The evening world. Newspaper, March 16, 1922, Page 28

Mustls. ameanreaaeysitibmare yew 1 CART AIIS OIDR RN tat ce aperatet THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1922 Hi MISTER. — GIMME A RIDE 2 a ee Theatrical News and Gossip _ te THE NEW PLAYS @ “The Hotel Mouse” j About Frances White’s Size | BY CHARLES DARNTON ee Now Loox AT “THAT Foot KID OUT IN TH'ROAD — JF 4 yj E AIN'T CAREFUL SOME BoDy's GoNNA RUN OVER Yim! DARNED iF HE AIN'T CHASING Me — I HAVEN'T GOT THE HEART “TO ToRN Him Down! ATTA BOY SONNY — You KEEP AFTER (T LIKE THary AN' SOME Day You'lt BE A FINE BIG , wet. EDUCATED An’ SUCCESSFUL MAN LiKE ME! Gee mister — L \F im tate or’ sexoon ( {Le miss My 'RITHMETIC It % B has caught her trying to rob his apartment at night, but she won't have supper with him there because she ts a respectable girl. This simply goes to show how easily a girl may be misjudged. Little Mauricette in ‘The Hotel Mouse’ evidently believes she should draw the Hine somewhere. She might carry off some little thing ike a grand plano, but she knows how to carry herself, ‘This chaste idea ts set to music at) slicked hair, So far as acting goes, the Shubert Theatre. The fact that it] it is enough to say that the play is fa from the French explains its in-| just about her aize. Mr, Bolton's genuows purity. A simple, earnest] book is not so bright as the tunes by Kleptomaniac, Mauricette kicks vio-| Ivan Caryll and Armand Vecsey, and Jently when she is seized by the young] as a result there are dull stretches, man whose treasures include a blush-| especially in the second act. . ing silk dressing robe, but upon learn-| Comic reltef is afforded by Burnett img that he yearns to save her from & prowling detective she trusts him| Parker) who does ridiculously funny we completely and sleeps lke a child in} with the come emery viet and dances his bed and his pajamas, while he hits} has nothing to say his face las Joke. ‘the couch and then the floor. Such !8}ang : and @ good one, Taylor Holmes plays hotel life in Monte Carlo! At all cost*|tny burgiar-proof youth neatly, and f P that villainous detective must belay Marbe is lively and Mt ctag. a a; - . Cy foiled, 20 with the dawning of an-|The chorus girls look fresh but mot other day and its rosy romance, the /tog fresh, Young man's valet goes out and gets @lothes in which Mauricette may dis- Guise herself. Frances White thereupon proceeds to go the limit in boy's clothes 4nd girl's clothes, not forgetting the cr Picturesque raiment of the Apache, “AND EVERY. Time _\ SSA) Sen Maes een a: mor the old calice dress of schoo! SPEAK To wou ST TELL Me WHAT THROUGH Some TERRIBL NERVE WRECKING Meant’ snibauced ese" cropounds a pA Boies CRveie Om OMETAING WORRY OF CARE iitlonlest ts and P la er: childhood she propounds a Wie <“ou GWe Ss: 2 <5. PAN. AY y Ss riddle song called “Ohio” in her ear- f nN a om WE NECK Ou. .HAVE HAD ‘ak oe Mer and clevereet manner. She is ¢ ppd! : INCOME TAX By BIDE DUDLEY also pleasing in other songs, and she Fn Bh towel 4 | dances exceedingly well. Her gamine ‘ 3 Dipny rr? al mphasized by her 5 hen ° ‘WO plays are announced to-day, for production. Mare Klaw, Inc. will stage at the Klaw Theatre Lord Dunsany’s “If,” which recently terminated a run at the Am- bassador Theatre, London. Adolph Klauber ie to produce “The Charia- tan,” by Leonard Praskins and Ernest Pascal, The cast for this one include Frederick Tiden, , Fania’ Marinoff, Purnell Pratt, Margaret Dale, William Ingersoll, Charles Hampden, William Podmore and Max Waizman. S By DON ALLE! NOW, STOP! Viola Dana, the cute little Motro star, hesitated in New York yester- day on her way to Canada to com- plete her country-wide trip. ' . She was still fluttering over her recent visit to and welcome at the White House, where she shook the hand of the President and said “Howdy?” Washington, as a city, seems to If you have a good umbrell, ' Pase it on, , eee siastins a8 B Siig, tere ener TEy | . af 'Tisn't yours, you knoto full welt, lola’ et ry PS « , = - OK-MI-No — UNCLE