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Humor, but Real Carolyn And Ther: | Bid Hi Is That By Carolyn Wells. it, 1922, (New York Eventng World) Linatinad by Press Publishing Jo. LTHOUGH the careless and un- analytic mind recognizes only one type of husband, and lumps the whole lot under the tt of Brute, yet there are varlations of the species. Husbands, it is now generally con- weeded, are a necessary evil, and as such are entitled to consideration and classification. They are of types as varied and @istinct as those of a printer's font, and though some of the types are as extinct as Benson's Dodo, yet many are alive to-day and must be reck- oned with. The Angel type of husband is seen mo more, He wasn't appreciated and the style fell into disuse. ) Yet, after all, it is the wife's treat- ment of w husband that makes him J What he is or what he is not. And, though wives are, as is well known, omniscient and infallible, yet they cannot afford to neglect a word or two of expert advice. Nor do they mind getting it withstanding a mistaken notion the contrary, worhen are avid for ad- vice. Not to follow it—Lord, no! But by some inscrutable dispensation Providence they have a sub-conscious appetite for advice that is never sat- jated. “use, why do they eagerly read all the “ints and Helps in their Nobody Home ‘ournals? Wise and experi- ented he ‘ekeepers fairly eat up Di- rections fo. “inky Dishes, which they ever concoct. They cut out all the Kitchen Kinks and Pantry Patter, in- | tending to paste them in imaginary scrap books, which they never get at. But their creed it, “If you see it in D. at, its gospel truth,” and so we Proceed to throw into print some priceless advice and comment, know- ing that A Word to thee Wives is SuMficient. Not- 40 of A prominent type among husbands of to-day is the PINT-POT HUSBAND, Ho is earliest mentioned in history fe the classic rhyme: Thad a little husband, no bigger than my thumb. | I put him in a pint pot, and ' there I bid him drum, Now, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the size of a husband only estimated by the measuring glance of his wife. ‘This is, of course, figurative lan- guage, for the husband may be one of those big, lumbering affairs with a voice like a fog-horn, But the wife means that his Importance, compared to her own, is no more considerable than her own dainty thur. Not that this effaces him entirely -=by no means. A thumb is a most * effect. ‘Then she can spend the rest Io ihe old-fashioned novel they be without itt, The “Wicked Flea” Husband Second Article by Carolyn Wells ; On This Page Saturday, Feb. Il 1 Had a Little Husband No Bigger Than My Thumb, 1 Put Him in a Pint Pot What You Have Done With Your Husband ? Maxims ofa Modern Mai By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. At most, masculine vanity receives a few pin-pricks from women, } yet nothing short of shell-holes would have permanently destructive Truth Bahind It WRITES ABOUT Wells “Pint m Drum.” FIRST OF important part of the human equip- ment, Not always in use, but ready, available any moment. An insig- nificant detail, but always in place and waiting command, yet never obtrusive. An apt comparison, indeed. The thumbiness of some husbands is evi- dent at a glance. And their wives love them and are proud of them. And as she is in absolute con. trol of her own thumb, so is this wife in complete authority over her husband. Whereupon she Husband OF FIVE ARTICLES THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1922, The ‘‘Husband Complex” HOW TO MANAGE THE KIND OF A HUSBAND YOU HAVE Carolyn (C00 BO 09 BE CSO SRR a EER Private Office Pot” xweeE The “Pint Pot’? May Be an Upholstered or a Necktie Counter, but Into It He Goes—and Drums. A SERIES puts him in a pint-pot and there she bids him drum. This pint-pot may be the uphol- stered private office of a financial magnate, the cage of a bank teller or the necktie counter of a department store, but into it he goes, and in obe- dience to her bidding he drums away for dear life, Aye, and he drums away for dear wife, for the harder and faster he drums the more luxury she may have and the better she is pleased, The Pint-Pot Husband doesn't always enjoy his lot especially, THE FASTER HE DRUMS THE MORE LUXURY SHE MAY HAVE ‘ *; * seni " OLN 2 u 4 : Why Not Look Your Best? By Doris Doscher Copyright, 1022, EAR MISS DOSCHER: D 1 come to you with my trouble because | am sim- ply distracted with the condition of my hair. | have to tease it and it has gotten so thin | now have to wear pads to puff my hair qut or else not be stylish, My hair comes out by the hand- fuls and as it once had a beauti- growth Itfeel badiy about it. Your help. will be gratefully appre- ciated by DISCOURAGED, Has it never struck you that there might be another course open to you besides teasing the hair, wearing false pads or else not being stylish? Do not be misled into dressing’ your hair in a way that is unhealthy for the scalp, thus following blindly the cus- tom of the rhass of girls, but remem~- ber that there is no place where in- dividuality of taste has such a play