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THE EVENING WORLD MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1921. The Homely Wife ——AND THE— Handsome Husband ber, Mr. Husband, Be She} Consider, Mrs. Wife, the Homeliest A SSE CHT I HH I TR Hg RE RN RE OC BO CHOCO He SO ea | rest S So Humble, the Devotion of W can Make Herself More & C Y B I be Cee anit Go i iyi ee a oman Can Make Herself the an ou eat t ! ott Re ree Rating co, By Maurice Ketten i * Attractive if She Wants to Be n Than the Passing Favor For First Aid Look to Your PoP P PPPOE COR CPOE ET ee Cee eee eee Se eT ee ke ee ee ek che ee ai erat | "Of Many Lighter Loves. Kitchen and Beware of Jealousy. HELLO BILL | WE ARE Hene tet i B hi HIS 1S JOHN: IS 1S JOH fe ag hs A Nh SL INVITED / WHAT ARE *) This is the first of a series of artictes which Miss Loeb has built DOING THANKSGIVING 24 \ Sau DOING, pon hundreds of letiers received by her. These letters have been the pouring of hearts torn by the deepest of human emotions. They de a A THANKS Givin we come from homes made unhappy by mistakes, from lives saddened W failure—mistakes and failures which could have been avoided had e right way been shown in time. It is the right way that Miss Loeb, t of the experience @ ker correspondents, will show in these in- sely human articles. H, the sorrows and sufferings that are hers—the wife who |s unattrac- tive—the old-fashioned woman— the woman whose husband has grown away from her—the woman who is left behind while he goes forward {nto the world at large, Many letters come. Thicve are so many of her. She wants advice. She feels keenly the neglect. She can see with clear vision the welcome her handsome husband gets from other women, and she has to sit back. She knows how these other women feel about her and her anguish is keen. Usually they make a martyr of him. They label bim “misunderstood.” They lose sight of the ‘ian’. understanding wife who has helped to make his way | MELLO LEQ! - and puts up with all ‘bis foibles and fancies and whose | THIS IS JOHN. rt aches at the idea that she is but a smaii part of his life. WHAT ARE i MPOh, the agonies she endures und HAY ; seeming slights that are hers, It make it the lower layer in the |~7OU DOING? INNITED / all there between the lines of these shortcake of life. Learn how to P OUT f tera, and she cries wloud, “What provide the best mi Make T do?" them attractive too. If you don't TOHN | If I could talk to each one of these know how, learn how. men I would say something ke Jn this respect, ignorance is billous- 18: ness, and where there is a dyspeptic Come out of it! Reduce your husband coupled with a homely wife ‘misery to a minimum! Make a ail hope is lost, fight for some happiness. If you The woman who Inuks to her cook- make the fight hard enough, you = ing works in the ingredients of love, ‘oan win. and it often proves In the first place. no woman iives that binds. cannot make herself more at- tive than she is—if she tries. The eliest woman on earth can do f, dit is your duty—not only to your- If and your husband but to every- ly else. The Creator intended that you i . mould be happy and that you should Don't ever let the clear light of 6 the most of your natural gifts, T¢280n be discolored by the green one your clothes are shoddy get some f Jealousy. Most of the time it ts tractive ones. Study yourself, No !maginary anyway. Must men crawl * fpecd to spend all your time at iteven i their shells at the first sign of your means are modest. You don’t Jetlousy and “shut up hike a clam.” have to paint and powder excessively, Then you are in the dark indeed. er bob your halr or look unusual, but Don't precipitate yourself in tne you can find good looking clothes, hats depths of despair without any real end the like. grounds. Why have