The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1922, Page 28

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1922 Theatrical News and Gossip i JOE’S CAR * | © THE NEW PLAYS| “Your Woman and Mine” | Rather Gray and Old-Fashioned ‘} 1 DIDN'T. REALIZE “Ty! TANK WAS SO Sew “= GOSH , | HOPE I'VE GOT 'NUF GET me. TO THAT FILLING STATIO! IVE GOTTA WATCH I(T NOPE! NoT A DROP - Th! Truck Ain't BEEN -AROUND YET —MuUsTA WELL ~ SHUTTING THe, ENGINE OFF ON “THese_ Two HILLS WILL SAVE SOME AN'I MAY MAKE, TH’ NEXT STATION By CHARLES DARNTON Kinkead’s so-called American drama is more than likely to shake | his head over it gravely and frame a mental resolution forbidding & pretty teacher to let her beau come around to the schoolhouse at the end of a busy day and take her home, It’s dangerous, that’s what it is, especially if she has one fellow who is jealous of another fellow and she keeps his pistol in her desk just as she might @ box of candy. It may) be her business to teach the young idea how to shoot, but she has no business fooling with firearms. No, sir—and ma‘am! | It is this kind of carelessness that @amses most of the trouble in “Your Woman and Mine” at the Klaw The tre. You see it all in a flash-back you might in a movie, shortly before the end of the play. If you saw it) earlier you might have more interest in what goes on, but of course you} have to take it when you can get it Unfortunately, you can't order a play as you would a dinner. But I'm not | going to keep you waiting There's Sally at the teacher's desk trying to keep her mind on her work after hours, yet probably thinking of the handsome young Governor who is coming back at lamplight to breeze her home in. his motor car, Then, A NY member of a small-town school board who happens to see Cleves | pretty unaffected school ma'am, but | she should put on less face powder | before going into the Governor's} arms. Although Malcolm Dungan | hasn't long to live as Cheater ‘he | makes the most of his time by doing | excellent work | But unhappily “Your Woman and| Mine” ts rather gray and old-fash- joned. The tollet-souped detective seems to sum it up when he reminds Clem's wife: “It's a hard world, 2S ERS Tai a are ametes ate 4 darn it cil, along comes Chester g Graves, the village real estate and —z Ae P % insurance agent, who gave her that LED M \ : $150 diamond ring she's wearing, It| = A COMMON Benue and Players should be mentioned that Chester | B Grarter! Cae Se comes on foot, Also he wears local | 4 clothes, so naturally he feels he hasn't + / : A DIFFERENCE BIDE DUDLEY : 5 much chance against a Governor who < ve OF OPINION looks as though he had taken his cath of office in a big town tailoring establishment. Still, Chester keeps hanging around until he gets the truth from Sally. Then he becomes ugly and tries to take the pistol from her 80 as to be able to shoot the Gov- ernor, whose car is approaching like a streak of light across the backdrop. Bally struggles with him like the good airl she is, the gun goes off, and Chester drops dead. ‘The Governor arrives just in time to view the remains sympathetically, and he is holding the pistol when Clem ‘Prewitt comes in to have a look ‘The Governor's tactful verdict !s sui- cide, and Clem nods his head. But about a year later—that's when the play begins, you under- stand—Clem, a member of the Leg- islature, feels he has reason to change his mina because of the Gov- nounces that he has perfected an arrangement with Willlam § Faversham whereby he will direct the | | theatrical ventures of the latter. ‘The | first play in which Mr. Faversham will appear under the new order of things is a melodrama entitled “Out |to Win," produced by Robert Cou: nidge at the Shaftesbury Theatre, London, It was written originally by Roland Pertnee and Dion Clayto Calthorp, but an American version |been made by Guy Bolton. Fred G | Latham will stage it here. A. brie! tour, which will include several | Canadian towns, is contemplated ang: then the play will be laid