The evening world. Newspaper, January 27, 1922, Page 32

FRIDAY, JANUARY 27, 1922 ») NY" REM EW Sat GOSSIP) P < | ul {"JOE’S CAR - out if = f By BIDE DUDLEY | I KNEW (D HAVE GRIEF i 1 tou L IM WEARING My CURES OUT FROM IMAGINE ONE OF THOS ae | “WE CAR OUT YESTERDAY — RUNNING CONTINUALLY REACHING INTO MY . . € FRIEND of ours, an actor who | | OVER “HAY MILK BOTTLE Is GoNNA POCKETS FOR MONEY FoR Tar Car! BABIES RUNNIN A is unique in Kells oe RHYMED PROPOSALS | 1) SET ME BACK FIFTY BERRIES ree I CLose ONE HAND ON A DOLLAR AN! MILK BOTT! a = a ame i “—_- E . . ‘this aire wake a bone in his arm| Saucy Sue, who also likes to be/ ‘A 7 Eolales aber Alba. Two * My Es NEW Tre?! known as Zowle, ts worrying us, She ~~ A yesterday and asked us to accompany fim to a doctor's office. We went with him to seo Dr. Peter J. Gibbons wants a husband and, of course, we) want to find a good, kind, bridewise one for her, but she goes after him @f No. 85 Park Avenue, and there we} wrong. Saucy ts too frivolous. Im | sd something. After examining | ane calling a good husband a hae Di itbbone said: “Jake Read this, boys, and if it | oc tombe hits you right, file your applications “The fracture will heal in six weeks, but {t will have taken ten years off your life."’ It sounded strange, and we asked the doctor how come. “Every time @ person fractures @ Yerge bone," he said, ‘it reduces his epan of life ten years. This is a fact generally recognized by the medical Maybe ‘Saucy could be tamed, her bid: Here's | | Some say this is only for fun, Then surely I'm not the one To try to make @ date With some belated “Jake.” If you're really on the levei, Not kidding like the devil, I'll get thie straight, by crackie, profession. A, Barton Hepburn, the} Maybe J can grab a “Jackie,” Banker, who died recently, WAS! Jy ins only up to me, seventy-five years old. The fractures Some one's aweetic YU soon be | jhe sustained in the auto accident} Cause I'm just the loving kind. | Killed him because he hadn't ten years more to live. Understand?” “Yes, indeed," we replied, ‘*but just what do you mean?” “7 mean simply this; had Mr. Hep- burn possessed enough physical stam- I dare you another like me to sind, I'm some Zowle, correct ! Screenings : Ww {a to live, say, fourteen years more, WoT X TOLD AND tes ‘Roo! . OH! AN’ Does 8 : ERE ‘You s DUN ALLEN the fractures would not have killed You -Dontr Vow? —FoR ME as ae Sue euT THs 16 “OUR WIFE By IN iE him, But he would have lived only pies! 46 TAKE x ORE A SECOND Dawe we? four years more, nevertheless. etl Sra: PLENTY EXORCISE ‘ HAND" car! a CAN'T BEAR 'EM. years of his life went by is oan ry A Mabel Normand is in about the same when his bones were broken. ‘Then Dr. Gibbons went on to ex- plain that there are various meohan- $ems in the human body, each meant for a special purposs, There is a Done-healing mechanism and in functioning it uses up vitality that ‘would have prolonged life ten years I other words, it burns up a ten years’ supply of vital fuel. As we Jeft the doctor’s office my friend| Yooked at his arm, now in a splint.) @nd said: “Vye always been told rd probably five to be eighty. Now I guess I'll have to be satisfied with seventy | years on this earth.” | “That's about it,” we replied. “[ut you're fifty now. Please don't hreak | any more bones. Funerals take ip a | Jot of a busy man's time.” He promised to be careful JUST BECAUSE. i A play with music entitled “Just! Berause” has been placed in rehear- sal under the direction of Oscar Eagle and Bert French. B. D. Berg is the producer interested. The book and lyrics are by Helen S. Woodruff and Ann Wynn O’Ryan, the latter a sister of Gen. O'Ryan Madelyn Shepard wrote the music It is planned to bring the piece to Broadway in February ‘iss BORDON! LEAVING. Irene Bordoni and other members ae CALK LOBSTER predicament in which the man with the Albino elephant or the debutant with a mushroom mole on the tip of her nose found themselves. Not that Mabel has either an el phant or a mole, for she hasn't; bir |she's something else that is etmost a’ bad. ‘The dainty little star recetved a not: | the other day to be on the lookout fo: |® present from an admirer, At firs’ |she was elated. Then the box arrived |It contained two hungry bear cub: guaranteed to eat anything and to 1 | very fond of motion picture stars. “I like pets,” quipped Mabel, “but I just can’t bear bears. Oh, gran'maw! What big eyes you have! BRAVO FREDO! Fred Stone is distinctive in severu different lines. Probably million movie fans know and love Fred Stone snd also know how well he can act But we'll wager there are very fen who realize that Fred Stone pos tively refuses to “go into a fadeou' clinch.” no matter what the directo may order. Even in “Billy Jim,” his latest R-( picture, the famous comedian, al- though he makes love in many of th Scenes, does not kiss “the girt.” It's really refreshing at that a LEST WE FORGET. The busybee press agentrix of Uni- versal fears that the great movic- of the company which will present zoing public has forgotten its history. “The French Doll” will leave for ECDhA astassination, ct Abrat Montreal _ this evening where the KATINKA s5a58 raham play will“be launched Monday night That’s the Way It Sounded! Lincoln, hin death and the capture of Booth are Just a few of, the very ex Miss Bordon!'’s supporting cast in- rrp = 0 hings Ed Gludes ‘Thurston Hal, Edouard Du. [WANTED ON THE FOR CALUNGTESa] LISTEN DEAR- 1 FOUND THE AT'S WHAT 1 SAID, HANG DOING, s THAT CLEAR ? HOPE YOULL PARDON hud to direct inthe seval “The Dass rand, Don Burroughs, Edna Hibbard, | PHONE, MR. NOOSINCE - )| ME — I S'PoSe SHE DING IT — IF You WANT OUR HOUSE S UPSET ENOUGH THAT SHOUTING — of Buffalo Bill,’ in which Universal wo me ate Aan a ane ITs YeR Wire '|\ AT HER MOTHERS! PEACE IN THE FAMILY WITHOUT THAT OLD CAT MY WIFE GOT ME DON'T LIKE HIS qi bring before the public much of court, Paul lartin, Laura Lussier, as earlier American history usualls William Williame and Walter Brown Sust LEAVE er Tet SO ANGRY = MOTHER-IN-LAW. forgotten when one leaves his >} 3 ” \ * school.” BE Bay Goste has produced tho piay, — The only incident we have foi gotten i when the Declaration af OBSERVATIONS. Independen: e Was ned. And If s¢ One of the finest pieces of character why acting now on display in New York — may be seen in “Anna Christie” at bees SHORT UNS. the Vanderbilt Theatre. It is Fugenic elisario Porras, President of the Blair's impersonation of an old wharf Republic of Panama, |x an ardent hag. Although she is on the stage but a comparatively short time she/| makes the character stand out 4o that | you never forget it. If we are not mistaken we saw Eugenie @lair in Qeavenworth, Kan., yeare ago in “Rosemary.” She was éelightful actress then and she's @ great one mow. Her scene in “Anna Christie” le perfect. Laurette Taylor's new play, ‘‘The ‘National Anthem," ts a preachment @gainst the jazz craze. We hear that BZ IN movie fan and doesn't care who knows it. Just to prove this statement, he | Wrote Mary Miles Minter that she wi his favorite actress. Will, Payne, writer of business fic |tion, has broken into the movies via a Wanda Hay story known “The Truthful Liar," New York School teachers will be given a private showing of ‘School Days" at the Lexington Avenue The atre to-night. The line forms to the right, ; | "From Soup to Nuts’ is the table ne d'hote title of the Hallroom Boys 7 Spend serra bad reyeane NUTT’S DOPE. Much excitement, but could learn|seen in Shubert Vaudeville next sea- was over he said he'd took one of them| latest release, The ‘meal’ is said to ge lover w dance, while| Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, who is| nothing. JEFF.’ | son, there chiropractic treatments once on|be seasoned briskly wtih tabasco. ee claviriet ore sc atie haa | @Wite a sport, by the way, has written 7 David Belasco saw “The Girl of a time and b'dogged if he wouldn't just| Screen Snapshots No. 19 shows fw sit by and be @ wallflower on nu-| Us from Bogash, O., where he is GOSSIP. jthe Golden West’ at the Manhattan stout 48 soon take another as to go|twenty (count 'em) screen stars en eee ‘ : | ht as the rou whipping lik t —.| Joyi Fred Merous occasions while Miss Taylor | visiting his relatives, the O. Heming-| ‘The mother of Gordon Jolinstone, | QPer® House last night as the guest eh @ whipping like that ag'in."