The evening world. Newspaper, December 5, 1921, Page 22

By BIDE DUDLEY + 7S the American playwright keeping e up his batting average this sea-) L. B.*of Harlem w aa! son? A glance over the list of wip wel Vasant aa ‘i >» would ea Broadway attractions would give the! Mote At) pight—_why % {mpression tha he isn’t. For-instanee, | in, dear customers a © trom the Frenct we have “The Granu | poor vode aftists happ: ‘ “Duke,” “Kiki,” “The Wife With a sone ahd alleare 1h ch % F) “Smile,” “Boubouroche,” “The Claw,’ | the pr.ze. Leh start " with Arthu: Hammerstein's Harbach-| J like a comical va Bete Masins” coming and “ein'| , You must know 1 discarded on the} An act that keeps yo max given | Like Gallagher an Jack Os aitres next we overheard two silk }the other day. One man will Adventure Austria has con- tributed an attraction or two, and a has Hungary. Before the season onds | | “It’s all right with bale a doven other productions from | érlend. “1 got three ord foreign sources undoubtedly will be a Ae fr Made on Fidway. Tht reason for] “Yes,” said the other all this, we think, primarily, is ‘the | ind two small ones.” fact that Mr. Belasco, Mr. Hammer- #iein and other producers, visited Burope last summer on their first real | scouting trips since the war. It mig ft be well for the Authors’ Lev c / through its playwrights’ branch arrange to give th tions next summer California. producers v in Colorado or THE CONTEST, Plays ahd Players VAUDEVILLE RHYMES. JACK TELLS ONE. HE KNOWS WOMEN. i i MCR DECEMBER 5, 1921 | wy IOwAl cash It’s N J Gosh! tNever Knew vaude Send ‘em ow pout not? nd make y. A chair, N “THE SCENE. 1 1 fe) ne sit udeville act, hat T-mean, yur spirits high d Shean Royal eils us he talking busi- | he," replied his lers this week.” | om the first. | “One for $20! TW'MINUTE. 1 HAVE A LITTLE GRIEF WITH A CAR, ED HAS “ APPEAR | ‘PRIVACY OF A GOLDFISH! Bo sa ac (ToT Fa BRAND NEW CAR Too! How “Ty! DEUCE. DO YOU EVER LOCATE Ty TROUBLE IN A Twelve CYLINDER Mover |S z WHAT CoD BE SIMPLER - 7 - Have ALLY fo Readers, now that we have driven | our oppositien in the money contest line from the field, we intend to 1 our competition even more attracti We're going to add a Ladies’ Stock- ing Benefit Branch. ‘This opens the | way for ladios of all ages apd si XMAS COM POPPER WILL to win distinction on an equal footing TO ECONOMI with the men. Let us explain: - ON LUNCHE terday Big-Face Hank, the laughing “N'EVERW THI! Western desperado, sometimes known ag Lengthy Luck because he ix quite tall, drew from the box number 615 "Hive fifteen!" he called. “It sound: Uke a cammuters’ train.” Weil, air, we thought we'd di merrime.i jow foolish it did se But here re digressing from tir point. Any man who has exactly $5 his pocket wins the privi ege of s ing the money to the writer of this column, Furthermore, any lady who | has that sum in ner stocking may do | likewise. Now do you see how the/| Ladies’ Stocking veneft Branch op- | erates’ Men, even those who wear | socks, invariaviy carry their money in tneir pockets, but the ladies—an, | ‘wnat was it Pinklespeare said about | MEANS THAT IN" HAVE ze S NI’ Y'sTART IN “TesTING CYLINDERS —— TEST 'EM IN ANY ORDER Y'LIME, sea? Lio ad ON “TESTING ANY OLD WAY AND YVFIND THE EiesT ELEVEN ‘oF EM WILL BE FIRING REGULAR — ——— ee ) —+BuT TH! *N) | Ni UIA A Hairpin Could Havé Been Explained! i HY 04! How come them? Well, no matter! The dic is| east. You have your chan girls, along with the men. Now let's sec; how lucky you are. Count your money! A CHANCE FOR GIRLS. Listen, g'rlat “Would you like to be | mnother Pavlowa? rtrude man, with her all-Amerte i will Appear thia’week at BF. K Orpheum, Brooklyn, and she is 1 k= ‘ng an effort to encourage the devel- pment of American dancers. In fery city she has visited this sea- fon she bas given one morhing a yeek to meet'ng ambitious girls and wking with them about her art. She sil set aside a morn'ng for this pur- pose at the Orpheum, and those girls sho eal! on her will’ be treated to a monatration of ballet dancing eape- Daily prepared by Moss Hoff: an. From the girls she is seoing 'n this jnanner in Ke!th theatres she expects # pick an American ballet to be the Hucleus of a permanent organization. The date of her “Orpheum morning” }ill be announced soon, SANTA AT THE HIP. “The Workshop of Santa Claus, 1 to interest child en parti- firly. is now @ part of “Get To- ther’ at the Hippodrome. This en has a carnival of -lowns, Charles Dillingham has arranged, also, to in- lude in the Hippodrome programme, ning to-mGrrow, a 6 entitle? ries of Minstrels; in which i, Ae "ners blackface favorites of ys gone by. NOW IT’S MISS KING. Now, according to Manager John Golden Ecith King, leading woman ‘in “Thank-U" at the Longacre, has ger two weeks’ notice, as- bigning er reason that sho ‘ha’ eae the * Methodist Church. ion similar to hers was y » <s.0.ge A. Schiller, of th fame play, a week ago. “Thank-U" wbout a poor clergyman who finds it hard to exist on his salary. Mr, iden says he's beginning to believe his play “is being raidea for some (nusual reason.” He says further fiat he intends to -hold ®bth Miss King and Mr. Schiller to their con- es amicably, if possible, but le- y af necessary, ATTENTION, FILM STARS! F. Ray Coi.stock anu Morris Get ay 4 ” uP W WELL, TLL NOT GET ‘To OPEN THAT DOOR! SHE WAS JARNED ‘To COME HOME BEFORE TeN~ NOW SHE CAN SLEEP ON THE DOORSTEP AND LEARN A Lesson! i Wi {ih I DUNNO BROTHER ! WE EMPLOY ONLY WOMEN IN TH’ ' KVTICHEN = ‘od-yinn INT I'm Late? Scttoor 5 | SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY WITH HER!) 7 ‘ énnounce that they will revive “Ex- ant i perience” soon with a cast of motion |" see All bg a | ‘ : 8, KE. P. story, will be William ©. Ds: Bere ere erin, Soeae of mation (: RHYMED PROPOSALS | Rigas too spun the longest won the) at his first meeting wero farmers | for the sugar situation, the United] Mille’s next picture. Jack Holt an‘ H Gest mays & special car will be’ pro- | \.————_—_—__', | Aaron reason on them, He tale them | |indiforcece’ eset yan aoticitt | Seaes Avere Bayo the leads, : ‘ or persunal press agents when| Ro}: of York akes a bk raalia' nh aria io anexie: 2h serted J. W. Parker,| They gave a breakfast today to H Sea hay tata Eouripuliine He of York makes a bia | OUR CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT. | how delighted he was to speak to | for twenty-five) years a resident of] Charles Ray so newspaper men oui d me oe toting i the Groantent | for the hand of Peggy to-day. While In spite of the much-heralded lure| ® Sroup of the Nation's stand- | Havana, who is at the Pennsylvanta, | mect him, The writers enjoyed mect- 4 Men SANl be barred’ It 1s w sincere plea, the poem limps | of the (Caltfornia climate at a tine! 22h Stn understanding and ep: [Die ta thes Cn eee se mpomtl: |g Doth Hay andthe breakiadh, badly in its original form. We cannot |), Qta, . * lie ‘ey | When the rest of us are worrying | . Pe le for the Cuban sugar-grower to| “it's a long life that has no yearn- GossiP. ahoct lame rhymes into the resim of|l1 Sierra Leone Natives Have|Cosst of Africa, probably has never! joo.) cca: and