kan find it, und, us-|though, she wane wie very, Meri agent, who was siege 1h A, a laced Cheste aera suming an official] ‘But she has called you six or ; Nork.’ A song 1s always effective in| 'Ticas when you phoned and said: Pe ey pat cepa in ie A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, air, he walked up|scven times elready." White, testined » case like this, By the way, I've ‘You've won MON cect ier een eategl gone’ Lopner tauqned -uproariopaly tothe last car and] "Yes, ma’am, T know; but she that he did not rot to get hold of $i1. Wire it to] his here Rhymed Thrill contest.”| iy «s, 8. Tenacity.” last night over the proposed advance announced in| hasn't called me ‘Albert’ yet.'"'—Har- know Jackson and me If you gan and Ill put it down In| «aeaeaeemeneemn =| pallan Welford and Kate Morgan] to $1 im tho price of Dair-cuts, John's Rrentovian! conoal | RSE AGB BRE i se ee Getty ‘geno! teacher. wens into} t? pany and reiterates his # have been engaged for roles in The] bald anne OD IMITATIO® him before the day of the theft, Y M: atc , ee that eventually he may aban-| Shadow," which Mare Klaw, Inc., will — hes aor de Jackson's defense wus ingenlous Se eee et Mra. Marin tatee| don the American producing field and] produce FOOLISHMENT, chit 66] SPEAK four languages,” proud-| He did mot deny that he got the 201 -day a rs. Martin late : clamations A ne . feard that Henry gay r the Prop) transfer his activities “to England} Evelyn Hubbell, noted as an author-| “Oh, dad, please buy a gown jor me,” and doep trom the ly boasted the door man of aj money from ite agent, but’ claim pees that Henry, Gould Jenray Shere he new has four “Sally” com- | tty on ballroom dancing, will demon-| said Uttle Mary Sample. pil fea ea hotel in Rome to an American |')A\ Ne won tt. | seemed ase tothing.—Jeff."” yeas strate the Simple Mrench Tango at) «je can't be done,” her dal replied scr but they allleusst. Yes, foun-itallan, Fronoh|ccunued ae thin Gatenso) and sakedi the Terrace Garden Dance Palace ““Pwould seta bad ecumpie” | viled out_and mado their Way to °ars! English and American.” “Do you mean to tell me that you “FOLLIES” CLOSING EARLY GOSSIP uraday night hil hhcad, The smile on the young man’s} “put English and American | won this money from the agent shoot pies iS B. Zies jr, anndun he win} 1 § i F beau eeceern face increased he i Dosacssion | sume,” protested the guest ing craps?" 1 t i , ( STNUT TREE. Jo! and appropriated another for] “Not At all,"' replied the man. “‘If| ‘Yes, suh ne the 4 net Cap t : . all, Ww non April 15, four weeks] Haste 4 ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES “Ds u let w © her]! in Englishman should ce the agent doesn’t know you sad of the time 1 1 G Murphy-~™ ix dead oy wan? murmured. nd] 1 should tal this: w you before that di finishing the season. He ¥ 7 And s to[thing te be ban el ation ni et eit adn fail ain, | r t wanta lw a We're havin say be uh shoot er it vom ‘ Hiday eft yaude is. M, B.—Cleo Mayticid’s famiy!to snow, I let it snow By and by the station uncier puta bit of it ahead!’ But when you came — Judge Screenings By DON HOW THEY FEEL. Hundreds of thousands of asewere were received by “Timely Toptes Films” in a recent effort to determine just what the majority thinks @f Prohibition and things In genera). Yesterday the film company gave out @ composite answer on “Protiitt- tion.” It 1s culled from all parte of the country and reads: “The solution Is te remove Probitel- tion, The Volstead act is dissetromsty enforced. Give the people light winer land beers and thus eliminate beot- legging and lawbreaking in 96 per cent. of the homes, Permitting the manufacture of light wines and beers will give employment to thousands. At the same time {it will produce millions of additional revenue, elimi. nate the expense of enforcement and permit the Government to