ftioftsh fears? Surprise him some day with some- Tread the thoroughfare of trust if thing really attractive. He will gasp. You want to keep even your chance By just such a new resolve on the Of happiness. part of his wife, many a man has [0 the final analysis, all jealousy heen brought to the realization that 18 the result of a pro-concelved idea fight at his own door there is just that you own a man. Well, mayne ts good-looking a woman as the many You do according to law, but if he with whom he has curried favor out- Won't be owned there :s an end of ii. wide: It 13 all a matter cf heart, anyway. (It is all very well for sympathetic Iron chains of law always lose out i friends to tell such a woman to leave to spider threads of love, q/ Ber husband and get a divorce and The homeliest woman triend 1 have HELLO Joe ! THis IS TOHN WHAT ARE You Pes THANKSGIVING 7 Breatest tis The one thing that will drive him away most quickly al ousy, Being jealous of his friends or even women—showing it, at least—is one of the worst things that you can do. DARN ne LUCK WIFEY ! aes EVERY BODY & yy, IS INVITED OUT B* FOR NO! [WAS FISHING FOR. AN INVITATION You DEAR Boy! WERE YOU TRYING To INVITE PEOPLE FOR. THANKSGIVING DINNER > U1. Lt Ht ell that sort of thing. And what does !s tho most popular in her set be- it get her? Most of the time her cause she has cultivated the gifts heart and soul and life are wrapped that were hers, She bus a swe td time, “Into each life some rain must husband of the homely wife—1 woud When sie awoke the next quick for her. Preating the alone will never stood b u through thick and tain of Tom Minton and her own new red and there, from beneath its folds, ap- tink more as the combination of a homely woman ‘Mii Jare wondered who | {oun and a homely home. Make it the ~™¢stly thin—and worked with you hat had spurred her on to her seem- peared the ruffled head of Pekingese yrs, Jarr on her way home to It best you can and, whatever you do, °%d for you all the ycars, and per- ing giddiness of the previous evening. Sing-Hi, who looked out and growled ier that Gus, who bad form ¥ ef , hap. bas helped to make you as As ste thought of the way she bad at him ducted now abolished caf handsome as you are, Give a thought anubbed Marion Minton, her cousin “What did you bring that thing ¢/TRe™ had been seen speaking to ecding fat necks that It r difficult proposition to make them lock well ina low-nesk gown, Al! of this Lam sure will show how important is t of the neck. About ten min re a day on the k usually don't lose sight of the fact that many a man’s heart is reached through his aaah at he opened the door for |! CNet Meaaidarae fall. Some days must be dark and talk to him briefy lik- this: morning and realized she had What has come over you, Miss “i got home beture Rie Ane sane Mexulis abl conelaarihy t sarvel ” BOI me youh nnd neck as One harmonious dreary.” The thing to do is to make While you are running around being given Bill Carvet Dayton?” he asked as he piloted her 4 wld dear whole, For jn reality the neck ts but es few days dark and dreary as pos- lite and dancing attendance on permission to cull to a seat in the rear of the bus. “Wa “You have a right to be surprised, 4 Continuation of tle face, Just as ex aible, and in this: resourceful age r ladies whose golden hair comes that eveniug her hud 80 much fun last night that 1 |) gpesnt N brulee b Aa Ne ae ia pressive, just ag Iniportant for you t » % = 3 1 he os Eve t r arr, as she gave m POC RING > e for Wo you wi to have any det pears evarycwomanvean ae. ik from @ fifty-cent pint bottle, whose heart sank fe shall never forget your remarks as 5ny" began. to hor, moves. cape co? I ‘There are many ways. If you are a SUNNY smile and wily way may bi jan give a snap long as to live, Why this sudden “Rutt