The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1921, Page 20

a | \ About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY fired four shots at each other, \— missed, had coffe With swords unt FRENCH DUEL of last ie ee Sg A in whioh the titled participanta { PROPOSALS IN RHYME. | 2 } aim, retired crying, 8 to our! to propose to his or her sweetheart, mind Lip Baker, a W nm Kansas! may do go through this column, pro- Sheriff, who visited Per jome years| vided the proposal is in original ago. Lip ran into a bu jot German lrhyme. And to each couple, who students near a Post Offide/and one ot Is become eng: Kansan, The Germans laughed at/\ this and Lip finally kicked the brute off the walk. A few days later two students called on him with a chel- |cidea febtuslut i AAG tE off, Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt has de- castor-oil lolly-pop contest. lenge to a duel. They told him, since) His rhyme, which brought home the he was the challenged one, he might | bacon, follows: Select the weapons. When people come to call on us, “All right,” drawled Lip. — “Shot- dns loaded with | paces.” “They were amazed and protested, | calling him a murderer. ae “Mebbe,” said Lip, “but I'm goin'| GETS LEVY'S STORY. I'm “dear, sweet, little Sam,” I'm sweet, likehetllam, {nto this to tear your friend tn two. |, You're going to bury him in two); place! \“F & burried consultation was held and | Ory concerns the Jewish people. the challenge withdrawn. Lip, see- | ing he “had ‘em going, permit this. Then the Germans of- c rights of a st HEEIGH — HO! cos RELIEF pune Ty'Cae Laid UP ~Now t CAN GET aa) LUTTLE, SLEEP NIGHTS! and fought mildly! We have decided to emulate Cupid one, pricked on the | Any young person, who {s too bashful 1 through this method, hem we will give a quart of quinine ice : had a dog which bothered the| cea (ome on, ye bashful! Let's how many of you we can marry of the Bronx, buckshot at twenty | put when they've gone my father says H. Woods has bought the dra- y by Bert Levy, Hippodrome cartoonist, entitled | ‘or the Good of the Race.” This| eo cmed to) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY M i Havin’ mY OLD FLIWER PAINTED So IF You'LL HoP IN YOUR BOILER (LL TAKE YoU OUT To MY Gus an! WE'LL SHOOT AGAME. YEH, Tus ts Him — That You ANDY 2? wiat's ON Y IND BESIDES YOUR HAT ? fered an apology. Lip agreed to ac- | + @Bpt it on the condition that the stu- af and his dog kept away from the LISSEN DEAR te Post Office between 11 and 1 o'clock each day. The ed and Lip went HAVE You HEARD to the Post Office daily to see that the TH STORY’ MISS PIPP™ stipulation was carried out. 19 TELLIN’ "ROUND ? “They really," said Lip later, “ain't no use of a man’s gittin’ cocky about fightin’ yniess he wants to kill some- body or git killed.” SOTHERN AND MARLOWE. K. H. Sothern and Julia Marlowe will begin their American tour at the Boston Opera House next Mon- day in Shakespearian repertoire. ‘They will appear in New York in one <, the Shubert theatres lJate in the fall. SOME GIRL, THIS! Eddie Dunn writes us to announce that George M. Cohan's production of “The O'Brien Girl” played to $28,000 in Providence last week. Also that Robinson Newbold will be seen in a prominent role in the piece ut the Liberty Theatre here Oct. 3. If we ever decide to quit the theatrical business we'd like to quit it with an “O'BNen Girl.” \ SHUBERT VODE SPREADS. Hight more Shubert vaudeville theatres are opening this afternoon. They are the Winter Garden, New 2 York: Woods's Apollo, Chicago; sell oo sean Chestnut Street Opera House, Phila- ielphia; Shubert-Belasco, Washing- voy; Sam 8 Shubert, Pittsburgh; it Opera House, Detroit; Rialto, Newark, and the Liberty, Dayton || FATHER DUFFY HOS8T. Father Francis P. Duffy will enter- tain seventy-fve members of the Fordham College Unit of the old 69th Regiment at to-night's performance of “The White Headed Boy” by the Irish Players. SAM SPRINGS A JOKE. {)“Bay,” said Sam Steinmacher, who A in the silk business, to us last ight, “do you know why the silk f@alesmen are the most independent | Reople on earth?” | “No,” we replied. ‘Tell us, Sam,” | “ “Because they don't take’ orders from anybody?" 