away unt | September, when Mr. Faversham wi be seen in it on Broadway. Years ag Mr. Dillingham and Mr. Favers! labored together under the Charl Counce DILLINGHAM an- 4 P ~ " Frohman banner and they old With: embesslement. Now, all that as € my MEDICHE every Hour 2 | sin Radeee) 1 Cone ASAR ERT vp rue Labbe” f Joe did was to lend Clem‘s wife part TASTES AWFUL I Thouctt You Yy \-RIGHT “BEFORE Mom LADDER” MONDAY. \ Aig cats ray hoc Buiter expenses AND IT GOTTA ALWAYS “TOOK / so she’s SURE Gun ea. bey engine 5 the in a hospital, taking as security rail- “TAKE ITEVERY MEDICINE RIGHT y Ladder,"’ in the Playhouse road bonds that went down and down Weroee MEALS ij day evening. He will send ‘Drifting’ until they were n. g. Clem warns y} jto Philadelphia for u brief engage- the Governor he will vote against his + _—— Y} ment ail poiteies, whereupon the noble Execu- Vi ee tive and his party leader in the y TO HER BOSS, Tlouse send a detective to Clem's home to get a signed statement from the refractory, member's wife. The detective gets what he gocs for by pretending to be @ salesman of toilet sodp—a dirty trick, if you want my opinion. He even has the poor wom- an get out the family Bible and swear on it, and she isn't feeling any too well, either. All this leads to a terrible scene in the Legislature, with | charges and counter-charges, and the | Governor in a fair way to be brought | up for murder. He saunters into the House and stops at the desk of his henchman just in time to get | the worst of it. You couldn't imag- ine @ more casyal Governor. The A young woman who works for an elderly gentleman, stately in appear- ance and with gray hair, bas written a rhymed tribute to him. Knowing he is a close student of this column | She has sent it to us for publication. | It follows: | Young gray-locks, they say you ar | old—you are old, ‘ | But really I think they are eT | very bold. 4 | For ev'rything here on God's earth | worth the while Is as old as the world—so smile, | Gray-locks, smile! clerk, too, is unusual, reading a res- 1 SOLD THAT MAN SOMETHING THAT SO? WELL, NOBODY'S GoNNA HUH ?-ER- HOw, " ‘f olution with great dramatic effect. eal FoR $25% AN WHEN 1 HV) CHEAT MY GIRL WHILE 1 HAVE WAL! WHAT 2) \Much witt Yicive By ue ae cinta hace j pers Wiernz_sruarienne, a4 8, 1eeie: KATINKA?) \COUNTED THE Money 1 was (7 DO YOU WANT 8) \ne Fee THis next Tuesday evening for thats . strange House. Clem is simply red RIN) #5@ SHORT! HE | f | New York performance of their hot, standing up for his woman, while the Governor, you may be sure, does 8 much for his woman. He says he has the right to pardon any one after or before trial—yes, really fo there's nothing more to be said Everything turns out nicely for everybody. Minnie Depree is appealing as the distressed Bible-swearing wife, lool ing and acting as though every bone in her body ached, poor soul! Even greater suffering is suggested by Reginald Barlow as Clem. Byron Beasley takes everything with dig- mity, as a Governor should if he has ‘been properly trained. As a bewhisk- ered statesman of the old schoo] Ber- tram Marburgh slings words with ap- palling force, and there's a neat bit of . debating by James L. Kearney as the A te Be Wii ee ae Pub Ce. reer Irish member, Regina Wallace ts a . REFUSED To y oF, be : | Leo Fall opers, “The Rose of Stam} y p ‘Va 5 ‘ boul,” at the Century. Donald Briar}! by the way, is out of the cast, havin| | been succeeded by Marion Green {| | i star combination is now made up Tessa Kosta, James Barton an? Marion @reen. the role of Achmed Bey. The wee aa A NEW SOUSA MARCH. John Philip Sousa has advised F. Albee that a new Sousa psa tion called ‘‘Keith’s Third of | Century March,'" will be played 1 the Sousa band at the Hippedrom Sunday night, March 5. It is ded! cated to the Keith Boys’ Band, i | ae | Gossip. i) Carle Carlton is routing sever: “Tangerine” companies. cE Yvette Guilbert will offer “Gu ; | : ; | = _ hour’ in English at the 89th Stre; and, as far as we can see, is some | thought {t was a cinder until an ocu-| (in the film, of course) from the =——————=—==—== | Theatre to-night. i} little tribute. list dug It out." leffects of rat poison slipped into a 9 ° RH Jimmy Hussey of ‘The Promenai, What wouldn't some of] stock} Pecullar old world, now, isn't it? | drink by a disgruntled servant { | D i | 'YMED THRILLS ers’ at the Winter Garden claims Ip salesman give for such a list of| — Our favorite bootlegger tries to do (4 ay S ories i once supported Mansfield in, Shake names! Man, oh man! | ALL STARS. the same for us, but we're uscd t ' | La. a young lady residing at West speare—but only one: ' ~~ at ae that sort of a drink by now <== = a <a rhymed) 2he “Shuffle Along" company wi, ON WITH THE DANCE. | NAMES IS NAMES Oe eter omenene ont ckgice Cony \ RROM THEIF-WIVESI DIARIES: \uasuctdcnn ccals teen cade ee rhymed | cive a benefit show for the Manass:" Gene O'Brien, cast in a “typical| Men who name pictur to be who have never been seen on CUT-BACKS. RS. DIOGENES—When 1 re-|for boyal What a bitter disappoint. | (rll end writea that she hax lecsd NA eae tan Hale te 4 z af 4 | ; 24 ast <d R Fi | te iE. oS ne * ¢ noys! y a disappoini- at the Street 3 . I" New Yorker" part in his latest Selz- renee Tak Foo! i Fool-| the screen before, add zest and beauty | ‘tom Terriss ' directin Dolores M monstrated with my husband Ment! I had hoped that he might had the piano tuned in anticipation |” A Henaie cu Ber grit oy ‘set Biel ictus, Gatided that, in onder to | ah Wives A Fool|to the latest release of the National! Cassinelli in a film as yet unnamed, for expecting me to live with; Ke a name for himself. er ineliatihe ase May Hold Meet rt pey ig Hat and His Mon Paradise’’| Non-Theatrical Motion Pictures, Inc.| Stapted his professional career as a| Ps | Mrs Polo—i should have | © meine the song, “You May ‘ i bed pis, | aiistalnactiag icivartioeing wiih al be ; n res, Inc. t ! oi ‘ him in a tub he prophesied that a time 's. Marco Polo—i should have | is ind third bills of Sha‘ and "The Frinstance.|| The new sereen beauties are all| Spear carrier in “Hamlet was coming when such accommoda. | ™4rried a home-loving man instead of |Me Tight If You'll Get Me Tight, acl 4 Methane t th mosphere, he must know all about) And this when we remember ‘Old| birds, in the sense in which the word| “What's, the make of your meW| tions would be considered commodi.|* Testless globetrotter! IT blame my ‘a le Ae ee the modern dance steps. Abe's" advice about “fooling some of | was meant to be used, and the film ix|#uto?” @ friend asked Owen Moore. | cup! . | parents for this Polo match!—Life, | Which ts the prize for the best ‘poem Nepotiations ae anton ahak eae And so he sought out Vie Quinn, | the people, &c.” @ wonderful bit of nature photography “ite a. Nabliity,” he quipped, right |" airs, John Harvard—And now my —— | submitted. She describes her thrill as) | feng mun Draper's scheduled i z here We & - | we ° aeoing quick like. a) | elas petite jazz exponent, and told her his | ,,, Dut from where we io eae Paes | ale CRE LE OA "axtansion seate have been installed | A QUESTION OF COOKERY. | sciows | Pacific Coast tour in order that. she s :, a im of Screenings, the *foolls pe -s et rags a a " ae MAN and a women entered a | F 2 ment her troubles. Soon he started tripping | of most films isn't on the screen. It's LOCATION LUNCHES Jin some cinemas to keep tat men|Rclunick. | Metro has already done) A AN aad & women entered B11, sreatest thriit Nas come to me | UiAY Dia? & Spring, SnEses e the light fantastic, and #0 apt @ pupil |divided between the orchestra and the|. ‘The ofttimes lean location lunch |{7om boiling over onto their neigh- |The Iirieoner OF Zenda’ | Louise” asked the man as he! While sitting on my sweetheart's) syerybody interested in boxing is was Eugene that Vie told him yester- | balcony box contained a big surprise for! an Arkansas exhibitor advertises |other flm erything wan set but over the bill of fare. knee. being given a chance to act as referee