and brings such excellent results as {t does in the dressing of the hatr. a eerie E’ns girl should refuse at least one loyer before accepting another, of her life telling her husband how happy she MIGHT have been with his rival. Home ts a vastly overestimated spot. their parents; when grown up the reverse is true. When little the children annoy ‘The only boy who doesn't want a dog is he who has one and finds he must take it to walk; the only man who doesn't want a feminine adorer is he who has one, and who finds that he has also a responsibility. One reason why the business woman makes cause after all her experiences in “hitting the bos ally knows when and when NOT to ask her husband for gnoney, successful wife is be- for a raise” she gener- married on the last page and lived teppy ever after; in the new-fashioned novel they live unhappy ever after —till they UNmarry on the last page. Yes, Dorothea, it's awfully insulting for a perfectly strange man to say “Hello, girlie,” but it does make you feel ten years younger! Sooner or later every young man reaches the age when, if there is no guilty secret in his life, he feels compelled to invent one lousy is the cud which suspicious wives chew; they really wouldn't . (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. There are no two human faces identically alike, so there need 1.0t be one fast rule for the dressing of the hair, In fact, just in this difference lies your greatest opportunity to look your best. Study the shape of not only your face but your ead, Learn to dress the hair so as to bring the best into prominence and soften or enlarge what may be defective in the outline of your general make-up, The custom of teasing the hair, puffing it out into extreme fashion just because the other girls are doing it makes you lose your individuality, and possibly what is very becoming to another is only hardening to your face and is de- tracting from your appearance. In every walk of life you will find that those who have made a success ure the ones who have been courage: ous enough to stand by thelr convic- tlons and separate them the mass of people if ne low the line which they knew was consistent with their ideal of beauty in one form or other. And this Is just what 1 want you to do—to express yourself at your best in not only your ciothes, in the way you walk and carry yourself, but especially in how you dress your hair. To look your best your face must Le framed as it were by the hair. And do not be deceived, the amount of eure you give to the grooming of your hair is always reflected in your ap- pearance, Fuzzing and crimping and puling out the hair over a falxe fcundation can never give the same soft effect that is obtained by having the hair well kept and with that natu- ral fluttiness that is due to its own healthy condition. You say your hair is falling out by the handfuls, and it will continue to do so as long as you subject the scalp to the unnatural heat of the pads. Indeed this artificia} heat is one of the chief reasons for the bald spots on the head and if you wish to save whut hair you have and encourage the growth of new you must give up this bad habit and massage the scalp and give the hair every opportunity you have for a thorough air Teasing the hair, that 1s, forcing ‘he comb backward along the mass of strands, means that when you comb u hair out unless the greatest amount of care be taken snarls will end in split and cracked hair and this not only gives a frowzy, untidy ap- n to the halr, but also spolls iis growth, Study to express yourself in the style of the huirdressing you choose, ‘The most simple effect will often give you the most classical ap- pearance, And the Tunes He Plays Are His Wife’s Selections but th Perhaps her thumb isn’t entirely happy either, but it never occurs to her to consider the matter. Her one idea is to make her husband drum—drum, though his fingers weary and his drumsticks well nigh fall from his tired hands. Nor may select his favorite tunes. She bids him drum her tunes, her time, at her conducting. Jazz or hymn, dirge or pacan, she bids, and he drums Does she like her Drummer! dathroom Alleg Drum aw: drums away.) . No, the husband doesn't enjoy him- selt. His pint-pot is cramped and uncomfortable, he is sick of the sound of his own drumming, but—she bids him drum. And he loves her, They love cach other. They love the chil- dren, So he drums he want a broadtail coat neighbor's? Aceelerando, Does she desire another in the country house? Vite! Tattoo—roll—erash!" y at her bidding! (He The wives of the Pint-Pot Hus- bands are the stuff of which femin- ists are made, They are the women who won the suffrage, who paraded and carried banners, while their hus- bands staid in their pint-pots and drummed, Also these wives are found among the leaders of soclety, The Grande Dame, all smiles and jewels as she receives her gupsts, her pint-potter at her side, Is even now silently bid- ding him dtimm. ‘And valiantly, pa- tlently he obeys. Though he drums a lighter, quicker motif than when in the office, yet it is at the wave of the same baton, at the nod of