The evening world. Newspaper, September 20, 1921, Page 24

nena oo — nme — ee iW FLA | | “Bluebeard’s Eighth Wife” | Stupid Rot BY CHARLES DARNTON. Bad plays are no novelty this sea-)Soung man staggering about in BV non, Already they are piaying to the D's and a dress shirt. He {s not| capacity of the storeho But un-| thrown out of the place, but allowed | dismayed by this fact, William Hurris{to o In peace, while the veteran of fr. last night exhibited “iivebeard’s Many matrimonial campaigns gives Eighth Wife” at the Ritz Theatre way to heavy emotion, This is fun eu aye iors lik to be bes nler than (he author could possibly umbed than shocked by this French! h imagined. Six montha att: i ry rere |. when “Bluebeard” has sev OF is stupld rot strewn geroe, 108 tt ie) BtUpIa | TO} | F * ‘oree, Monna returns to give loosely over f witless acts, More-|the Jove that uld not be bough over, if you please, jf makes an Isn't that a happy and highly moras fan r of its absurd | ending? Americ cid hot .. What ttle fun the plece afforded goings-on ¢ ay MOL way got out of tt by Barry Baxter ua be duc to the fact that it was “adapt- | the Inebriated youth. Ina Claire gavr ed” by ( iton Andrews, Perhaps we 4 sophisticated alr and no variety te hay Wsd MAGE ka thaw wets hth wife, and Edmund Breese he giubidss fer! J violently as the Incredible nally vs compliment to the 4 American siness man Any way, In view of the police action taken | ebay n New Haven, it may be said that) there he ith more money than | /)), ahd 4 h t hela Ras ‘2 cRluebeard's Eighth Wife” Je guilty | nanner naking himse diculous of that deadiy sim in the theatre—| ny taking an eighth wife as soon as) dulness ver. He glories in the} t. and as he happens to We @ billioiaire—millionaires are so conimon!—he indulges himself with- out bot to count the cost, The Now “bu creat and aly John Brandon prides CAREFUL. Kimself on being a “fast worker,” with x LITTLE “SUNIOR™ 10 aDE uspicion t nak. Bl . eer Ler HIM ng an ass « This “Blue Ger Diary! veard s the need of an alien “7 t instead o MK ’ oney ast istomary settle- ‘ foun a 8 py d she has teen bought and 1 that she holds him at uin's Teng Aitheugh he is con tinua it her and hus a dk vt In her ingzenous way she ures Y to her room fills 1 W n then orders Dim tym sand , her tod » sand will come yl at m thee. When er roa lotd, but not her master ) makes bh self heard, sh ton a pillow the labo meee than a befuddled Ys dev Al | ete ‘About Plays. -and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY 7 VAI in ue your Udele Johnny Hthere | ed with his e leg off a which is he made with A k Bi mand “Lightni were ready to go to Chicago, For sev- ral Years past it has not been con- . sidered 1 for an attraction to, Le guarantee the theatre it plays against ‘ joss. In fact, it bas almost been the thn AGS Aaa us, A ATOINE A iered the Bi 4 tre in Ch vazo fo switched | [FE CENTS A Copy, SIR- At Uihings arow for a guar | A NEW ANTI- SERVANT sates OF 4) rhis share) | BALLAD ENTITLED -" You morc bhasche ga : WERE THE Boss WHEN HELP A. L, Belanger too. Mr. Br WAS SCARCE, BUT WELL GET not besitat Why vould he a showman that he Is, he knew nin'” would play to capacity many weeks and that means he twice $9,000. Nevertheless, your Uncle Jobnny den got