The evening world. Newspaper, March 31, 1922, Page 36

and Players By BIDE DUDLEY MUSICAL REVUE, unusual in its make-up, will take possea- sion of the Jolson Theatre soon Miter Al Jolson and “Bombo” go on four. The troupe will be called De Wolf Hopper’s Funmakers, and their entertainment will include bits of Ught opera, grand opera, drama, min- Strelsy, musical comedy and bur- esque. Mr. Hopper is recruiting the sompany, and he says it will be the feest singing and acting organization ever k-urd in musical entertainment fm New York. R. li. Burnside will @irect the producing work. Among (hose who have signed contracts to Participate in the show are Jefferson De Angelis, Scott Welsh. Percy Has- ‘well, Sam Ash, Herbert Waterous, John Henshaw, Nancite Flack, Louise Mackintosh, Primrose Caryl, Jed Prouty, John Hendricks, Harry ©. Browne, Virginia Putrelle and Georgia Bmpy. One of the features will be a Wery grand opera called “Burning to Bing.” written by Mr. Burnside and @omposed by Gustave Kerker. Of fourse, Mr. Hopper will be in the cast. | 16 MANIFEsT | MY CAR DALE WRITES ANOTHER. A. H. Woods has bought a new @omedy tn three acts by Alan Dale, ot ‘whom you may have heard. and will Produce it early next season. It is @alled “Unsanctioned.” WHITESIDE’S DISCOVERY. While playing in “The Hindu” in Ghicago recently Walker Whiteside made a discovery, He found out why the receipts at the Loop theatres drop avery Thursday evening. “Thursday evening is hooch night fn the Windy City,” explained Mr. Whiteside. “Hach Sunday morning every thrifty householder goes to his cellar and mixes the mash. Ten days later it must be distilled. This al- ways falls on Thursday and few of the men care to trust the work to the women. Thus, you see, the re- eelpts at the playhouses are seriously mffected by the absence of the still hounds.” THEY NEED A SHOW. The tads at Great Meadow Prison, Comstock, N. ¥., are to stage a show for the public late in May and have ‘written us for a manuscript of some wort. They may make it a minstrel entertainment. Won't James Madison kindly oblige? Ed T. Hill is Chair- uitn of the committee. A LADY WRITES Us. An up-State young lady writes us @ say she has composed a song called “My Little Radiophono” and that she will well it to the radiophone People for $500. “It would be great for them to sing ever the wireless telephone,” says her > “You know what a radiophone 4s, don't you? sell it for me ind rn wend you twenty copies.” HISTORY'S NOTED PEOPLE. LAUGHING ANNIE—Her name fas Annie B. McSwatt and she was Physically unable to control her gig- ler. Her home was in Washington, D. C., and every time a new President Possession of the White House she would go up there and laugh al) day. She frequently went to funerals mnd giggled. At the burial of Sir Wallupus Wingpole, the British diplo- » her giggle affected the entire as- Bemblage and, as the corpse was car- Fied out <f the church, the laughter became general. Her husband divoreod her in 1886 after almost five years ‘of continuous merriment had cost him ninety-two pounds and was threaten- ing his sanity. Annie died in 1902 in @ fit of giggling, which began when she heard Lew Dockstader tell a jok+ mbout a chicken crossing the road. Bhe left three daughters, all famous Bigglers, aad the funeral was made Memorable by the shouts of lauhter ef the young women. WHISTLING MARTIN MURPHY +-Murphy was a Congressman from TEN DOLLARS A WEEK Is NO MONEY FER A Good Caok I'M GONNA HAND My Missy: A TONGUE Ful AN IF SHE DON'T COME ACROSS WITH ITSELF 1 HAFTA Pur € ‘N “THE HOSPITAL ! \ MECHANICS WILL PROBABLY SEND (T 1 WANNA