WELL TLE ; Paas it on, omen c cced tinh ine weshings Suct— 4 gers ann : SEE WaAT T If you know just where you got i, SEP" we enced, just to have some- Lanicuace + WANT “TO SAG HAUGHTY Woeas Ab 4 —— | | rrom your recollection bot it, thing to say. i WATcH UNCLE SOMETIMES AND —— 48). we cay WaTeH ‘Lest you'd have the owmer spot 4t, | 2 Sagphear RM saab nda At EZRA FIX You MUST NT : { ‘ia Bor eee Pass it on. s i ‘Strange as It may sound, she didn't HEAR "EA ae : 1 iQ Tet) dkete to redlize the enormity df her : G HIS OLD 4 CANT” REAR OUR OWN BABY COLUMN, © | offense. - AUTOMOBILE | NOTHIN * OH! Spain, the country of bulls and Thanez, at last Is to see “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.” Strangely, enou@h the great Span- ish author's story has yet to be ‘viewed in Madrid, But in a month the big Rex Ingram production will be thrown on the Spanish screens and those in back of the venture can see tremendous business !n Ibanesz’s home country. Where's that guy that sald come- thing about proiwt in a man's own country? WHERE IDEAS GROW. Nine-tenths of American homes tn cities of less than 100,000 are designed (By Jessica Plympten Nutt.) Don't forget the beby is by the feet or his brains may aii run into his head. Never use a wash- ing machine as they usually make so much noise they disturb the neigh- bors. When the baby is thoroughly bathed put some clothes on him or he may startle the whole election pre- cinct. Feed the baby with e bottle or?) be careful the bottle isn't one of father’s. Deviled crabs won't do aa baby food ss they are apt to cause pink-eye. And then, their use is @l- - ‘ wealth of the A Mb : “3 GIRLS ARE A FUNNY tor" E These ‘ ways injurious to the hi See fae” tueweriod Jn inotlon pice! | Coupe YOU ACT TowaRy EM | HAKE ONE FEEL SO ROMANTIC— |, : : “HEE — 1 SAID ON THE LIPS, FeRDIE-)} [crabs The milk given baby should Lynch, chief set decorator for Gold- Mi oicoas Es DID YSEE THE COUPLE IN Not MY FOREHEAD * without horns unless you want the “During a recent trip I constantly heard persons suy they had taken thelr idens for their home decorations from what they had seen on the screen,’ said Miss Lynch. ‘*Motion pictures have come to be the arbiter in such matters.” Miss Lynch studied her art at Co- Inbia University and the reputa tion of being about the best, if not the best, in all moviedom. SOLVES THE PROBLEM. B. P. Schulberg, producer of Kath- erine MacDonald's pictures, says he has solved the censorship problem. And it looks as though he has. And he proudly shows a letter from Harry L. Knapp, Chairman of the Pennsylvania State Board of Censors, to prove that he has found an answer to the censorship riddle. The letter states that Mr. Knapp has found the MacDonald pictures re- BACK HOLDIN’ HANDS, FERDIE 7 child to be,a tuba player. Never use clephant’s milk as the baby will become too heavy and etrain aurea back. Get warm garments for baby so that you may be equipped to read him “If Winter Comes,”’ no mat- ter if there is a coal strike April 1, ANSWERS. Editor—My two-year-old child hol- lers too much. Can you tell me why? Maybe he is cutting a holler tooth. Mrs. Nutt—Jassamine, my little twelve-months-old girl, insists on wiegling ber ears at feeding time. Has she supernatural powers? Before answering this we'd like to ask if she has relatives in Erie. Editor—I have six babies, alt twins, What sort of an auto should I buy to take them out for the air? Get a twin-six. quire little or no changing and con. |"Sce!ved + wire from Joseph M his latest film for release by First gratulates Mr. Schulberg on his clean-| Schenck telling him to look over National. It wil! be known as “Alias no matter how he sounds. Dirt cel- lects on babies just as it does en you, old thing, so be sure and bathe him once @e day when he is awake. In bathing the baby do not hold him } were in full swing and where he held important briefs, Moreover, the Dub- RHYMED THRILLS ONE ON THE FARM BLOC, * "— G Joe Flynn is authority for the Viness, ‘East Is West" at once to see