The evening world. Newspaper, February 14, 1922, Page 21

orter him y mo¥ 2080, mplai disco’ ach ¢ onnect 0 IN squat me so} r mot nd tix or nu you d rite: 4 Pa di nd try box! ands. ell of nfessid took} ivom ere or. an thay ept a) fice, s to w For orld.) Veh. sonal and ye his rried t it wife’ | not for e ind offic ) got BA The Folly of Love Letters - Timely, Interesting Article . On This Page To-Morrow By Sophie Irene Loeb cS eCSESCCCOSCTOS ST CSCSESSSCOCL OCS C OSS SSE OEE. eee eron—He Cuts the Marital Knot With a Lash of His Sword, and if His Wife Is Refractory He » Puts Her in a Punkin Shell. By Carolyn Wells astle, and therein jie may immure Copyright, 1022, (New York Evening World) # Wife us securely as the old feudal Bediinca Series of Cina aHiall lords did their timid and shrinking ind in a Series of Five Artic! authentic historical narrative tells us that: chatelaines By the Ogre's orders she is not allowed to look at another man or to Peter, Peter, punkin eater, Jalk'to another woman, unless by hi | Had a wife and coutdn't keep her; — special dispensation Put her in @ punkin shell, He himself appears in the Punkin And then he kept her very well hoil when it suits his convenienc An earnest student of the ahuve to do so. He may be in a mood of ean't help admiring certain fine quali- silence or loquacity, of affability or ties that stand forth in the nature of fYritability, and the wife must adapt Peter, His gveit her mood to his strength of cl ask, timidly, “Do you acter, his power of love me as much as ever? he will auick decision and very likely respond. “Oh, hell, I love ofimmedi«te you more than life itsel rs Should sh —now, shut achievement must be udmitted by th most ensual der And al- How Do though some imi hold that ability t¢ the lady tion in the first Place urgues some defect in his make-up, yet, 1 membering tlie beauty implied the whole poem), one must youth and yrticht, I ciate the way he conquered cirevns RE you one of those women : HE never get any his fate and captain ef his soul gualatiad ‘ i ptain of hi time to mystify something always | Truly, the Punkin Raters must i been « forceful race and quite abi defend their r people. It is, indeed, probable that the Cave Men were Punkin Eaters, for they not only kept their wives in a Punkin Shell of « cave, but d there by the hair of their he: This mish Tusban. but, ve te Weil, F would just like to come into ru pts me nts and rule their your house some morning and watch you work. How do you be- gin your house- work? Of cou breakfast tu gel. ed them Is. nt make the Punkin F there's seem 4 strangely enough, this tyne i then the dishes held in high esteem by many othe and clearing ‘up. wise sane women ‘Then you must — besarte go up to make the gentlest und most timid of the beds. But, prob- sex ure frequently caught by the ably when you are just in the midst glamour and glory of a swashbuekling of this work there isa ri the door rutiian of a daredevil who mows down and you run te nil obstacles i his path, And if hia has come for t! nd the laundry man shirts and collars; s and gather ificent wrath be turned upon the you have to rush up agatr object of his marital affections, that, the articles together and run down with the bundle. Just then the + phone rings, «i ten minutes elapas r beaten black and blue bY Hefore you explain to Mrs. Brown usband, sald to a chmmis what the bridge club intends to friend, ‘Ob, well, I black serve at its next meeting, and what Meili oaay) sanybow she must bring to help decorate the . room, By that time, you recall that you must put on the soup for Junch- the friend, Pollyannically con, and before you know it, the bon andeoa said the wife, children are home from school—lea ae ing you with « great pile of unfin- ished work and a feeling that you ' aid not accomplish half of what you The Punkin Eater Husband rules wanted. with a rod of iron, He cuts the Ah, if this sort of thing beppens often, 1 am sure that you have not Gi a ie anita ot, ordian knot, or the Marital Kot, J \ittie schedule in your home! "A with a slash of his sword, and if his schedule—‘what's that?" Well, if wife is refractory he puts her in a you don't like the word “schedule,"* esl ai Say plan," for they mean: the sume sins. The Pun Shel a ea Fifth . The Punkin Shell may be a Fifth it ig simply a list of things to Avenue palace, a country mansion — go ny the beat onder ea orien to with sixteen bathrooms, a Harlem do them. apartment or an east side tene- One of my favorite too, is accepte “It might have been worse.” added J might not have stly, “why Tied at all ings is, an Carolyn Wells Tells How to Manage THE “PUNKIN EATER PECtet Cette eee eet test eee ties tees ee ee eee