can say this, at least, Cwasnt eo, ery homely woman and you have done CMY 4 merry masis for getting your of her fingers chan standing on t in} ing 1H wyound th: ap and do " 4% an ¢ t HawO Ohi ea SarRITaN . ex-saloon Kee ¢ How MT DeEaN ate everything to make yourself attract- MONeyY and your attention, stop ant bis, Chicas: e r ip a ned lus DASH naire through — be Miteaafan tirana ba eats al ive, make your home likewise. There "MK that back in your lonely house ADA Ale Rite te Lig. i : PO eds eas Nee av ogion Lin the back of th other hand, many very js nothing Go repellant or oppressive tere je @ heart of gota who hos the awkwardness Sart, put Peggy threw buck the scarf p playing NEVE: “AGraWOY eCkAS O i) COMORES HORE POST HORE HE FE RCH HE AL ATONE BT : The Lower Crust Snappy Notes on East Side’s Vaudeville Premiere Ps noe SS Eee pena f Society Reporters Write of Opera Styles, Poor Working Guys Should Get Notices Too. By Neal R. O’Hara. Cormisht, 1921, by the Wess Publishing Co. (the New York Eeeatng World) HEN radium-studded boxholders crash the operatic gate everything dowagers and debs have on Is described ad Ubitum. Now work- ing man must have bis day. Sooner or later common people’s press will send snappy critics to toiling man’s temple of Thespian pleasure, Then we'll have stuff in the papers like th smelling salts, Miss Netty Lead Pipe appeared at her best. Mr, Van Lead Pipe was becomingly attired in @ two-piece, eight instalment suit. He was accompanied by a Hamburg steak sandwich, “The Bimbos, Mr. and Mrs. and George jr., occupied their usual rush seats, about eighteen rows back, Mr. Bimbo wore his last year's overcoat to foil the draft on his back, Dash- ing Larry MeSwish occupied aa upper stage box at the opening of the show, but lost bis balance during Jugeling act and dropped in on the O'Cabots {n lower box. He was ac- companied by bis flask. “The Ruff-Necks, leaders of the watertront elite, looked charming in their two-bit seats just under the chundelier, Mrs. Ruff-Neck was chic in an egg-embroldered calico rig. Mr. Ruff-Neck, with his usual goot tuste, wore one of those loose- dragsing Harlem sults that you walk up two flights and get for nothing. Another notable present was Kid Hatay Snoff, the shortweight cham- pion Of the nitddle east side. Mr. Snoff was nattily attired {na checked suit and a plush vest. He carried a bouquet of cauliflower ears. Emtl Rats, walking delegate of Plasterers’ Union, gave @ box party early in the evening. They were thrown out at Intermission, by request “On the performance too much praise cannot be lavished. Signor Mose was magnificent in the pants- ripping scene, His coloratura slap- owaro C. YeLtowLe sticking was unexcelled. Mons. OOTLEGGERS have found that Bisco, in card tricks, made @ strik- the first two syllables of his Ing debut that was only marred last name have no paychologi- slightly by a second-hand dress sult. cal significance. Took up hie du- ‘rhe gignor's trick of sawing ® ties ag Prohibition enforcement of woman in half was tho outstanding hasn't missed having his name in hit of his repertoire. Many of the the papers any day since. A study male customers offered their wives cf his features discloacs no reason as volunteers, why the art edito: apeliie) ask for “AL Intermission the audience Fe eee Neen rmedg., strolled around, Fist fights were M-ry P-ckf:rd or some of the rest few for an opening night. The candy of the girls whose faces we see sc butchers were in pleasing voice, es- often. pecially in the chewing gum, lemoa — drop, almond bar number, “Lower crust of society was out In force last night attending premisce of vaudeville in| English at Me- Doogle’s Pastime Theatre. Audt- ence was late in arriving, due to semi-private fight that was in prog- ress from 7.30 to 9 in front of