The evening world. Newspaper, October 27, 1921, Page 25

i Jobless Now Face Problem of Going to Work : $ it Pays to Advertise if You Want to Attach Your- self to a Salary. THE EVENING WORLD, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, By Neal R. O’Hara. Copyrigh!, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York byening World.) : NEMPLOYMENT out of the Situations Wanted column. Statistics now reveal for the seventh time this week that no man should be out of work with- out advertising the fact. When a guy has a $10,000 limousine he can be Pardoned for tooting his klaxon, But T may keep a good man down, but it can’t keep him when a guy is hoofing around on flat heels, that 1s also the time to blow his horn, Best set of hoofers in to: day's ads are these: OZZINGTON BWAMP, cultured, re- fined and splendid, desires position where talents may filt with abandon. Six years’ experience as a sachet salesman and a World War veteran fn the knitted goods department. Berved as strikebreaker in the mil- Mnery strike of 1918. Letters of rec- ommendation in any tint. Mr. Bwamp is willing to toil in any restricted ,meighborhood where traffic’ cops have @ dulcet tone. . BXPERT REPEATER desires work for coming Election Day. Willing to @o piece work on both sides. Rec- ord of having swung any ward round on twenty-four hours’ notice. Author of “Now Is the Time for All Good Men to Come to the Aid of the Party” and “Dead Men Mark No Bal- Jots, but Oh, My!” Phone, Bryan 99121 or 99122. If one is busy try the other. Do your criss-cross shop- ping now. MYRTLE DILK, two years’ tough experience as chorus girl and track walker, wants permanent job for four or five weeks where salary is prac- tically the same as promised. No one-night stands need apply. Work in bakery or beanery desired, but no objection to sardine factory. Inex- perienced in food shop work, but will- ing to rehearse for several weeks free. Change of costume three times daily if desired. No good offer re- fused except dax checking privilege in one-arth iunch. Telephone Worth 0000. COLLEGE MAN wants light and airy work with concern employing luscious stenographic force. Willing to start at top and be thrown down. College studies included three years in freshman class and post-graduate work with sophomores. Handy at composing cheers, leading torchlight parades and kidding manicuties. Has had five weeks’ training as song plugger and ten minutes’ experience with Thomas A. Edison. Anxious to learn trade that leads to exclusive roadhouses, steam yachts and di- * vorce notices on front page. No of- fer refused. Will even work in cloth- ing house where you save $10 by walking up one flight, provided com- pany furnishes employees’ elevator. Phone Sunnyside 1831 any time af- ter 11 A. M. FATHER OF SIX grown-up chil- fren needs work to keep them in evening clothes, Wide range of prac- tical experience. Front boy in bell- hop department. Middle man in canned goods trade. End man with minstrel troupe. Can fit anywhere Has taught cornet playing for eight weeks in as many neighborhoods. Wauld welcome job where declining momory is an asset. Worked as plumber’s helper for solid year and never once forgot to forget the tools. Also worked as coal yard weigher from 1850 to 1900 pounds to the ton. Address R. F. D. 12533 Spud Lane LAZARUS GROOP, all thinker, bouncer and patriot, {s eager any around for congenial work anywhere, anj "time, anyhow. Mr. Groop Is the chris. tener of fourteen successful break fast foods and many famous brands ed WHAT”? You? Know * Copyrigh!, 1921, be the Press Publis (The New York Evening World.) QUESTIONS. 1. Which State of the United States leads in herring fisheries? 2. Which State ranks first in the production of flaxseed? 3. Which of the American colonies was the first to make coins 4. To the growing of what kind of trees is the largest part of the nur sery business in the United States confined? 6. By what ancient nation were the first obelisks made? "6. Of what material is an oboe made? 7. Of what material is an ocarina bmade? ®. By what other name is the Japan Current known? 9. What important American river begins at Pittsburgh, Pa.? 10. From what is oleo oil extracted? ANSWERS. 