ee eee Your Home ? By Mrs. Christine Frederick Household Efficiency Expert—Author of “Household Engineering.” ee me svirt of — Have You a Little Schedule in Your Home? —_— ‘"s, "ost masterful of the type. ENew York Evening World) by Press Publis * THE EVENING WORLD, Laughs in “Hollywood Notes” Humorous Article To-Morrow That Everybody Will Enjoy By Neal R. O’Hara SAL LOE UTR ( an Y ou Beat It ] stfu Pees eens rons By Maurice Ketten f i g e' ‘by Press Pub. Co. MeUUDODIESTRIOL SCARE BER ENF FO RY AH a a WHY DON'T —_——~ ’ HUSBAND S@u RING THE CLDIDN'T 2 7 : . . | BELL INSTEAD ) But Clever Feminine Ingenuity Can Win Out in jor SPOILING Sod WERE a Battle With Masculine Brute Force—Cultivate |THE Lock 2 INU 3 29000 OOO OCC ICO CCC CIC IORRE RE MOIR I HCCI CICA ee Helplessness, Make the Punkin Shell Attractive, and if Jollying Fails, Try Tears. Upoand let me vead my paper!" or masculine brute force, Remember he y say, “No, I'm sick apd tired Delilah and how she put one over on of your pale, silly face!” and in Samson. either case she gazes at him admir as at 4 superior being. Yet, owing to the total depravity ot marital selections, it sometimes hap- pens that the Punkin Eater Husband First of all, cultivate helpless- . A big, capable man goes down at once before an inefficient, helpless little woman, Never lift I a finger for yourself. If you must falls to the lot of a wife who doesn't have one lifted, tell him which enjoy being dominated and tyrannized one and ask him to lift it for you. over; who can't bring herself to wor. (In this way you get him under ship the hand that smites her, the your thumb.) tongue that flays her, TELL HIN TOWAIT TILL 1 POWDER Another good scheme is to make the Punkin Shell so attractive that he wants to stay there himself, This keeps him with you, Urge him to bring a friend home Por these there is @ way out As a rule great strength of muscl: denies strength of intellect. Brawn denies brain, A ctever feminine in- senuity can win o a battle o! senuity can win out'in a battle of si him, and, when the soca so, quickly make of the friend a Tertinm Quid. If, the Punkin Eater objects, say, brightly, ‘What is home without another ?"* You Run Jolly him along, cull him pet names, like Toodie or Deedy, and let him think he is the Kingpin of the Punkin Shell, while really he is the Minor Chord. But, if you can’t work this game (if he ts a true Punkin Eater Husband you can’t), then there's only one last resort. That is never-failing, even with eet eee CCS Ce eeee res! es ng ; into the city T start at 7.56 A.M. and them sparingly, don’t overd to the city T start a Mand ie and be careful todo it prettily TOU WAIT 2 YOU ARE TALKING eer nnn wamie DRO stk miming owe and red eves wit TER TOWN: WILL IN YOUR SLEEP sel you anywhere, hour and nine minu too, every BES : housekeeper must route her hous But great crystal drops, wening [ATTEND TO D - ne ; ‘ +, slowly » and onc r two spilling ~ wari tari gang to urive at TOW WD and one or to, eiling OU SHORTLY results: thor 00 oi clot p * , i “a = Letteue teat kee much fiction and wy red lips quiver pathetically and “Hut you don't expect me to run i, deat little chin trembles —this, 1y house like Mrs. Frea- nine dred, my house ike a train, Mrs. Fred- it ¢urn the trlek! Why not? Aren't there certain , But if not, and if you are married detinite tasks that you do in the home 1 & Punkin Ester and want to stay ria ‘Arent there meals to 82 there's little, bar tears, that will plan and cook, dishes to wash, rooms ae dies down in ite least. to clean, children to get off to school | f°. WY Worry? As a type the it approximately the same hour eae: "ot fo bad. Remember, he’s not a then, why not set down Tire Hater, or a Beef Eater, or a paper these definite hours of !'08 Eater. Punkin Eaters S. eaving for school, the deliv. ther than not, erudite, alle and in- of food, the baby's. bath or Svential citizens. They are usually whatever other daily duties must he h@ndsome and distinguished looking, done in your particular house? In ®0d Rave a well-bred voice even short, why not make a little sched- When they swear at you. ule—indeed, both a daily and we So when one of them puts you in schedule of all the tasks of your home? his Punkin Shell be thankful — and “But Lam always interrupted’ is Sty put in the reply. 