TALK To You, Mum! FRIDAY, MARCH 31 = ' ' . ~ WELL. How's MY JoB Comin’ on? 1 SuPPose ULL GET MY @aR IN Time FOR A FOURTHAJULY PICNIC # “THos! as MY GRACIOUS — WHAT HAVE ‘You a BEEN DONG Now Such A DAWGONE. HYyPocrite # QUIT EDN& | KIN You KICK | OVER YOUR. HEAD LIKE THe { LADY IN THe DON'T y'WORRY - SHE'LL BE O.K,— WHY MAN = Ty'WAY “THAT Cae's BEING RUN SHE Ti" Road ! W\U 8 Kad COME FROM ‘A WEDDIN’ RECEPTION- "D FALL APART ON HAVIN’ HER “TAKEN APART IN HERE WHERE I HAD GRoom ¢ dlusihs Jos WAIT YY, V/, Tie. IT Ger PROB'LY' A LoT SAFER THAN To CONGRATULATE. TH’ BRIDE AN’ Spoken Too Soon! Just A *) | (OH, ARE You THe \ | YOU'LL WORK FoR SECOND = (41 oO iis URare EIGHT DOLLARS THE PHoNe | Gibb A WEEK ? WELL, CALL UP To MORE AND TLL LET You KNOW — 300D- ie Goop-Bye! 5 FoR A Position — WELL, ER- WHAT SALARY Do You NT ? WA { IS RINGING $) Cooley County, Mass. from 1866 to 3870. He was noted chiefly becaus pf the whistling sound he gave fort) ach time he used a word with the Ietter ‘‘s in it. Each morning he would start downtown alone, but le! him greet a friend with “Hello, Sam!’ and immediately dogs would begin to follow him and taxi drivers would wtop their cars. Invarlably the dox would ruin his clothes with their muddy paws, wishing to be friendly Speaking in Congress was always dil ficult for him, as the pages invariably Rhought he was summoning them One day he jokingly attempted to say "She sells sea shells,” and a pollce- man arrested him for blocking the street with a calliope imitation. When he died the Cooley County Advocate Glassed him with Whistler, the artist and the editor's nose was broken from RHYMED THRILLS Ray Brook Matty, having promised us never to try to put over a had rhyme on us, is back in our good graces and we are printing his latest thrill to-day. ‘This contest is nearing its end, so if any one of our readers intend to try for the song, “You May Hold Me Tight If You Get Me Tight,” they'd better hurry, Now for Matty's ard a wild, heart-rending ery That mode Come shricking from a house nearby, 1s midnight gently tolled my blood run cold ® smesh administered by Mrs Mur Lim Aa'time Go hestint®, = Hut yushed into the house Gossip. Until 1 reached room number eight, Have a letter here for William] Now quiet us a mouse MeLeod Raine J thrtiled with horvor when T thought Yesterday was Ned Wayburn's| A cutthroat roamed at large, Pirthday Perha: me woman feebly fought Dearie” dance about five miles : performance, “The High Lights of 19: on the season's hits, will b enough hits can be located. onthe] 7» foil his deadly charge, i to bits the Leonard Bergman has water Amee at Stern's tarium I smashe pidtocked door Irene Olsen will have the ing To (give tient tomy Fae, role in Arthur Hamme rstein's ‘ini ther meshing! ORATNeLOT for Tat,” starring Frank Tinney. & Harry Corson Clark of “The June A rat in a cage je" has written a f which will = eathell in the fall, voted Mary Beth Milford of “The Bisie Thiede has replaced Frances Balliday in the role of Kitzi in “Blox- Bom Time." _ Fhe Stevens lastitute fads have \ Hox Revue" dway the prettiest irl ve been girls of informed “Good that the 4 Morning, ‘eb? [ The Day’s Room Club's “Rev 4 Good Stories | Crosby Galge has cabled the Sel-| THE LEADER. ents toes eae ety rake Jour wyns from London that he has shrned T wus the custom of the congrega- ie “ te ee : a ay SUG -£OK one a contract with A. A, Milne for. the tion to repeat the 23 Psalm in] Mey Millnaper as well” rights for the next three concert iM A atic f that's all,"' she flashed back, =u concert, ani ts. Armstrong's tor think dad might give you my hand, itne plays, habit was to keep about a dozen} put, knowing him as I do, L can offer Exhibitions of classical and inter: words ahead all the way throwsh you no encourayement about the wall pretative folk dances will be given to en paper,’t—Jud stranger was asking one day |! afternoon at Carnegie Hal) hout Mr Armstron ine > by 200 of Louis H. Chalif's dancers. quired sent heen wa GETTING SOMETHING FOR — already by the still wate the NOTHING. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. rest of us were lyir in gr NTERING a grocot ne Yesterday we spoke of a well known [Pistures Motrog E Brea ar 2 ed uy as “When Wint in area th a cleric and’ embed) for divs stead of “If Winter Comes,” it] KNEW DAD'S WEAK POINT : settee > Gok oo wasn't ignorance. Invariably, we YOUNG and cligtble bachelor wes u of butter The butter was aren't careful, we get © subjunc. planning to refurnish and fe ‘ carriage, and the man. tive confused with the past participle decorate hi tment and} aking |t, etarted for the door, ‘The in using the present gender WinHed) {oUNAVe ‘the walls “apwt : m back i “ t ile you didn't pay me for pered Knowing bb 1 FOOLISHMENT Well socially, he resolved to one] ay ats, tie n returned wus @ young fellow named)eveniaz and make known 1 ut kind ¢ Sehmool, On h he ant ¥ i . x led the noof of a mute uy it occurred e home twenty 1 hot one, I've heard, i fon't sec w But the day he was buried was cool. |e aes nS FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE | arouud | “She has had three jiusbands. Th YY on) The may took it ana t all died and were eremated.’ father's return’? | Acuin t Had husbands to burn continued in a joculur!at : nt at Weim, ‘one ef thee questions relates called him bach. 1 JUST WANNA TELL You THAT I ] | | KNOW TIMES ARE BAD AN’ T'vE |} | DECIDED To WORK FoR = ~~ EIGHT DOLLARS INSTEAD ) {OH HUGO! THAT Girt UW APPLIED FoR THE PosiTi YOUR OFFice Just AD) ey f ~ | oF TEN, MUM ¢ 7 \ \ PHONED AND SAID § srs | THATS NICE IC ope) ike 10 Stam SS KATINKA )} Soy 3 . NEXT WEE ie (0 a) A ) Mister! You didn’t pay for the her!” r edition with a HO ON AS STENOGIRRAPHER IN SHE'D} K It was no go. He was ‘‘off Oh, the sugar! Oh, didn't and the surgeons say he I? Dear, ¢ ! But look he you it f distribution until he see I gave the butter in exchan ul she didn't create a ¢ i he sugar. impre m when they pr 4 oh re but you didn’t pay for thefto th of the w don 1, | didn’t take it."—J marry rules that CAP OR SKIN? present makeup, and the printe N pr hly the last speech B he will 1 her off ht ] ". Wasnington ever made, Jet une SL Are the anniversary ex American Misstonary A as men on in Ne 1 that quiet t humor so of him he tivized th 4 nst WHAT PREACHER NEEDED. people CCP ETWEEN r 1 unted to go from New Ye r s Ww n Franeis He w dd to el Hman sleeper, He cap—ftez, 1 first c ass bought a think you it-forgot. the Eng lish ange and went a an East In nd » one cled 1 t the q »w tL 1, n +} > tat he ny 1 f of. ( IN PRINT-SHOP LINGO nds to de gospel i N Oukland printer collided with]' 10 stall “pied up." ‘They lugged fe his 3 inst down Nniaee him to the horpitat, where the doe dark 4 noreer. valtoy picked three-em slivers, two-point] where prayer is much wanted to be Wedges of glass und four or five sticks] Made. ‘'Noint him with de kerosene of round-up bone from his anatomy,|ile of salvashun nn’ set him on @ud ibso aticmptsd to send bim outldre, —Philadsiviia Ledges, AND NOBODY LOVES * This being a fat man in the is goshblamed expcarive. % Ask Walter Hiers, he knowsit! Not only do the poor guys eat a lotta rich, heavy food, studs in dress shirts will