The evening world. Newspaper, January 19, 1922, Page 21

THE EVENING WORLD, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19 1922, hat Gausés an Eclipse of the Honeymoon? James James Gives Timely Tips in New Book “Honeymoon Dialogues.”” Hore, Sweet Home The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language, Bar None 0 n ra By Maurice Ketten here’s Nothing Like Having a Roof Over Your | Head, Even If It Liaks = By Neal R. O'Hara a Smee ae. i ta Jamen boys used to bold folke up. ‘Now they simply értve Yes ATURE DOES home. “Home, James, and make it fast"—and the James boys band’s Vision of Wife’s Affection and Concern for His Comforts Fades Before Reality Which is Only Less Disillusioning Than. His First View of Her Feet. By Ruth Snyder. Copyright, 1082, (New York Rvening World) by Press Publishing Oo, WHY ARE ‘You ONEYMOON Dialogues.” Wh to attract attention? int, in cold, hard type—the “honeymoon.” pite the contrary opinion that w: you Babettes! Getting married is an. awkward ness, especially when one !s a be- "writes this pungent @u- .» “And it is infinitelys worse both parties are beginners, It always seemed to me a pity that ody has thought of compiling a @book for the honeynroon, tell- you what to do in the vestry, of- you the choice of several felici-~ speeches that you could learn by for responding to the toast of health of the bride, and laying the etiquette of the reserved partment of the train. All these, are important—a mistake in , etiquette of the wedding day it mar two life-long happinesses. is my bashful hope that these hful records of my married life ht form the basis of such a moon handbook.” nd turning the pages of the very covered book, one reads what his shful hopes’’ have compounded, feels so allied with poor Babette. Babette’s feet are charming fect, ‘women's feet go," writes Henry, poor, misguided husband, after a months of honeymooning. “She always worn tight shoes, and tight d two, hut larger, on her left. In shoes she looks oharming—but derneath shp is bulbous. I wonder many husbands have ever seen eir wives’ feet?” Pah Ye gods! This Babette has a vision a summer bathing beach where And James James is really at more magnetic title could be used “Honeymoon Dialogues."—by James James. A man is daring to romance, the love and witchery of and truly a man, as hazarded by sceptics who railed inst the other book recently released—"“A Guide Book to Women.” ‘The book is dedicated to Babette—all of them. Rise up, Babette—all Did Your Wife’s Attentions Last as Long as Babettes? Meeting you at the gate—five weeks, Opening the front door for you on wet days—thirty-eight times. Smothering you with kisses at your homecoming—two weeks, Plain kisses—nine weeks. Just “pecks"—three and one-, half months, Reserving and placing comfort- able chair for you—three weeks. * Listening to your business wor- ries—too busy telling you hers. woman—even your wife, just as she 1g waking from her dreams. It is like eating pineapples in the steam chamber of a Turkish bath “A woman will deliberately disclose as much of her figure as th by-laws allow—and some of the by-laws are dreadfully out of date." other husbands, all husbands are the same husband. All women are mar- ried to the same man,. 1. think it i that * © © that brings married women so together. ; “Literature is. all right for girls before they're married; it's like the smell of soup as you sit down to din- YAWNING JOHN 2 SLEPT ‘You MIGHT HAVE AND IF YOU HAD HAD A RESTLESS NiGa7T YOuR SLEEP WouULDN 7 HAVE DONE YOU VERY THING FOR. THE, (F ~Ou_HAD HAD A NIGHTMARE You WOULD Have You OUGHT 76 BE GLAD YOu DIDN'T SCEEP BECAUSE /F You HAD step on the gas. Yet what words of the mother tongue could be sweeter than “Home, James, quick?” Without homes America would be voices of children would be’ hushed and atill. Home, sweet home. Say it again! a hollow land. Without homes the And without homes the second mortgage business would be something fierce. Cak Recipes | By Emilie Hoffman ovrrignt, 1922, (im York Braning, Wert) NUT CAKE. REAM half a cup of butter, add one cup sugar and beat until creamy, then stir in beaten yolks of two eggs, one cup