1 WAS DR THERE wee ae BURGLAR Bone AT THE Just so, and that is exactly why ROR KOO HOE 1 OK RH OTR =” you should have a schedule—in order = e 4 to get something done between the in- 6 terruptions, ‘The more likely you are x e Jarr Famil y i to be disturbed by bells and phones % | H and callers, the more urgent it is for Yy Bi t? y } § vauitaimieve © plan cAqrards TLE |e our bes! é By Caroline Crawford By Roy L, McCardell t likely the Wain is to be stopped By pp D D ba Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Preay Pubilehing Co. Copyright, 102%, (New York Evening World) by Press Publlshing Co. pening, water obiccat or to ehange |e y ris scher ev Which Man Will Peggy Choose for a Husband? HIE diagram or “graph, with the socially impossibte,"” Mr. Jari engines, the more need to decide what Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) Lika eleey\ of. wi krvieal: New Work chsli \esaay: Castes Habe apes hess had explained, ‘We muy need then is the running time under average by Press| Publishing Co, entered Business ax a stenographer. iter heart ts divided betwe SE: EN ASe TS to go on our bail when they are on tly conditions. The good schedule al- Dear Miss Doscher. Bractes,, her own age, and Harrisor owe 7,8 well tote bac! things, of Mr. Jarr’s social per- outside looking in and we are in ways provid rest period’ both in 1 read in your column where Sey todas. Evest lasalnuek’'s enw” epleads bs formances, past and present, would cerated with some of the very best sourslt ein make your own house, oatmeal is good for the skin A LETTER FROM TOWNLEY, AULe e (GN Sart OSes 1p work plan, since it depends on the size ‘Kindly tell me if the face should WNLBEY'S heavy gray station- on earth like litte old New York. If lapses and quick recoveries. Some Having made this declaration of 86 of your house, the number in your b@ Tinsed with cold water after | ery, with its deep red seal lay Thad been a happy bridegroom with times when he was coerced into ac- tial independence, Mr. Jarr Gepatts family, if you have children and out- ‘USING the oatmeal. M.C. R. in Peggy's hands unopened, She you as the blushing bride it might companying Mrs. Jarr to social affairs ‘ play pinochle at Sol’s smoke sho side help, &c No, if the oatmen! water is cold do Knew it would be a love letter, have been a very delightful trip, but his marking ran well up to Good Be- | Mrs. Jarr was gather relieved th Some of the things which will make not rinse after using. I think you you arrange a helpful household 11 ‘aba that it. 1 , schedule are: Planning your meals a ™! - ae: very. ibeneficlat week ahead, buying staple provisions &ffects. and dry groceries only once weekly, cooking for two or more meals at one Dear Mies Doscher: time, not permitting deliveries except ified hours, knowing how long My eyes are not crossed but | it takes to do éach task, and not un. fear they, will be some day. Is ter brim full of sentiment de with you in New York and me simply havior, 100 per cent.” ‘Then, when he he Went. She was expecting a ec: his love for her wandering about aimlessly the whole went out bowling and pinochling with fom Clara Mudridge-Smith, and (2 and stating how trip seemed wretched. This is my John W. Rangle and his other asso- tings that would have been advanc much he had second trip to Europe, I wonder if I ciates of the bourgeois, his marking Concerning the Stryvers, the Sti missel her. His may hope to have you with me upon zigzagged down to zero. backs and the Countess Bleshu: letters always af- my third? But Mr. Jarr's explanation was that Would have done Mr. Jarr too mu teeted her. When “Now I am coming back with the Rangle and his other non-society as- 800d to hear, she read them she rapidity of a steed returning to his sociates were good guys, satistied with Mr, Jarr was hardly within felt the warmth of stables. T shall be happy once more. their social status and so was he, let democratic portals of Sol’s smo} ment; no matter, a man's home is his Your werk and work your plan," and dertaking too much for any one day, there any exercise which will pre his nature and us~ UM get out the little vellow roadster Mrs, Jarr and her friends cavil as they Shop when the town car of Mrs, Mi. i that, of course, means having a sched- . \ vent this? Will an operation cure ually responded and we'll take some more Saturday inay, ridge-Smith drew up to the door (SSN ls You know ev train has a Mrs. Frederick's articles on home it and would such an operation be = with a letter which, although not ex- afternoon spins, We'll trot around — “T think it's @ good thing to keep in the Jarr domicile, where the opuley Famous Women schedule—it starts at a set hour, improvement are published three days Painful? S. M. H. antly love tetter, was Ny 8 eet fo the shows ana portiaps a couple of 2 visitor bade her chauffeur wait | makes stops at certains Kons and ar- ‘ach sere on thts page of The Eve- ‘The exercise I gave somo time azo (iN a Roda Moe tie Sitits tH CHEESES Ras he ine wader wale ee Mudridge-Smith loved to call rives at a definite place, When I come ning World. or