The evening world. Newspaper, February 7, 1922, Page 21

THE EVENING WORLD, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1922, he Prude i. Home | A la Voliva Astronomy Rules Suffering From Successive Shocks He Is the “Mr. Fixer” in The Scheme of Life =hur= He Has No Place in . The Life of To-Day eat! Rae: ox a RRB eR REEOTS Earth Is Flat, Sun Is Hanging on Loose Chain, and Stars Look Phony to Vol. By Neal R. O’Hara. we 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. ISTORY was made at Waterloo, Gettysburg and Verdun. (New York Ev by Press Pub, Copyeimht, ose xe ERR YES, HE CAN'T USE OUT ON A CHARITABLE Arith- H e prude. TWkewise, And what are you going to do about it? Well, this ts what one family did about it, In a very nice home of modest means where there were five young people there lived a middle- aged aunt. Physically she is here gow but mentally and morally she ts @id not wish to hurt their parents amd sorrowfully acquiesced. Yet the @esire for dancing remained just the same, Pretty soon it broke out again, “The best thing for all of us is a rirting of the ways. You are not Ly-~ the in this day and age. Go and Live yourself. We will remain friends, (You can come to visit us and we will fare letting them in for dangers, since 4 of enjoining them. Thus we R avoid the pitfalls, but if they just He and act deceitfully in order them with the exit of this aunt, ‘The whole family now sees her as she ow One Prude Broke Up a Family. By Sophie Irene Loeb. Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co. H” je nearly always there—the blue-law member of the family—the If there ts any member of the family that brings continuous misery into it, he (or she) is the stolid, tneists on cold, hard rules of living for himself, but that everybody shall do self-opinionated person, who not only He 1s always determined and fixed in his views, Not only this, but he Proceeds to fix everybody else accordingly. Boheme of life. He is always obstructive and rarely constructive, He 1s the ‘Mr. Fixer’ in the world, and the home especially, will be well rid of them, While it is good beyond measure to have conservative people whose prog- ress may be slow but intelligent and kindly, the prude has no place in the progress of people to-day. Years ago he had his day as the pillar of society, but that pillar has on So id the floor to him for a few Hoppy McClellan has au article jazz he would like to read you. I will moments McCiellan arose and, producing a give him the next still he confiacates, ‘The meeting ended in an uproar. Mavor Walker Insiats that it's a case of mistaken Identity, but the whole town is talking. MISSION sash she whispered to herself, real old-fasbtoned girl. Here's my chance to see just how the bors ke what they aro always talking ubout.”" | Glimpses Into New York Shops ; color combination, one in white with red being especially attractive. aitated by the fact that crepe de Chine The newest veils have an elabo- yellow adds the final modish note. Cretonne is now being prominently ing season than it has ever been, death if all of the boys cluster around her ail evening. ‘Let's see how th: like this old-fashtoned girl. If she & success to-night I'll give anottir dance next week and “Why, of course, if he really ad ingly down upon her with the soulful expression as he might Hindu Marion started up the Victrola wn! Jack walked over to Pe two partners, cousin will ha her little ¢ in love. ‘a » in her ninety-£fth year makes herself ax attractive 4 sible and does not have to be told want her name to appear too often tn thetr books. 