how to pay for it 6 ee on | produce sugar at & pront, “Cake bee ing.” moralises Assope Jilin Pate, “Just Married, he Nora Bi Cupid, so we're going to do a lit eS Sets af j heard of “African golf,” and yet he | re 1 a Was born © Suggested a reciprocity treaty with] nest Truex, bashful Pathe @ arried,’ ut the Nora Bayes, | aCrap Game of Their Own | w. | Sood. aggregation from the| & is this country, but nothing has been} began his screen career with M - "| tinkering and fix Roland's feet. Look, | L ‘ | Would be able to tame the rollicking : L : e peen | bega: ee a feacies its 3u0th performance to. | x = ni ~ State of the olive and the raisin is| Spent Many year: done about it. Pickford in “The Good Little Devii morrow night. ; Pegey! | That Is Really a Shell Game | dominoes as masterfully as any of with us to-day, Judge W. P. Lawlor fields, tending the cows « nds of acres of ¢: were} Marion Davies designs and mal paiariors, Mambeau, in “Daddy's| My blonde, Uluecyed Pegoy dear, | Chili, With Largest Cone| “!* Asnerioan cousins, Hote the Om |6o5 Ww, G. ved Bano neo at tee Gen | Canteen, they were. ti : this year because there| her own clothes. When does = ni will leave ue E —C \ Arges! | pone! Me | hardest years of my life, they | was no money t fo f : ? Plymouth Dec. 17 and go to Chicago. woof, | K} ‘ 8 0} | Ponent of a scmewhat similar gamt,| mont from San Francisco, and say| were the happle Tn fact, It | Che ground in coset ror the ore ge SEE at He t Frits Leiber will open a Shake-| Bing, boom, don’t look any more. crete Structure in World, Is} Wich he cate ites, according to|that our weather isn't #0 bad as tra-| might almost be I was | yield only two-thirds of the normal] Myron Selznick in Europe. We'll bet rian engagement at the Lexing-| 7 to, nave blue eyes, skoolum skec, Electri 3 Pi Walter F, Williams, an American, | dition makes tt, Others at the Bel-| raised between hills of corn. crop, and if the desperate situation] its got something to do with motion ton on Dec, 26. i és % J slectrifying Its Railroads, who has arrived from Sierre Leone |Ont whe are doing business, shap- ‘Just then one of the farmer s not remedied it will next year be] pictures, however. ~, Bt. Cecile Lodge, No. 568, F. and A. Your tameness never will bore, i Lg lena " cRiipy | Ping and seeing the shows are Alex- in the audienee exclaimed in a waste land. Sugar will be lower thia Recent Selznick News reels show M., bas bought the Shubert vaudeville | 7 now that I'd love to love, bam, and is staying at the MoAlpin. |ander MoCabe, San Francisco, former ‘He's a pumpkin, b: year, but next year it will be higher,| different methods used by bandits in inee at the Winter Garden on Dec. r By Roger Batchelder. ‘Jiggi,” said Mr, Williams, “is | Secretary to Senator Hiram Jolnson; and the American consumers will] stealing automobiles. Mighty in- ‘and will have a Ladies’ Day. Bim bungle, just such a lass, : & | played with three cowrie shells. with William’ H. McCarthy, President of | ee oh have to pay the price: . structive for those who have heavily When “The Circle” begins its fourth | For her I have looked and, kerbang,| , 38! Frwambi, young-man-about~ | |the Pacific Coast Baseball League; | es «8 insured cars and wish t operate " at the Selwyn to-n‘ght it will! . 