The evening world. Newspaper, October 28, 1921, Page 40

. y ‘ % sadinppwnlaiionepiiaanmenesimaaaaa eta Joe Is Crazy—Like a Fox! 7 About x lays and P layers ee ee ware a mnure Low ! : HAVE Y' FORGOTTEN SHE'S : IT A MINUTE gp LOOK our THe window!) (eocut rach INSURED FoR, FIVE HUNDRED f HESE are piping times in vaud ning of “Golden Days” at tl COME OUT HERE Joe - 1 : ARE YOU GOING “To Leave SH. 1 io " DEALER. ONLY'| Se ville, ‘Tiere appears to be no /CiAiety Tuesday evening tn a body. Look WHAT You've DONE COMIN | DON'T “WE Cae STANDING our J | 'S HAT, ah eS va ae Fiery ?it ie iimit to the salary you can get iiuent of the club, has reserved the , GET 50 PEEVISH THERE ALL Nigitr ? WHAT You'RE. | OFFERED ME ‘ from the Keith interests or the Sh ats for the youngsters. When the | woman t uJ ] Et bert organization if they want you. crganization takes in new members os ‘ 7 To-day we are in a position to infor © applicant has to be properly You that ove Babe Ruth, of whom yo Haye sad may hav has signed contrac enlling for twenty weeks in Katt vaudeville at alary of $3,000 p week. At tle same time A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. sat Masterson to us one en und little gun makes | us noti you that one Will Rog the gun Chewing (Hm comedian. s come Basi to take a whirl at Shubert vaudeville FOOLISHMENT. also at $3,000 per week. Babe will be Phere wus an old fellow numed Pete teamed up with Wellington Cross, whe | Who nerer Will pitch jokes at Father Landiy bad boy him In scoran; comedy home-runs. Babe will sinp too—at his debut, anyway. Rogers | doesn't need anybody to assist him. / Kuow what you twunt; you like His “props’ consist of a pair of chaps carrots.” @ lariat and one wad of gum. Babe; _ and Cross will begin at Keith's, Bos FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ton, on Nov. 7 Ince} L. Robie (in restaurant)—How's would ect any meat, His cousin, Abe Gish, Suid, “You're cracked, you poor fish! 7 and come to th here a week later. Tommy Gray has | the chicken to-day? | been warming the battery up with| Waitress—I'n all right. How's yer some rapid-fire patter. Rogers will | SH? | start at the Shubert-Belasco, Wa ington, next Monday, with te Wines = THE BIG LITLE FAMILY Garden to follow. Incidentally, Nich , Altrock and Schacht, baseball cut- | FU il F VRE FoR VER | . “| ups, will be Tommygrayed into Ke:th | -AND EVERY TIME WE uN 8 GWE “THE, I SUPPOSE ‘You | | S | | | 1 vaudeville at the Prospect, Brooklyn Have COMPANY IMPRESSION “THAT “YouRE ue WANT EVERYBODY - creen ngs Monday. ‘Their salary not de | “ou ACT THE SAME A MARTYR —YWou TS THINK, You } A LIL SILENCE | By DON ALLEN PROM etweek. WAY = “ou Give Me 1 Sarean ! SUFFER IN 1 SILENCE WouLD BE A REAL = —— 4 3 THEIR “MYSTERY MAN.” 4 > PAIN INTHE NEC! / : PLEASURE “Tor me:# "The cast of “Just Married,” at he ae saat P =e Nora Bayes Theatre, has had a mys- tery to so ay moved to that hoyse. At every performance | they noticed a big man sitting in the same geat in the front row und they | all wondered why the wes always there. | He made it a practice vo come in near | the end of the first sit through | the second and leave as the curtain | rose on the final one. He never ap- | plauded and he never smiled. Last | night Dorothy Mortimer, of the cast 2 mide up her mind to solve “the my! tery of the fat man.” When the cur- tain descended after the first act she went out in a box and watched him. ‘he man arose, sighed and stepped tie Nutcase ane as) LITTLE MARY MIXUP_ ; After This, Mary, DON’T! WHOA, BAW! be cast together, : M ae mon, who used to draw “The mystery man!” she gaid ex- Fs 3) ) H ve DONT SOME CONTRAST. ' Want to do a little studying in! | contrasts? ' Just drop into the Capito! and gasp through Grant Rice's reel called |“Speed"—absorb some of the atmos- jphere—and then take a Broadway THA contrast, Ive ever since the p! SWEET MEMORIES. A movie fan gazed fondly at a 3 : |poster of “The Jolt.” He sighed and A TTT ut rf }somethin: pearled on his eyelashes. Z “Wot a name!" he almost sobbed. “Wot a WONDERFUL nam We looked closer. The fan had been reading the name of Johnny Walker. (The screen star, ef course.) a cartoonist but who is citedly “He—he's the bull fiddic ng ‘em, monkeyed with a \ player.” < vuzzeaw during the taking of his pane. wm \ PY 7 latest release, “The Sawmill." Now é HE SHOULD worRY! ene Nutinen | eee tas | lee | a or Har oiey aioe see ees Pheadore Kraemer, who wrote near. UNCLE EzRAS | {Now sHe Ss | SAYIN? DON'T | Nes He YA Te S itehded to sit hear the whirring saw, ly a » melodramas A. ‘oods \ i pe qe) | = A <s ut no ea produced in days gone by, has FounTAin PEN| | d { it 7 | Enc’ ONeH i fie Qs { ELL Mes but not THAT near 4 turned. from Euro: mil Ankem! { | \ a re i WHY DONT “You REX’LL BE THERE ns er mot him on Fit nue recently | 2: \o\ ZRA Yo | MET UNCLE E2R4 ! : “Writing anything?” asked = Mr.! ) is act Rex Beach “himself! will appea: on the stage of the strand Sunday jnight following the showing of his atest thriller, “The Iron Trail." He 3 going to Say a few words. ECARE NIEEON 4000. > Ankemiller. replied Mr. Kraemer. “Why stould 1? I've got enough money to keep me the rest of my life “Well, what are you doing? | “Oh, I go to the opera, visit the art | xallerles and read good hooks at the! | |} Do WHAT He \ WANTS “TS 2 “AL the Ami: All of which shows what the old} ten-twentythirty plays could do for an} author when they were the fashion, ster Tsuru Aoki, Goro Kino, Misao H. Konishi, Toyo Pujita and. of Sessue himself. Reads t Uke a Japanese telephone be | doesn't it? | MISS WYCHERLY IN IT. | Wycherly will head the | " by Susan Glas- peli, which will open at the Macdougal Hoarau cepa! KA TENA What a Tragedy! aid. is “a play, 8 which a woman YORE A FINE ON cay x 57 speaks.” From this we judge another "Rt ONE, Boss- Au, WHAT IF YoU CAN'T VOTE, KATINKA- YES LADY, THis WAS THe PLACE y ©\ DIDN'T You REMIND ME To = f i y To REGISTER, BUT You'Re Tap S ea OF ALL THATS OFF YouR MIND! yeas title would be “A Married lan’s Home.” " be @ mU REGISTER LAST WEEK~ Now T EAD LATE —THEY'Ve CloseD THE a A CHANCE To HELP YDON'T HAVE To READ PosTeRS WATCH SAMSON EMOTE. Samson is celebrating his tenth | birthday He s nde sixteen hi ds high and is as white as the driven snow. He's had many a prominent |part in the movies, but now he's sharing mors with ssue Hayals- Wes GER (ss) - | jawa in re Swamp, DO You S'Pose Tut Feet =] [ Ob, yes! Samson is 2 horse \F SOME UNWORTHY a Gal | GOSH, HOW APPROPRIATE! i OR LISSEN To ELECTION BILLY No CANARY Max Marcin, playwright, ia fre 2_ Books LONG Aco! SOME MAYOR AND a SPEECHES OR ANY THING — MAN IS ELECTED? nie Billy erase quently called "As he stood in rer - ASSEMBLYMAN GET A Bc caecagt Mae moter, 1 comedy the lobby of the Hijou Theatre last Foolish Age.” D Bight where his comedy, “The Night- he's called upon Sap” is the attraction, a young man = é ig Kily the song is s jot heard Milas in the door ana sald: "Good hers 4 Luckily the song is seen, net he: might, Cap!" There was much excite- i yy | —~ | AIN'T IT A ——? “Shame,” a pteture new to Broad it popular prices, will be the at traction at the Capitul next we ment, but could learn not)ing. ~ VANDERBILT GETS IT. Bugene O'Neill's latest play, “Anna Obristie,” wiil Le presented by Arthur Hopkins Wednesday evening at the Vanderbilt Theatre, ‘This probably means that the New York opening ¢ DISTRIBUTE HAPPINESS, Children of the Stage Chi performances two ‘Chickens, the new Monteone month in different hi McCarthy-Tierncy musical plece, will distribute joy and candy ttle patients who ca their cots to visit the he delayed a while. Pauline Lord, George Marion and’ Frank shannon woe! have the principal in the O'Nelll play on oy a a a ‘ rE ; ; HE'LL PROBABLY CONSENT. errors ; e Alexandre Oumansky, Capitol The sina atre ballet master, has been ap- L RHYMED PROPOSALS } . proached by a motion picture produ seal £ ing firm with a request that, he L. B. of Harlom accepts Anna of] o. giana eee cape than hate a, centr sttex Meira, ne |) rick of Tadlenapnla, ay tne Me | TODAY S STORIES, finiow ‘them to sereen the historic Seer Sises you, my children! is Skinner is now @ member b f ; ) ; ballet heherezade” as it's being the Sound View Golf Club. |LOOKED LIKE PERPETUAL Mo- | danced &® the € foital Oumansky {8 William Morris wil act with Will- And the reporter did not have th to use them even to the exclusion Bee what L. B. writes: |heart «to suggest the shorter route.