reduce taxes," STUDIO WAR ON. \.os Angeles—Watch your step: Miami, Fla., is waging the golding- dest fight you ever saw to take the movie studios away from Hollywood. Miami papers are making much of the fact that several screen stars, heated by Norma Talmadge, are im Miami and hint they are looking for studio locations. The Miami Chamber of Commerce claims the weather in their city, is perfect. This latter claim, however, has brought forth a storm of statements and figures from Los Angeles and nov the weather experts are trying to prove that it never rains in either place. Having been in both places during the rainy season, we don't believe any of the claims and will have to allow them to fight it out among them- selves. DIRECTORS’ UNION. And now it's the motion picture di- rectors who have formed a unton. As far as can be learned now, the “First National Directors’ Union’ ten’t a regular union at all as far as ‘‘double- time-for-overtime-all - holidays - off” goes, but it’s just an organization of big directors for ‘the betterment of pictures."* The union will work hand in hane with the Independent Screen Artists’ Guild, which is composed of forty of the most prominent producers and stars In pictures. A glance over the roster of charte mbers doesn’t leave much of & Me ? hig-stuff directors to choose from Officers have not vet been elected but if the present slate is not cracked Marshall Neilan will be President bred Niblo Vice Pre: t, and Allen Holubar mascot. BERT WISES US. sort Lytell told us sometiing we lidn’t Inow yesterday. In fact we hac never given it a thought until Bert, accompanied by J. B. D, Meader, 19 doesn't care how many times Metro pictures are mentioned, strolled viong. What's all this talk ahout some ont ng to radiophone Mars?" asked Ly It'll be a fact some day," ieered Meade volun It's a fact already,” announced Hert, ‘It's not new." And he turned to us, ignoring our blushes, ‘Here's 1 man who accomplishes it every th’- started Meador you talking about. anyway?’ nswered Lytell every day, Down deep in the subway a ‘‘Feath rweight gate’ clucked to its mate. STILLS. The Paramount Movie Ball at the Commodore last week accomplished something at that. Baby Doroth: Olive, vaudeville Attlest Queen,” was there, uttracted the eye of movie producer und now she's movie acting. Watterson R. Rothucker, Chieag: picture producer, just recetved wor ‘he talks rthest North” picture show yen on V a Island, hun dreds of miles within the Arctic Circle. The Eskimos didn't blubbe the sub-titles during the showt!ng. too frightened. . Fleming has been named President and Director Genera of the newly organized Iroquols Pro ductions, Inc. Hts first pleture wi! be "The Law of the Northlands.” “Should Husbands Know?” will be answered by Betty Blythe in a film of that name, Richard Walton Tully, accompanted by Mrs. Tully, Is in New York to “sit in’ on the pre-view of ‘The Masquerader,” Mr. T.'s latest film, William Tong, Chinese actor in “jIurricane’s Gal," is tn a hospita! following a movie fight that was a bit too realistic. He will recover, byt will never look the same. Ben Turpin and his eyes are in Hot Springs, Ark., for a boiling out Leatrice Joy is mad. She hag o reason, Marshall Neilan announced he would shoot “Her Man” this week. “Even a rope must be taut,’ muses Aesop's Film Fables. The Motion Picture Committee of the General Federation of Women's “Jubs will viow a special movie pro gramme as guests of W. W. Hodkin- son on April 12. Percy Marmot, talented English actor, yesterday signed a contract to support Mabel Ballin tn her latest picture. Alan Crosland, who will direct Irene Castle in “Don't Weaken,” left yes- terday for Miami, where he will con. fer with the star, Movies of the Autumn Golf tourny nt of film producers prove that th ” 1 tila produce Her Opty Wyo" lel Norma ‘Sal MG ge Laie Wie Vice