The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1921, Page 28

es —— sliheatiiGaleevs H. BURNSIDE, General Stage Director of the Hippodrome, | is to @o geome producing for Keith vaudeville, and the Gret thing he will prepare will be “Nothing but Cuts,” a playlet now used tn “The This skit was written, according to Mr. Burnside’s announcement, by William Collier ‘and himself and played originally at @ Lambs’ GambolL Aeked how he could put it in vaudeville when it is Mustc Box Revue.” @ part of the Music Box show, Mr. Burnside said: “Mr. Collier put ft in ‘The Music Box Revue’ without consulting me. Tf Is part mine, so I'm going to use it fn vaudeville.” GOLDEN PLAY MONDAY. Tm spite of the fact that there are Several other openings eet for Mon- @ay evening next, John Golden has eelected that date to Iaunch his latest production, “Thank You,” at the Longacre Theatre. This comedy is by ‘Wincheli Smith and Tom Cushing, @irected by Mr. Smith, In the cast are Edith King, Harry. Davenport, ‘Frank = Monroe, Donald Foster, Frances Simpson, Dickie Woolman, George Schiller, Frank MoCormack, Alfred Kappeler, Alice Johnson, Les- Me Palmer, Herbert Saunders, Will- fam Post, Frederick Malcolm, Albert Hyde and Theodore Westman jr. A PLAY FOR MISS BURKE. Billie Burke is to be seen in the mpoken drama again soon. Erlanger, Dillingham & Ziegfeld have arranged Yor her to star in a new comedy by Tarkington, as yet unnamed. Rehearaels will begin at the New Amsterdam Theatre next week and the opening will take place in Wash- ington Oct. 81. BLACK SUITS MISS RYAN. Mary Ryan, wife of Sam Forrest, @age director for Sam H. Harris, ‘wears mourning in “Only 38" at the Gort Theatre and friends have told hér black 1s becoming to her. “gam,” she said to her husband re- cently, “people tell me I look well in Black.’ 1 think I'll get a couple of Dlack dresses.” “Go ahead,” came from Sam, “But I?ll be darned $f I'm going to give you @ause to wear them for some years ‘to come.” ‘And he didn’t smile when he said it.|” JOLSON PIECE OPENS. Al Jolson appeared in “Bombo” for the first time at the Globe Theatre, Ailantic City, last night. A largé @udience gave the production its ap- proval. 5 FATHER WILL LOSE SURE. ‘We have been notified that Malcolm 8, Boylan of the Universal Film Com- pany’s publicity staff is the daddy of ® new girl baby for whom a name has not been definitely chosen. Mal, with the instinct of a true press agent, wants to call her Priscilla Dean Gladys Walton Marie Prevost Elleen Sedgwick du Pont Boylan, but his wife wants the name to be Mary Juliette. It will be Mary Juliette, “EVERYDAY” ITS TITLE. & new play by Rachel Crothers is te be seen soon. It is called “Evory- @ay.” In the cast will be Tallulah Bankhead, Minnie Dupree, Vincent an, Ann Warrington, Mary Don- a Dan Burroughs and others ‘After a preliminary tour “Everyday” will come in and play at a Shubert HIPPODROME GIRL WEDS. ‘The first wedding in which a Hip- ¢ principal figured this season Pe BREE yesterday when Alice Nash ot the Nash Twins married Walter Rayne of No. 1195 Clayton Avenue, the Bronx. Mr. Rayne is an elec- trician at the Winter Garten. He was at the Hippodrome before he went to his present place of employ- ment. { GOSSIP. ‘The mascot of the Irish Players ts a Jar of the old sod. ebody sent Jessie Nagle of “Two Blocks Away” a box of golden- rod yesterday and she has hay fever. Leon Errol is fitting a brand new end novel dancing finish to the last ect of “The Follies.” Porter Emerson Browne is writing for the screen. He has finished a story for Richard Barthelmess, Daniel Morrison has been made Business manager of “Lilies of the Field,” starring Marte Doro. “The Bilver Fox,” William Faver- sham's latest play, is to be done in London and Paris. Jess Dandy of Siven a hundred miniature bats to be sold at the Mathewson benefit gume to-morrow. Harold French of “The Blue La- goon,” an Englishman, has decided to make his home in America Irving Beobe has been engaged by the Messrs. Shubert for a role in “Phi Phi,” starring Frances White. Stage children are entertaining the @ick and crippled youngsters to-day @t the Laura Franklin Hospital. “Just Married” has Max Gabel’s latest play, “Love's Troubles,” will open to-morrow night at the Gabel Theatre. It is in Yid- Joseph Martel, baritone, will ap- in the “One Arabian Night” pro- at the Strand next week. Danc- ers and Arabs will be seen also. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Frank Kintzing has been in the @heatrical business thirty years and not until yesterday did he know where Cain's Storehouse is located. FOOLISHMENT. Fhe Mississippi slows along Until it hits the sea. The current’s swift and yet it’s not Quite swift enough for me. 3 Uke to have the current flow Bo fast it really roars, These people who think otherwise Are nothing short of bores. PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The hotel was so crowded I slept run out of water the first night and (om 4 billiard table.” “What did they charge your” Tate—60 sayy he segues About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY RRNA | RHYMED PROPOSALS | | ag “I am sending my contribution to your ‘Proposals Contest,'” writes Waiter Kempner of Brooklyn, “and delieve me, if she reads it in your column, to which she is more than devoted, it wili go # long way i e helpin, resent conditions.” shall, Walt Look a’here: OA, Buddie, dear, your ear, your ear; I would impart you much. Your father, he’s the one I fear. Beliove me, I'm in dutch. You know you mean the world to me, Now honey, don’t get sore; Just now I like my liberty. Could you wait about ten years more? MA PLAYS HIS MA. In “Like a King,” which opens at the 39th Street Theatre Monday night, James Gleason plays a son and his mother, Mrs. Ming Gleason, plays his mother. Sounds horizontal, but it's true. micost! SHAKE “THAT STRAW BONNET —THE BELL RANG LONG Aco ! | JOE’S Vee Gera Quer POUNDING “TH HAY, 60 LATE I'LL PROBABLY MISS CAR PA LIF Hi MISTER , WANT TE. How, T6MoRROW », MORNING DONT Be LATE - Be | Here BY $0 2 WELL! MIN Luck — “THIS SURE Is A LOT BETTER [Tham WALKING THOUGHT 1 SAW HER WITH THAT CHICKEN T WAS SAVING FoR HUGO — GUESS 1 WAS MISTAKEN ! \ FRESH MUGG Youl—"~™ @ w~ Wear You JusT Ga RIGHT AHEAD AND DONT WAIT FoR Me? Hee-EE-EE— IM CLEVER UTTLE PREFER To Ride IN L ROLLS -ROYCE. 4 i En Ft? | Sid’ BROOKLYN WOMAN SEEKS 10,000 DAMAGES ‘OM HAIR DRESSING ESTABLISHMENT. Some. | OVERHEAD CHARGE A Hous' JERSEY RNa FORTUNE |] on TELLER | | You RECEIVES GIFT OF HouSE THROUGH | WILL OF | FRIEND — | A HAPPY MEDIUM | errr | NY. CITY fo Pays ii $50,000 il YEARLY ‘{{II | and To CLEAN"), HIIf iN UP POSTERS | a TORN DOWN S BY WEATHER. | SOME | ELE¢y,, Municipal. ~! ay OARD BILL ~~ WE ALL SOUGHT GET THOSE] HUSBANDS Tovcnes}| BY MAIL, BY | WOMAN 1S ARRESTED ACCUSED OF FRAUD. Ive War oF DEFRAUDING \ THE MALES woe eee DETROIT He’S M Fo ILLINOIS Bole HEIRESS= \ COLUMBIAS 13 YEAR OLD WONDER 7 SCHOLAR, Now WEIGHS 150 PouNDS. By Don Allen. HN T. PERRY, who works al- most as hard, out in Springfield, L. L, planting and coaxing the earth to give forth an hundred fold, as be does as assistant cashier for one of the world's greatest congtruc- tion companies, witnessed the landing of four shipwrecked salons in Mil- waukee, recentiy, during the fag-end of bis vacation. ‘There had been great excitement in the city when it became known that the quartette was missing and adrift im an open boat. This all happened in the midst of one of those late sum- mer storme. The survivors, weak and famished,| were helped onto a dock | | Perry of one of the men. t wae awful,” answered the es old | salt, “awful ain't no-name for it We spent four days and three nights “How did you get along?” asked| water?” Perry asked. at shows what you know about sneered the man. “Why, man », nobody can drink salt. water.” Then Perry and others broke the} news to them that all water is not ocean water Cod, where they know upon which they sail the waters SPEAKETH MUCH BUT SAYETH NIL. ISHING to explain a few perti- nent things to the public, W Mayor Hylan consented to be interviowed for this column late yes. terday. He has read and edited the {following interview and the copy has the official O. K. of the Mayor and his son-in law secretary The sun wasn't sh'uing Rateway to Higzoner's ultra-private office was thrown open to us But then, it wasn't nece:sary raidiated light and heat and words. It might just as well be recorded right here and now that the Burgo- cing ot thirst and not @ drop to “Way didn't you @rink the gake ‘ meiater broke all records by giving 4 | coughed a The survivors are now back on Cape] " en the | The Mayor | feining and leading with our left. The Mayor straightened up, expand- ed his perfect forty-eight chest, little, hemmed a lUlttle, Uittle and said lawed a we inter- “but surely that is at wide with other statements of ‘We know, Your Hono rupted, variance yours." | bturted