The evening world. Newspaper, October 17, 1921, Page 22

ey cr arperer rer . MONDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1921. | 2g ee re RN rere ene ne ee wrrnim Will He Ever See the Car? | THE NEW PLAYS JOE? 3 “CAR AY Guess 1 BETTER “TAKE EDS AdVC ‘| yi ” AND CALL UP His MECHANIC | “itis OL! The Fan BOILER SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBCDY WAS . . U ‘ int m A Flirtatious Comedy eee APART By CHARLES DARNTON ——— —NEAH —— 1 WANTA GET A ROUGH ESTIMATE ON WHAT YOU'LL SOAK ME . SHE'S GOT A PISTON SLAP, ONE oF T'CONNECTING Rob Bean’ INGs HAS A KNOCK, AND SUMPN'S MAKING 4H — AS NEAR ASIC FIGGER IT wITHouT SEEIN! “TH CAR — --OH — ABOUT 7 Two HUNDRED Bucks ‘y say! \m Not Tevin’ To SELL vou Th'car - (m “TeYin' To GET —_'v_ FIXED wt Salicgues N FRANCE «& clever woman can d>} 4 almost an. pleases wit | si safe. Vainly t sping, poor Blanche fs quite the a man funniest creature in the ply. miind being Miss Spong is a huoyant Gisselle, @a he is amnused, . n{ and with all the men telling her she is ble and all the other! n delights to hear, st Je opportunity to play the eo doth sides, proof of this pleag. | telicious, @nt truth ts furnished by Robert Flers and G. A. de Ca Anoce aver W ¢ Fan.” ia which | quet he time of ly MacLaren, who ag the rejected suite omedy ts fous only to 1 Spong is havin at the Punch and Judy Theatre. | accepted aft ts As {ts name implies, “T an” ts Aft ofessional’ grow atrice Mil flirtatious edy It wa a gent frail Blanche, and Eva breeze of impropriety, then watts i, 1 ui have been naugh- to be good and a uld anything 1 mple and verty has more talk than situ ich of it is bright chat- She isa woman of ex- | —— aseeni a —s ' oe re tveuaiymenr, LHE BIG LITTLE FAMILY That a “Reason,” or an “Excuse"’? in France, Her secret dies in the fact [ — = ————— ——$ cama that she docs everything by kindnesa. — =f 4 . a she finds her friend’s husband - = a s = Tf she finds her Sai I's hus’ : J mak a Millon! mica =) i oe ‘ MIGOSH a ? ottre® Wottinn ate tales SoM THE SMITHS \ J i . Sen PaateD Cause \ |/ WonDER WHAT ) | . ; m, gets him securely in her Have. SEPARATED Nov x d 5 7 ARRIACE \ clutehes, and then graciously hands | BECAUSE OF A 4 lal — ; eed nee oe \ \S THE REAL Cause * ta GE ) | By Don Allen. to hts wite., she ts real MISUNDERSTANDING)( ALE NAY peeks “Ss Lai aaa OF SOMUCH Divorce) { HY ER LC expect! : missionary, working unselfishly, vet : DEAR i = wet F 3 NN Rn ? SKINNER WALKED ‘ROUND. having a pretty good time of it her- ~ . a 2 sit was on a bus self. Of course, there are limits to S« : uw O' SKINN ing expedition in the “3 ? with a party of friends. {had no outfit, | were carrying cxecss baggage as i” hirsute adornment was concern & ie wh coupled with old, tot haki hunting outfits, did not make her activities, for Yrench house party is a little more than one woman can handle. For example, there's the Blanche, a sad case indeed. too, has a husband, but she trave zors in ight timidity makes her pe tor the most © appearaict gee eh hie ae in the world, fectly At the mere ap Ie Ges upon proach of a man she feels herself slip- A be He-wah ie sawed-off shotgun, had been ordered to keep olf all trespassers, When saw the hunting party ‘alled upon them ty ha trampled the ice sprouts, Skinner, ping, yet no hand is stretched out to save her. ‘There iM wild appeal M1 her eyes as one man after another vsk her to go for 9 ik around the fish + pond, but go she does until finally in ‘: desperation she announces she must go| LITTLE MARY MIXUP | home. ‘There can be no doubt it is the | only plave where she can feel reason. | words had y » browsit shoulder and shouted: "am posted! Stop wha 9 ae ees . ’ YEAH. RED “PAINT ~~ , 1G a vr stop FOR SOME Paint : > 7 { CHANCE — dae asK oNeLe 30S we Wont te aitin I GorTa ert RED PAINT Pte Bay FOR THe BART NO EERITOAL LOO Al ALL THe WED PAINT OFFA MY RED WAGON. /and Players _By BIDE DUDLEY _ is hie?” asked th 1 den’ cach ef le um he cain't cross DIS ests he roprosents hawe de- cided to build np more the- atres until the outlook for stage amusements becomes brighter “Tha theatrical business is in too precarious a condition at this time,” said Mr. Shubert. “We had planned to erect twin houses in West 49th Street, between Highth Avenue and Broadway, to be called the Sothern and the Marlowe, but work on th will be held in abeyance. Theatre ad- raission prices are undoubtedly due for