milk, pinch of salt and two and a half cups flour sifted with three tea- spoonfuls of baking powder. Fold in the stiffly beaten egg whites, then add one cup finely chopped nut meats, well dredged and one teaspoon vanilla. Bake in moderate oven about thirty, minutes, SPONGE CAKE. Beat three eggs, whites and yokes separately. Measure three-fourths cup cold water and one and a quarter cup sugar, Beat together tho yokes of exes with half the sugar until well blended, then add the water and re- mainder of sugar and beat well, Stir in the grated rind of half a lemon fold in the stiffly beaten whites. Bake about half an hour in a pap that has been greased and floured. GINGER LOAF, Stir together two-thirds cup of thes lasses, half a cup butter, melted, oné ee and half a cup of sugar; add two thirds cup of hot water, then two Home is more than a place you | hang your coat and hat. It is a place’ where you take off your rubbers be- fore you dare to step in. It ts a place where peace and contentment reign eo ldhg as carpets arn't track+ ed, windows aren't loose and weekly. . instalments are kept pald up. Homet™ —sweet and cherished word! From” the dust in the coal bin to leak in the roof, home is yours to have and to hold and pay heavy taxes on, 4 To hard-boiled optic of fat-dwele ler, home is old fashioned, bother. some thing. Ah, how little does he. know! To him is denied soothing- boon of crackling logs in fireplace. at $20 a cord, He knoweth not the adventure of the busted water pipe nor yet the sovereign joy of cutting snow paths to the street. In fancied comfort the lease-hound dwells, with nothing to bother him but rent day. Home and the hearth. Carpet slippers and briar pipe. Reading teaspoon vanilla, Beat es have taken their invariable re- Every married woman ts inter- thoroughiy, ‘then ‘fold inono anda 'S™D eo nceid feat poyeige pge. Her little toes are twisted ested as soon as you start comparing half cups flour, one heaping teaspoon ment, Then—Dr-r-ring A curled, Jike parsley, ‘and theré are husbands. And you soon find out baking powder and 9 tl i hie! sees “Hello?’....“You just rang je corns on her right parsley-leaf torent your Husband trom all the salt, the three sifted together. Gently ins number. + “Hello™ .... “Hello?”....“Mister whot"....“No! Wrong number.” Ah, what Is s0 fine as. quiet evening at home? “There go the lights!" Business of pawing all loose change. Dimes, nickels, pennies and halves—but PK e| but th is better th cups flour, half a teaspoon salt, one o en's feet are very much in evidence, srunt ‘Married people dont, nea SLEPT YOU WOULD N'T teaspoon soda, ono te. soon ginger Quarte: “Willie, run over to the “Every woman novels. They've learnt the dictionary and halt a, bualshd cyremen. drug store and get this four bits | tee the authors rnat ie A man's’ ngors are not duit to HAVE SLEPT WELL tilly add’ more four. unth ‘ot proper cbanwed,” Wille starts to exit in n z ar . jarried her—to run that haremi, pulate wmileromcopie hooks: The consistency. As soon as thoroughly darkness through gate-leg table took me twelve months of marriage ith Babette * * * tosort out from fhe motley collection of girls that ave gained admittance to my harem, the essential Babette beneath them 1, And even now there are times hen I'm not sure whether J've Pier safe in my har t all; Whether. e hasn’t been oi ¢ on the root 1 the time, mockingly peering down rough the skylightat the man who bought he hadcaughther * # © For Babette is my wife and a sain he is an Jnnobene spinster and dow with seven ried husbands; she: fa @ woi e world and an ea he is a grandmother and aat fino ild; she is a business partner and sleeping one; she is a prude and @ in daughter of joy. I've married a magerie; and often I don’t know ether I'm its owner or inside the ren a “be e. Whe last three wo wer which pro’ nsored. 