whether |Julius Caesar. Golf is the theme, lin train was scheduled to start eee that a pieces ORs went “What is my solution to the prob- Mt would be a good film vehicle for/strange as that may seem. within a few minutes. The Recorder lda Wanner, of New York, despite}to a theatre and asked the prices ¢ wm?" asked Mr. Schulberg. “Why, [Constance ° HARRY W. SPRATT—Get in lonked @t, RUB WAGE, Be the wrangle) a cold, is making a bid to-day for] admission. ‘ toat’s simple—I produce clean pic- SO Ee touch with Associated First National did not seem to approaching aD] the copy of the song, “You May Hold] «pest seats $1,"’ replied the man | deren.” lapaible hoe and rake and spade and}or the Kane Productions Corpora- IT WAS MUTUAL. NoT $0 THRIFTY, end. At last he eaid to the opposing | yo Thent If You Get Me Tight,” the] inside, ‘That seems to be about the proper|!eft his Hollywood garden and was|tion in re your scenario for Charles STOUT Irish woman. bearing 8 ILBUR SMITH of Springfield | solicitors: prize in the thrill contest. Ida really] spo much!" sald the prospective | answer, after all is said and done. cee Journey be Newark, N. J., In| Ray. number of bundles entered 4 Mass., related a story of ar] ‘Pardon me, enema Duk I must] wants the song but says we may patron | as order to see the play. “For Love or Money” is the titi crowded) street. ce catch a train. Here is the sum in if we care to. . t r in Chicago. acquaintance who is extreme- send her $11 instead, we “ n go upstairs fo r= BERT, HE WORRIES. He approved, and Constance willl o¢ the latest Mack’ Sennett release, {+ hd ie a e-| dispute.” Se listen trent Any time. we "You can g0 up! ra quar. | start work on the picture the middle | © release. |The only sign of a seat she could find}}y thrifty. The latter started on down the silver he ’ D a ter. Bert Lytell, who has pluyed sn picture le} “Clarence,” another Tarkingtou ih spank math iio (inks! °ALthe' st And throwing 3 send $11 out of the family fora poem) 1 1, upstairs?” asked the | many underworld parts as tu give |! ,Bext month ; play, has been purchased by Para- Fee ee ee ae ee osaversatis ato] vanished from. the court—National| the whole neighborhood will weep] “Whats | btm an appreciation and insight into meee Sno aula. BANS, tien re mount and will be produced by Wii- at the right of a ieee ni a1 ation with 4] Republican over our unfortunate condition. But, _ | the sensibilities of the crook, Is ESS. PrMNKUN, iat liam C. De Mille. smartly dressed | St73 : aT back to normaley—you want to see Glarmed over the report he read re-| Where I had to go. Alvin Wyckoff, dean of camera- youll, dntethislio Alar ee ee CURIOSITY SATISFIED. J rdu's thrill, no doubt. So fill thine] ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. on? cently that 50 per cent. of the New prom York police force is compelled to bor- CLOSE-UPS. row money in order to live. Some anxtety is felt in Universal “It's tough on the coppers," muses|City over the purt to be played by Bert, “but think of the nervous shock | Priscilla Dean in the forthcoming to the poor crook. Now he can't t.ll]production of “Under Two Flags.” when a copper taps him on the shuul-|Mis# Dean is to play “Cigarette.” der whether he is under arrest or|Now watch the anti-tobacco gang. men, has been assigned to “shoot” “Blood and Sand.” Mae Murray war interested yester- day when she read some one had patented a “telephone” to keep track of bees in @ hive. “Suppose they will call it @ ‘be-line'?” she mused. Lumberjacks at Fort. Bragg, Cal N a country club @ semi-circle oi] eye. men, mostly lawyers, sat by an] ppery sprig ad subber, open fire, while outside the wind I ged by usual cold, ind sleet were almost unbearable. A ae ectar came to, having been visiting! +2. tce® Pucdose stavte Ay 9 his patients, and was numb with cold,| Wale I by hankie ho le threw off his coat and tried to get] Sulphur ad bolasses Irish Reader—That poem was priat ed in this column six months ago. H. J. G.