The evening world. Newspaper, November 18, 1921, Page 37

sats aye Sloping Shoulders Can Be Made an Attraction if You Study the Proper Way to Dress—Margery Wells Illustrates With Posed Photographs—This Page To-Morrow. A RAR HOM eI SE A AE EHH x, % More Re | Congress, Movie Relieve Suffering Citizens ductions | Men, et al., Can i * z i ‘ ‘ & Fewer Talks, Scarcer Film Salaries and Less Drives for Dough Will Please People. By Neal R. O’Hara. Coprright, 1921, by the Press Publishing ISARMAMENT caucus is all ve D over armor plate, prominent } are yowling for reduction nache battleships and skeleton arm. lems in many lands. But what the demands is something along these si Redaction in movie salaries—Lead- ‘Ying male screen gushers must be cut down to barrel of coin per day. Bathing girls must give up salaries and do one-piece work in front of tameras. Hollywood emotion Duch- esses must shed motor buses like glycerine tears, When pay day comes at studios now, ghost should walk with an awful limp. ° 1 All film stars have big heads with- out appearing Now ) deflation period has set in. ‘ has come to make pictures safe and t sanitary. Trouble with movies ts bum plots, As soon as modern scenario Gis written it’s shot—and usually de- + serves to be. But from now on every film plot must be cleaner than false teeth. Reduction of talk in Congress— Byes of Nation are on Congress, but ears are turned the other way. If Congresser must saive his constitu- ents, let him say it with seeds. Yokel statesmen seem to think that District of Columbia was named “after a talking machine, Congress should be a law-making body, not a speech-making outiit. When carpet-bag statesman opens his mouth he should say a mouth- ful and not a truckload. What this country needs is brains. But average Congressman only knows enough to get in the house when it rains. That fs how most of ‘em did get into the in close-ups. Time Fouse. If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, then a Congres m2? is still a good insurance risk. Reduction in farewell tours of Sa- in Co, (The New Yuk Evening World.) fine. But while diplomats parley citizens in surtaxable walks of life flock of unrelated items. Papier- ies will soon solve taxatious prob- freight-paying public on this side mple lines rah - Bernhardt seventh farewell ‘Sarah now threatens tour. Seems like that gal is always on her last leg. Reduction in high cost of living for lower classes—With alcohol for fuel and beer for ingredient, it's im- possible now for poor working man to run a chafing dish. Motor cars for rich are back on pre-war chassis, but rubber heels for laboring class are still two bounces above pa Right when bathing girl’s back is bare necessity of life, Censorship Board slaps a fadeout on same be- fore working man’s eyes can eat it up. Even guy that catches his own fish pays 40 cents a pint for roasted chestnuts bait he can get worms for Middle man must be eliminated if sons of toil have right to live. Middle man is usele: duces nothing. wasteful, pro- Only place for guy like that is upholstered seat in st Legislature. Reduction in drives for colles Every day is Tag D; ing alma mater. Innocent bystander on public street is now held re- sponsible for daily three meats of down-trodden learned classes. And whatever may be said against girls’ colleges, niy train their graduates for conducting endowment drives. Reduction of boudoir farces on Broadway—Most of latest bedroom pla for r y¥for some starv- they cer deserve storehouse room on of the season. Just becaus public is tired of decent shows does not mean they sigh for bedroom fixtures. Lingerie producers along main stem should give actors a chance to wear citizens’ clothes By Sophie Irene Loeb. 1921, by the Prem Publishing Co. Now York breaing World.) YOUNG woman signing her- self “Rebellious” writes to me as follows: 1 wonder if parents realize that they were young and fun-loving once? And I would also like to know 4f homes are just places to eat and pleep? ophree of my friends and 1 had planned to make a party, As I have pot been to a party or had one for a long time, I suggested that it be In y home. * “We live in our own house and we have a nice, big parlor with a piano and victrola, But what is good? ‘he shades are always drawn down and it looks like an undertaker’s funeral parlor. “We aren't allowed to cause the floors would be spoiled. 