1 we dren and tw t have you to say? sk is difficult enough if you are dealing with a stationary figure; but you are dealing with a woman. It is like trying to thread a needle in a sewing machine going at full speed, * * * It is at moments sur got! that I. wildly in: es and will Ox up-at th ‘a singfo turn of ‘a small Yale key. All you would have to do would be to bring the gaping parts together, in- sert the key and snap the lock, James James has had his say in “Honeymoon Dixlogues," but Babette, «pub- wee Dialogu ed by E. P. Dutton By Betty omen KR ERROR RR SRA OR HP ; Courtship. and Marriage | Vincent The Girl blended, pour into two shallow, well- greased pans and bake in moderate oven from twenty to thirty minutes, RIBBON CAKE. Use any preferred recipe and to one- thid the batter add one-fourth tea- spoon each of cloves, cinnamon and nutmeg and one-fourth cup of chopped raisins. Bake this in one Jnyer and use the other two-thirds hatter for two layers. Place dark layer between the two light and be- tween them put fruit, chocolate, raisip or fig jelly or any desired filling, An- other time the batter may be divided and cach layer lored as. desired, green, pink, chocolate, woe cream filling or plain icing, ee ? Yowls and yelps. Pathos and htt mor, Then quiet. Five minutes elapse and Willie limps back. Quars ter is inserted in yawning slit and. quiet evéning at home gets fresh” start. Scoff at home lovers tf you wilt, but a home {s a home, even if {t's a” bungalow. Thousands of patriots, business men and actors have inm- dorsed the home as follows: “There is no place like home, ft was all right when I had {t."—Ponst_ “Home is one of the grandest Places in the world to break out of”. Houdini. Babe Ruth says: “I have always considered home most important z By Caroline Crawford Copyright, 1922, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co, Which Man Will Peggy Choose for a Husband? york when rounding third base.” : “Home is all right, but we are. ~ drafting a bill to eliminate the cellar.”—Ant!-Saloon “League. By Doris Doscher Copyright, 1982, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co, EAR Mies Doscher: and one hair on one of my cheeks. 1 would like to know I read one of the letters on this t is interesting to note how, ‘his * amt of domesticity compated with 4, he actual reality ee Vision—I saw Babette my , they tre of my home. LI wai come Comright, 1922, (New Yory Evening World) by Press Publishing Co, EAR Miss Vincent: | am ness, ‘Take hold of yourself while a young man nineteen You are young and cultivate an even years of ag temperament, nd: have a typlont New 11; Newey Daston, eighteens who hne J : question that you h. answered, “Home ft rythi ‘Th by me, tired out with my work at the b ng abi ith ‘ “ ? rR ” Fle erect a> e stecorraphy Her heart ts aly led between two lovers, whet can be done for a e Is eve! ing. ere tice—really my work at the office. yon ade whom | dente tice gacegnh Miss Vincents am en- Fads, Bratton PeraSensehes nah urn dunmicz, 6, Yetlvendojbechelel tim gry lly akin. On account of the Of the substances to be used Rothing Itke having « roof over your asn't in the least exhausting, but’ ™Y © ge whom I dearly love. gaged to a man whom | love Freuding this story to-day, Every ‘nstalment @ mew eplsode im Peggy's uffairse face! black- i ‘ces to be used m, . Someti hi very much. Very often he at- oil on my face | have many blac! whether it should be used a head."—Flo Ziegfeld. Re, likes one's wife to preserve at Sometimes, however, when I take Very much. | Very, of ; THE LAST NIGHT ON THE RINK, heads, Also please tell me what | certain ‘number ‘of ‘times, Will “Tam patred with Senator Lodge 0) my) 5 . . Bae one allusion. anol: ondeee, one Shiegiey out a ete wrk 1 frequently object to thi ILLY and Peggy agreed to play Although Peggy and Billy were can do to reduce the fat on my you pl tell me if your cure is as 5 fe matter ives’ respect quite a prank upon Marion Min- legs. My ankles are as slim as | Permanent because | do not wish 0 this question.”