The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1922, Page 20

a . + enema: 2 oe neon neg ne corer emery eaen THE EVENING WORLD, MONDAY, MAROH 27, 1922, it would se the Americal delegates and the American Execu sit have at least got to- | i bs h orld. gether on the precise methods of classifying and | Unlocking t e Nem press Pub. Oo. ED BY JOSEPH PULITZER presenting the treaties in the Senate so th = z The A BC of This Famous rentals no | —— memes ; opt Bungay ; bout ? £) technical loose ends should be left for treaty- Epoch- Maki ; SS EKea an Tie hice a fighters to pounce on. oe ation t J. ANGUS SITANY, Tres 3 5 By Ransome Sutton ' JOSEPH PULITAE Can't President Harding and the American CoPeTigM, 1888 (The New Tork Rventng I | MEMINER OF THE ASSOUTA Arms Delegates even ge ¢ first treaty throug forid) by Publishing Company. i Whe Accocisted Prem ts exctustvely A to the use fer republication: » So © Withot sain walking 4 re a i of ai weve danutchs coeice te fr cr oot cnertse cried tn Os page| tHE Senate without again walking all over one an- HI.—BRANCHING OF LIFE INTO j rd aay the local mews published berein. other's feet ANIMALS AND PLANTS. } ——* If a current of electricity be i oper : 1 7 be passed WHAT JT MEANS TO BROOKLYN, TARIFF TIME through o mixture of hydrogen and i R. M’'ANENY’S talk to the Brooklyn Cham- am Seine oxygen gases, each oxygen atom will tk ber Of Commerce was both encouraging T will be no surprise for intelligent observers of aude won hydrogen atoms, prow | and reassuring, the tariff manufacturing business to learn that is iia NHakbaD SERIE mig i What the Transit Commission plans to do is | the shut-down in the industry won't last much have been formed. A concentrated } encouraging. What Mr. McAneny promises the | jonger, solution of sea water would containgy t commission will not do is reassuring 1 : - ‘ all the elements, and a light | ; ¥ = The Senate 1s now about ready to consider the stroke, under uni r 7 A subway link from Long Island City to Bor- tari. ‘TI hol ie e% hich th : , a que conditions, may, i ¢ * riff. > psychological ni on | - ave caused ough Hall means a real cross-town line in Bropk- aru BS, Hyon RAE 200 Wane $e i es je atoms and molecules + iat * Old Guard leader: e waited has at last ar- fo combine. The combination. would lyn. If the tunnel to Richmond is included, it Baeese ba rare et be new, without antecedents in the means a greater cross-town line for the city as a | rived. sense that water was new, but the whole. As The Evening World has pointed out fror composing clements were as old as the With these two lines Borough Hall will become .| time to time in the last year, the Republicans have ates ehedion ct ‘ a real centre of the transit spider web. It will wean vies 4 me ‘ lon of protoplasm ‘ * Z not dared to tinker the tariff while business | probably no more of a miracle thas have direct subway connection with all five bor- i the creation of water. 4 has been in the dumps. . i oughs of the Greater City. : Protoplasm never exists in masses, 7 Mr. McAneny pledges that surface lines will not An old Republican fable insists that tariffs—G. lke a bank of mud. It always y pledg ; YS oCe é be scrapped nor re-routed until the commission is | O. P. tariffs—stimulate business and make for curs in small units, called cells. Ag ti able to offer suitable substitutes. prosperity. ‘This is a fiction pure and simple and SSpHAr’ or on Gaby everyeniog ting lives, consists of cells and nothing but cells and the waste products off cells, such as scales, nails, fibre bones. Under a microscope, a slic of flesh tuken from uny part of a animal, or a slice of vegetable mat+¥ ter taken from any part of a planta) show the same honeycomb arrange ment of cells. For many ages protoplasm existed Eventually Brooklyn has the most to gain trom | Republican delay in tariff making not only proves mE Lil cuslenactt 5 4 the falsity but also proves that the Republican All too many Brooklynites are paying two or 7 x more fates. Bus service with transfers to surface, leaders know the claim is false. If aG. O. P. tat- elevated and subway ‘lines would be far better | iff helps business, what excuse have the Republi- _)* than