1 Bridgeport about six y She died ndern girl with her bobbed ha! HIS ARNS AT ALL AND HAS NO MEANS OF H adding machine centres, metic is manufactured at Bridgeport, Syracuse, Toledo and other Now astronomy is being made at Zion City, IM, Astronomy ts seience of checking up stars and finding out what ones are missing. Not to be confused with art of running a benefit matt- nee. shortchange us on quarters, Astronomy has tremendous usefulness. Without it, moon would Without it, stars would imp along behind schedule. And without it, Zion City gents would have no excuse to get out nights, Helps for the Mother By Emilie Hoffman % Copyright, 1922, (New York venting World) by Press Publishing Co, OR children who have a desire for candy and sweets this might well be supplied by the use of m0 CHRM DRT Ing from the start is essential if you desire a well mannered child. yeara. | am seventeen years of age. MAZIE S. ‘These spots sometimes come from ® brulse or improper manicoring or too muoh acid in the system. The avoiding too much sweets and acid and pour in a jar and use at night. The massaging of the hand also lielps to increase the circuls aa they form under my skin and the result plexion brush and a mild soay and ing the face tn the morning tn cold HEM ERM RO RY apply the deep massage from the mouth upward ang across the cheeks. bi N scatter over the top thin shuv- re, 8 to 10 minutes; well done, Rolled rib or rump, from 12 to 16 minutes; lamb, 15; veal, 15; mut- ath hl ton, The lar coat dresse= that are poem. Billy stood with his every minute that she is loved and Dear s oe 0 ‘anal me i, os oot froutiee “an BE EMA, Among the new spring blouses 80 Kenerally becoming ure Delng Manda tn his pockets hile he told a qurrectated. "he knows it Wale) Ge netic Sth Ben mieten Meee To-Day’sAnniversary there are exceptionally prett shown in the new tweeds and are nol iladelphia and how As Peggy and Jack whirled around 1°80 a A Eee ; Cre wae three years ago, and th.s Hed paleo acts Se eee nat at au earenaek piean cliente Wasn't half as dull as some section’ yi Peterson, out of sheer court publish femething for enlarged Well done, tokee #0. nites, — ly happily ever $ ie ' . of New York. Jack Reed was engaged finally asked Marion to dance witli pores ave been using o { » pve mall dots in red 4: - will buy a pretty one and they come Marion ACG ANY anntversartcs fal! sapere Whe fe. tater and mother ee nr re are adie eh pani leg oe op aa rose, i linitag & cigarette and, while } Ueegy kept a watchful exe upon witeh ha | but ido, not nan if Dressings should not be added to M hia dat THe weenast: more fin | y bem Oo be giving his attention to j y Dracton, She told herself that e app uted an: 1 ft a 5 . viole 900, the gray greens A excepting petato salad, until = narital ; ae eat of life. Thetr home became a Check, combined with white satin is wisieg temics the gray & ®Dd hie little group, Poggy noticed he was not jenious, just trying if it should be applied hot. Please 4.1.4 tefore sorving, ahether French vania Hospital, the fir place of gladness instead of gloom, Charming. The assortments are & soft gray blue his eyes were constantly on her aft out if he really did admise ‘his 4180 give me a remedy for black- a trtitution’ of 1 Kind 1p srasriems {Cho restraint of years wes thrown off Varied and extensive, This is neces- a i minal ae really ats heads dressing or mayonnaise js used. Cel- | was organized in Philadelphia on ery und lettuce wilt if lett in vinegar y's side. ty broke up and te is anything et Calare ahould (hee ‘ r The bi She still goes on grumbling and has such excellent wearing qualities 5 count “You sexi one more man, he guests loft Billy Wosered a mc + but pleasant. S. M, Mo, oe ' pak Mel a 9 bia be | of Charies Dickens in 18 gevtes and ts more. discontented that these blouses are in great de- ang jt is predicted that this fabric whispered as they started to. tov .ve a few last words with Pc ‘The treatment for blackheads wan comes rusty © serving, aa tt Be | pattie of Eilau, in which ever. She will go on in this way mand. will be more popular during the com- “evidently Miss Bella is goin to hav "You are you, I’es printed on Dec. 27, A soft com- , Lekn OROURE The Erune nen AOS wntil she dies, unlovely and unloved. —- : , . aT, If the oven Is too hot for cookies or board but rub {t up and down with Voliva is Grand High Almanacker of newest