4 Ol! Ol! Such a business! | = )DoT THER MA- SAYS YOu CANT CALL HIM “Tom - Meee ‘s TWo New { Kips ON CUR STREET _ TOM ANd JACK CALL HIM Wet -%u Must INVITE THOMAS G OVER TO PLAY WITH You AND BRING His LITTLE Raat SANT WIS You'D SToP THIS EVERLASTIN’ KNOCKIN’ OF Your FRIENDS! MIGOSH! ag, WANT To DePRive PLeasure . ME OF EVEN *\ Hey. THOMAS - MoM SAYS WILL YA- COME OVER LAND PLAY wird ME - AND Now “ou | ~AND Pg / & YJACKAS ee Se GEE wiizz andy! Havin’ MY CAR PAINTED GOSSIP. | Well, ‘vel! Clair Hibbard has a new plack-face act. | “Wait Till We're Married” opens at the Playhouse to-night. John Meehan has received two Eng- Yeh offers for “The Man in the Mak- ing.” Severe] crows are to be caught to act as companions to Jocko, the Hip- |! podrome crow Fleming Warde i{s out of “Back — Ze Pay” because of iiiness. Frank Thomas js playing his role. i Francine Larrimore will begin her | final week at the Klaw Theatre in "Nice People” to-nigh "Charles Dillingham unch “A | Bill of Divorcemen ladelphia | tornight. Allan Polloc'! in It Max Marcin may take’*The Night. | cap" to Sing Sing : on, for the Mu- | We tu © Association, * “Main Street” will open at the Na atre on Oct, 5 instead of vreviously announced, isher has been engaged as| understudy for Lorna tle girl in “The Blue Lagoon.” Arrangements are being made for production ‘Just Married” in Paris as a musical comedy Karyl Norman apd Ruth Budd of| Keith vaudeville are to be married| next June and visit Europe. Rubye De Remer, film star, has Chicago Will Observe Semi- failed for Europe ‘with Doug aad Bt? Falrbanka who seem te beta| Centennial of Its Great Fire re the Arh port wil ab With a Great Pageant on open its season with “Madras House,” the Lake Front — Danish|° the steamship habit The Neighborhood Playhouse will| a drama by Granville Barker. Mrs. Earl Carrol is bringing fve| Student, Going to Corneli,| No “FRAT” IN DANISH COL- paylets from the Grand Gulgno., Faris, for use at special matinee: ler husband's new theatre. sere | toms in Denmark, ter will occur next wee to be selected. ~ A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Never marry a girl on $15 a unless she bas a prospect of earning| production of the great. fire,” more soon By ron Ba taheldan: T knew @ young girt named Babbina, | semi-centenn Who played on a shrill concertina, | comes this One day she eloped, great festival and pageant which will depict tho chict events in the h 1s the neighbors had hoped, aaa f AURA Ne 18 She Diatary:| And married Jim Botta, chimney) groat stad to be bullt in G cleanah, Park, ¥ w The pageant will parte, Tho firat “WWhy do pianos have the noblest of pearecte | “Tell us, Mr, Bo ™ uae they are ‘grand, upright \ equare” the second, Port Dearborn In massacre of 18 ng of the Indiana th WHATTA TiME WE'RE HAVIN’ AT THE HOUSE TONIGHT ! THE Boss's PARENT: ARE CELEBRATIN’ THEIR GOLDEN vac ae LWEDDING AN’ He's ae EMA OTN’ BUT GOLD 1S GONNA BE ON) GOLD DISHES - CUPS “1 was beginnin when I w hington Heights — section. There I could hardly turn around bumping into a baby ge, and at one corner I saw reproduction of the Chicago fire. Tt will close the history of old Chicago, | at the time of the eat exposition Ral ve voters made their So | guess th ton Heights balances . and that N many babies as at} Will Introduce Fraternities slobe of John} and American College Cus: Copenhagen to are no fraternities |i sorry | to > say,” Didur, eek! “Chicago 1s to have a great re- Nee fan system and hope AC- when 1 return home ae cording to J. K. Blatehford of Chi FOOLISHMENT. cago, who ts at the Commodore, “The 1 of the fire, which year, will be marked by a|t continued, to making new friendships.” The tory 8 OTHERS SEE US.” "The dogs outnumbe biewson Fifth Avent ROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Ing of Marquette and Joliet in 16 nine out home one of the 17,000 bath nuully taken home by “} ere for a Day or Two" has been ra- & terday and verified t aty wigned In 1888; the fourth, ‘There were gla og a Chicago in Civil War Bind the in leash with difficulty by tiny 7 GOLLY, HERE'S AGREAT © 6d IDEA' TLL PICK Some OF THIS os ) "GOLDEN ROD" AN’ WE'LL EVEN HAVE GOLD FLOWERS !! 