1 told my mother that we would be very careful and that we are no ables. “] don’t blame some girls for leav- ing home. I am only twenty andl do love good music and concerts, but I also like to dance and [ don't see what a home is good for if one can't entertain friends. “almost every day I am told that I ought to be grateful for getting clothes, especially when I am out of @ job. I am grateful, but I hate 10 be told it so often. “his is the first time I complained to anybody. Will you please write aq article on this subject so some par- uta would be more liberal with their daughters?” I don’t blame this girl for being rebellious.” More misery is caused by the restrictions put on the girl in the home than any other way—and boys as well. I kmow many women who have aa actual craze for keeping their homes immaculate and forbidding every- ting in them in order to keep tt that way—women who fear to let the sunshine or laughter into their par- dance be- jors. And what is the result? They actually drive their families away from home to some other piace where fun-making is not so restricted. I honestly believe that this great deare on the part of some women to heep things ” spic and span has po caused more trouble than any one thing, not only for children but for husbands as well, If there is any place in the world where young people ought to be pe: mitted to have their fun, it is in their own homes. Suppose the floors are marked up a bit, Suppose the furniture is moved around a little, It may take a litle effort to fix it up again, but there is the big satisfaction of knowing where (URL BH SH 9D Lo Can You SEI BES HE HSN HHA HH HHH SRR HIG RE I EH HE OH CE IH RD I HAT Beat It! WHERE (S MRS JOHN pal D) WITH MRS JOHN IS BACK - HURRY UP DINNER. ne r DANGER OR NoT I WANT YOU 2 Be HONE BY. Homes That Are Funeral Parlors that energy is outside follow. Thave had 1 is misg the ided, as home, then t trou ters from mothers wh marvel that their children get aw from them to seek pleasures, And those children, according to these mothers, have had “everything they wante: t they had had everything they craved, they Would not have left hom: Stern and uns ing parents jose th your child has been and what he has confidence of thelr children just by done—alko your husband, such acts as this Parents should even go a step fur- say spoil the floors save the. ther than that, They should urge childrens Let, thee eae eave the their children to bring their parties their own homes, Let them actually home. They should join in the fun- believe that there is “no place jike making and along with the good } * since many a person. tot time that is so desired is glad that their is no. pl All youth is full of energy, and if home, if it be too strict ‘ Ree He aca 8 BE Copyright, ANSWERS “TO QUESTIONS. Dear Miss Doscher: N reading your articles on | “Why Not Look Your Best?” 1 see you will ‘answer any question through The Evening World column, Please tell me how | can get rid of wrinkles about the eyes. E.R. F. The best way to remove wrinkles from the eyes is to be careful not strain them improper lighting at night to di- alread, in the be sure to by Massage according rections given, and morning to bathe the eyes with either cold water or else rub a piece of ice wrapped in a cloth over the face, This will strengthen the tissues. The best results can only be obtained by daily persistence in following these directions. Dear Miss Doscher: | have been greatly troubled lately with my nose and it is very embarrassing. When | am out- doors it is all right, but just as soon as |! go indoors it com- mences to get red and hot and HORT HHH HE METH ADORE BEE ae ae Be RE ag 8 2 HE LR HE ¥¢ Why Not Look Your Best? By Doris Doscher 1, by the Press Publishing Co, (Phe New York #rening