—Senator La Folt IT would come wearily ores) when we both expert skaters and frequently { ives’ re ome the next night 1 would’ jum are in the p ‘of my. girl ig tee Ce : would have them, but my lege *@ use a temporary cure. lette. Sine Wine culehening ep 88 1. cvetcard ifshe avhed mae, frente aud ier see me ratios meh esd | Jack hos) envied Dy theinwat atthe youre pear Te YaCen thems”) (RENE Ww. iy Babette’ e PRESEN RR Tyee ee Ras Ries Hin eneRe latin aie fri? an engagement plo upon the rink because of their where bi ne ai “The home ts a wonderful tnet? Realty Thin phase laktedduat deve y call me a sorehead, cold attitude. jo you think 1 with Peggy to go ability to waltz and do the fox-trot , Bathing the face with an astringent mixture that will per= and perhaps this is the reason | am acting right? Please tell me Is helpful, Other instructions were SMmently remove the hair trom the ‘ton, but I do not tndorse sending: reeks. skating, so it was ‘ 4 on Ice, Peggy's foot suddenly gave printed on Dec, 6. Massage the legs. UPPer lip without an operation by Portable ones through the parces Vision—On a wet day she would agerel wii ners. Can yauetelbs, Geek [aah sowe sls yeulng man @ecided that Billy way and she slipped, Hilly tried to After-bath rub ‘and exercises that electricity or X-ray, but peroxide at post.”-—Will Hays, i a to te door as she recognized vibe poe me aleo help OA. LA! should escort save her but her weight pulled him riise @nd keep the leg in a suspended twelve volumes frequently applied Ab, home, sweet homef = : : raised position will reduce the over- Will bleach, split and make lem sus Reality—She ran to the door thirty- “ Engage couples usually do not Marion out to the down, spicuo ight times, after that I had to use UZZLED TOM Ww.” have to be informed of the fact that rink. Since both There was a little sharp cry from “Cnt im the leg. Preparations far the wera ene Tee Ses of an be: Chet dom See pr latehkey<which, afterall, is what Your friends have given yop A goad they are pr to Jae ony ter Jack and Porgy and before she knew just what Dear Miss Doschert but there is always danger of tha Jove his abiding place? And latchkey is for. hint by their most appropriate title, S@t over being an iceberg, and also had happened it seemed as if all the me what to do merry-makers had crowded around being very irri Vision—When [I entered my wife LJ Y irritating to the skin. ould smother me with kisse Reality—She smothered ime for a supposed Billy and Peggy were st! unfriendly terms, they planned to s cuckoo clock answers, “Cuckoo.” _ remember that the fiancee should be You are only nineteen and-{t is time ag happy and jolly 4 girl as there is you begin to take yourself in charge. f i in the world. lute each other in the jolliest fashion, her and she could not breathe. Jack fy ID ROHS voit bein © yourself in char h ’ ; i 2H SSC ORT OTL TS WII rtnight, kissed for nine more * disposition, i ros : caw tas Reed and Marto; scan Geckos the lw the nes: ing Which, if allowed to thrive, will cause ye, Denn Mink Mancents Anois ‘Why, you dear old firebug, ee ind Marton Minton were there x ree ‘and a hal€ months, and after YOU and those with whom you ‘coma }ran ata reception given ky ous claimed Peggy as Marion and Billy but she couldn't see Billy, Massage ts helpful, but nothing can # N 5 B b hat I forgot to notice whether she /® Contact many hours of unhappi- church for college students. He ‘skated past them, ‘‘what time did you ee is Billy? Is he hurt? she vake sae Pirate akariice thee tance iH ervou a les pecked or not. seta ‘ erent escorted me home that night and get here?" asked, while Jack Reed came to her the . ; P # i would : pga 28.28 259630 20, OL I RO pee ee, is J . = ee the shoulder blades in proper posi- vould bolas my at Tandon and: Three weeks after; | met fim ty Just, about, ten minutes oe tm ie Pees eeeetane alsa aie © By Charlotte C. West M. D, I Kave some time ago, This will take “I'm right here,” came Billy's com- ne out the hollow in your back. you arrived, Peggy Bobbed-Locks, forting voice from laughed Billy as he linked her arm in. Wiivite kiss Yer Bye Sara nature ine completed the work for the firm The Housewife’s : Copyright, 1093, (Now York Evening World) ty Pre Publishing Ca, Stes ea | ing each of them re i 4 where | was working and was ; the distance, “I URING baby! 7 ; H ire T would find a comfortable easy Scrapbook forced to return to my home, his and started off with the two girls Just called @ man to hail a taxi for Dear Miss Doscher: D system ar ‘hang Panis treaisent "Nothing ts oo Seneca at BAe Aetebs Jealousy. rosaries