out Sir John O'Bushwick, smiling like a tooth-yaste ad " we agreed, Now “THAT'S differ- | what do you think of the| We were tuld afterward that | the third riot call brought out re serves from the Old Slip Station and all available fire appiitus ynder com- mand of "Smocky Jue” Martin, but we do pot know We DO know, how- ever, » cots at Bellevut » but we don’t care the decorations in our ward) for NAMES IS NAMES. | HERE'S been somehing the matter with subway and “| cars for some time. We've all known that. Just tit was would |have puzzled a Pinkerton or made a William Burns resort to the use of midnight ot! | At first many imagined the trouble was because the elevated was up in the air when it should be run on the three-minute interview in as many seconds. “How about the eoheols?” we asked, that the subway ‘was in a hole. The whole trouble, however, was simple in the extreme. The subway and “L" cars have been all wrong since their birth because they have been running around nameless. I y self-respecting Pu an car is christened before ‘it makes its maiden trip. Even the giant locomo- tives bask In the security of a given name, and some trolley cars have been called names which were any- thing but complimentary. But the eglected subway and “L” cars have 1 n wandering aimlessly about for years nameless, homeless and friendless Why not name ' It's a cevtainty all the fancy n the world have not been race horses, Pull- and 6 centavo pipe, if not eopper- 1 brass-lined cinchering however, that if the B: R. T. and the L_R. T. decide to name ‘em that the first car will NOT be named the Jobn FP, Hylan.” NEAT FEET WERE EFFIENCY BAROMETERS. were barometers which or not a young ta jop in the Na- ng the regime »¢ James Stillman, the elder. This becume known to-day through the medium of Dr. Norman Barnesby, told man would whe tional City Bank ¢ level. Then they changed their minds when they realised the cars never had been run on the level and a. one time personnel manager of the National City Bank, later with the Natiopal Bank of Commerce and now vocational director for LeRoy Sargent | & Co. at No. 9 East 40th Street “Mr. Stillman asked me once how I judged a man seeking a position,” sald Dr. Barnesby, “I told him brief- ly that I looked him in the eye to see if his eyes were clear and honest Then I told him I glanced at the col- | or and texture of his skin; the neat ness of his clothing, the manner in which his hands were kept and sev eral other minor details. Mr. Still-{ man thought a while and said “well, I don't go through all that I just glance at his feet. If they are long and siender and neat, he gets an interview, and stands a good chance ‘or a job. If they are short and stout sudgy, he might just as well look continued Dr. Barnes ound that, after I take in everything else about a man, I in- variably glance at his feet an member Mr. illman. | po AE SOME REAL HUNTING. 66UV JELL, Joo," said Wilkins, as AV he met his friend Robin- gon on the avenue, “did you gf any Maine?” good hunting up in “We sure did,” said Robinson. “How did that new dog Brown sent you work?” | “Splendid!” was the reply. “Fact is, If it hadn't been for that dog we wouldn't have had any hunting at all. He ran away at the first shot and we spent four days looking for him" Bostoa Transcript, ’ Lo naar engage suet ite dope Rt eae ee ese dh ie OS oper NEXT! said the big Iri man, reminiscently, should say [ was person- ed with Gon, Pershing. | breastworks es one day | “wy” ally acque I was the back pumpin’ lead into the Jer 1 the chu * of a big! a voice sayin’ ‘Hi, the deadly aim, ir name? says I, recognizing your first name? , you better go home; too many men, It's 20d, General,’ says 1 | t ay, Pat, don't call me John.’"—The American Legion Weekly. HER FIRST THOUGHT. WOMAN from the Middle West Are a few weeks In Glou- ring the summer and/ with a new acquain- | made known the fact that r very first glimpse of the cester in conversa tance si | as | ean, t must have been quite a treat,” | remarked the other. “And how did the ocean impress you?” | “Well,” was the rev.y, “when I saw the amount of water they have here it struck me that fish migbdt be a little dit cheaper.”—Boston ‘Transoript, READING 700 MUCH FAILING “fo SUPPLY HOT WATER. /YOW. HE'S BOILING Z 2 ACROBAT TELLS OF ROBBING 50: _BPARTMETS TIME HE Tumse 7 4E TO MMNSELF BEES LooT ROCHESTER WAREHOUSE OF HONEY YALUED AT || $1,000 — | ANOTHER \ PLACE HONEY COMBED WITH CRIME.