the present service with an additional fare | cans for more than a year of delay? at most of the transfer points. The fact is exactly the reverse of the Old Guard claim. The country can endure tariff impositions i For Sculptors Who Can Think of Nothing ‘ Yeas " " S ‘ only in the form of single cella, sep» i: Better Than Ladies to Put Under the when it is Prosperous. So the canny Republican arate and upart from all other celles {2 Heel of Civic Virtue: leaders have always tinied their tariff legislation Upon dividing, the daughter cells i} “The real menace of our Republic is tuis in- with care. would drift apart and remain apart, ¥ visible government, which like a giant octopus he The bacteria we breathe and ; sprawls its slimy length over city, State and Sometimes the protected interests have over- germs which pollute etagnant water : Nation. reached themselves and then the country has are all single celled organisms. ‘They “Like the octopus of rea) life, it operates , re are culled organisms, because many ‘o the Democrats for relief. f under cover ofa self-created screen. It seizes torned S x “pe z = 3 r 5 species cannot be regarded as ani4 : in tts long and powerful tentacles our execu- Economic conditions are looking yp this spring. mals or plants. ‘The lowliest organ- tivo officers, our legislative bodies, our schdéle, The business of the country is on the upgrade. {sms are apparently intermediate i our courts, our newspapers aud every agency Ww. : ; ; rot" ley.” forms, being the kind that existed q created for. the public protoction."”—Mayor e have passed through a year of “normalcy. before protopiaam began to acquire bi Hylan, speaking to the Nation from Chicago. Tariff or no tariff, conditions are fairly certain to plant or animal characteristics, Thevg te ‘There's a difference of opinion about sirens. improve. are very primitive, the nearest thing 4 But nobody loves an octopus—except in Medi- i to nothing that can be called alive. } terrancan countries where folks’ eat ‘om So, riding the wave of restored confidence, the What caused single-celled orgun~ ; G, O. P. naturally decides to give the tariff at least isms to differentiate into animaig 3 ae and plants? i A HINT FROM HENRY. one more chance. The country is suspicious of co plant Galle and eniriaaceie ; OAL operators might take a lesson trom Hen- “protection.” It would never have done to let the F differ principally in thelr methods of f ry Ford’s latest development of labor policy. | voters see that a high tariff might be accompanied * nutrition, their differences probably: f In the flivet factory the forty-hour work week by such a business depression as followed the G. See inhale: Marcin Gage } has been established, five days of eight hours each. | °% SU” P are — SOrEnE MAGE Ot S00 3 SIGY eas if This amount of time is guaranteed O. P. victory of 1920. That would have destroyed : : food particles would be scarce and im } 3 : x 5 such waters ono kind of bacteria 1 This is a cut in weekly wages, in that it drops’ | the oldest and most serviceable fetish of the party From Even | ng Wo r Id R ea de rs UNCOMMON SENSE probably acquired the habit of ta = i] a day from the work week. The men like it be- | of privilege. EER eS yee Eo So eee ing upon other kinds of bacterla. In + 5 A . ind of lei y m readable? Isn't it one time these lost the ability to derive Hy cause many have been working only three or four But if prosperity can survive another dose of that gives the worth of a thousand words in a couple of hundred? By John Blake food directly from nature; they mus® ii days a week. Their income increases, i Hntenind, vou avill hear the evellbinders There is fine mental exercise and a lot of satisfaction in trying te BY A find it already prepared, in the form tariff tinker ‘ou will b th bind f Py a ari! inkering, YOU Wi hear the spelibinders 0} + (Copyright, 1922, by John Blake.) if jtopli b: h regan! vs 4 pe he G. O. P. campaigning next fall and claimin; rel & * : six hours of actual mining, corresponds closely to It th it te Pl " ith th 4 in 8 SPEEDING UP PRODUCTION. forerunners of antmals. i all the credit. e did it with the goo Civic Virtue. 