57 THese'LL HAN THem SOME SURPRISE ! ! =) | 2 anrieh 38, Pree Paniéning On (HY, Bromine World) Or. COPELAND APPEALS FOR VOLUNTEER WORKERS AS ARMIES OF FLEAS DESCEND ON CITY. | GUESS NOT IN GREENWICH ae. LAGE SHouto ewe DISCHARGES MAN FOR WHIPPING FRIEND WHO FORCIBLY KISSED HIS WIE = ONE Gadd SMACK WETS ANOTHER. | HAIR, Tonic | POPULAR Ri Bay. / as A A ORINK, Ru DRY "ewer" ueny To One 5 este 20 SMACKERY in aaenke RESTAURANT MANUFACTURER FoR $50,00 BREACH OF’ PROMISE = CASE OF POLLARS AND “SCENTS” nnn Ex- CONVICT 1'™ A MAN OF HAS SCHEME CONVICTIONS. i) | To STOP | ALL ROBBERIES. Fal VE | AIM A og TRIAL yS and tiny dogs dragged y massive women, In were all kinds | kinds of wome: ry earrl no sin a trattic cop hold up the line of while six vehicles coming New York w York has | ARGENTINE OPERA FAILS THIS YEAR. “The audiences’ of the Argentine very small," reported who has returned from| and is at the Astor.) very disappointing 500,0 happy to be in New| There 1s only one cloud] \ happiness of my return,| { at ig the great sorrow which by the whole, warldetthe of our beloved Caruso.” |LONG-DISTANCE TOWEL TURNS. vuther | asked to send winning towel estes, one of the s FURTHEST FROM HOME. Je: ; ree Yorker for a Day or| An Uplifter. Americans re¢ to the |day ts, H. E. Hennemann. His home up to miles (0th EON, ing the dark-skinned rac tion, has arrived from Europe to teach her race to fly. But it didn’t really begin 2 until it reached Mos- the Bolshevik prison, where it article of its kind, it was used by Russian nobility, church dignitaries, military 4 leaders, and by counter reactio: Cheer Up! Things t Washing- rifth Ave- ny other city.” according to the be returned te . HUMAN yh oune New York went back to work on standard time to-day. Very few made the grave mistake of get- ting on the Job an hour too early because of failure to set their clocks | back yesterday Peart pS, Fort -is at the Biltmore, with a tale of| finding of human bones in a big} shejl mound near that city | gang of negr or the manage-| sos in three s depression for the we eu nring pen if bank ofan old shell mound, first of the skeletons was uncovered. | With a chorus of wild yells the work- | men threw down their tools and start. It Was not until they © thought of pirate Sixty-seven per cent. of the peo ple of Massachusetts have bank ac- Henry Graff ¢ having been bitten by theoniay institution | has insect Wwenty-seven years aj . . u who is furthest from home to- | "Rio de Jancivo, is over 6,000} Time. When the Chief of Police of a How Do They Do It? | Chicago suburb held up the s saloon a third time anc tho proprietor said it was too mo- notonous and counts. The Watch Your Step. he needed tie money achusetts to-day began the of a “Don't-Get-tlurt Curfew for a Girl at 22. Magistratt Not a Snake-Bite. nue sufforing f at aight haeologists to| has been necessary to amputate a i | thumb and a little Anger Bessie Coleman of Chicago, negro aviator, claiming to be woman except a Chinese represent | His Cops Might Aid Also. Might Be Worse}) rressent onreson nas issued an appeal to the press to help him stamp out gambling in Mexico. Page Senator Lodge. An international league | nalivts was been f med at Geneva A Good Excuse. Chief's explanation Court | NewYork Ci of twenty-two 1d be in bed at J1 and @ man of twenty-six at mid ey aeenenntmmeeemeninatin atte a | TENANT SAYS LANDLORD STOLE HER PET ANGORA ANIMES) erring ] HER CAT ANNO A ee MERNEST (He aie le Heine ee A SPECTACLE STEALS WOMAN'S RINSEUF . GLASSES | an EAST VIEW 4 7 SHORT ip SIGHTEP SN | THIEF DoG StiZED 1/ 5 BY CONSTABLE | TRiek as uaRANTEE ' FOR RENT — HOUNDING THE TENANT “N A WEW RoBT.L.BEAN, BANK « ¢ CASHIER OF ae an CAMDEN, MAINE. “\~ ARRAIGNED AS DEFAULTER F $ 257,000~ Some } VAR P OF "Beans" Yeti"