8, Massaciiusetts; fe 6, wood; 7, clay; 8 Kure Siwo; a, Qbio; 10, beet tah = _ of shoe polish. Now open to engage- ment in any trade where hours are from 8 to 6 and pay 1s from 6 to 8. Per week. Mr. Groop is willing to shave and massage clothing dum- mies in addition to other executive work, Address 4831 Park Avenue Write or walk. uv Keeping Well By Frederic I H. Robinson Copyright 1821, by the Press Publishing Co, (Tae New York Evening World.) How Would You Stop a Nose Bleed? HERB are many “old fashioned” T remedies for stopping nose bleed which have stood the test of time and the tolerance of the scientifically minded. The first ones that occur to us are those which concern the placing of the ice-pack or of cloths wrung out of cold water. ‘These are methods of checking nasal hemorrhage that really have no equal. The fce-pack or the cool bandage may be advantageously placed at ths base of the skull, over the temples, over the jugular vein, on the nove itself, over the forehead or in the armpits. If one of these bandages falls to stop the bleeding’ it 1s well to use cther clcths, or, if neces- sary, to apply 1ce-packs at all points of the body which have been men- tioned, . Grandmother's device of having one raise the left arm high in the air the while cool bandages are applied is not without worth It is well to hold the head far back rather than to permit it to bend low over a basin. Sometimes tiis aimple method has its value: place a waa of paper or cloth over the gums of the front upper teeth and bend back the head. If the case 1s obstinate, while awaiting the arrival of the phy- sician who has in the mean time been summoned, {t is advisable to plug the nostrils with absorbent cotton. An occasional nosebleed should not cause any ¢ Dad Learned More Than Spelling in the Old “Blue Back”! - -s- Evena Pin Could Point a Moral, and a Bubble Adorn a Tale By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. Coprright, 192, by the Press Publishing Co. HEN Dad and Gran‘dad studied th’ W pell down" everybody else in the spelling mat uble over such jawbreakers pipedon,” that wasn’t all they learned sinfulness of disobedience, of pride, of hand, the shining virtues of love and Through the courtesy of Louis M. Dillm President of the American Book Company, The Evening Worid has come into possession of two of the old-time spr One ts a “Mc 1 by the Guffey's,” 1 same hand y's First Reader, Evening wre already des World. ‘The full t of the speller is “MeGuffey's Newly Revieed Ke! tic Spelling Book: Showing the Ex- act Sound of Hach Syllable, Accord ing to the Most Approved Principles of English Orthoepy,” The book published by Winthrop B. Smith ot Cincinnati, one the partners of the fir f Truman & Smith, thas frst ' The copyright date is 1846 Moned speller is les as the “Blue r of its cover, and ured by no less a person in Noah Webster, the min who ar- 1 the famous dictionary. ‘This Beat It! sve By Maurice Ketten Fables for the Fair | The Master of the Home 5 By Marguerite Mooers Marshall “ 1 ih, 1821, by the Preas Publishing Co, (The New York Bening World.) } Moral; It Isn’t a Master—Iit’s a Mrs! DON'T Go To THAT WICKED CABARET DON'T WORRY | WON'T Go o- ? I WONT! oa {| WOULDN'T RUST ANY HUSBAND, MRS JOHN (Tae New York Evening World.) and learned how to ed teachings as to the spelling book was published in 18 right here in New York, by D. Apple- #and pictores o McGuffey Read) 8 Lesson 182, “One of the boys who is flying this is looking at told him that IT'S No Place ) FoR A MARRIED GoTo THAT ee PIFFLE LIMITED You LOOK ! PALE JouNn! YNSBE'S, WHAT'S THE \¢ ( 5 RR. ) | SEE MY MOTHER | COMING IN « teeling and heaven is the only ant place that will not pass a THE DISOBEDIENT BOY. while, iu on over, and s nothing Ieft but pain. How little boy b ippy again | you. He must not conceal hat he has done. He must go to lis mother and tell her all about tt. He must let her see how sorry he 3s, hat he has done wrong, and must Then his moti rive 1 love him, ana will De hapr $0, when we haye done wrong in 4ny way we cannot be happy until we epent of our sin and forsake it.” There ts another story which is almost a8 much of a Terrible Warn ng as je of “The Whiskey Boy, printed the other day In The Evening World. This recital deals with the “First Wrong Step” of a young thiet “Once a little boy in school," w read, “was too lazy to st und thought he would get a pin and stich it into the poor files. But he had no pin. So he looked round and saw one on the sleeve of a boy near him He looked round again, and when n ne w him he put out his hand nd to t Bat u to way, You st “ke was pol fouad ou, aad Lae He did not w , and so on from bad to worse, hy whit hilosoph!