The evening world. Newspaper, September 17, 1921, Page 12

—— = += - SS a rr EE PE ne A as ae CAViC NNT O ME CCI TURDAY, SEPTEMBER i7, About Plays !ONEL BARRYMORE ts to ap- pear in “The Ciaw," by Henn Nerrnstein, Arthur Hopkins, the ©) jucer, has arranged to launch the prow m Monday night at the Ply- mouth Theatre, Boston. Irene Fen- By BIDE DUDLEY OUR YOUNGER POETS and Players Mose Bentben, a schoolboy iving on Fox Street, the Bronx ts to-day's candidate for castor ut! lollypop hon Wick and Doms Rankin will have the | ors. Hurry up, children, and get 10 Yeading feminine roles, Others in the | re Charles Kennedy, E. J. Ball-} cast @ntine and Gingio Majeroni THIS 1S IMPORTANT. | A reader asks ua to print the “re- epective ight? of David Warfield | and Dudley Diggss. We're going out | qith our tape measure to-day and see | Mf we can citch those two lads. Ser- | vice, you know, 49 our middle name. | PLAY'WRIGHTS TO ACT. In the ast of “A Dangerous Man,” which the Messrs. Shubert will pro- duce, will be four playwrights. They! are Alan Brooks, A. W. Pezet, Harry Wagestaff Gribble and Bertram Mar- burgh. We pity the poor stage di- rector af rehearsals. ROSS HELPED WRITE IT. Thomus W. Ross is proud of the fact that he acted in “Shore Acres” when James A. Herne tried it out with the Boston Museum stock com- | pany, “Not only that.” said Mr. Ross, Just! before tLe perforn e oof “The Wheel" at the Ga y last night, ‘but T helped write { “How come?” asked Joe Drum “Thad the part of a postman with not a line to say. I had to walk on) the stage and hand a boy a piece of| candy, At the first performance I said: ‘Here, boy, is a plece of candy for you. And the line stayed 1 Snore Acres’ was a great eucce’ but 1 never received a cent In royal thes.” McKEE TO LEAVE SAVAGE. John McKee, for thirteen years general stage director for Henry V Gavage, is to branch out. He inten to be a free-lance director and make productions for other managers, a8 wel] as for Mr. Savage. The reason, h 8, le due to “an insatiable de- sire for expansion--to produce more plays in a season that any one man- agenient could sponsor.” In other words, John wants to speed up. PENELLA TO PRODUCE. Manuel Penella, the Spanish com- and conductor, hag arrived in w York from Cadiz and is making plans to produce his opera, "El Gato Montes.” under the title of ‘The Wild Cat.” The opera will be sung in Englis) by American principals. A FOOLISH QUESTION. Al Jennings, who talks to-morrow night at the Belmont Theatre on “Through the @hadows with O. Henry,” tells us that the noted short story writer once borrowed a dollar from him. “A few days later.” says Al, “1 was hard up and raid to him: “Bill, have you got that collar I loaned you?” “Of course not!’ }* reviled ‘What do you think [I borrowed it for?" GOSSIP. Lep Solomon s now treasurer at the Music Box The Irish Players visited Mayor Hy- lan at City Hall yesterday. In thirteen days 00 people have | eeen "Get Together” at the Hippo- drome. Col, Fred Levy of Louisville, Ky., who owns theatres and stores, is here aeetng the sights. Melita Milton of “Swords writes ehort stories in her spare time and actually sella them Louis J. Brecker of the Roseland Corporation is the daddy of a new boy who will be named Richard Lee. Babe Ruth is going into vaudeville after he gets through slamming ‘em out, Now-all together: “Babe ought to make a hit.” William T. Clarke has been engaged for the cast of “Main Street,” open ing in Stamford Sept. 26 Russel Mack will be in Al Jolson’s play, “Bombo.” He used to be 8 Bank teller but gave it up for ART. After to-night's performance "The Whirl of New York” will leave the Winter Garden and go to the Wilbur, Boston. An exhibition fox trot contest will be held to Broadway Jones's music a’ the Terrace Carlen Dance Palace Tuesday night. It is open to ail dancers, There will be three prizes. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Five men, convicted in Washing: | ton C, of stealing auto supplies, were ventenced to attend church reg- ularly for one year. FOOLISHMENT. I know a man named Musty Rrown, | Who ne'er ts known to wear @ frown, The reason he controls himself I fo not know, you little clf! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “If the devil had his choice which one of us would he take firm “Me, of course! He knows he can get you any time.” > THE MODERN STANDARD. 56 OME of us,” said Bishop Miteh. eli at a St. Paul missionary Meeting, “are prone to judge| everything by the money | A book standard, | ts nc 1. tle Bamucl went out one day to buy his brother u birthday present He bought a jar of goldfish. ‘Gold- fsh! Don't it sound rich” he said a “first night.” Lec Kugel has de- cided to open “The Six-Fifty”’ famous village adjoining Sing Sin and the reason |s this--Lillian Albert son lives in Ossining, and she heads | the cast of the comedy. Miss Alber son, by the way, is returning to the ® rather crossly 4s, ours, isn't it?” deliver goods as ordered, A tiny, be ish voice was heard at the other end of the line: “What ty it that you| ¢¢ wish?" tw his father on his return. And he carried the goldfish gayly upstairs to bis room. ths game, The contest will last but more week. Heres Muse's rhym In school I had to sing a song On entertainment day, And Izzie Cohen sat and grinned Just like a braintesa jay. I can't lick Tzzte; he's too biy. But I'll get equare, all right. PU Kdek his little brother, The, Some dark and stormy night TO OPEN IN OSSINING, New it is Ossining that is to have acation of three years KATINKA MY SISTER COME OVER FROM } SWEDEN WITH HER FAMILY AN NOW I GOTTA TAKE THE “—_FLOCK GF KIDS OUT Fore FR A TROLLEY RIDE! Were Comes’ ED - NE'S GENERALLY PRETTY GOOD AT ADVISING ON SUCH MATTERS 117 LE ASK Hime LasT CLUB J; y ASS “THIS TEAR - Yau ARE IN “HE GRADE ABOVE ITs UP sTaiRS t Xv — ED, TWANTA ASK You SUMPN'! “THEY Fix THAT Noise IN MY CLUTCH AN’ “TH VERY NeXT DOGGONNIT -T OBJECT “To | Dav “TH MOISE. (5 WORSE'N EYER ——YeT THEY J ut sav T WOULDN'T! You'RE BEING cyPeed! \¢ TOTHINK TLL Take UP GOLF WHATS “THE BEST WAY TO c_~— / Q BACK AGAIN, HES AV Tipnr nie dj THE Next CRade | Like Yu B TAKE A COUPLA DOZEN CLUBS AN’ BALLS AN' A WHEEL BARRON, (tox oF GoD! Hee- <T TERRIBLE EXAMPLE. every road long? said the missus, The right of way “Oh, undoubtedly!" answered he, Jay, Who ‘died maintaining bis right of way; He was right, dead rigbt, as he sped along, But he's just es dead as if he'd been wrong.” in Transcript paso at “BOY” BEHIND THE VOICE. SINESS man who was in a Mshment had failed “Mr, Jones, boy, and hurry.” “All right” and the receiver was hung up. In a few minutes It was “But a half-hour later he rushed taken down ond the small voice re- down to his father again. ‘Father,’ plied: he groaned, e been stung. Them "Washington Sta”, “Mr, Jones ts not im Can I help gold.’ They wouldg't sland the you?” “See here, boy,” snapped the man a Tha's waar Ho Maintain! Bur Lareaby i PAID BeIN' ROBBED IN “TyaT FASHION — t DOW Le) AN' FoRGeT \ ‘You EVER WENT 7 cuurcH! / ieee \ LTC WNoucH TS TE4CH | AE. NeXT SRADE| COUNT ‘EM YERSELF tt eae 1 FACT EXACTLY NINE, SI who was ina hu 6c HY do you turn out. for) with some on 1 hog that comes| Ark. When | need the « and attend to your own dut “That's what I am try meekly said the small v calmly. “As for our turning out, the | the reapon {s plainly suggested inthis epitaph which appearcd in a news- paper recently 66 QMART lawyer you have.” Philadelphia L | SATISFACTORY REDUCTION. “Here lies the body of William | R. COLLIN: s turn when he thinks | day when he approached a patient in {the hospital the sick man raised his at hurry called up ap estab-; ty HIS HANDICAP. ejaculated a motorist who) like. [ heard a typleal dyspeptic giving an order tn a Loop re: had stopped his vehicle to) ver the opera the other night. The | little boys told pick up a young fellow in the big} “Bo you were going to walk ten| miles to town in your bare feet? You! coul