—No truth in the report. Don't know where they are. space, sufficient “T expect to." only for an indi- “Got any baggage?" vidual of ordinary} * ; lo." eecu taheve (a , “T wan! you av ne oO my yn ‘ size, the stout). iks checked, so I can avoid payiny lady squeezed her-|\ cess fare." self, mech to the} “How can I when I haven't got o A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Mack Wilson of Philadelphia, says | ¥ aes recently he was pitching, whether the cop merely wants to] King Baggot is directing Charles} wii nave the first public view of R annoyance of the} ticket?” ; neas the Ase, But BO SDS morse Do nod taste so fide, Hay eee Fe erica atl alge ne touch him for a ten-spot Dazey's old thriller “The Suburban}. waish's “Kindred of the Dust’ youth. But you said you were going on sve ty hteaeeaits Me the pomisctrcle Bud this year—say, sobe thrill, kt sents "fer the sake of the peace af ming |Hangicap.” George’ Hull wrote the} The thrill scenes were fimed there,| After a moment or so the Irish wo- [tN EP tn the engineer.” oer members seated turned to] / got sub hobe hade tide. Gossip. at tbe criminal, pellooman should be jAcenane. sone of Booth’ Tark-|7Ou KAOW. man produced a cheese sandwich, BRADY SUSIE SPR nOCr. the doctor and sald, ‘Doctor, we have | | sargaret Wycherley, will be tm paid more. mate He pone or cnthcleas most] J Gordon Edwards, the Fox direc-|which she proceeded to devour with just been discussing forelgn parts. FOOLISHMENT. ieee . ROCKY ROAD. popular novels, will soon be « film, tor, will finish “Mary Queen of jevery evidence of relish. Whereupon THE PRICE OF FBEERON. You have travelled a great deal, 7 don’t know what to torite about, ” Krembs has written a pl J Holmes Herbert, ordinarily as nice] Scots” before be returns trom Hu-|the youth gave her a look of ineffable RISH lawyers tell this story offnayen’t you?" My brain's afflicted with the gout. Felix: Kreme. cel ios Playlet Sidney Franklin, who has been chap us one would care to mitt,| TOP® disgust and drew the skirts of his Lord Morris, once Lord The doctor replied, ‘‘Yes; almost ay * Teatled ‘Booze."' What about props, alternating as director for Constance }> { turned villain. He will assume) Mrs. Miry Car “mother” | overcoat closer to him Justice of Ireland and be everywhere." i f enoutiyvolia? and Norma Talmadge, wants it an-Ji\ Ghuracter while acting with] im “Over the Hill," has returned from| “I @uppose, mo lad,"* good naturedly a ee re that one of the lawyers facetiously asked | Please hurry down und help me out? re you @ bride? Can you blush? nounced emphatically that a movielpiaine Hammerstein in “Evidence."| her personal « ance tour throug), |#ald the woman, “that ye'd prayfer-r] Recorder of Galway: | the doctor; ‘Have you ever been in Drop everything! ? Well, go right up to the Aster director's job is indeed a path of roses} Conway ‘Tearie will soon seen|the South and is hard at work in]to have @ gintleman sittin’ next to me tas panos vn t on one} ‘ages, doctor?" lied. —— Theatre and see ‘The Blushing Bride” (with all the thorns left in) in “The Referee,” u Selznick pic-| New York again, yer" coomalon) a MIEPUtA Over a fiw shit ‘T have."' the doctor replied. aay Franklin had just finished directing This film should have been} ‘The feneine craze sty Hotty] ‘1 certainty would," snapped the] tings, was a fore Lord Morris How ‘did you find conditions PRSTHE RH EAT AGT TOR oF cabeth Clark hes dined: the imme and editing ‘The Primitive Lover’ Jed with Wally Reid in “The] wood during the filnur Cane i ; So ORE AOD RR nuch | here? the lawyer asker Bre al ek Mt Peal cat tc » Winter Garden, tor Constance and had already started Werld's Cliumpion.’ Cuisto.” Now they hava ne of th would 1," culinty responded the | warmth Morris s anxious to ge Just about the same as here—al “How come? . nefard set St the Wint rden, She Me first vacation in years when he Charles Hay has finished filming| loveliest fences out there, fut woman.—Everybody's Magasine, |back $0 Dublin, whee the courty|ihe lawyers close to the re: —Judge. ey, come out at night. ti ol