- The Seap \idren to-day b as boys and girls blew one canno ost of our ten of the moral known fact that ap bubbles are pretty but do no seriously with most things In ver beautiful they It is just 60 they muet perigh. Our bodies w nth bubbles “Love is tne only pleasand ‘ the bubbl axiomatic sti each day's long c. renting wish for good laws they may them bh 1 men. and produce dise atory to character stroy lext Saw And all the books they s died world; the one last le yw soap beautiful — ay like In the “Blue-Back Speller” the pill of morality is not even. sugared the coating of fiction It is admin- istered “straight.” in the form ements, at the end of fin of words. Here are a few of such virtuous ntiments—many of them would do Saloon League: rs inflame the blood “Christian humility is never derog “Rum, gin, brandy and whiskey are destructive enemies to mankind THE SOAP BUBBLES the Michigan bench, tion! Fw the comparative safety of This js not rebellion, this is revolw * A learned and dauntiess judge has told the world That a husband is master in his own home; That he is the head of the family, ‘That he has the right to regulate his household And to exercise general control of the family management. Worse 'n that Right here, over here in Brooklyn, A plaintive wife assures us That her husband's “home rule” read: “He who pays the bills must be bos: WHAT'S the world coming to? The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell. Copyright, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. {Tbe New York Evening World.) HB day before it had been Mrs. I Hickett, and now {t was Mrs. Rangle who had dropped in to tell Mrs. Jarr her troubles. “And so I am afraid Mr. Rangle won't come home,” Mrs, Rangle con- cluded with a sniffe. “Well, it does the men good to quarrel with them once in a while, otherwise they would just Impose on one all the time,” said Mrs. Jarr phil- osophically. It wasn't her husband and it wasn't her quarrel. “Oh, yes, a tiff doesn’t do any harm; but there is danger if it is carried too far," whimpered Mrs. Rangle. “Mr, Rangle is really the most patient of men—and who was it said ‘Never go too far with good, natured people; they y forgiv It, was the Bible “or Shakespeare, wasn't it?” “Yes, L think it was," replied Mrs. Jdarr with calm impartiality, "And the trouble is that If Mr. Rangle gets nervous he starts to drinking, and the stuff men get to drink these days from pbootleggers makes them sick; and besides it costs so much, And all Mr, Rangle will say When he does rink is ‘What do you expect a man to do if you keep picking at him all the time? ‘Men, married men especial are always looking for an excuse,” said Mrs. Jarr. “Stull, when things run too smoothly for them they just im- pose on their wives, Besides, they appreciate a quiet hoine when it isn’t quiet, and are apt to say, ‘Let's kiss and make up; don't you need a new dress or something, dearie?’"" “But L wouldn't ivise any woman to start a quarrel deliberately because she wanted %« ning,” remarked Mrs. Rangle dabbing at her eyes with a wisp of handkerchief of that fine quality that even the woman of mod- est means always carries with her to ery into in compan Well, look at Clara Mudridge- Smith,” remarked Mrs, Jarr ne has charge accounts everywhere, but her ws when th pat the end of the mont just makes ler old man's life m able for him so he won't blow her up about the bills. She makes hig life such a horror for him with her tantrums at such times that he has to go down on his knees and beg her to forgive him “(tis just the same with Mys. Stryver. She drives her husband wild if she sees he is going to u row about her charge acco! Sti t must be grand to be rich «nd not have to scheme when one ne ne coat or a new dress or any like that." ‘What would you do ff your hus- band had as much money as Clara Mudridge-Smith’s husband or 11s Stryver's husband?” asked = Mrs for one thing, Vd dress ste 1 Mrs, Jarre, tort At least | have a figure and that's lore than t! ve. Yo fat Mra. Stryver is, and Clara Mud ridge-Smith has one shoulder than another big bones as s And Mrs, Jarr kno and he as though wu scious of it, thrust out a pretty Lttle foot. “But, what would you do if your hu d was rich, Mrs. Rangle?”