3 %! town of the Mendi tribe in Sterra|™4'kings denoting various combina- | Mr. and Mrs. %W. MoRnerney, |PAILROAD IMPROVEMENTS IN OGDEN WILL CELEB in ‘boing’ eos we ive been ween by 111,506 people in| , She's here, hi lally, at last, pr tlons. The native pliyer tosses the| Mr. and Mrs. J. Kuhl, David | CHILI, ANYWAY. ae BORAT. Sunshine Sammy, by special ar- ‘ork. | For she ta, who cooks, ta, and bakes, | shells from one hand to the other, | Mich, Mr. and Mrs. William J. Brady | “The largest concrete structure m| | "NY heme town lids followed the | rangement with Hai Roweh, will plas A you € lady asked Ollie Alger, the’ gmush tush, good bread, sip, and , exhorting them to show their loyaity | $84 4; B- Swesey, all from Frigco; | the world, measuring 700 by 500 feet | CXample Of many of the larger cities) the part of Herman in “Penrod.” MEMnnen dansscr ne “Lilies of the , » sip, Abbett of W Mrs. 'M. R. Proctor and Mr. and Mrs. and has Instituted : . > zi 6 ‘ Abl ie blac aes puny ole a at ts base, has just been completed uted an annual Carni-| Sam's little sister will play Vermen. BETS otek torr in the Kinw cake, wife with . © his cause, and then ‘roll ‘em out’|\V, R. Dunsmore and H. Wills of 4 Ls val Week," said J. F. Scowcroft. It’s a sad, sad scene in Dickens's beatre Saturday night. And who's vaiher mild, whee, will| 20% t0; arr Hroun's new | with a final incantation and appeal | Los Angeles; Mr. and Mrs, C, PF. A. | at Santiago, Chil V. A. Clarkes | oe the Aator. 0; bs 1s Who: “Our Mutual Friend” when the gran: RNR Urata cays: there 1s one| y , book, “See!n pune iva |for the particular combination whica | T#bet, Woodside, and Mra, Ada Mf. | who has just retur: there ahd |S at the Astor from Ogden, Utah.| rather sells out his secret for ti place @ woman alwoys thinks she | An 7 would win the local vquivaient for ‘a | Harris, San Jose, ie staying at the McAlpin. “Tao | We had our tirst celebration Inst! price of sixty drinks of, rum, Got |) dhines—on the end of her no: TU watk a mile for a date, FOOLISH MENT. new pur of shoes for the baby.’ ray 4 Rae building ism rallroad construction | Wert aha Only rel eons Wd | good price, wt present rates, . Harris will launch pi “pe i Suid Tuitie: “I wonder if queens “The African natives are great OL°k Eg. ali conatr t sho nly real cowboys and|©frerbert Rawlinson, when told Bee eens And if she, mush swat, really is Ave fond of our Boston baked boone.” | Smuerh', pe continued, “A card! “it never eae a gandidate | @Nd repair shop for the n Gov- | girls t art; they came from ul>| tcak one revenue agent to wat t Heming in the leading roles, in And ucts as she, swat, has said, metro. iked beans.” same which Portuguese explorers in- | for cats + Which contr at, 2,00 | Most erery State west of the Mis every five persons in the Unite tie City to-night, Why, introduce ws, Evening. Worle, Her mother said: “Tutte, troduced in the early part of the fit. | ae of railroad. The Government | 2?) Next yrar we plan to have a! gtates, said the ratio was wrong. Prenel iieent ye a U la = tannin contin is can fas ™ uMeNE fashion show in addition to the Wild ke movement against t And sce how quickly we'll wed Id think you were nutty nth century Is very popular among | f has purchased forty new locomot ves | West attraction.” ciaime it takes Ove persons to wetth ers has caught the eye of q uv them. In fact, I was compelled to jove f Ma Dov iwa every agent. ‘New irene ‘presa. agenta 20 == - wane = =| if Hon sneren just a girl in vows | take away caids from the nativis| lilltmore, ““Wh.never 1 hear « eterna Weer a sins “t! PAR’ Say 4 wanes fe of Chinese sampang al iee +o cough dept i Se edeats lice ‘teens. who worked for me, so a proper| one who is making an ov: veparing to electrify that section «ft! = FARTHEST . [was used tn filming “The Street of ‘8 NEW PARTNER, tury next Monday FROM THE OAESTNUT T plished, But a few cays later they | story of the gandidate | Valparaieo, é ; A fo catoh hut caay to train int ave hed ie nant Monde jy FR T TREE. had found another gambling game, a| making a tour of the rural dis- | Fe ce 22? IH farthest from home to-day is| making greet pets in the R-C studio, Papummariy colo dancer 4 0 on ro. pay Arthur—I see. the Bronxville Ro | sort of @ ‘toddie top’ affair in which! triets of his prpspective constiiu. )W& SHOULD HELP CU. MEE. K. Bacardi, who is at the Majeatic.