are a pretty bis fellow to be going) nothin Yep, I'm twenty years old,” replied! ff and on toi lame thir run dow '—Kansas niaaialigersa-o BEFOGGING THE JURY “He seems to be," gaid Mr. Cobbles, “but I don't know "Oh, he's powerful n't see any use of ceks and Romans ple [ never hea use a tr Birmi mous “Dyspeptics went on, “are all aurant an is a millionaire, and he said: “Oh, dear, dear, when I was young | supposed he did eat anything and pay for Bring me, waiter, a broiled lobster, Ay Welsh rabbit With Roquefort ¢ Miami Herald ind a plate of _~ A GOOD SUGGESTION idle Khidge ‘1 ATTENDED % 4 tigu liessed wea nd ns shall I bestow th “Immediatels olce from is of a somewhat| whether be's the man to help me wia| !) my lawsuit or not." Ne “What's the matter with bim?” | but 1 WOULD BE REASONABLY BUSY. | re § S Mason Mount, Super itendent | A THOSE FUNNY DYSPEPTICS. fl hitu- Din jeian n the |with a $10 fine wled to 2 ra moment and vrned them all up of cherry ple | he supposed they all went to ashes. The child studied for a few min- v—|utes and then said: “Gee, he must lave an awful job _ carrying ows | ashes!"—Indianapoles _ PROUD MOMENT. 1. N old gentleman w post of gardener but the old gentleman place?” be asked. place before that?” d boldly : The applicant drew tie beto! L > reporter. “I'm not gettin, | pencil,” and then left the telephone to | go to the desk for a pad and pencil Returning to the ¥ porter heard the woman's voice just nd be sure you put |in to-night’s paper,” and click! kmow why the item ere him did not look MADE IT ALL RIGHT. HIE new office boy had been sent to the Post Office by his chief with two important Jetters. “Did you mail those letters?" asked | the chief on his return. air, just mailed them,” was | the reply. “But you made a mistake | —you puta 2-cent stamp on the letter | 5-cent stamp on tie} uld give him a fair chance. ‘How long were you in your last Off bis guard, the applicant replied: t crown!" month, Bir. delphia Led-| “sappy That's not long. ‘Three months, sir," the applicant one to Seattle.” “How annoying, “What did you do? “Oh, I made it all right, sir,’ the boy cheerfully | in time, so 1 @iipped into the Post Ot “That's better now, and the y of /Defore that?” sald his master. roudly as le gatd: “There weren't | “I noticed ‘it just _ | Chicago Hera’ THE UNTOLD TALE. — 1 the peo LADY rang the Advocate tele- | h A phone Monday morning, as it | up from bla} rings a hundred times a day. | But in this instance, the lady started sai |to give an item for the paper. “Does he burn them all up? Some | reporter interrupted: Wait @ minute, please, till I get father replied that he|a pencil.” But the lady never hesitated, but Again the child, not satisfied, asked | kept on with the item. but now that Iam uble to)the father where they went after he| pay for anything I can eat nothing fp» SS LIFE’S LITTLE COURTESIES, ‘ILLWELL seemed in none too good a humor when he got home from the office, he exclaimed. the Mortons to-night!” “Why, Henry," said Mrs, Stillwell, “you said you wanted to stay home with me in comfort to-night.” but Morton told Collins he and his wife meant to call on us to- We can leave “Hang tt all!” “We'll have to eall on “Hold on a second,” protested the | night. i \ thiswcan't learlier than we could make The father, irritated, replied that remember it all—wait tu J gat a lese ous”—P vr i Y sf Corona MAN BEATS WIFE "TO (MAKE | HER YOTE. PUTTING THE SUFFER /Y WOMAN SUFFRAGE mone AMERICAN SOLDIERS (rons) aS | You \ SWEETIE Jes STRAW HATS RULED PROPER IN PITTSBURGH TEL OCT. Re TAS /S_ THE SEASON FOR STRAW VOTES One emer (Try AND HAREM 1S | BEST FOR | WIVES, | Sars ‘TURKISH WOMAN. WHERE We DRAM THE VEIL INSISTS EARTH 1S FLATs sure! FLAT BROKE CANDY MAKERS WANT OCT. 8% SET ASIDE AS NATIONAL, “CANDY DAYS SOME SWEET /2E4 FURTING IN GERMANY. fp PROTECTING Z AMERICAN BIG Mavority, TREBLED BY FRoHiBiTions | PROPPING 200 FEET WIFE BRINGS OUT FIRE- HoT WORDS. AEC Hor LANGUAGE fERSON Our