--|Joying a barbacue at Pauline stepped about with handsome jazz- way Bones, suggesting a good story ctor and poet, died recently, of Mary Garden. Kansas City star. erieks’ ranch. Only sad thing about | ; : SINE AR PATRON, jor spent every day in that library | —_—__—. ___ |the picture is that one cannot heat hoppers, friené busbend . got real e There will be a benefit show for the A REGUL. pe iy, Gay Baty and wrote “The ‘National Here's his note: Kathlene MacDonell has succeeded | Bide a Wee Home at ti Selwyn | N/a Western city there is a libeary| with the marble lady."—Philadelphia | WHAT THE FLAGS MEANT. the satellites eat, them." He wrote it too late, how-| “Dear Dud: I and the wife gor a| Margot Willams in “The Deluge," | Theatre Sunday evening, Web, 19 in a massive Dullding which can| Ledger | KTEWCOMBRS to New York by} Allen Holubar is safe in Los Ant wrot ; | i h clea an ever, Jazz is ecng, und a fad play| tip here to-day from a travelling man | opening at the Plymouth to-night he (Cathalle Actors Gullds fount ardly be dexcribed as a crowning a steamship begin to learn things | Angeles again after a week in Frisco must catch the fad when it is faddiest. | that William A. Brady, owner of ‘‘The| The Callboard organization will pre- | hundred strong, will see The Choco- | Work of democracy. Thick wats sep- ONE TONGUE SUFFICIENT. | about the city as soon as their | Seeking souls for his film, “The Sou ay Play Horse,” a show that took placo|sent three playets at No. 476 Scher-| late Soldier’ to-night us a compliment rat people PAWKY old gentleman of |vessel_gets headed up the harbor. Sere ie Eee ee The late Sam § Shubert laid the} 8th Street, wants to get Harry|merhorn Street, Brooklyn, Feb. 3 to Donald Brian and Virginia O'Brian a A Scottish persuasion, hearins | There was a| Fick coe ambition’ waa tn’ @ shoe theatrical foundatjon of the family’s | Wills to fight Jack Dempsey and then| any? will have its 600th New| Mare Klaw has es Aa i | rumors of the coming of a party of such on! inhe Irving Cummings family 4 future with » touring production of i eire Lips with Seeee A Sarpentien | York performance at the New Ams-| Brady from London. ms r sy ret chelor tax, hied himself to Ls as vessel from | fim-busy. Ce pba tiedalassaled Grghes de ry ri or the championship the world. | te a = y nigh | re DE hte ¢ ‘ ees BP. nonia whe highly cul- | S, rei spe > Hoyt play, ““A Texas Steer,”* we think |for the championship of the world. [terdam next Monday niiht |for the English rights riftin precious than an| Monel & ALAN Ale dat ce Southern port. | supporting Norma Talmadge and Mr« ise, Ven Charles He Hoyt signee ee et esther fe onuid in awful] Fritz Lieber closes his engagement |MOW current at the Playhouse Aaiakics 1. | re TR en ee ee acct From the roof|Irv, professionally known as Rut! See Wi Me. BDULOE Siving |e chpuy oa question, Some aay te |r, the dath Stroet Theatre to-night ship. 5 : Een elec ee een no of a downtown| Sinclair, is masquerading with Guy him the use of the plece for $150 a acy Is @ question. Some say he) seg going to Cincinnati A THOUGHT FCR TO-DAY 8 close a weel-eddicated wummat . Bates Post in ‘The Masquerader." week, the latter went home and wrote |C&2 and some say he can't. ‘The n fai train becvings 70 ale A callow youth wr Me the stairways big. What hae ye on your office: Pt eine eo sow itiw ta taopes ea argument js an interesting one, be special tr 700 reaidenta) _ A cal a Mt © , y E Bank 2 2 ae ey © Blend a letter. i ne Reema is Bo interesting ons, bea! A eicmiuen, Cena, mashed Woe [Ein IW.8 telephone apointon at ote ne t ors, and iieolisdarre: CURE er be n't expect It so suddenly. Mack Sen err he eee Mee TT Crawling cart “argue thavit Denes|¥erk. wat vient ft w Hippo- | New York's big raily tations and tf veading Se A or en iminren: ring of signat| ett bas already announced that th: have the Hoyt play and will put it|/4" 24 i & at OR Tena An entre: party that she certainly ts a Grand Centra room stands ‘q/| turing ‘rver the: leaves of an Impres- string of signal] iim shot under the tle “When Yor ‘out soon, In twelve years I'll be the| £eY hits Wills three times in the nose ti | ran) is | dve.tooking ledger, .."