a revision downward, but bow can we reduce them when the over- GEE, OUR DAUGHTER'S TELEPHONE AGAIN! ji q - Tee-Hee-e-) bn TELL Him TLL BE THERE vears ago we ured to pay a clearer] | [HOME FRort COLLEGE ONLY THAT'S THE SIXTH CALL E Tose EN ep IN A SECOND, Boss! chairs on the stage. Now he gets $4.” Mbreihedtne TRY NAME — JUST SAYS FLATTERERS! It is announced, however, that the Messrs. Shubert have taken over the Masonic Theatre, Louisville, and re- named it the Shubert. They will jamnch it as a Shubert house with Olga Petrova in “The White Pea- cock.” This house has undergone ex- tensive alterations. J: SHUBERT says the inter- HOME NEYER LIKE THIS. IS arms and legs were spread octopus. His elbow jabbed to the chin of the man seated be- tim in the Sixth Avenue L train He tovk up more room than a woman ina lunchroom when in repose, ‘Then he dec qt rete He unwound fashion of & matn released. ‘The vet with true z nis feel o 1 seat in front of d himself in the joned another traveller, Oa i | | oa E with a yen for the seat that was acts | t ing 1 fur the lolli obnoxious one nove his feet didn't HE OBEYED TNE RULES. LATH visitor to the Municipal A Building one night this week heard a crasA of chairs darkened room on the fifth floor and then desevied a young man balancing in the transom. The youth dropped rridor, believing le was in- burglary, — asked MANY MEMORIAL MEETINGS. Through a plan now being ar- ranged hy f5. F. Albee, memorial meet- ings in honor of the American un- known soldier will be held in all the B. F. Keith theatres on Armistice Day, Nov. 11, at the hour when President rrupling vhat's the idea “They're not git charges for violating J rules,” said the youth, dete y He took out a key, opened the door and showed the stranger the tumbled pile of chairs he had used as a ladder Harding speaks at the interment of and printe an ign under the eles iid the body in arlington Cemetery, Wash- _ light switch just inside the room. It iugton. To these assemblages of peo- : — ' ~ i a | rend SEER RK ple will be conveyed the President's |{m the Times Square Theatre to) ¢ ly vlan Tobin, Morgan Farley and/ will have uw big dance at the Hotel | ¥ 7 mayne ns nao Ge NIGIUT words, and there will he appropriate | *#e Apolo. || RHYMED PROPOSALS, |} John ©. Shine. | Peunayivanta Oct, 21, to help unem-| 9 ‘ WILL SHUT THE WINDOV music and speaking. The American a i TELLEGENWRITES ONE, occ cxeevine men | The D LOCK THE boots yanity a rey vith music, | a Ss 0oO ores [rt RN OFF THE Legion posts in each city and town WOODS OUT OF IT. enry 3: of W, fevtaleNow ie ti Son tesla ee ell! be ccdteed ae Lie waldor! | y Nee tN aan ee ator ehn| © A: He Woods and Arthur diammer-|,f Henry 8 of Washington Helgnt ow it's Author Lou Tellegen. He | will be produced at the Waldorf-As- | ks he has ized Mars is written a melodvamati toria by. the Junior League of the wUr meetings. The plan, it is stated, wax|St’in have had just a wee bit of a) )1 0 ‘ed Les Hoe ae ay ae | called “Montmartre” in which Flor-| Cardiav Committee soun, How els suegested by the War Denartment,| tit over “op,” the new comedy th ‘a badly mistaken, ‘This love affair, jence Walton wil be seen in vaudes | duive dueerans THEORY AND PRACTICE. | SHOULD HAVE BEEN Ae daaling (or ars to | ville Mr. Tellegen has staged the | nthe’, by a youth s | noon and the President's words will be | "tured. and} CAMONSLGID WAL) tiv doem't like _ y | life of Paris. wan laa bank robbery, OAT ean ae ar a a | ranamitted hy telopuone, where prace | Auaete Cite Rove at bei to Pop) Pi is y doen ke to ave en HECK SCOFFS AT NUTT Ninitty: vetctans. of tie, Civil Wa ESAS LE ar Cente abr cgniin te to ae Hl wae| . “OBJECTION SUSTAINED!” . joa. , 4} — At any rate, she has handed him al, Hye Heck of Skidmore Gulch, oe | et Do echoes ave on Mohue GUA) windel ue, ane asd ne A i: aitpush shi iS’h Was young and socewhnt ony { - « cane oF Danie bai vimcane,| DUMP which should make hin ponder. | \ Be en eR. de lana qCnougH pldin, poddin’ jwr=| knew It) Waaca great risks ae toa) inon. She ching t» vee BUT SHE WASN'T peach preserve . “The bump follo yeh, plumn. 