the- atre door, Among . notortoue notables at premiere was Stephen Van Lead Pipe and gang of frienda, “Mrs, Van Lead Pipe was pletur- esque, She wore a hawser of glass beads, plus Japanese fan and par- asol, Carrying « platinum pint of FOO OH .oCRIODLRRICHZ x * You Often Read ; About Him ee Sees peste up in this one and only man. Shchas position, a pleasant smile, a word {MAH EMARAN AR RHAM KH HX HRMRBHN ORAM HEH RIM CH CHICA fy MIRO KOH NOCH DA 9 HC HE LOCOS OUEROGOO OOO IOI —orohowing Intermission Mamie i t ouragement. a kane cougar, % . x # 4 E grown up with him. To separate from otic ura em at . kindly thougut, 3 BS % ie Pi Wunk, the Australian thrush, made fm would be worse to her than it She never fails to remember a x é €art of a ur i Oo be ber east side debut and scored BL cow, friend or to forget an enemy, J'-ery % ee a % panic, Pennies were tossed at har 5 ¢ mirute of her existence s}: oy yea aes ¥ 3 ¥ ; The thing to do ts to rise to the mitute of her existence she Is a joy 3 By Caroline Crawford Be x By Doris Doscher & opening number. ‘Then the gang «occasion. Meet the issue! Work it to those about her, She remembers # Boeri xleel Eiaix Aulldsihy (Con) hoes Newr ek es World Bot # Co, (The New York Evening Wort bs, ‘tout! After all, when everything is birthdays and anniversaries he ate ee Se aint poe iS % ami # See ee a ee ec, MAGGAGE * threw telephone slugs. The audience j mmmed up, cach human being can thinks of nice, personal things to do 4 Which Man Will Pegg oy Choose for a Husband? x x THE NECK s was digging up ‘window weights a3 x a ‘ ror eople. S| n . he 6. hay just en- n fe 7 EB have been considering “ 7 only expect the average amount of for people, She realized home- teved hus: Billy a x he warbled her final number. Mme. } happiness And you can get that av- lincss und made up for it. Fate brwstoa h en’ stars % By Roy L. McCardell § AMT saan age oe Wunk took thirteen catcalls. In the ppiness And you can get that a her wectore The oifiee 0 new experienees, brings yew. | ‘egin reading Copy tight, 1921, ty The rem Mublianing Co bot tt b n MEER 2 erage that is coming to.ynu: handed her a lemon and she made — this sory tusday—evesy Instatment a new episode in Peggy's affaies: eg New’ ore Brenig W orl * Se A Se ne ia next scene applause was deafening There is no such thing as complete lemonade out of It , Wee A RIDE ON THE Bus. SD thore you are!” exe nielhods af indHtaging away emi 4 when Otto McGluke, of McGluke, Ep- happiness that lasts through a lite. | And as to the man—the handsome EGGY was firt at heart. thé top of the bus but Carver was tod imed Mr. Jarre merrily, the damage done by ume or toll stein and Tavish, fell from a trapeze and broke both collarbones, “Signor McCarthy scored a triumph In conducting superbly. The snare drummer was rarely off the key “Signor Venitti-O'Dowd announces a complete change of programme for next week, Including new ads. for the asbestos curtain. Regular sub- reribers will be placed as close to neck, spoiling its contour, F this signor has also promised to wear his very sure to take and work first prince Tsaac coat. A novelty an- YOU to use it in this diily muasage him, With a rotary motion to stimulate the ju her, ! pune jowers To! d jolied Carver along, she along r2!" sniffed er, “we'll be "i Me: tend ‘or ha wonderful effect that atts circulation, an. er Hid} © nounced for ne vook's stomach, ‘This is plain, common sense (© her Bring her a bunch of flowers Tom, and jollied Carver ong along fore” sniffed Carver, “we'll Gus was illicitly vending stsong Le Bae ireulation, and then smoothe out the nounced for next week's programme Fasipid ap ainor Wine. or a box of candy when she least ex- hurried the phone to call Mariun. put off the bus If the conductor sees waters poet a Aya and Had Ken ree ate , Sear aX ” Uy he « paps air won Riles is that no more money will be re Look to your kitchen! Don't poe iors aah i Wi Garare ane inevbe me sta ue ' pi find to really wt Gun rahe Witeetiona for-which funded at the box office. Patrons ! some gewgaw that you might buy this Bill Carver?" she thought as she © conductor isn’t going to seu | of hin- Clean requires: more than just wasn given some. time buying tie e r ae ng W he cloth y ' buying tickets hereafter will do so | Sat fer a pretty woman, She might try Waited for the number him,” laughed Posgy as she began to st Belenberine? UAuCUMEATS. Et SOUTGTAN aegee Taipan Ai lalph ta w kK." ‘caabuameicaemeee | 10 Lye a A it Be might forge. But Marion's voice reassiied her talk to sing-Hi, and then turned her | Bol's place Ie right Rarities pe ce Teg Aen Meinicton, not fork at their own risk, thats 8 ie omely ou can help her with, “Hello there. you little Mirt! IT gttention to the magnificent homes fatts sR aide baie, Oh “and ip easily thea on th) 4 splendid keeping the JOR CHEMI HL OM MH HA Do You? ' Besides, you don't know how at. SUPPOSE you ee quite cul mo slong Riverside Drive which th doesn't detain me. f only drop in | Sousa nt se tt A Ate Bes od condition, especially t wits . ve she can lok if she bas the Out in that new hat of yours last skidding énce In a while after supper to play 10n oF the hands, One hund ha nding reling, and also the 3¢ ; I Know? Bc ue eon en ae ou Me OF sane over your” eepeat, ugtn Rinbenle With the feline’! thm pressing’on the ort that leads 4 siurhvart benine. & ~=Gotng Down # from you. Give her tie chime of sy, qon't think anyth eer 7 ‘ “That may be true,” Mrs. Juer ad- from the car downward. This cord ho The the face, will be BE ¢ 21. by The Prese Pultening Oa, ‘oporight. 1821, by the Pree Publishing Co, cheer, Pay her a preity compliment bins aK an d Carve mited. “Still, 1 do not stop on ny way protruding and giving @ cot und the fl # The New Yura Evening Word) (The New York Byening World xX even if It hurts. ou can't tell wnat kind," returned Peg ‘t just want 4 jaye Jeained tia ou are ene t to talk with mn, Dick anid serayen te tia just a ri 1 ost q QUESTIONS. it might do, There is such a thing as to tell you that [ don’t care a vookie Caged.” suid Peggy. u ny or Gis 8: on th street ¢o ers use « 9 qi ; 1 PS i: vn da Dp Depre ad One: a a 1 love with own a yea 5 e was com n do! uch people my t 0 r niece of ste s tested 1. Through what State does the {man fulling in love with bis own about Carver. Ie said he was ¢ Engagements cai be uroken,” sug> money, w never paid back!” or han and you will see Low the ft , oer 4 rad Paar Arkansas River flow before entering A" ney turn of wvenis, an attrae to cull to-night and I simply gested Garver. Mr. Jarr, at first, thought it beat fingers wie the flesh tl 1 ve it ts put sae | Arkansas? aus Hy a ee canit m ale hy ie ©, . PUR SAAS Ae alice 3 ) tary m et nt, t battleship. So you are tested by tiveness that you did not see before, can’t sce him alone. Why couldn't — “gue f wouldn't give very much for ore this last remark, as he had tion simple tr ttesh 7 {2 How many eyes did the Argus will crop up unexpectedly by some- you and Tom come over and we'll the man who broke his engagement.) UECM five dellarg short in his ae- blood ia thes’ oan note a DEPRERSION, tie “piieey Aad i have? thing she hus done and give you fool start the victrola or make fudge ae vounts the day before and had con- ut the nevk. A better poise ur other disturbances, which are %. During what war was Madison for reflection. 