4 , . , th anisms, equall } the forty-hour week. able orotanive earint® & ONE T o the waisect an ne eens rea aN Doubtless you are in full agreement with the idea that a Cech inten Gene i If the operators would adopt such a scale and | '@0!¢ Protective tari, The controversy over “Civic Vir-] 1 really. bellev most ur the|$ What the country needs is the speeding up of production, cannibals, developed within them! Pe guarantee a corresponding weekly income to all If a heckler asks “Why not a yeur sooner,” tue’ is becoming truly epidemic. 1]complaints against our modern girl You tell your friends that the sooner goods are made selves a speck of chlorophyl, whic By AF F a am Cofmpelied: to doin the rest atter| (otherwise known the flapper)}$ and sold the sooner money will get into circulation, and the 3] *>S°rbed certain rays from a beam 5 miners willing to work regularly they would | will be treated with silent contempt eesine & (het tReet near pi be AS ay Pepe ued En SnEeY. ge ? ’ $lof itght for uso in compounding gtretiethen their case for a wane cut ding the note of ‘A Girl Reader''|come from people an never or ore of it there will be to put the unemployed to work and atoms of carbon, hydrogen and i ether Ore eee cuts in your {ssue of Monday night. How]could never be satis Nor can}]$ tv raise salaries for those already employed—including 3] oxygen Into sugar and starch, upow % As it is, the public is indirectly paying three Thess Sunday killings seem to tadicaw that any woman of intelligence could inter- | they see others enjoy themselves. yourself, perhaps. yuich, toneiney its noth Gren &. family incomes for work which tvo family in- the thugs und gunmen are determined to keep sa YgeSet Nas Comte Loe of he udvanced mun of to-day wants You announce that no country can survive business Oe Ge eee bigs papal 4 comes should cover. a safe margin in the “murder a day” schedule. TBR ae Oe Coe tee lane OTH DART ORG nation, and that business stagnation cannot end ti!l peo- 3] rise to ail the species of the vegetable & Is ita crime wave? Or has {t become « crime Raa Gat Ces ERUGH Ch The figure aia ia a ' i ratte & ‘ ple get to work—forget about vacations and easy hours and Lede eetichecstarsis ee 4 In view of what De Valera is trying to do tu euncentt Me pate pi tbaashadieg eeeees tig [not dreamt wen ease ae put their shoulders to the wheel. which feeds on other cells; a veges i the freedom of Ireland, it gives us pause to re- ——_ high deals, Bere Herth cuenta te [Gated ile All this is very true—very self-evident. But what mean- 3] table cell is one which manufactures ‘ fect that still, by grace of the Board of Alder- g|siad to see such A man while are you doing to speed up production? i Sass are Fe Crna cones Sonty ; SAN gages yc ce, te aa ACHES AND PAINS tne he ues aes 1 ee pial pa ration tor tt girl who Answer that question honestly—to yourself at least Ses nether antmale ‘hor plants, ‘ba \ J e} ie pieal @: le be a 0! v tC & 2 %, : = J ay saatess of thelr sex, in which caso one can|8how him a good time without in Are you working one bit harder than you worked two $|were neutral. : ‘ WRETCHED TEAM WORK. A Disjointed Column by John Keetz. nadevstand their cond curring @ painful expen: yeurs ago? eaten some se centuries ancthes ‘ 4 i ‘ F We should try to truc- ' ‘ h lace 3 ORE inexcusable misunderstanding and lack Now Rochelle, N.Y live) Father than deatrucdve ie os Are you selling any more goods, or making any more 3 ]arfected both animal and plant forma } of brain co-ordination between President “Show me the gates of morning,” Leseeches Laura Sennen eel acne ROP, Nona: , i ear Rarsietuce togethes, femurs Slee Fi Harding-and.the American Delegates to the Arms | Spencer Portor in the April Harper's. Why doesn't |. iy. uacte cree een =e Are you spending any more time on the job? ly connected cluster or colony. Age Conference is revealed in the new row as to | the lady try daylight saving? What is wi this tulk ubout soldier]... Are you toinkins any pastes shout How you com’ get §/ hy sas. (he Ole erin cise hen E whether the Senate's ratification of the Four- ; bonus? Why not something more better results than you are getting now? - began to perform as a whole. Thent ; OA GR e 4 An Italian friend tells us of a Mulberry Beud cous | sensible? Anyhow, nine out of ten of . Or is your theory of the value of speeding up produc- it was that the cells constituting the % Power Treaty last Friday was illegal without rati- NERS g is certainty talc ; > 1 learned to divide the labor of E eG e : 3 fi f patriot who has returned to iy native Italy with a | these mon usking for a bonus would na tion applicable only to yourself? colony 3 & fication of the declaration which reserves Ameri- | fortune made tn bootlegging, und tuere named bi " - eee : ane 3 ; . F living among themselves; the outer i san rights in relatic andated island : uv, Volstena ee 38 [blow it all in within @ few hours of) Harwin and other deceased If every man or woman in this country who is a bread 3] ceyis captured the food, the inner aS Pe ae Pe aon ee Anon ielanus and ex: sommoniane mansion: “Villa Vulstead” Neat and | recetving it, I believe, and 1 ain sure » turn In their + thav}{ Winner would be interested only in putting a little more }|cclls digested {t, Thus many-celled i cludes domestic questions. prey! many others believe, that these hor ts" could be ¢ t ; effort into the day's work, the speeding up of production Leer ey mere ee i Senator Lodge now holds that this declaration thet eitiea est-togoodness men should reecive| yin the radio o would be an accomplished fact. ove Prof, Ward of the University af i : rt SN cut th jected 0 the ie ‘ g Mine the 5 - R vas only un interpretative statement agreed to by | 4, ee es eae GPOABUR alle | ped 3 |xomo sort of a pension duruz their! Today's urtick It might not effect an instantaneous change for the {| Cambridge, says: “"We still meet with ‘ Hie : jowdering her nose Wi ly slain. Sad fate |ijte, ‘The a age of . ; Fi sonditi BS isting of two or more cel é the representatives of the four signing powers and | POTSerie her nove was pron © lite. ‘The adv nt Intere a better in economic conditions but it would help. Soe Canaan toeethon, enh’ g 2 ; not requiring the formal approval of the Senate a » Beet ae wou wonie i eye a ‘The extra time you spent on the job would create a little }} tically independent. The connection" 2 ohana ure spendthritts | germ of 1 porished: befor little Fe 4 j ; isiernd om) i Fs He is willing to have the Senate vote on it but When we know how the girls have wiwwerres saa fcodl and glothiner pa0otl a : Boe wets. extra wealth, A alte ers Sau ome he put a nbs bbs omni rapa peeled Atha ‘ , seid ; - " . ele cal : } product: Could the blind force oilatl rst, and the amount would grow us produc ‘ i. 3 ‘doesn’t care a straw whether it is ratified or not. In winter mid snow and tn storm jekness or temporary disablement. | or nuture ort ¢ ation af first, a amou Grow as production . Indeed, every multicel- Ye ‘seriting AbasArme Can farcnes Sie We shudder to think of the summer Wives and families would be provided serail increased. or plant begins life as ® heh TESA UNG the Arn Be DOSES rae When days become humid aud worn for, and in the case of the struggling | | TN ure did some The world has the same needs as it had before the war. » the Senate Feb. 10, last, President Harding une ‘ homebuilder, a neat little mest egg | tal! saurmin Monit frst into] $ 4, still can produce enough to sustain all the life on it. But Heats martes asti said would be constantly growing for shell and then ov t S et oti fate i Fosse orange, al Ci he was : auestionably said: President Hurding must have arter mem [ould ee ing, day. Another s0od fisieacy epost ee ee it needs better methods of production and distribution. You }) {ney are arranged to form the fruit ; 1 he treaties submitted, seyen i number, ate ber of the Shifters, while Con, nay aluost Joined |auvantago of this eyetem, tf WOUlL) coud have dovic eal: Re ie can help to secure there not Ey Cannes about them but by may be distinetly seen with the naked ; —ihe enumeration followed. The fourth on the in a body! Jnot being forth such a heavy strain) ate an egeneid speeding up the producing plant, which is your own brain eye. 3 a ; Presi f nebsank' ae . yn our Government, and tt would put | method, Also this ma; i might 7 - : resident's list, necessary to his count of seven, | ; y [On oUF Goverra great deat of radioal-| have made a protty good uslstant to]? 