4 sons rang Jack io take you out to : Were a rey ' . | Charles Dillingham has brou a Pm glad that yowve proposed at Tast, want Re ne eal TS that w 1 uit he i ach in ty AD Lass ee wen atory back from Atlantic City, whe SHAME ON Us: Although it's rather queer Mapeererad pA A bad i Hes : about with your boy Jost and the | & porary aa \ he saw his new musical piece, “Good! |! b un |For you to write The Bvewing World We Brooklyn Yankees. | wig Daltot reeeaeaiar to- three hired men : pat hie fidelity to the proof, to a und Fitth \ Morning, Dearie,” last week. When| ‘ ‘ attention to an!” Aud not address me here [Xi write some wtntt that will) miaks Ttbas! eneawed “in “No. 1 jist thought © Kvers | him for a Kiss the company reached the 1 tion to s' oad sta-| t for Washington carl lay we've put in abe workin’ hours discussin’ t » it will mak Tm glad you've esked me to be yours: Mola 1 story Rive him a trial, veaders, 1 Por years Tee not been wanted. paige (nos yn of these critical times, leavin’ t r y to yesterday morning, one chorus girl) woON 5 Aron ; Aah ay" Sona PA RUNS SS Ta hosses xiandin’ in the furrows wit er friend and sa went to the wrong gate. The com was 1D ROM Wn RULE EONS CAINS yoAuy ' Nolan states!the lines over thelr necks. And t did you ask him is Tu sty “No,” nothing daunted. t fs t s “No, dear.’ § ey eoanswer,) with troupe's ‘0 sn ©No,” nothing daunted vely that Tanas: was the Czar's| funny partis that we invariably reach "No. dear when th Be eee oS portance WHAT AN ABSURD IDEAL! = eee ORGAOE OS A at favorite violinist the” profound ‘conclusion “tha what) “Nob Wiis wots SE, fie car atiooe t ae him. H * : note from Nellie Revell in st Lapanere cores. |B a porta this country needs is to. speed up pro- didn't get a chance sskea | e Smind just in time ana miskat,” sald the gateman to the cha Neepleat maton. gage tem Rodrigues lias asked Marie Antoinette, al prot’ the Ww A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. = dicrion.” Washington Sti |me frst!”"—Pearson's Weebl the fear swept over the spot where 1 ' ‘ : n to bring | Hf ady, Ww Hardman, Wellaville’s in eerie Se send © had worn a je depression in the 1 3] s of Columbus "Which is 1 t ‘cas ‘Good Morning, Dearie!’ sie ye Everybody | ihe! r a a ied inator, makes his rounds # HIS CAUTION A DEAL IN BUTTER eye weak decane ier a piled. The gateman looked after her Tr Wa inet fermances. He Mexico W Gossip. cr FELLER was at “6 ANT any butter this swii-' {con standing the chautfeuse brow ed feat 408 ko wild over the s' Messrs, : 31 Robinson y be in , | ye lay.” related ng ked old Ri te | threvoing gadabout to more clo 3 FOOLISHMENT ’ ; » but you're a fresh 1% ve ¥ 1 Green, howe , of the op! et i city bow. 9 ed lw Yawkey 1 to get me dew the proprictor of t iB nor iceman rushed up. = that Mexico is wild enough : ; 1 boy aged ouly te sa © shouted, and his y Ft if you happen to be in Mexico don't | ecw Watt el One day saw a Plymouth K to put a Water system into my house; | He Rigut Plice store in Petunia pout is heen ene US vol ata BRINGS BACK OLD DAZE. Ket up any theatre parties to ace this | feta atevee|| passueiaed and ait \ly! } bathtub and all such Well, 2 a"knows" veptied the more |trar, “where'd vou learn oe Lebiang to: f ike“other: day! 16 t he | Mery e smiled and said: y ial se chant. “Might use mebiy In a's * tank?" FOR MISS GREENWOOD. Petite eee era al w xt spring There's a live chicken pie.” Well, thems that wants bathtubs!" igiow amich ye an, is wall are plumb weleome to have Oliver Morocso will begin prepare hame of Litt-Upp. We ness under t ATWILL TO THE LYCEUM. {| Af iehich his Ma said: “Oh, you met in's it's yout, THE TREND IS UPWARD tons to-morrow for the new musical ‘"\* DON 6 with) avid Belasco ha eiwagement Se RI Piste eo aR aay vieaniaotanie 66 RE Watcha - May - Gy i yomedy in which he wil! star Char om at Lionel Atwill, ; Steve, a big sla hd, is again a FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. © you'd Sx w mth oon the ‘ ” 4 ‘orte Greenwood. Its title wil! contain Duke," at the Locoum Theatre bo catching tae Astair# whou | "Why ix a’ grasshopper like a grasa] on the plac rt , ius vider of his companies, % ry om Noy Achmed Abdullah has trans. | th: Nit with a backward 1, widow? struck by Hghtning while you w How much hey ‘ ‘od mere. he" Lijead sg _MEAICOR HARD LYek ated this play from the French, The | “The Lave Letter.”” it up.” that there internal hathtub!"- Kan- | you got Bias aa oen ae pAtry roses ie moving “Love Dreams We have been advised that a gene st will ineinde Tiina Abarbanell, Four posts of the American Legion | oth jump at the first chance." sas City aber. “a full halg expound Judge overcoat there for $95 now!” iy He ut ‘ /