celestial dope, Vol says earth fs flat like a buckwheat cake. Has no curves, no detours. In other words, world is on the level. That’s what Ponzi tried to prove, too, Flat earth dope will revolutionize trae, Japanese fleet wont have to sail downhill, so brakes are junked from battleships. But if earth is flat, as Voliva says, then something’s wrong with Erie's roadbed. And under pancake theory, rim of earth should . : more dried fruits, because, along with now be milled so we can stack with e . To her, crumbled and the work of the world rete a me ght. The world i based on more freedom and. less the sugar, these contain valuable min- other planets. } Mothing to-day ts: right. _ frumpery. The ultra-prude is as bad WITH SIX eral constituents which are not ob- —— fs all wrong, She hates everything 4s the over-free, since he holds back n talhea Hor SreRnad wines ebithem modern or progressive, and because of the natural trend of humanity, which CHILDREN : Wilson gave us new democracy. ata . have figs, dates and raisins, which aro all this she really hates herself. is to be natural \ emai pe : a ater a hat nee Harding slipped us new diplomacy. = Ss ear; y u Now, if she had been a quiet, un UREROTUN KK RY WERE RRR K SUSOIBUS 1228) te eUEe YOu" Now Voliva gives us new astronomy, essuming individual and lived for ead do not purchuse these in sealed vack- miiky way is composed of condensed hirecit ey Wed If and with herself is ages, be sure and sterilize them by milk and moon is made of cream AOE Te he Ma or i pouring boiling water over them or cheese, That puts Dal, . there would be no harm. Bit th oa 5 at pul airymen’s League by steaming them before allowing in control of sol vs mot her natural bent. She is stronsz . 5 control of solar system. And minded and dictatorial and her of Delhi x children to eat them. Prunes, apri- ratio of water in consumer’s milk is estimation she is right all the time cots, ee peaches should al- capacity of Big Dipper in relation Now, it came to pass in tis family By Bide Dudley BI ways be cooked, to capacity that Little Dipper holds. Qt her overbearing disposition to Copyright, 192, (New Vork Kooning World) Newest data from Zion chief shows i, y #8 Bul ing Co. Many of the colds that young peo- Dog Star was descended from comet @omina ember caused the 5 young te eee on the bende. inne TA2% musle was discussed iy the plo suffer with could be avoided If that wagged ita tail, Other statis )tamity to break the bonds tha sionisa BICRNTINWAENEL Lente Se children were not allowed to creep tieg released prove that Halley's Deana e. Dethi, at ¥ over the floors. One physician as- 0% ‘ T seems that one of the young He oe Oats OP En SL id serts that the majority of his cases Comet won't be visible for sixty-two eumen, wio is'making her own way Hugus Hall Saturday evening, Mayor of pneumonia tn small children were more years. And Hennessy’s Three the family ace ©2975 F ins Walker, who had just the result of playing on the floors. star won't be visible for longer than U coph espebetetten 5 bl aly ,, returned from a visit to New York 3 thould be plaved where deufts ddvnot tat except in European and South Bordingly, came home one day witl CRATCH MY N 5) CAN You should be placed where drafts dd not lm euggestion that she and her other Cit%s Was the principal spenker. In CRATC 7 NOSE / Beat it! reach them, Under the assumption American countries. ‘ister 0 to a dancing school to learn ae nting bir an Porte THE DARN THING HAS, SENG that the ehild Is getting CL . nei] t00K occasion to condemn jazz, = - le mothers trequently really gubsec Bhow to dance, Ttwas like a bombshett (O"R 9ecusion {0 condemn Sin, BEEN ITCHING EVER / erent cntceas wisest Citizens have been film-flammed Re Chak Lousenoh, “According (othe ia tiore in cur tovely | SINCE | BROKE NY. excellent protection for the infant, Cor years by guys that clatmed the munt, they were headed straight for “ agli Atte eee ttle and screens should be to guard earth was round, Now