insist) Popping out when the obese cown, Walter lost another one It was 18 karat, too. “The only consolation,” he “is that I can charge ‘em off income tax returns,’ COISES! Yesterday Casson Ferguson lunch with us. The engagemerpurg et 1. At 11.55 the director ofping the shooting of a scene in whic! son downs a bottle of what xereen will be beer, but on the was not even adjacent beer. We watted patiently while was being taken. As far as see the scene looked perfect. rector didn't think so and o1 retaken. Down went another jure Five times more Casson WAS} ¢oi— pelled to swallow a bottle of u liquid. the time we were to leave Casson's appetite was It's ill near-beer that foam: ood We were supposed to pay lunch the draught ruined, KEENAN BROWSES AROU! Frank Keenan, the screen kie actor, drifted in from the| Coast yesterday, His object in ping in on screen Broadway denly ts threefold. He ts lool new screen material, stories Ed Wynn, his son- making arrangements to Broadway stage successes in the Coast. Keenan will spend his "Cracked Ceilings,"" magnificent of son-in-law Ed, down Long way. His stay will bo an exthard one 2 GOOD SWIMMING. - The Ballins, Hugo and busy on their next picture—as named—and yesterday were to shoot a scene in a thieves” “All right, Mabel!'’ yodled “Get ready for the dive scene."* Delia, Mrs. Ballin’s maid, stood near, turned @ startled, MANY ANSWERED. For the past few days “Sor has been {nundated with letters}shl; up-State, the writers of whi seek information about “The a Nation.” In answer to B. Marcus of qhic' George, N. Y., and many oth med can positively announce that it/We! Mae Marsh who played the younvaniq ter who jumped from the elifould that it WAS Walter Long who pPtil the part of the giant Negro mal: forced her to fump. ‘ing: Many person are still under theeP pression that one of the Gish al! 10 took the leap and that Lon Chpé! played the villain. elt The above information is @fulf trom the D. W. Griffith offices anted bets can be settled on it. aq \ the IT HAPPENS IN FILMS. They ar “Chok with emotion. hoved” into notoriety. “by a resemblance. by an “I-see” look. in a flood of tears. “Poisoned” by the breath of s CUT-INS. theatre in Toccoa, Ga., made a re the early part of this week by ing more persons in his house dt the day than the population of town figures. He played a differdes show in the afternoon and night pose caught ‘em double. There are persons in the town and there whe 5 paid admissions, All principals in the cast will bedlue hand when the “Orphans of hey Storm" celebrates its 200th anon a on April 13. Celebration of the tenth anniver| of feature pictures will end to-n, with a ball at the Commodore, hy the Paramount Club, All will be broadcasted via radio, 60 won't have to attend to hear Ado} Mary Johnston's famous novel ‘rit Have and To Hold’ will be made tilm with Betty Compson tn the ¢vha role or Th han's next film wilig— ker he Man Who Saw jerw Morre It is from the facile tythiog)y is ‘erley Poore Sheehan, veey wrote “I You Relieve It, Its 80," for 1 Frothingham's “Man Vn Smile is finished, That doe. me tr 4 frowning, just t fT 1 oft { name is through to tage £01 M. Sehencl: announced 3hil it titling “My Wife's adi was finished at noon, Bpdian’ thy star, says that som sed on to wives’ i= nidn't look nice on the ser itke different with Dye, W ‘asks one film ting flashes back anot{ pg of Doubt" is prob! n “The Hills of ne O'Brien has disco: notion picture called “The And it's full all the time, Wallace Reld, Bebe Daniels Conrad Nagel have just started « People.” Reading the Het of the Gli seaman aBiy Raghede, i