guarantee and it ip locked up in his safe along with the hard cou “THANK YOU" SOON. | Mr. Golden, by the way, hag ar- | ranged with L. Lawrence Weber to} put the new Winchell Smith-Tom Cushing comedy, "Thank You," in the Longacre Theatre in the near future. ‘The leading role—that of an under- paid pastor of a rural church—will be played by Harry Davenport, Look out! We predict Harry may be frank Daconized after this play opens. MARC KLAW’S PLANS. ISONG To PUT THE COoK IN HER PLACE, EH? SURE, Gite 1 | TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1921. JOE, AUNT ESSIE HAS WD HURRY Back “To “THE. FARM THis MORNING OM “He. NINE THIRTY AND You'LL HAvE. “1 Nhe WER “To THE BYTATION RIG UT watt vf YOU'VE ive O21 Press Pus Co. N. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY HERES, WHERE WE stnher “Son "— UNCLE LUKE ” WILL BLOW You Te TH FUNNIEST BALLOON FACE IN tH «Lor! i MON LE TIMER “LL DO “TOWN \__ RIGHT! LITTLE MARY MIXUP ster! SOME WANT SOME {. BOR OF AETICE, MONTHS AGO YOU POT-WRESTLERS UERE Bosses YOU TREATED VS PUBLIC LIKE HoRSES, YOU'D WORK A Few Days, THEN DEMAND A BIG RAISE, WE HAD To BOW DOWN To YOUR FoRCEs, OH — You WERE THE Boss WHEN HELP Wu2 SCARCE BuT WE'Lt GET EVEN Now — No \ aetroge yout — — OF Cou SWEET ANGEL - witt You ALLow ME “To EXPLAIN? may t ET A WORD OUTA MY E You'b BE TieKLED! ip TED HER “TO GO HOME. SHE CAME HERE Eve wore = Here Ware sir! FUNNY BALLOON FACES FIVE ~TEN 5 AN’ FIFTEEN EACH! | ALe -RIGHT— YOU GO ON > BACK TS SLEEP = Yes - miss - ! THANK YOu. NOTHIN’ LIKE NIPPING AN TORN THE CRANK For ‘Yc e UPRISING = ss J WIVES ARE Like, LAWYERS — Hey MAKE Y'SAY “THINGS Y'DON'T MEAN | | BY ree | | 1 ic | | | osTs U.S. Face MORE $4.50 A DAY | Toker try To KEEP | oN SOLDIER ON RHINE. | Domesric PPHINE Me WHINE. fan’ mm) _ENGLISH caccep . BABIES BEING || YPRES-' NAMED FOR | ee | BATTLES. | OW! youl CHAMPAGNE Kjeol Gov. EDWARDS | Me SAYS is PROHIBITION ; Tors PROHIBITS | 53%. $12 \ ONLY THOSE ql WHO \ HAVEN'T THE ~ PRICE s ONE GOVERNOR ¥ WHO SAID A MOUTHFUL ATLANTIC, PA MAN OF 90 “sy | MARRIES Fey His 7® Heir! WIFE SUNDAY THINLY HAS TAKING WaAYs oer ornrnmrrw OPERA SINGER SUES HUSBAND ee FoR Aor $ 388,969 jp Money It IN SLANDER Our, SUIT. Suits DOSTER Mic FARMER. REPORTS ) THAT HIS cows. Sr MW : STAND) | Mare Kclnw returned from Iurope | er Isle o° Dreams,” at Farrell Hail, jat the Apotlo Theatre, Atlantic City. | ¢ > A fey yesterday. says he intends to hington Place and sixth Avenue. |last night | take over # theatre in England, when OUR YOUNGER POETS |It was a good show too. It will be! ‘The Messrs. Shubert will open ’ 4 MILKED BY Mery Sk tw andpresent four meoreest | ected: CeeAUuET gal Gocinoreyee /Ueaeace eat ttene a teaneues ome o e ays oo tories \SH= American actresses in four American! Hexzeklah Smith of No. 2262 Seventh | night 28 instead of next Monday, as VAY BE plays, each star to be Avenue {s to-day’s candidate for the} GIRECTa MAG ITARAT jously announced, ° © ah BE trel, ce i c a) 7 " . Keedw bee |e - he will bring four E castor oll loypop. Just look aBere@t) 2.04. Herndon. has taken over |the "Main Sirect" coat, and Marae IT ALL DEPENDED. j States of America to reform me, and, bottom of the receptacie—Columbus Fis to America in four plays and | What's he'a sent us: the direction of Mae Marsh's profes- /ita Leonardi to that of “A Dangerous LAWYER was cross-examining | they knew (1 had to be done when I Dispatch. FISH ve thom all-Atr | Pee trabel much in dig duay world,| sional activities. Miss Marsh will be | Man.” an old foreigner about the po- | j/asn't hue to prevent it.""