Voliva turns alge crazy. We iow hear from a man of older children, because, r persuasion could make her realize aylicl ina authonty ‘one ieradhiade they must sleep with open windows. earth is round, why was man cre- What ail this girl sought was whole- eeine themed’ ants: ¢ % Another preventive against colds is ated with flat feet unless to avoid avi gathered lata rom many 1 oom re, ot to allow children to be around the draft? If earth fs round, there ol pte thing that could be Ministers and other churchmen in taeate who have colds. A person could be no street’ corners, No! very terribl «New York. I refer to Muyor Cyrus suffering with a cold should never porth tg fla imagined was going to happen to wieeina arenes ike a babys Anwalliintormmedimactnr bie nae Me asserts, and ewe cents) acqoraing to, sin wut aw . will not permit her children to be Rotary clubs ai wrong. Bhe finally succeeded in convincing AS YOU Know,” began the kissed on the mouth by any one at All old theorfes are junk. True, Phe tather and mother that it was all es went to Now York to buy some any time. Columbus showed earth was round ooks for the Sunday School library, shuld. 4 that her grandmother had y ' by using an egg. But Voliva can \fwrong and e : i While there I met many of the clergy As soon as a child feeds himself his oS carn te fiat by rolling twice (aver gone to dancing school and that CA took occasion tan ach wit eee training in correet table manners y 5 Whe herself had never needed to learm this menace jazz. Of course, 1 did should be begun, Bad habits of eat- @8 many dice. Vol can even prove fio dance. And there the matter ended. not heur any or see any jazz dancing, ing are readily acquired and very earth is flat with an egg—by having girls, being obedient daughters, I have just been told that our friend, diffeult to break, hence careful train- jt fried on both sides. Under ante-Voliva rules of astron- omy, sun was shining on non-union ‘ ‘ % ait = es ( : schedule, stars were twinkling out s ‘opy of a New York dancing maga- ° 1 4) Gill do, andlinstead of thene: sie read the following iter: Famous Women of turn’ and tides) were) ‘doing: only: girls going to the nice dancing school 4 fine time was had at the Rock- e@ ——— / two shows a day, even on Saturdays im their neighborhood, they stole out away Cafe last might. Jim Buster FANNY CROSBY. i i 4 and holidays. Earth was simply eccasionally and went to a common 4nd his jazzers turned out some mu. By Caroline Crawford ANNY CROSBY, born 101+ By Doris Doscher M going to smash till Vol took a @ance hall, a considerable distance © Egat Sheol Gyery, ARCS Li Abe Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co Fy rs at Southeast, N AM oath Ie en Kerk renee Wowie reas) eens Co, two of “UCKOO's eye view of situation and Fait A ms a +) Was the author of 8,000 arnestly h that you ate! ic top or 5 % Vol: from home, where they would not be “Isn't that terrible? asked the Which Man Will Peggy Choose for a Husband? AYIA: Corben antec ule: vents Will Bo able tevhele mecwith ‘beozoin Kas ‘boon! added acts asa =” sa wap patter than pow yel known. Mayor, interrupting. The Mory of @ trical New York. girl, Regex Darton, eighteen, whe as just Glalshaawan Hexnienonse mind: this problem, My finger nails ry 00d astringent. stead beer, To make a long story short, the | “iiss 3 SERRE SisGieien ‘awl Hare pwrntey wlitoda elon, seo sean hice ei! hy the application of a hot are of fairly good shape and color, sa acim pa near scons ey Ae lle ane vee ‘i being un- °° ed, oO . P. s new loves egin reading (hiv ultice to her At fiftee h nai ain, Ei n all directions. omer Of the two iinl. Velbe UR>) Walker of Deli and eave he's @ net, Verey's - ANGled ore Ene NEW. VanetnE ia neialy otherwise polar bears are satisfed in aretic fophisticated, got into a little trou'le dos stepper who shakes 1 mean ON WITH THE DANCE. stitution for the Blind, where covered with ma normal. | am twenty- tee 3 : Pe Cte ming’ shoulder. ‘The Mayo S the