the same conductor, Does the pint-pot husband never rebel and smash out the sides of his pint-pon and free himself? Never! If he did he wouldn't be a pint potter. On the contrary, he gets so used to obeying that he accedes to any one's request—obeys any one's orders. He takes the goods the salesman thrusts upon him, he buys the books the hook agent advises—in a word, he is Acquiescence Incarnate. And as to advice to his wite? Well, {ts really unnecessary, for by this thme it's second nature to her to bid, while the pint-pot husband drums— and drums—and DRUMS! ey Can You Beat PLEASE Give NE SOME It Now THAT Good GIRL . HOW MUCH Do You NEED D WHY NOT > [AM NOT JUST Ofew York Evening World) ORORORTRORIPTR: POC ACOH, Mrs. Christine Frederick Eminent Authority, Will Tell You How to Improve Your Home This Page, Beginning Friday, Feb. 10 Copyright, 1922, by Presa Pub Co, usr! SA PLEASE WHY NoT ? 1AM NOT Just i A CASH REGISTER! PET TT Ee ee i er bh Pereira aa) Now THATS Good Boy. Copyright. 1 entered business tenographer. Bracton, her own age, and Harris: senior. The office opens new exp story to-day. HDL ADORED e Heart of a Girl By Caroline Crawford New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Oo. Which Man Will Peggy Choose for a Husband? The story 6f a typical New York girl, Pessy Dayton, Her heart Townley, a well-to-de bachelor ten yea es, brings new lovers, Every instaln ent a new episode in Peggy's affairs. divided between teen, whe has just levers, Billy Begin reading this SUNDAY AFTERNOON IN CENTRAL PARK, T was not until Peggy and Billy were seated in a cozy nook over looking the bridle path in Central Purk that they spoke of the dance the night before. They had strolled about the park for over an hour and now with tired eyes which had ad mired the beauty of the many lakes, the trees and shrubbery, which even in winter were fascinating, they looked off into the distance, the long future that lay ahead of them Each was silent for a few moment and yet it seemed as if they read each other's thoughts. What would that future be? Was it written in the book of fate that they should or were they just good fri had spent several years of their yout together and were to mect some ¢ else? The sun was very warm for a winter sun “Almost hot enoush to give ¥ freckles," Pegey gigsled ass turned her back to it and tried 10 coax a squirrel to eat a peanut her hand. Then, unable tv nce any longer, she as “What did you think Minton, Billy? You alway Liked old-fashioned giris, # she lived up to your id Billy drew forth his me Pipe, filled it and lighted it tx answered her, Then he Peggy with half closed eyes as he al lowed a whimsical. half-hur smile to play about his lips “Peggy, when i sald 1 a old-fashioned girl.” het meant a girl who is old-fash stand t) heart, not a gir) who just fashioned, That little Hella M 1s as kittenish and flapperish at as any giel Nving right in t of New York. “I didn’t dance with her, Peg, be- cause I admired her, but because— well, because I didn’t like that Perey I don't see how you can invite a chap Ike that to your home. 1 thought that if I danced with Bella and showed her a bit of attention this But the modern girl hasn't any of that green Peterson, would make you stuff in her veins, “I must confess when I stayed to siy goodby to you last night that I expected you to pout and be a trifle Instead, when I saw your ear, cool eyes [ realized that I had lost a good many dances In favor of rovoked; jealous. Jack Reed and Peterson.” “Then you don't like old-fashioned girls?” persisted Per ‘I only like one girl in the world cy Dayton, and you know it.” de- clared Billy, as he pulled at a nearby “and I'd give ten years of my \f you would say that you only care for one boy in the world.” peanuts squirrel if he'd tell me whether to Harrison Townley,” oa give ten marry you or hed Perry. "Oh, cynically pointed ustn't out BY it isn't divided between us," Billy, forget Jack Reed and your \utest Perey Peterson."* “Or vuntered Peggy “I'm not quite certain about that," r refilled his pipe rinned Billy as he ! seemed in better your beaux, of kids t vas a huge joke feel that but etim re ne panent, our thougnts hound together?" he round faith and pa I do, Billy dear," thet but I don’t really Nke them And yet they're on your Iist.”* ‘Nut they never would be missed,’ humor. sun was a golden glow | cinking very fast Into @ purp Peggy looked Into Billy's brown eyes and read since tience. she sald as they | back to her hom To-Morrow—-Over the Teacups. that “you Pecey, 1 should be heartbroken ‘over you and we are at sometimes I see But don't you and I different—that our friendship somehow ‘ ‘t live without each other and and hearts that and the viet on Feb, on @ visit of Island, and vict and died The very hammedans jes. The Khan among the sands of the der. truction ae Copyright, clean kid gloves m: lather with white no: shaving brush became Viceroy in 1869. who were powerful Syria and Persia between eleventh and thirteenth centur This year is the 709th anni versary of the murder of Lew! of Bavaria by the Assassinians of Tartary and Marquis of