the care of ye, which rotates ne J : : a ! ‘ . -s ov ca MARY STUART: , fe the eye in each Lea hi very help- Would care for him afterward. Going Down! on Mrs. Jarr.. Her attire and he oes eas Placa BIOWIOSOOCOOOO EO OTO OO OO NIE OO ORME ful for strengthening the weak mus- ut pow since she had made up ber Does all this sound good to you, limousine always created 2 most sai - | Biuart. Queen: of Boo, whe) |e B cise ce cee and has often pre- ™Ad to go to business school ut Peggy? It fairly makes me want to EAR THINKER: A man | isfuctory sensation of envy in th betieaded at Fotheringay Cus- | % Old “St Vv ti 999 ® vented eyes from becoming crowed, MKMt to make the most of her new shout for joy, All the way buck on desiring’ ta go incbusinuse’ | aeigunornees wivone these who te tle, when she was forty-four | x - Valentine s ustoms % No one but a recognized oculist could !8iNeSs opportunity and ty ie chief- the steamer I shail pace the deck was left to decide which | known her when, as Clara Mudridg years old, From her infancy 5 Mi tell you whether in your particular '¥ §terested in Billy Hracton she with two very clear pictures In my | he would undertake, the hat | she had had to haggle with stre: Mary used trouble, Hee Tl. VALENTINE’'S DAY is an oc- fathe mes V., died when S casion mine lye odin as six days old, and the she wos ax these times by tne mere send nobles immediately began dis- puting over Margs guardian- ing of cards and such ready made | ship. ‘The Karl ot Arran event- | missives as correspond to them. tut ually became Regent, andr fused the proposal of Henry XII. that Mary be mar to his son Edward, This started a war, In which the Scots were ten or col defeated. Mary was then sent | volume published in taat line, to the to France and married to the } modern decorated post card, Of all Dauphin, afterward Francis I, who dled in 1560. His eighteen- year-old widow returned to } W#* lace paper valentine whi otland and soon married her ,» (ndured for a long cousin, Lord Darnley, ‘The lat- | quantity sent, it is li ter was murdered, and Mary | city, London we married the Warl of Bothwell, | there were mailed 1,624,000 who had a part in Darnk At another date of development it taking off. This aroused the un- | Was customary to present gilts, and wer of some of the nobles, yy imprisoned Mary, but she es- | Samuel Pepys, in his famous Diary caped and fled to England speak of “a ring of Turkey stone and There she was accused of being | diamonds'' which he gave to his wife, involved in a plot against the | She “being my Valentine,” and to + Mfe of Queen Elizabeth, and lady who informed him that she had after a memorable trial was | drawn him for a Valentine the same convicted Elizabeth having | courtly gentleman donated "a pair ¢ signed the death warrant, | sreen silk stockings and gurters and Mary's head was cut off on | Shoestrings and two jairs of joasamy Feb. §, 1587 wloves, all coming to about 28s. nanan ucnessaased Tvid Was ip the century when per an evi tit ha: 1 throush cards hay hions from the mere writ many phi gone in fu » even ed mess ze from some kinds probably the most charmin, th eriod. As to a that in one eve, in 1802 1 yalue ¥ > | some of quite de sons chose each other as Valentines, mind; one of a blue eyed little girl 8 or the shoe busine: case an operation is necessary, but 1 “etded to open this lett car conductors over transfers th or escorts for the year, by drawing would first try the exercise and avoid No other man had sent her such With bobbed hair, the other of New nally chose the latter be- were long expired or specifically net lots, and a quaint custom of that time gtraining the eyes as much us possibie, violets, had given her a Pekin York's harbor with its striking sky- | he knew people used valid on the line she was honorir is recorded by « young girl who Rot- ond if, after a thorough test this is « platinum lavallicre and bracelet or Scrapers, their feet more than their heads. | when she tendered them. ed: “We also wrote our lovers’ Names not effectual, you had best consult a written such deep-feeling letters. "There is no girl in the world for Do you use your head in “Where is Mr. Yarr?’’ asked upon bits of paper and rolled them g, Med iL evaevilingiveiee?” Mace yeu here 1s Mr. Ja Specialist. The P| operation, if the k w there woulg never be another Me but Peggy Dayton an in| ornate young matron, after she up in clay and put them into water; trouble is only muscular, is Ny Harrison Towne her life and yet t@ live but New York City, And | your wits about you? By “wits’ been kissed by Mrs, Jarr where ti and the first that rose up was to be netther very painful nor dangers ill her girlish instinct, all her love of @fter two months of dining and win- 1 mean something to offset the make-up was the lightest our Valentine. Would you think it? cedom and desire to make a place 1B in London and Paree, | am over- | seriousness of a situation ine ¥ A. 4 sree and desire to mak pla j fe had to hurry down town agai? Mr. Blossom was my man. I lay v herself in life seemed to tell Joyed to get back to the things which The ancients had a saying a-bed and shut my eyes all themorn- Dear Mise Doscher: eae one tee Ly make my life brim full of happiness, | that will help you in all trying | {2 Attend a night meeting af a cx ing till he came to our house, for I | am troubled with blackheads |! 