day that he not only knew all the up- | Maurice Tourneur recently leet oie ata tid aah ais “a a. fotta’ trouble 2 George,” answered the wom- | pz) age, ‘ fi A rife in the Jack Dempsey-Larry Williams Daas ates, but was about pet COALS TO NEWCASTLE. |. ‘The hunch man distributed the ordi-| {jhe Mpgring th ati sie patch [ihe Hee ge aap ee a who, saya the Sunday. Maaerinn [2c nee me would ve Rie Be exhibition sparring matches) at the ee ct ins uric, Just received « wailing and begging {Mary pasteboard boxes to every one |" Man Who Dared" married the | hia director: you just found it.” And vainly trying to touch her toes | THe greatest thrill in all my life ae ee | years an Nn letter from Owen Moore, Owen ought|8ve the director of “Lorna Doone.’ nd Hunter and gat atust A{#o the film's namo will be "Trouble," the floor, “and I want « hassock | He kissed my hand and said that he — i Look out, Gene, Watch your steps. to be happy, being down Palm Beach He was platnly nuttled Ze i . noit, author of ‘Missing George nodded, and he | A faithful hubby dear would be A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Way and out of the patha of anow gad), hata the: soattany’ yell you have @ wry-neck’ quoth sold only four copies of | Minded the waiter a written order he | 7 said to him: “I surely will; “{ ghall always remember Princess SOME ALBUM. ear heute b: aoonn meen ae Sea te aaa anted ewith | Someone to Bert Lytell. “Strange,” his first bene, t was a book of verse i ; Thiet Aer | Then came my very greatest thrill Mary’s wedding,” said Ock Prebble | _ An album containing the names of| Pe" amie wend me down & | a huge parcel, carefully wrapped ana] Snawered Bert, "t drink only sooth. | and he published i, Dims nee Bring w hassook for the Indy.” | of Wellsville, "yesterday. "It. todky | ? itn ate or a kog of grapefruit,” spe , pel. ily wre and |" Constance like| Fannie mays she likes the Ps, ir, swe D er, tan day that I hed about 11,000,000 patrons of more than| deliveries Owen. “I know it will|ted. Inside was a giant cake studded | phe Divorce” 1 her next |screen treatment éf her ‘Good Pro. | “one hassock. FOOLISHMENT. beeper ay. an awfuh | 4,000 motion picture houses is on its, sound funny to ask you to send the with between thirty and fifty candles. | picture will be known as “The Primi- | vider."? Sounds strange, but it's truc A moment later the watter, ap- | Th ‘ irl named ‘i way to Los Angeles. The album, the | ST@Pefruit hack to where it is grown, Yes, Fender: yan have guessed right.| tive Lover.” } A section of a dining room in the | Parontly puzzled, approached the | here was @ young g FROM THE CHESTNUT Tree. ia Baa ‘will be carted to|CUt that's ensy to explain. very |#t was Mr. Tourneur's birthday Those who wish to dregs well will | Hotel Ambassador was used as the set man and, teaning over him, said: Sinclair, " larg made, his >| grapefruit larger than a green pea is find “A Pair ¢ Silk Stockings,”’ | in one scene from “Find the Woman," “Hacuse me, sir, but I have only been Who started to sing on a dare. Toper—Have you ever seen me he offices of the Independent Screen | snipped North, where the prices are ROUGH STUFF Mrs. Lefingwell's Roota’ Pink} George G. 8.—Marian Davies ap-| here two days and do not want to She hadn't the tune, with more than I could carry? ‘ Artiste’ Guild on a five-ton truck. | high Clarence Burton, who takes the Tights" and "Skirts" on the sereen. |peared as a brunetie in “Buried make any mistakes, Will the la u illy old toon Friend—No, dut T've seem Fon Y ‘The book ts intended us a tribute) “1 got one of Lie left-over grape-) part of Agnes Ayres's brutal husband! Sir Anthony Hope's novel, “Rupert | Treasure’ and again in the ‘Bride's have the hassock broiled or fried Tal same silty @ ‘1 thought you should have made from the fans $0 tba = te in my eye wosterdayd and |in Paramount's “The Ordeal,” gieajof Hentzau,"” will soon be mimed by, Flex ester ea: i—Burlington Bree Pras same Got busy and gave her the at’ tring for your load,