World it very shiny, and 1 am ashamed to go out to a dance or any place. | would appreciate your telling me through The Evening World HOPEFUL. what to do. The membrane of sensitiv and throat is very nds of tempe at condition is aggravated warm temperature of t It requires persistent care to this anno but do not be discouraged, as it can be accom- plis Any disturbance of the di- Ke m first shows itse the ulimentary canal, and what is generally well known is that ¢ can be greatly eved by proper reg- ulation of diet The fact that your nose turns red noWs that you> circulation is In poor ndition, For this t he da downs, payi 5 attention to the back of the neck. Daily spraying the nose with @ mild antiseptic is also heipful Dear Miss Doscher: 1! have been recently troubled with my complexion. When | first apply powder it looks even ahd smooth, but later it becomes un- and shows open pores, dry- . blotches, &c. Can you give me a formula that will overcome this condition? M.S. Do try to ¢ the in ¢ F ealth and t kin will ree fleet this condition by clearing the m tions, A good « ty of vanishing cream lightly applied as a foundation for the pow give a smoother effect to the appearance. § 5) WHY JOHN | | DIDN'T KNow You WoRRIED ABOUT NE LIKE THAT pa The Heart of a Girl |: By Caroline Crawford Copyrtaht ry of a typical New York girl Vergy Dust ghteen, has just on a holiday afternoon, what a at rt is divides 0 love y if ‘ ne: we ‘or ten’ yearn Was the first thing you wanted to rea, Hein TAMING gow? You bet!—the monkey cage. HER FIRST PAY DAY, And there's scarcely a doubt but that ILL any business girl ever for- ordered their fll of salads, hot breag ROW You enfoy the capers of these mab the thrill, or thet frat pay. ses with all the indiscreet- Se!f-Same monkeys just as much 08 aha ol hungry youth, and watched ever, ‘Fess up. 80 come on with us nvelope? the typical Saturday afternoon crowds {4 the news circus and watch the No matter how small her first of the Avenue stroll by the window eouhinotor \ earned money may ‘Well, Peg, how does it feel to open “tls Of our notorious monkeys, be, every girl feela 2 PAY envelope?” asked Marion with lirst we have Mephisto, who re- a certain amount a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, rently broke into print because of his f pride and self- grinned Lepuy, Soul nnow it mat, non-abstinence and pre-Prohibition- of pride and self- grinne, bu jow it won sufficiency wh 1 have quite sum put away, Christ ary behavior, she receives he first week's 8 It is a time whe lary goose to tuck your ‘ ; avery red-blooded girl whispera to first earned money Into the bank,” Monkey, whose spec every re d t od 3 s 1 vrarriage of Volutel larion. “It's a sure sign Out of a bottle, found this beverage, he his means a ma aa love home and support heart and not a lead me to the altar, It means that man’s Peggy ripped open her a thoroughly business way, counted her for nd grit to her from x Fe ee ee ere asks (ea cane and: TIC eM ae te Marian oerMed bn ALE: By Roy L. McCardell # « five), tore up the part of the enve- on ; Copyright, 1921, by the Press Publiaking Co, (The New York Evening World) x lope which borehermame, and bustled | Malt, Of Mam ada oa he EFORE Mr, Jarr had left the the birds who got up the concert. out into the street. It was Saturday ji., feild her attention. for B house that morning hig good Atd then we went to the theatre last hoon and she was free for the day. mom was not un Ho on stoped he Hight, and to-night you were out to Should she deposit first money or the dopartine i ly bad informed hi at ehe tea at Clara Mudridge-Smith's, and u ; se ee cate nul be taking tea and @peruing the you said I could stay out. too,” should she celeb . ach the bank bright red feit evening with a@ friend, and he need Ibut at this Mrs, Jare only screamed Just as she was determin g whet at ow 1 ju i) 1 of monke fi n con home to dinner, and now on #nl amped her foot ‘a a Rabe an er to skip h and concoct an ere eld her spel) Da pretty temper, sha did not know 2 i on, ed Marion just how much that man would tm- the