—American TT TS. POLIS i law announced that ut ia lied have done eon. |seen in a spoken play called “Britty,” | wo sition of the doors, windows, | “8°? us BRIQHTER THAN His BOOTS, Commit TEE (AN THe Field," in which Marie Doro and Nor- Gny folie lived hei sme ——— A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. and ao forth, in a house in which a Aye st RETIRBD army officer telis § | Generar Sain, man Trevor have the pri | An’ in de shuffle an’ de whirl, “THE GREAT WAY.” “His intentions,” saya the jon.| certain tranaAction had occurred, & SESE JAMES STORY, how, when inspecting his com-, OF BEAUTIE REDERAS SO will open at the Kiaw Theat De angels am callin’ me erlong. | Helen Freeman has returned trom| ates Apnioge in the Wellsville Optie,| "And now,” said the lawyer, “will N irate fan who had watched Gand of one cecasion| he ab-| AT SIARRITS | clse iene 3. Besides “We Girls” and “Otier | |Maine, where she had been putting| “are good, but so are those of a stamp | YOu be good enough to tell the court the home team go down to 4a private who had pollahed the, ACCLAIM | ant’ MEDAL Lives," now being produced by | Ma head am bowed, ma steps am the finishing touches on her new play| vending machine amp | bow the stairs run?” deteat stopped the umpire as | S°'ved & Private who had po! ‘ ‘ AN’ HE KISSED Mlaw, 1 , Mr Klaw sald that * ; im d “The Great Way,” based on the novel| oo) Mee = | ‘The foreigner thought for a minute. |he was leaving the park. front of his shoes, but not the heels. FRENCHMAN | MS ‘| Sup” would be staged by his slow, of the same nae by Horace Fish. It] | “How the stairs run?” he queried at| ‘Where's your dog?” he de: The ofMlcer looked the offender terests soon Ma head buse round Hke a epin-|will be produced soon with Broad-| _, FOOLISH MENT. \length “Dog?” elncuiated His Conve "ti | sharply in the eye. for a moment. CHAMPION oe - : lway as ita objective point | There was u young fellow named * repeated the lawyer, w| have no dog ‘What do you mean,” he said, "by S!SSER OF ) ee FRANCES WHITE IN IT. nin’ top. | Tinker irs run? My words are| “Well, you're the first blind man I|coming to inspection with the toes of THE WORLD. | 1 Frances | White is to be at. «1 in| Ma las’ request to you ‘fore I go GOSSIP. Who never wae much of a thinker. |° : ever saw who didn't have a dog,” re-| Your shoes polished but the heels & Ss “Phi Phi" by the Mesers: bert.| Js, lemme taste yore castor oil) “True to Form” may be moved up| x aid ; . Anewered the witnoss, | turned the Gisgruntied one—Ameris| Muddy, cr ARIAS) Rehearsals wil! begin next week, This a Soe thton (ie FaRe | Said he, “I could tink, i fim oop, ze stairs they run | ean Legion Weekly “General,” the soldier sald, impres- S with wy, FS ig @ Wrench musical comedy saccess ollypop. } Seri he + sip endi iraiiite co , ‘ down, and ven Li zo stairs | a sively, "you told us a good soldier 4 WE DA) : 8 a aatiaaas are wilt ve the vein-| sus ry v alts on o blink they run oop."