Montserrat were also gious sect whose creed was mur The chief of the or called the "Old Man of the tain,"’ who trained up you to assassinate such their chief had doomed to dev To-Day’s Anniversary HE unrest in India to-day visit of the Prince of Wales reminds us that this is the fiftieth anniversary of the assassination of Earl Mayo, Vice rey of Indla. Southwell Bourke, sixth Earl of Minto, who was slain by a con- He was Richard The Fari He was official inspection tr 8, 1872 the penal settlement of Andaman was examining the establishment at Port Blair when he was stabbed by a native con from the wound. name ‘‘assagsin'’ is of Eastern origin, and is derives! from the sect of fanatical Mo- called Assassinians, in) India the unnumbered vhot vietims of this rell- r wit foun gr pe: 1922, «N: rk Put the glove on the hand and cover with the he nel cloth, Repe such a One thrifty you we bands, aprons out of dresses after beyond wear, are now Sew a tape ity, Padded holder. the other end of the tape. @ button this have aprons out of the backs of her band's discarded and sleeves make She also goin a then quickly rub it with a clenn tan at until glove but do so rapidly that the suds not penetrate the kid nied hu The front pockets un! cous of of hous porti housewife ets shirts bibs, Use abirto the waist to one corner of Put @ buttor To alt sewed on apron either at the belt or near t right shoulder, The holder will al- opel EDEN NE See Ree pe REE oC REO PEE OE BO ORT What Every Woman Should Know By Emilie Hoffman, Au The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardeli 1022, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. 6é OOKY here, dearie,"" whim- it,’ grumbled Mr. Jarr. ‘And beliey pered Mr, Jarr. “Do I have ™@ 1 miss it. Oh, for the good 04 to go to mnother one of those GAXe OF ENC wings ang asl ’ wanted them, and a foot upon t Morbid Moments With Musical Mo- qhird rail and a good joke ringit! tons’ at Mrs. Stryver's? Gee, it's clear'*—— hardly two weeks since | was dragged cr ver mind your lamentations t to one"'—— cause the saloon, thit menace to t “I'm glad to hear you say that—no, jome, has been abolished 1 don't mean about being dragged to interrupted to say. Mrs. Stryver's, hut that it Is only two 9 1y schools for erimins weeks since her other affair, It re- “Maybe you are riht,’’ murmur Hinds me that Mrs. Stryver, with all yfr, Jarr, “but all the erivrinals sec er faults and all her ignorance and ty be out of school these days, my, all her ars of cheap gentility, is at dering, robbing and everything.” least horpitable. We wouldn't have go, having protested without av: wny social life at all if it wasn't for Mr. Jarr donned his society reguls (he poor, fat thing. Mrs, Rahgle can't and accompanied Mrs. Jarr to t vive any affairs in her little, crowded gtryver mansion Nat, even if she knew any people of fellow Nimrod!"! Hrominence besides us, and Clara ordiully, coming forwa Mudridge-Smith is so selfish that she “Come up in od won't g9 to the trouble of giving any he receptions at her apartments in the igh Costa Arms, All she wants to us ts to go to Palm Reuch or Atlantic Copyright, By Mr. Stryver to greet the Jarr's library with me whisper to Mr. anti-freezing compound thou we took with us to the duck hunt City or, when she Is home, which ts belleved was stolen before we cou sitom, to faze enbarets. If It weren't, get a taste of it?” for Mrs. Stryver we would no longer” Mr. Jarr nodded 4 ive A salon, or anything lke tt “Well,” Mr. Stryver continued. :. ‘What worries me is that we no found ¢ hauffour forgot to pack unger have a saloon or anything ike It's & whole case of—so tar us tf duck hunt was concerned Oly © you for me or asin me you!’ cried “Lead me to it, We ing and inspiring mu gives, old man, 1 never miss a Gow of them!"* * Jerful, inter cales your y « World) by Press Publishing Co. be “i ze handy to handle hot dishes Hands That Do the Houses snd pans, Some cooks ha small i] yweld attached to the apron in the work Often Show i ! Peavy 6 If dishwashing, scrubbing and t! fi When sewing heay ottor SOS q huvdhe's apt to stick. Tf wom jag Other necessary duties of your day {i lishtly rub the line of #titching win Werk Foughen and re dden yo tf inary yellow soup this unuoyancy hande—then use VELOGEN, i} Apply it liberally at night of 43 Lightweight garment hangers to washing the hands with wad 4{ carry ih the overnight bag ean be water, rubbing it gently into try we of tibbou, tape or a@ eroche: skin. The dry skin quickly fee it three All ivory or at the i har its influence and a soothing, sof: 4 Use it acainy in the morning, wiping off what r i in 8 long. Sh metal ring over one other end sew a me If you get to mains on your hands. VELOGEM, dium does not grow hair, nor doe place where * are no clothes vangers fasten the safety pin in the the most delicate fabric. _ t it or the blouse and your face in case of windburn 4 us the ving Wherever it can be at. Chapped lips and cheeks. HH 1 yaetiines the upper hing: 4 t the doore aro) she One. ANSiauee druggist sells it—28e a tubs), 4 but these will do nicely, Your droge be A —Advertingment. =