angrier downtown and go & als alocaauian'td n her good nature and how la\ Don't you speak to me! Don't you bumped into Marion Minton Sataneay GRABLE Paes) say anything more!" she cried “Weil, if this tsn't good fortune,” ailor, tossed up w iL o'clock when he came t her word)” Ke declared Marion, “I have been trying red hat on at just ng 0” cigar smoke. . Oh Apply eres Nae to get you on the wire all morning Mr. Jarre began: “You said you said Mrs. darr, calming ber und had decided to call yo t home wouldn't be home till late, swe se and speaking ly. “You hav tos town, and has a friend, Bill ba yu are a nice one geen ets ace inne Carver, with him, whom I'm just wild to cali me sweetie! Here her mood oH darling, about, They want us to go to the changed from cold to rain, “A nice “ ‘sweetie,’ ‘dearie,’ ‘tout- movies to-night. Now don't say yon ss I have made of my life!" she Hae aaon ee can't go or Ul] never speak to you sobbed, dabbing at the tears. “Throw- garr, weakening again,” ng myself away on a man who cares — "Would 1 use thei “But I cant" exc d Pegsy. “I 4 nothing for hia wife, nothing for his “Now you tickled to death. haven't a thing ‘Tha itt 1 children, nothing for bis home! Look fae aint on for to-night.” si w other wgmen are treated, having jy, me to do, so 4 then, sups we have a §20 ty good time and going everywhere, and say 1 ain sorry!" Mrs, neheon somewhere, I'm tired ©atravagant ind me a drudge and @ prisoner be. chired. “Oh, what's to be done lunching on pasty pafessed Ma- Shouldn't she een these f walls!” erat Hon anes mn, “And then let's browse about “4 regret : , “But looky, We were at elo leven tl saya tha anon pbb iit Mra, Stryver's m ale, the charity word, starts to s ‘dreadfully The two girls hastened up Mitt hat evening eer as chic aor @enotesis teats We ey dlantemaban te Avenue, sought out a dainty tea room, (Tomorrow: New Friends.) the nesta of our feathered friends and » L921, by th Press Publishing Co, Which Man Will Peggy Choose for a Husband? rather than a marriage for @ purse shal envelope in Sn —— COREA AADE 1 AEGND PAINE Bish SABE NDAD, Sree aaNO ARAN OU pepe seta cn By Maurice Ketten | HAVE BEEN PHONING EVERYWHERE To FIND You | THOUGHT YOu WERE LOST | DON'T WANT YOU TO BE OUT AFTER Sa, ear WORRIED ? DIDN'T IT EVER ENTER YOUR HEAD HAT | HIGHT BEE HONGRY Pte ay mas and birthday checks, but no t of money L actually earned my- Cuban wine! of an old 1 Several t RIED HE EME AO CE CR DR A i HCI HHH ROR HH 9 CHC HC HOH No Missing Links in These Monkey Tales! x bs) % ae] cone ait as etiam’ Spiele Oe eos poy Ba Fit 'New York Evoting World.) ¢ New York brening Wo eee BE Mt) ea HPN you were a kiddie and we taken to a menagerie 4 Oh, boy! how Mephisto did like his We must explain how this trained ty 1s to drink which has more kick in it than any Whose Fault Was It This Page, Fables MORAL :—Life for Men Another—They Are Than Shocking. Disappointed in Love? ? You Will Find a Remedy in One of Sophie Irene Loeb’s New Articles— Beginning Monday. a OO RI CG OO POM PO RO ROR SHOCK ABSORBERS for the Fair Is Just One Bump After More Shocked Against a By Marguerite Mooers Mar:hall. Copyriant, 1921, by the HI shock absorbers of the T human race, { am convinced, Are MEN! The male mind Seems to satisfy perfectly the dic- tionary definition of an automo- bile’s shock absorber— “A device designed to take up shocks, and acting in a reactionary © pacity.” ‘That's MEN! Life for them is just one bump to anguished propriety after an- other. Something—or some’ WOMAN—is constantly handing them a jolt, And there are apparently no limits to their “reactionary capacity! Here are a few of the shocks men have absorbed In recent: years: They were shocked When women put on slit skirts, And hobble skirts, And short skirts— ‘And now they're shocked worse than ever when tho girls threaten to buy knickerbockers. And not to wear any skirts at’ all! It was a large-sized shock to tbe average man (And he acted, most decidedly, “ta a reactionary capacity") When the female of the species told him she wanted to vote, He got a shock When