SS which is sixty miles distant. We upon his arm, us, Peg. You are all right, but I'm have al been thin, but ishly —unstuble, fon or me, And, toasting in the warmth f the fire, my comfortable home 3 would await my weary fi have been corresponding, but he such a child as cold salt water r some out to our place, downs, especially should the lo: Evening World) Many infants experience spas- ae ‘There was nothing for Jack Reed to @frid you srpained your ankle.” has never soups containing tomatoes, White slock is improved by a bit of 1aac just enough to impart an agreeable rather th os +4 “Let me help,” modic seizures of one kind or another haif of the spine, the bi f She seized my hat fourteen a trace of clove and bay Ie though he knows he le walsoms, Go but to follow, since he held Peszy'# | me NelDy” volunteered Jack. upon every alight provgcation. Spas- &c., be rubbed ‘vi rorously (asereinal ed | i gives a pleasing fiavor t = 1 know that he is short of funds other arm, Fer a moment the four Just leave this to me and to the and am quite happy over it, yet mophilia is a term now employed to ANd Olght) with salt water, Goria b up twelve times. Tho come © meat and must skirted thé rink, then Billy said: YOUN man who hajled the taxi," an my, arms have not benefited at ploy: a all. skin glows, and rubbed i came Leena One cuptul of een Pr} r common chen salt galom of water is employed, ss ij nounced Billy, “This is nostime for talk," ho sald with a wave of his hand,’ while he cover several conditions in which con- vulsions, spasms or fits are the prom- inent symptom. . How can I fatten them a bit? H.C. Exercise, especially clinching the “Suppose you take Marion for a spin, Jack, hair was ready and resery jor nearly three weeks, th © be occupied b when he is financially you think this young man really cares for me or couldn't he find and let Peggy and turn loose. We have a few new steps we'd mo flavor A slippers in @ distinctive one, ” und @ very robust young man half fists and drawing the hands back- ‘The tendenc: to »; In older children, spine, for Bis wenie A a way? ANXIOUS, like to show yaue? let and half carried Peggy acioss the ward to the shoulders, resisting Your ohiigren trom che fowak monte ce the Gouche followed by a pay By rubs To fish them out of @ | Watcrevess, which is usuaity served 4,74, all depends upon just what rie, wattsed offf'a feat whicn not TOK, And then slipped her into. a selt an much au posmibie. ‘This heipe ehildren trom the fourth month to the bing just Before, fetisiae ta seg and I found a needle in the @8 a sulad or used as a garnish, ig OVligations the young man has to Y . but }aiting taxt, They drove us fast as to develop the muscles. Dumbbella yours ‘ago an eminent (rman author. Curative. 4 ft one. delicious when Wed and ser meet, I should think you could te!l only surprised the other couple, but they could to Peggy's physician, 9T @ny light gymnasium work and ity discovered that children who res Elevation of the foot of the bed for fisioh—And to my wife I would with'A thin white manes inne we by the tone of his letters whether he left them spee@hless for @ second. where she was told she had slightly even housework all help to deautlfy syond’ to sertain eloctieay ieee, several Inches, to gravitate the crieg s r and she a good cream % really cares for you or not. There wwhy, 7 thought ‘Peggy and Billy §! dher ankle and must rest at the shape of the arms. from the neck up and coddle and is much to be deciphered of the bladder, may are norma) and that infants who react for the next ten days, also be enforced. uddie me and with her soft lands — When radiators a were deadly enemies,” Jaughed Mar- to lesser curren “between the lines. are likely to de- Dear Miss Doacher: on Peggy arrived hi h eee @ s ome her , 5 ‘ It has been proven that mooth away all the wrinkles {rom remetber that those finusbed elthae “Dear Miss Vincent: There is 10% but Jack Reed was too provoked mother buzzed about her, brought her 1 am troubled with thick lips, ee rae nightie ‘various external larhones f ny bro : With ordinary or enamel paint will eotttin Wouna mani who when for words. comfortable pillows