| of the rapidly increasing taxi- | thinking it over, Oh, Anna, dear your call I hear; am Gillette in “The, Dream Maker.” | For BI was in command | cabs. They were pom forte ble, and | TION. aes You're the answer to my prayer, George 1. Stoddard hag written a| : | eae iE one wed Fee ee rcciine | AA DARE O89 Champ Clark was in STILLS. 1 er. | yketch, “Lollypops,” for “The Green- $e ‘ BOLSHEVISTS AT WORK, | could avoid the merve-racking | a lide dalnsourl Gown ahaa al gun -ecimuss aaa tapes aha oare oe Forget your sighs; just dry your eyes.| wich Village Follies. x Two Civil War Veterans Mar-|apparentiy Bin's junior by a few| “In the schools of ‘Transylvanta, wren Apandy, ene aenee BAe | farmer and his wife came in to|a groceryman in “Little Lord Faan- » Be mine, oh, maiden fair! pel N Macernacs hae mate, pad velling at the Progress of | ’°a7®: Bolshevists have been spreading their! pack number in New York, and |see their first pabsenger train. While | tlere has been. poeeged “to Pley a You're just the type; the time 4s ripe,| he's going again. / ; gr The tra{n hesitated at Mott Haven, | propaganda among the students," re-| the city's great distances have |they were Inspecting it the engineer |‘!miliar part in Th, A. Walsit Ting. No further shall you seek. Johnny Dooley is entering Keith New York Can Think of | and the two veterans leaned toward | ports Cletus FE. Jennings, American! made him almost useless. But | ang the fireman leaped Into the cab,|{he Atlantic and Pacific chain @tores a : ‘ vaudeville. So is Emily Lea, the y~, |the window eagerly. Below, a utream|Coneul to Bucharest, who |s at the| occasionally I see a cab standing |i ea some coal, pulled the are also angling for his services The love you crave for you I'l save| Gancer. It Only as They Saw ’61)or automobiles was passing to and| Pennsylvania. ‘They work upon the| by the curb. No one seems to mhovelied ip ‘some. coal pulled: the) are ¢ nating mI Mera, Night, day and week to week | Grace George has begun rehears- > from the Madison Avenue Bridge. dislike of a proud people to be in sub-| want It, and I wonder how on |throttlé wide open and started at a cane one aati pie ling in “A Royal Scandal.” She will] While Passing Through It| “see atl the n said jim, |jugation to any other nation, and| earth driver nd horse make | rate of thirty miles an hour, es!” answered ; appear as Marie Antoin “Rnd look over here,’ ordered hill, {there 4g little concealment of their ef-| °nough to pay, for their susten- | «what do you think of it, Abner?” : Rend then comce Herman &. of] Conway Tearle ls to be starred in| ON Way to the Front—} pointing down to a train crow | forte to stir up animosity against the| ance.” Are the farmer's wife inquired | Novak has completed her firs! hap a wife, Read [he Mad Dog," which the Messrs. | Fe .|Which was riveting in the adjacent nian Government. | Be” atnd\a We cite tion (Gate eeetnar nistut'e neiated tno it, girls, and le ¢ what we can do} Shubert will Jaanch in Stamfora to-| Western Buyer Reports!|track. Both watched the workers in-| “The constant warfare and unrest| ELECTRICAL LIGHTS WILL = | .iy"0, studied the situation care- | starring piety elated Phar for hints He seems to prefer Mary | night ; . nese in ve [tently. And as the train passed over | in Roumania and Hungary has al: | GLIMMER. ta ola oe of wee amine oe Te olttest Bey Wat Javersiok man ATS wala ral Last Waltz” will reach its Good Business in West. |the Hariem River, the drawbridge most done away with an but “Many of the Httle hamlets in!curve, a 0th performance at the Century to- | by then rep! 1 the producers. dhs \the next brid lowly openins, | ness," he went on, on. wien properly tempted. Look y Tne avi ev ow! a Jandy, the er stop ‘er in} almadge sistena a nt t's the theatre's record {annie attenti matters look good on the surface,|Norway have never known what) ‘ jee Atop Ian in BI AaS Saas} I love your eves, Gwynne Davis js understudying By Roger Batchelder. [otnis ts aspretty big elty now,” said| there Is always an undercurrent of [WMotric Mghts were like,” reported | oie; 4."—Cleveland Plain Parr esa a vate ¢ As blue as skics, Sister Aun who je wiih, Wem) mney vat in the amoker of the | Bill. ae Wifeeling.” Lieut. Col. Jens B, Stenje, U. 8. ..