Victrola ground out Jazz terson, lover of poetry; Jack Reed, the | she displayed uncommon abil Seiten. three years old. My skin is white zone and alligat sg aroun rer The aunt promptly went into hys- feet OHS eee homie ed A and the couples began to business chap, and Billy Bracton, who ity and where she was for a It seems as sounle Beach have no pe . Now Vol claims el rel ee a P| or loyed terics and beran a irado of "I tuld Mayor, I’ understand thee ee change partners, Peg Gy, continually sang the praises of the | "umber of years employed as a though they Cites them? as | (KY basa eolid sip ae be marie you 60.” The poor young thing yyavor co alke watched Bella “girl like mother used to be.’ Now wharest nt dial AM AE ast become worse Yor tho calareed pores try thoreagn- Tight again. Somebody has a solid Mbbed out her whole story to the Mayor C. P. Walker at a small town the bride of Alexander Van vee am moe pores try: R= dome, and {f it ten't the earth, it Ather, and mother, Cha. cider eri called Delhi in Canada. This man Minton with inter- that they had her to dance with and Alstyne, @ blind teacher, who wartied. evar ly cleansing the face with hot water dome, = gave the reasons far deception—ttat McClellan Is trying to defeat me in cst. Marion had to talk to, just how well would they, composed the music for many rey thing, Sida mild soap and then eine with must be Vol. We sald it there, she did not want to hurt her aunt, but 73 TAce for re-election. Is Constable announced that her like her? of her hymns and who died tn For about # ole waten noe i estelegeny Ap ae buddy! ‘ - ele Brown present?" ‘ . A 998. orty whe with a plece of tce. his will close . that they were trying to get some "))) 10mm pe cousin was acoun- ‘Therefore Peggy wasn't the least 1908. | GN wea forty-fye-when month ! did the pores. The double lines arma , A8tfonomy in Zion City ts eer. common pleasures ani association of eres Saldithe oficer: she composed the first of her ( tainly perking up. All the old boys young people, ‘The father and cotter rrest that man try-town flapper, bit jealous when Billy broke away 8,000 hymns. In spite of her not aye ag «tie corners of the mouth are caused , UR: had a long conference and were wise , THe Constable flew at McClellan and when Peggy from her at the first opportunity and Intirmity she was a most pre ra Cider by compression due to strain, either are sneaking out at night to grab enough to come to the right conclu- “A fisbt followed in which Brown was glanced at Bella’s began to dance with Bella, She even lifie writer and she bad 10 they appeared again. | have had a Caitlin mental oF mernnus A gaze at the stars. But gossip from sign. They spoke to the aunt some- thrown down the front stairs but he Rarite bt took Marion aside and said, ‘Let's different noms de plume, be them steadily for bout three stele, Sole © the general health wnoffcial sources states they’re try- thing like this: subdued bis man by promising to White muslin dress with tts baby-blue sag this through; I'd be tickled to cause her publishers did not steadily, for relief from these and every night ing to get Venus on the telescope and verify naked truth about her, SOR HR THN WH BRT TRT HTH HTH) HSH TTT i 80 on its £00 . oF 9 Matt you, If we bad let our cnildren ‘There is much indignation. She was anxtous to test Percy Po» as she visits you. If she can sa et ey. APPEAR WHA, F0URIS: i Th H f S b k Dee ebeieao re pastimes sich as : ture a husband from one of thes «Well, isn’t that the way to look WO'rled proves that the last men. ie ousewile $s cra 00 ie they are confronted with to-day, we |i ®<DSXININIED Hmm DORMS ETH WI x IMATE REM MMO three T will give her her chance Raics tioned cause applies in your case. %& ceria, 3 (New ‘Yor!: Breatea World) ty Prese Pubiieeing’ Go. iis would have averted this trouble. By ¢ “Even sacrifice Billy?" asked Mar- Of course It 1s. That's why Fike YU Will have to be careful of your i nae ing Co. Jetting them steal their