and made the My tower lip Is very thick. § from convulsive seleuree of any kind, 8°UNds, voices, lights, &c—act upat > Reality—But T never got time ‘to give off more heat than those jinished We attend a party together sho “That's the way to treat Jack venpe, esl Bt lemnnade, ed, vewld like to have ny lips thins Especially is this the case in artifi- the sleeper, hence the warning ao sc my worrie: abetie With copper bronze or aluminum, f-aitertions and tar Reed,” ch 5 5 ln, happened, = raat the corners of my mouth. cially fed babies. These littl often given in these articles that t! sas always So busy telling me hers ; ant me special a ry eed,” chuckled Billy, as they con- despite the sharp pain,” Pegxy whis- Will you please tell me what to i : . = ene’ infants’ surroundin, = he One feels 0 sorry for poor Henry! Pee VORe, eleaaware froin’ easlly soy oa79. sirernarcn ie Meeting tnued to waltz about fantastically - ea tb the thaaten Ota ee have do, or will you tell me ater te Reensusive wets: Bye ane and his bedroom “Uae Readers apecially after Gne cosas au, & place 0 a dish of eh upon the ice. “I have an idea that to Ko to the re wi told Jack wt >) de uan milk, It has been fean that many epileptic-forn ans, arks as the -followin, water and heat until boiling point 4, Reed and I shall positively refuse t ‘al Dog hte ki ee ten een Y A Stor gad hear until 4 those two young people will become ly re o | The continual application of the jime salts are lacking in the brain of ™UCh sickness and disaster, is “Wives don’t like their husbands to Teached. Set aside and when water vee him, no matter what mother says. fo) v 3 ere Rervous ‘ehild Ly pink in| their presence, it acems 18 Cold remove glassware, very good friends.” Billy, T' have bad enough of hime Pulveriged Pantin eect gs, mate, unfunts, Readies parents tics e shutting a door — oe ; in their faces. “I certainly hope ti Pessy. Ww What du od? our going to another emphasis cannot placed upon the importance of guar ing and of slieugihbening the child's nervous system during infanc: be 80,” agreed yuu pay How But this ts our last night on the rink and I had counted upo skating,"* complained Billy, "Oh, we can dance over , Oil of Sweet Almonds happened three tim: Spermaceti ., Virgin Wax When the cutters in the food chor per become dull run a piece of sa; soap ‘ou always have tell them what behind that closed door.’* “Love is blind. The gravest risk As routine treatment I urgently ad« so much vise that ail babies be examined eleoa 4 through the chopper just as De you think this w: rink + in trically and if they are belo \ " rs, instead, op- ew : “9 w the married life is that the aries $04, Would food. “10 wil Pollan the "G. about Central Park? Un just «/2¥ timistically replied Peggy. The way Roneater order that we may combat any latent average in electrical response ‘apt to forget that. Theye bruce cutters as well as sharpen them, Probably this fe your own imagina- to take a spin there?” this old aukle pains Tdon't believe I y (hidden) tendency to the possible de- be given sultable treatment. : move Love's blinkers and nuatur- —— tion which leads you to belleve these «ont see wi will try skating again this winter.” Balsam of velo; nt of nervous trouble later o) Personally I approve of cold watee D If dishcloths Well soaped ard pals planned to interrupt The why w “a wish It Wore MY ankle’ extant Mi thus, so common a condition as enu- spinal rubdowns in all infants from Ms Seca thing Weenie) alae then «Lin cold Water acd’ best thing for you to $ to he dtiven away from h« Miche Binge ates jant Dear Miss Doscher: resis (bed-wetting) Is Row recognized the third month. This slmple proces aly luscious when you hive a ee ie te Wood Medi’ Will be no cordial to both of them and not wear Billy. “K rather ike t t i he did by the seriousness in his eye il yew, ple tall me hew to by nerve specialists as a nervous dis- dure strengthens the spinal columm ° we clean, your heart upon your sleeve, belore Jack heed,” 4 St Supartucue hale? fonder and acts a8 @ powerful tonic to Te: Morraw=—A Letter From Tewaley, have some hair en my supper lip Drugs will Dol help ip ¢hig comdi« nerve