2Dt POOF: WHERE DID YOU GET + thus separately described: Vrank Hedley says he will b cee TN. T cld “Nature” when “ Ditty, | NNN AAA ARAL AL OPP AARP PLO ALD i A declaration uceumpunying the our om if the ity will Gad & p ace rage brought the yurlous chemicaly to a BARBEE RATE THAT WORD? j Power Treaty reagrving Am ights i ai ali : Ortho Bening W ene ee ; F th Wise : a ; See to a € VALE: eMRSTCRD ANUS in ¥ pete See ee tion tol tie. Brow rom e ° (From Editor and Publisher.) 148.—STEVEDORE. munda ritory See fic ft ‘ow me to call your attention to y. ord bas adopted tor A Jof the ma 5 seldom envptit | Down with the high cost of barber-] ‘Tae word “stevedore” came trom i ne column en the front page \ stomach that is seldom 1 t k Article 2 of this declaration recurds the under- ill this is far from the idea nly | the second cal eh te ee Feds on food.—Horace. ing is the slogan of tho Astoria (Ore.)| the sheep-ranching Industry by way Sading that “euesti sre aaa 128 hours for rest and recreatior of loyening 1d of March 21, sive despines CORYNA! jg [Ad Club, which does not understand] o: Spain, In the Spanish language Y tanding that “questions exclusively within the ; | where representatives of civic organt- | rimunc Common sense és nature’s iff) |wny ghaves and haircuts should be|estivador” means a packer of Wwi * lomestic jurisdiction of the respective powers” are Diary of Our Owa Sammy Poops; ations begged city olficluls to pleas life. But you cou tives.| Uut reason és an art.—Beattie excepted from the general reduction|at shearing. “Tastivar," tn tts turn, o be excluded from controversies to which the | yonday—Got up, went to Work, came ho se 1 $10,000 a year to their 5 | pect people who seek to Kili und de 2 {n expenses. Here is the club's reso-| harks back to the Latin *stipo,'" to pes f | riher down the same column you! stroy to Bible ¢ Scitighness ts that detestable vi . srowd or press togethe reaty refers to bed ; : | vu ! ¢ fulness oad abiben TE | he a Loca ease Pp, A . wii) note: that Mr Me Creator one wilt forgive in others | wpesctved, ‘that . It was the Portuguese who gave v ’ I invite,” the President said to the Senate, Paesday— Gort up, went to worl \cwmether or not you peed Just Huteoki il ne ; m io one wil 9 : esolved, ‘Tha storia Ad} nautical turn to the original word “your prompt approval of all of (the seven to bod, | year extra, you ought t | to put one gruin of life 4 mre | and no one ig without i himself | Club, in its ‘Buy in Astoria’ campuig to trim @ ship). 4 ubmitted treaties),” Wednesday—Got up, went to me home, | Now, tn conjunction wit! m, so will the x Ruy H. W, Beecher makes it known that barber shops any ineamations subm: Teatie went to bed | nave lust read, think of th missing link’ neve uble to find are not to be included in the Nst ot|'%° | dgment in the Englies Wann tae ed . . { eR ity aon d prov ein ekult. 1 ‘ aay tie ins nen! odgme: 1 7 Here is another instance of wretched team work Pharsday—Got up. went lo wo ame home, | or vols my w Sonk City an pre : i vaterte Lvery man shosld wrap himscif | astoria business houses for which we} ()” ia thie deaunation atten between the President and Secretary Hughes, Sen- went to bed | eg DOM i dca inva tieina ia ty ‘ai can | in an the mantle of lds own tm |solielt patronage ax long as the pres- rgo into u ehip's held, ators Lodge and Underwood und Mr, Root Friday —Got up, went to work, came home, we nrallies or to werent Mail) ttn? of] peyrity:—Horac ee high prises Toh shaving: Ge bene Sereda: pike = t r he Mir f tegrul ‘ * Jeutting prevall,’’ aring: After the deplorable right-about he | | b \ : Presumably the Astor Ad Clubbers] 11 1s interesting to uote that th Saturday Got up, we \ ding he ei: te ‘ , he you can y e ‘ i dent was forced to make the gu | ai i live te ¢ may goon be identified by the yerb-form ‘ateve used tocally ¢ . ‘ " SY MOND ‘ ‘ rospect ng locks aud variour sty acial | designe : & stove Mainland possessions were invglv: oy Lite 2 hee e¥he Me Le eat) ular 908 2b Uke, ' war Maret 4), 14" New Yoru. da 19! hie ta, Le | Collagen -~ ~ Adore é ’