good times we fon. Py. Es dict, eating light, nourishing food and EXT time you make a salad tho xrain. After scrubbing with soup wash over agutn with clean water and new {doas," praised 4 r : - joing. mires that typ i reapo 4 aAmie jis, Give up the nail polish for a Httie ings of English walnuts. You dry well, This will preserve the grain Bete ert ae atta at Copyright, 1922, (New York Wvening World) by Press Publishing Co Pegey in Gee ‘the diets trehi Pate anne aa al baetaset , While and tn tts apa apply every will Ike the improved flavor and your labor will show tn good re Whe present are entirely two different OME of the smartest frocks com- from window shoppers. It !* made ern girl, of jealousy and ‘Do you love mo! MSht the following, and in the morn a sults. Young people are seen and ing tn for the advance displays up of one of thie fashionble stl “Well, I hope she doesn’t try to talk Tho old hioned girl and 1% Pemove tt with a little olive oll on ital emer teoeneten os eard a great deal these days. We are of flannel. Of course these crepes, with simplicity apparent !n @et Jack,’ snickered Marion wile wants to be told a million times % Plece of absorbent ontton: Priearuriee) He for ocala maa When ivory handled table cutlery nnot change conditions, but we cin come under the head of sports wear every line, A long, loose vest of Meanwhile Bella Minton was » day how each er ee Refined Piteti.. ce see ee, Horn t@ ono giving the number af becomes yellow, rub with fine emery with them. We must save and usually have the long cape. white tones down the brillianey ot Perched upon the arm of a chair. tuctand loves The new gitl, tt re Pe ; rinutes required pee pound; Beer aire paper. ‘This will remove all spots and children by joining with them \u- These frocks are often in the two- the costume and a long cape of the Percy Peterson stood looking ailinir- <y-callod flapper, anapy ber fingers et . leat these two and thoroughly mix minutes required per pound; Beet sir- restore the original whiteness, >) thin date in 17h1. The birthday Russians, was fought 115 years ago to-day, and was tndecistve, vo t i & bit of it,’ responded hot w orougbly scrubbing the really ts, They try to be kind to her, rate border only on the one side, and In the neckwear sections are collar “By the b al jus ove ae ait rere te entire nae ie peshs tm hee “Attor drop cakes turn the pan upside down | Sithough over 59,000 men fell, but they have put her tn her place— by the way, the latest conceit is to and cuff scts of cretonne in small a teeny w bit provoked at t into hia eyes. this ringe the face first. wity warn ond place the cookles on the upturned | Long distance telephone connec- by herself. wear this border design over the hat flowered designs. They are decidedly little Dilly bow for falline fora Phen dete take a stroll to-: Water and then cold and finally rub hottum, They wit not burn so readily | ten between New York und Bos And this ts the treatment that all and have the plain portion cover the attractive und sell at $t A vestee girl like that?’ : regular Sunday aftern no with a plece of ice "T his will close and can be more easily removed than ton was es! shed in 1893, and real prudes should get. They will face. with the Dutch collar that is now the “No; he always told me he adm suid us they purted, tho pores go that you will uot arain When vaked Inside the pan Sreated. § rank RAReRH OB. A soon find themselves in a Nttle world tomes prevailing tod is $1.50 and would old-fashioned girl, so he's mon : bo trowbled with te hiackheada, vou — largo part OF BMBDES: WB all thelr own, where they may rail A sports sult in brilliant yellow is wongerfully brighten up the dark living up te his reputation." To-Morrow—Sunday afternoon in will also find that occasionally bat Do not scrub the floor across the | Wired out by Are in 1904. and rantto thelr heart's content. The receiving much favorable comment fro, you have worn all winter, “My word, how broad you arc,”’ ! Park :