| on ee ensand Constance te already ain : 4 a ‘ ¥ n e “It sure is, Jim." | who {s at the Astor after a trip MAKIN. i ng westward. She will be followed ze I love your every feature, The English Club of the University | train from New Haven, two old men.| 1) e 805.00 ow York on rara{OUR NORMALCY DEPARTMENT, | vio Je St tie itor atest ti | MAKING IT EASY ; rand. Sho will be tonewed From head to toe, Jof California has made Margaret | with drooping white moustaches and | g.casians—that Was evident—but trey | Mrs, FE, W. Cade, at the Waldort |('0Us Beandinavie. | cit 4 | KILLIPER desing that the Natalie, now Mrs, Buster cay 5 J Anglin its Llustrious, Advisor lao fe buitena ln than lapsla “AR|ceatindica thinker onis’ ae ties cite lanece Gin wceart Watts for reotmonta | a pnelee! leon. tnot. ta) harness) (20) picture be hung to the right of| Keaton. ] Rey OH. - | eae, Pe ! War veterans] the train went through the commut-| through which they hd passed sixty | ep, Pali a Part tetenl reports | Waterfella for electrical purposes, and the door; Mr. Killifer wanted] Marchese Alfredo di Bugnano, You ere a dazzling creature gt night, celebrating Roose-|ing towns they talked casually, ‘but | {ors age, on thelr way to Washing+| 112) pu sinese (a booming thie year, before long fae. remote vileans BA it hung to the left. For once the hus-| member, of ne ieten Deneie. Ge ‘i it = ay | tO a e688 pe ar. |have their lgh ems. Bioelcaaa guscen 1. ? id i e 4 My happiness atte will leave “The Green. | 2% #0on a8 it entered New York they) “They stood outside the gate in the) “Our September business showed a| rica, also, will be electrically operated Bang proved to be the more Inssenl | Arms Conference Theodora” et Mes in your “Yes,” wich Village Foilies" this week, Gor- | 2e0ame vestly Interested in the view /Grang Central, and the reporter f inereass over That of the anme eo, are few unemployed in| man, was summoned to hang tie pic |ieeg ee emerald, He Bias she Ben at , orter | stopped to listen, month in 192,"" she sald, “and Oc- | Norway, cluded a busi- 4 ite m1 Just send the word ta Bide, |40R Dooley will succeed him. |, [aon UE Taner x Poe rapartar wi Rhe wo this way to Brooklyn," said| tober's figures for’ lmst ‘year. were| Norway Wee'mend, Wages remain| ‘ure, sccording to Mr, Killifers order.) Bult Montana is sald to te the TM atick like glue wit hold fe annual, reception and | ory BHT ced pie neh MP | yim, pointing toward the Lexingzan| caualied ten days ago, and this was) about the same as during the war.” TAA cree toa ts Heng | Rominlicat man on the soresn,. lore 0 t | ‘Avenue subw w spite of the warm weather of earl . h he 4 | bod y a he other day anc! & only you show At she Central Opera Woueeiter! ive, Bil anid one in a loud Ratua sonia dlenanted Bia with | fal which, was expected to asa | ae ees reine thet ap Bull knocked im Into the middie Wil be my loving bride apt. on aaked for esate to '"The| voice, “pretty econ we take the sub | authority aah one hee | the’ sales of our department.” FARTHEST FROM HOME. y are you driving tha second Ge ane wf — White Headed Boy" last night, say-| way to Borough Hall.” | ad f ion of the shuttie * a9 8 E rhe “New Yorker For a Day or Two" |" "Why, boss, dat's to save me de| giant, makes Maciste look Iike on THE CLUB TO ATTEND. ‘ng he was from Balycolman, where | ."" objected Bill strenuously, “we ‘ agreed his com- AS OTHERS SEE US. who is farthest from home to-day is| trouble of bringin’ de ladder to-mor-|Thumib's little boy. He stands ov. EL Ag lB oq jibe owes are laid, | Manager Joh Te eee, ment inee oe ee panion, picking up @ small, faded | have noticed the gradual |X. R, Vakll, who te at the McAlpin.| row when you come ‘round to delgeven feet high and is built in per , BH zee composed |C. Iisher, snowing imen | 60 to Fla J Pooky suitcase. Then, lapsing into the ver-| passing of the “seagoing’ hack in | His home town, Bombay, is nearly 10,- | missus’ way of thinkin’, said Henry. oe Uittle girls, attend the doesn't exist, fust lau, 1 “all right, Bill,” agreed the other,!nacular of the war which came more ‘ew York,” remarked T. K, Hen- | 000 miles from Broadway. \ | --Harper's i fect proportion. Just wait a that ‘Poy grows up, " . N ALE OH TT ES ami ee Yo . _~ — fae ae