1 have known of men *t#'! © that Was the average {88 he had lent it to bis friend tN out th BA OE BG NEw purely mental. President of the United States falling in love with their wives only Weil, I'm glad you devtded So Paneer Bur oncranecken he de 0 {11 out the low-cut gown " It will always help you to bear because they have seen some other don't want to sce n alone y ts?” ash to rally to bis own defcuse in Gwe i yor tS 4. Which is the longer, a yard or a 1 : engagements?” asked iter a you | mative? a y Hip love with them—and cigred Marion. “Tom says be atraid you have the ALS waiaiitia'be e yout k mon ' an ie. mpage ks y tie Dee ptors cll but re , ome ha * girls rhen a es.” he sald, ne pluin ara Ige-Smith, She's nem be wat al at goes dow 5, What river forms a natural Don't forget that beauty can fade S48°0 g engaged ake mene . < VER CRIS ROME Bi oy ornpliment, tf g M sr ” y As ast Sa up, ay that if vehi | poundary between Washington and more quickly than anything in the “Just like a mani" vo ment ving und wants ® dient any mone an wikia, Buy ded Ariunnion etry tities Oregon? world, and that a big soul, a big spirit “Why didn't Tom tell us be know it, but young 50 so Pate HOUUL ATV WRORS 1 hy, i she @’ delesn . ML will: Be patient things: wil come | 6, What people originated the game {1 your home is a source of Satisfac- —spyyte cao thee lee ale of ‘Now I'vs caught one .f should say 1 w nul” Mis, ‘ : , out far better than you ever of lacrosse? tion that can ever be equalled. ne girl, just see if I can cateh Jarr declared. though L must say neg y ‘ sped for, IF you can hold ot "7. What is the most valuable prod- DoN't let it slip from your grasp, Don't Marion “But 1 don't think he would otpert You ought to be tos a are inare sted in show P Qleey pantie itp one ; a “the battle 1 ut peed aA AL meat valuable pro mo shout si ying. to urself, “How have told us if you hadn't cut him engagement rings too, and then nd my in inn how: I Fa na M j nisi sige nie ta) ‘a and face the battle line with dare 1 be 80 handsome!” Also realize ; et t see how fast the other girls would time ou don't even ask me &My, handsom nan, Ma a courage. 8. How many years are there in a that many women would not look at *2 fe wanted to lét me know thu ” iris Would vihat dela n “ ea n 0 o ; in {rom yal hat delayed me, For all you kne Why do you get th period called a chiliad? you a second time if you hadnt the al girls hadn't snubbed him because MHI Kn Pel pegs: cd Mar. L might have been. Us pasa naey couldarteucacGt Pe rakes ey uu ese fits of 9. How many States border on wherewithal to enhance your hand. he has red hair, so he confessed that ion f-om the next “lve often Sone young man.” ' afrtarget Mean | = No ona’ KaoweBit all Lake Erie someness. And if you lost your 2004 he and Bill both had Chicago gi Wha ine game thovent:” Who wast asked Mr J 1 5 sous h Y ° 8 all ge~ 10. How many States border on i0KS and your money, how many of "equa Ruy vol ad Chicage Binle” | Mgnt supposing a man finds a ele) But he cant ve. bu nly grinned tr niuses haye them, if that wild j Lake Michigan? them wonld run miles to comfort yon? | That evening the youn rie MeN ie likes better, what then!” persiste ove wad Hight!" Mee J ¥ sapprs am ; : nacle sou THe mreater the | ANSWERS MANGE GAS RAGA EITR TE MaINee anode ance data onan eecare Bl Ganeee sjecinredl., (Aen maulanit rare te | Bhd ae n man, the more melancholy, I \ 4 Oklahoma; 2%, 100; 8 1812; 4, chosen than the homage ota harem nae [NARs OR a Phannec! ny engce ' 7. 4 ve t i hold |} short, ag suid before, Greatness Columbia American In Miss Loeb's next article will be [Tel decided to take a , i tie the. ve @ ‘ ut eM He \ tread arn wnt As its penalties. } radium; 1,000; 9 four; “The Pretty Wife and the Homely Pegazy did her hest to t “ ayed with ping" Vinoare 1 King wor “ gy around? 1 go with | Wouldn't tt be gran: Your truly, Husband,’ with Tom Minton as spe woupted Te: Morrow—A Pleasant Surprise, shouldnt you have attentions paid know, before you bite my head off if 1 could go?” ALFALFA SMITH. 4