| |N. F. Stedman ts doing srec. goed the 4 Phong id bey | view has come out for a town clock each player used a top made of bam-| ency. SAYS. Hix Rumetown, Shanghai, is nearly Spenish pated work for Realai, ee rie Pi pot for you,” said Hink\e Buzette-Out fox a big time, eh? — hoo and a palm nut. The playe ‘othe greater part of hia auditors “Unless we get assistance and rete 1 miles from Brogdiay. AMebbe he'll write some wtien wot a) . 4 Z i — ‘ u Me ~ pee . s a mereeig tt: alliage hninentpid Tag eR , Fer epee Ao A oe Now cH ILDREN WHO LANDED ON ASST Not Guilty! I DID NT Do or? i HONEST ¢ ; HONEST ~ TEACHER. I. IT WASNT ME? s { || * Now She'll Sleep There Every Night! 1 SUsT SAW HER BEATING IT INTo A RESTAURANT — SHE NEVER LOOKED SO HAPPY Before! How ALL THOSE NICKELS AW DIMES Got INTo MY LAP WHEN T UAS ASLEEP IS A MYSTERY is ALWAYS “THE SOUR ONE | ever the First! { AAAS LAST one NUMBER, PLEEUZE! Bebe Daniels is worried. She's flustered because she cannot hav telepii in her home, Now sh set a “Help wanted” signal and kind of help she is seeking is t which will hasten the telephone ec pany in installing her phone, | “I'm anxious to get some exeu | that will start the phone fe Jing putting in my phone," dainty star, “Please don't suge |that I tell them there is some one lin my home or that I am a friemd | a friend of some one “L've tried all the gags | the only answer f | the first of the 3 |only I'd really like ‘That's all rigut tu know WHA year!" | CAREER RUINED, Will Payne, now busy writing « screen story for Wanda tH art star, became a novell staty writer the tender twenty-five. WiPy, Le at ay 1 was @ busy bank clerk,” said Cie writer recently, “and then I wrote u yiory. By some freak of circumstance ‘it was accepted by ufe Century Marc gine. Hight then and there the t ing world lost a wonderful clerk the worla of literature xaincd a (Modesty stepped up and cautioned Bill at this point and ho shushed righi , up.) n NOW, YOU MABEL—— Mabel Normand, star o1 Molly vs. says a schoolgirl gave her the be: definition of her now famous Molly-t hat. “[ visited a school re mured the vi mu nd wis \ the children through a sort of exa ‘uation. 1 didn’t know what on ear |to do. L thought of the famous line Keats und asked the meaning of t lline: ‘A thing of beauty is a joy ‘I dgn't know what the senten ed a little girl, ‘unless So there, now! TWO REASONS. Both Edward Martindell and \i ter Burwell Hamrick, movie actor have singing voices. | But that’s 1: the reason they are in the movi: Martindell forsook opera for thewile drama because he likes the work, anil young Hamrick is on the screen b: cause he has just reached the where h 8 voice is changing. The last time he tried to sing public the folks out front thou Was a ventriloquist, 60 he has adv the screen until ‘his’ voice deci whether ‘it will be a basso profi or a tenor. STATIC. Betty Compson has just started her fourth starring picture for Para mount. It is called ‘The Noose.’ Paul Powell has been assigned direct Dorothy Dalton in “Theron « Lost Valley “Too Much Efficiency,” E. J, Rath's