‘I have so many | FM fags snapping In| leave Home" will be released tne biggest theatrical manager in the|!P succession the latter is apt to go| Estelle Winwood and Roland Young| heroic remale}" Ay, here is a real- | WMA 1s nee RAE Utils ee is ht s . = P od by Wi FOOLISHMENT 7 “ with one fing Arst-clase eligibles... A, 4 the breeze. Bome|the name of ‘For Love and Money sountry."" down, but might get up on the count| have been engaged by William Harris figure in marble, with | wer Only superts lady on the sunny side of Pauline Frederick has beco: a Sam S, Sbubert didn't miss his|0f nine, Get me? The wife says she| Jr. to head the cust of “Madame|A champion player at cricket one lip, conveying to the few intrud- | for.y,, good looking, domesticated, mu-) Were striped and one big one was a} Ulu Shi ne eae aga Ve guess very far, His death cut short| believes Brady has an ambition to| Pierre. Once tore from a fence a ne picket. ers a delicate Intimation for silence, | sienl and #eeaks three tongue flaming red. inn ana Bula Ge Cae elem Goatees & career that nothing else on earth| fight Dempsey himself and is talking] Arthur Byron signed a contract! Said he: “TRU will make | Once the netghborhood in which| “Three tengues, did ye say, mem?| “ff we only knew the code we could | ver mother used to make ould have stopped. Set Wiis morely {0 befog the issue. | yesterday whereby he will act under| some good kindling wood, Jake|stands this brary was aroused by al Oh, may 1¢% guarded! Which Is the] tel) what they mean,” said a member | Segue Tlavahana nes completed pil ‘Why not send I and she down to in-|the management of William Harris | Rut Jake eaide Hot particularly bold Tobbery, and police | nearest way-eut?”"—London Opinion. | of the party. “Perhaps they indicate | translations into his own language of terview all concerned. I could talk to! jr. for several years | But Jake sa pw dare you, AL-| particule : ai poll sa what channel we are to take up the |« chic hirrs am bora) FEMININE, OF COURSE. ST ee econ ae regs and detectives were alert to catch the P Romeo and Jullet,"” ““Hamiet, A very nice little chorus girl found | don—iike as if I was a boob—and get|, Ca! Wneiso, a Mexican tenor who ass thief, Sentries were placed in traing A COMPARISON, mee Rey eee siege enero the had $25 to spare recently and she|the real dope, ‘The wife could use the |80& im the Riesenfeld Theatres, in ‘ nd trainaheds and a net was drawn | 66 FELLER cametotown tether| Or iraybe they are weether warn-|Venige” and "The Taming of th Dugbt she'd pul It In a Leuk, Atl women's Guptrage, eusle and: paing| teed of pneumonia. He hed been in) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. |" riay Maine Gitee A day» and went to peddling |ings of some Kind, guessed another. | Shrew.’ He's now hard at work on the bank she was handed a deposit |hearrpictures of the two meapplers |New York just a year deaceeits cateapp may, tattor | ROUEN all likely RISIBR placen; ‘ay around some of the meanest| "Lot's Fic one of the ofcers.” |The Beautiful Cloak Model" aud @ip on which were the words, “‘Cur-| It you want us, wire at once and| Mme, Olga Petrova is to act “'The| raised a pumpkin so large halt of it| Without Avail: te Lo neler acaped.\iscxer of Tumlinville, Atk, That night| | They did. | The oMcer looked Arst |few imore of Shakespeare's maste: fency,”” ““Specie"” and “Checks.” Qp-| send $11. Hop-Toad Smith, a colored| White Peacock’ at the Theatre| was used ax a cradic for my sister|A year later he wad Miptired in ala nosvel of genta took him out and| WIN te pices. \ poalte the word ‘Currency’ she wrote | lady here, don’t like to be called that, Repend, Madrid, after ahe has toured | and me, distant State, @ “s piled with | whipped him with hickory withes.’ “That's the janitor's wash hung out| Goro Kino, the “meanest looving $25."' Then feeling she hadn't done|and when Horace de Belleville, the | America. ber full duty she put, opposite the {erd Specie,” “Weminines’ ~ ye! grocer, innocently called it to her to- day, he heaved rocks at bis gtore,!sion of “The Squaw Man’ will be “That's nothing! The othor night| questions as to how he jd evaded It tm announoed that @ one-act var-| 1 saw two policemen viooping on one|such a thorough search, ae 1 tt was dom easy.” Be cxptatn . “Hurt him much?" asked an ac-|on the roof to dry,” he announced, as|™man in the movies" and featured with t on Fiddle Creek. | he finished his survey, “The big one| Hayakawa, spends his off-screen aintance fro: ” geo — when {t/is o tablecioth”"—Waehington Herald. houty cultivating rose meee angina — PoE : F r - og hr