? ghe added “I'd have my breakfast bed every morning of my Mrs. erved in © emphatically I thiak, and enj Yes, wouldn't that be sweet?” said Mrs. da Well, ex emarked Mr ne, if 4 et ET, For has it not been agreed and cow enated, these many moona, inthe . American home ‘That the boss is—well, whom do YOU think, gentle reader? Probably it is because the HUSBAND is master in his own house That he has just lived through the annual agonies of fall housecleans ing, That he dresses for dinner, no mat~ ter how tired he feels, That he welcomes beneath his roof tree his wife's most obnoxious rele atives and her most spiteful friends, That he buys a new party dress for daughter instead of a new winter overcoat for himself, That he brings his wife's morning coffee to her bedside, ‘That he takes her dog to walk, ‘That he allows her, without protest, to spoil his funniest stories by tell- ing the point too quickly, That even when she bobs her hair he doesn't yip, That he patiently drags himself to highbrow concerts and to lectures on psychoanalysis, because she-de- mands his escort, Mi That he asks meekly for a night out—or, if he takes {t without ssk- ing, meekly submits to a tongue lashing, on That he punishes the children for disobeying — NOT his — but their MOTHER'S orders, That—if she chances to be a write ing person—he suffers her to make copy of HIM, That he submits to having his mat opened, his friends censored, his personal expense account limited, his impulses thwarted, his eyes blinded—his body, mind and soul kept in leading strings “So long as ye both do live!” a Once there was a man named Joh Smith, Who told every one in his office That he was the original caveman in the home, That HIS wife obeyed HIM—yes, py gum! Until the men who were tired of hearing him talk Flung themselves upon his prostrate form . While one called up John Smith's house on the telephone And asked John Smith's little daugh- ter Mary: Which {is the boss !n your house— your mamma or your papa?” Then little Mary, who, like little George, could not tell a lie, Answered very distinctly: “My mamma!” Yes—that IS the answer— That is how America has SOLVED the problem Of “home rule!” How to Reduce; Your Weight By Doris Doscher : “ Answers to Questions. * ILL you kindly tell mej World my correct weight | and how | can reduce? | am a young lady of nineteen, ant! 5 ft. 1 in. in height and weigh! 125 pounds. ! seem to find great difficulty! in’ breathing, although | take enough exercise, Is it possible me to at in height? ANNE F, One hundred and seventeen pounds {s sufficient weight for a girl of your i age and height, but ten pounds over- weight Is never enough to worry about. T iifficulty you find ‘in breathing may be due to several auses. In the first plac at you know w to bi operly there igue or be out no feeling of t ten sas will nimble the spine ning the bar. Be vepy areful low sit and walk, as the icy to round shoulddr, ! am a memter of the Kiddie Klub and almoss eleven year | weigh 102 pounds and am Sreet inches in height. Kindly tell me if | am underweight and how much. CECILIA. ¢ You are very tall for your age en@ slightly underweight for your ms not for your age, and this is @he that you have grown Al girl that has grown as wll as you have for your age mus be very sure to get to bed early and to drink plenty of milk and take otter ight, nourishing foods, Will you please be ki enough and let me know throu the columns in The Evening Wo! my_correct weight? My heigh# is 5 feet 3 inches, and age they 1 Ff. years. My present weight pounds. Cc. A Vor your age and height yor weigh about 44, pounds anet ' ene ew eee ee , 4 4