—Houst« st SOUTHERN CONNOISSEURS eee wees “tenia betledeiona BER Ne aa es a a STORY FROM A BARON | “ Pe A *, And I'd rather not get it much ma — a paca ops e Ledger. f - 7 We had a bi 1! Fox William Fa dre sae | tbe Oro é we M a PeNeein | CAUSE FOR PRIDE. | Ole HOG HEN DGB ann Mator! ss __ = yesterday. 1 1 his shorts, threw ut. Mr. | the Field. mee a os EXIDES being rather a wild aur spent gentle-] AMENITIES OF A BYGONE DAY. ;——"~ v : yeniorday, Faversham plays matinces Wednea | the Field.” B ee ee penety NSP men of the old school, noticed TAY canhac ronda uaimtanre) | Ail! OKLAHOMA . agent, sent us a | days and Saturdays. leave othot vone iu | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | Magi er 1a CASTING URAL About thelr fey. A Raa alartinne Humor | Don't COLLEGE ADOPTS Ve hope: own | | yy "Nt be vive could fill the Hip be ORE le) orite be Be, ey disagree old-tims : i > HR Mine atece| THAT GUY NEALE! | Sheriee ants catemen wid ANY the Hin fap anya atten he et to what it might be) ee It happened in grandma's! | Kip BABY 0 TEACH oUt | Seem hee itimoula dmotetht st nre “Very fine liquah, sul observed | day that a young lady at a par’ STud 4 oar ited ors, You! Arthur Neale writes us to say that | have join the Greenwich | “Hit bet it could empty 4 wi the yn Amendment} the Colonel to the Major, “tut It has ber giove. The Ander was 4 W oat Hoy anTs 14 manped Ror queye ued Tis ae the poor showing of Mile. Lenglen at edy sk i | SHUBERT UGG ROTARTO \w as under uss Ae a foreign flavor." iT Beer Sue re Pane and he tee OW TO ] do! ‘© of London, | 4 Ag s receiving re s y pout | am?" askec 1c <E | don't you? He was an Karl and we'y jweenle was due to her racquet. “The | 1 Players to puton] stubert vaudeville started out with | f ade ware yoy pe ad beceune ther avon nealing tae aes er RR A MERE ( 5 GER HOUSE, always had a sneaking idea the title | strings," he says, weren't taught.” 9 other plays at sp Ja bang at ¢ rect ‘Theatre | made the country while you were ay, suh, it has a ff from your glove you take the A SNUB should have come to us. ‘The story| oo sea IN A PLAY Otis Baianor in yesterday atte house was | sone?” ; dded letter ‘g,' that glove 1s love, and that | the Baron sent us was about two men | : A opens at the bin packed and at len « were]. Sim drew himself up proudly ana|" “You ab mistaken, suh; {t has the|I have for thee.” FOR THE who slipped onto the stage at the Bt. Joseph's Dramatic Society of |han presents °T Man in the Mak-|iurned away. Frances White stepped | gazed at the group of loafers, "a ited the Colonel, Fe ae the young lady replied: | Co. Maxine Elliott Theatre and tried to| Greenwich Village openod its season | ing” at tho Hudaon to-night ip and did « torn rather unexpectedly, | | *Peeved nothing!" he. ejaculated from which{ ‘d¢ from your name you take the | S4EGE ; int @ perme sign pets picture! last night with a production of! A. H. Woods launched Avery Hop-|and it & ppped off what appeared to be'"‘Pm proud of it, Why, they had to|their Iibation came was empt; letter 'P, then Page {s age, and that fo Ww, Pow 7 s nude le lady used 4.¥"The Silver Chauncey Olcott's former ‘vehicle, wood's new farce, “The Dem!-Virgin,"'@ fine bl amend the Constitution of the United with a leather top was foun oa. the’ won't do for me."—-Buston