he realized that her curls and her complexion Were the kind that WOULD come off, And he still argues that “the girls should be content with what the Lord gave them’ Quite forgetting that if HE were content with what the Lord gave HIM, hair would hang to his shoul- ders—and his beard to his waist! His Press Publishing Co, (the New York Evening World.) r The male mind registers and 4b- sorbs the shock, B Every time she smokes a cigaretté, Every time she says “damn,” instead of a mild and unsatisfying “darn,” Or rolls her stockin, Or earns $10,000 a Or cheats at bridge, Or gets a divorce, . Or quotes Havelock Ellis, Bernard Shaw, Sigismund Freud, Oe Marie C, Stopes, 3 Boccaccio, Or shaves her eyebrows, J Or participates in a petting party, Or admits that she likes whiskey? straight, Or reads a book Mr. Sumner thinks isn’t nice, Or wears a Gunga Din evening dress ery time a woman bobs her hair,, year, —“nothing much before and rather less than half of that he- hind, Or is arrested for speeding, Or runs for office, Or powders her nose in public, 9 Or suggests that mem, babies, kitch- ens are not, to put it mildly, un- mixed blessings. Why, It's a shock to a man livery time a woman LAU him-~ And how can she help it sometimes? Women, IT maintain, are the wild, in- surgent, revolutionary half of Me human race, . While men are far more shockéd against than shocking, } And may be trusted always to in a reactionary capacity,” Indeed, just as the sceptical frienas 1 oe of Satrey Gamp became c@a- vineed, beyond all doubt, 0 ‘That “there ain't no Mis’ Harris,” ° So [ am positive ‘That there Isn't any Mrs. Grundy—- But that MR. Grundy has stolen his wife's clothing! ve bootiegging hooch ever bootlegged in this country Mephisto. belongs to an animal show which arrived in the United States recently on board the steam- ship Ulua of the United Fruit Line. One of the sailors on the ship, anx- ious to test the ability of the monkey, gave the mischievous one a bottle of wine, Then the He broke ay monke business and riot e empty bottle rot, who began fun began. his chains, coerced Toto, to join his monte reigned on boar thrown at a curse. This to profanity enraged Mephisto, who im- mediately began to pull all the beau- tiful bright feathers of Polly. Armed with this plummage, he flew up the deck, proud as a peacock, The seala were his next victims, The bright shining of a seal offered a won- derfil sliding pond for My what a glérious chute chute it was until Friend Seal wearled of his playfulness and slid into the water “Toney” is the name of our secon’ him. to mes, while the girls were y strolling through a large department | store, Peggy almost broke into he money. A beaded bag first caught & her eye, The very fact that it matehed # a gown in color combination took ail aT, HHH HOT HHT HT The Jarr Family © ¢ did, net at Fs eH SORE OTE HEE HOS 2S STR YOR RORY 2% prominedes monkey in the He js a South African ring-taited monkey and for seven years has been * the pet of Mrs. Beatrice Wilder of No. #75 Huntington Avenue, Bostoy Now he is more than a pet to her He is a hero. One day last week, in the we hours of the morning, Mrs. Wilder was surprised by eman vis}- tor who had not 1 atl who attempted to atlack her. “Toney” sensed that the intruder was bdpt on no good errand, and as his owned) With a w screamed he opened fir r imself on the intruder ery he threw and sank his sharp teeth In the calt of the man’s leg. This the intruder’s turn to s Curtain! whe press, has gained Thousands are Q much discuased subject vital topic in the pulp: ture platforin and int rd Against t Hy a noted American physician, with an stroduction by Dr. dacab: ex-President American Medicaid Association The Book You Have Always Wanted; Clearly and Piainly Written, re New York dally says: “Thi vk is tha only popular book py hed in this country that deals with ine subject in a simple, thorough and authoritative manner.” Another paper say's gives U problem a cle: ished and thorou, ment.” THIS BOOK IS AN INVALUABLE POSS! SION. 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