68 Mm man for - , “Think of ime berry doce next | ciroumetances: “IT 18 NOTH. | ‘#8 Board of Directors,” Mrs. would not have seen another man be- © my forehead. | have tried it_how othe NN I tS Riek . ING.” explained, And then she added: Hs H i him up strolling the deck with a eap oat parhoratione are saekin fore him for all the world.’ She fur- everything but nothing seems to ‘ Dullad! down oem civ even tay ton’ Everywhere you go may be | ™#ny geal poral ther states that in her ardent desire help. Also when Igo out into the “Wit this’ thought uppermost | in Coy Lh SA ater yy cura and. a | #88n examples of people not | His services that he may be oblige! to dream of her swortheart she re- cold my nose gets red and shiny, er mind whe dashed into the letter, Coie Oona im he vail think of | using their heads—they put the | ‘@ tender his resignation from sorted to the heroic method of boiling an you help me? BLUEBIRD, W!ie! read you, funny little all the way | wrong change in the fare box | Present frm an egg hard, removing the yolk, fill- Directions for blackheads we “My dearest Little Moses: This Will over, and every time the steamer | and do innumerable things “I thought I would just drop in + Ing it with salt and before retiring printed on Dee. 27, and you must 1e- "MY last letter to you from ths qeives amid the great rolling waves | which are thoughtless. see if you could go with me w t ate if, shell und all, without speak- member that the skin needs constant Of the ocean. Do you reallze we shalt be ju much nea, Using your head makes you | Countess of Bleshugh’s tea to-me ine or drinking after it fare so that you thoroughly that my allotted two montis will be Meanwhile ‘au revoir ¢ reliable, and the more reliable row," saia the visitor. Just where the day derives its be- the pores after the blackheals hu bP DeRt ‘we nd t Tam going to As always— Harrison Townley you are, the bigger your salary, “How can you think of it?” » ing is a "matter of ¢ ation with been removed, athe the tace wil hack ew Y nd to 394 Dnig was the type of letter which There are plenty of books Mrs. Jarr. “You know the Co historians; some declare that {tis only an astringent and pib a piece ot i Your letters have erC"’ distracted Peggy. [t was 4 love let- | that teach you by definite steps | is an impossible impostor. Sh the ancient Roman feast, Lupercalia, over it. This will help close the por Mort to me. At * Ueeey. | ter whieh pierced into her heart. | how to think quickly and ac- fects on Binglish accent | held formerly at this season in honor so that the blackheads will have t believed you a fo And yet ghe prized it Hyery girl ourately. Consult your libra- Asquith, when as 2 matter of ot Lupercus, Destroyer ot Wolves, chance to lodge there, The cause of 4 iptions of ye Qppreciates a genuine love letter rian. she was a Brooklyn dressmak«r ind others declare it to be named for the red nose is due to Imprope: Hances and parties were rather than an implied or “under- Keeping your mind on what “That's what I say!" said th St, Valentine, a Roman priest mar- lation and clogged digestive tril 1 contd jumt see ¥O%, stood” onc you are doing means getting | itor, And then fer an hour they tyred in the early centuries at the or- ‘Take the daily exerctacs, esperlill ear, and knew exactly how ~~ When Townley returned © 7 out of your mind everything nll thelr acquaintances to pieces, + der of the Emperor he had displeased the after-bath rubs and try to ch ei Your fran! fs one titude should ghe take that does not belong the he bond of friendship between C ly marrying couples when he had a Ughter diet. Avoid greasy, st charming c Did she rea care for Rim. ¢ Very truly yours. idridge-Smith and Mrs. Jarrow decreed there should be no more mai- pastry and 1 gure that » Well, little girl, London and Paris suould ahe give him up? ALFAL ITH at Uhe ( strong mutual dislikes Hage fad you will be cured uigy ve al) cigiat t iaee To-morraw—Progys Desimom = a —_ } io common, on ene ee serene ee aren renee +s ++