The evening world. Newspaper, August 22, 1921, Page 18

5 — ——— Fe shear anaepeereey By BIDE T WAS at a baseball game on a sub- urban lot Saturday. The third “baseman of the home team was terrible, He missed a fly and he buot- ed the ball all over the place every time it was hit his way. Sheepishly de smiled with each error. The crowd oegan to jeer him. “Oh, you big ham!” shouted an actor who was looking on. “You're a boob, # rube. You don’t know you're alive.” About that time a batter hit a liner to third and the boob muffed it Again the hooting started. Finally they all quit but the actor. “Gosh, what a bonehead; what a mushface; what a dumbbell!" he was yelling, when a youth of about twelve years touched him on the arm. “Please cut it out, won't you?" said the lad. ‘That's his kid over there by the fence eryin’.” ATWELL ON THE JOB. Ben H. Atwell, one of the men who built the “city” in “publicity,” has teen engaged as head of the Promo- tion Bureau of Shubert Vaudeville. He tovk the oath of office this morn- ing, promising to send out nothing but absolutely true stories. Now grin,) ‘Gurn ye! ' NEW SHOW FOR SHUBERT. ‘The new “Greenwich Village Follies” | won't open at the Park ‘Theatre after al. Through an arrangement between ‘fhe Bohemians, Inc., and the Messrs. Shubert the 1921 production will begin its New York engagement at the Shu- Bert Theatre on Aug. 30. “Just Married,” will be tronsferred to the Nora Bayes Theatr: vn Aug. 29. IT HAD FOUR TITLES. | “A few nights ago,” writes F. Ly Bhotwell, ‘About Plays and Players’ mentioned that a ceriain Minneapolis couple suw ‘Just Married’ under three tues. The writer can go them one better, having seen, lust season, ‘Be- gause of Helen’ after having seen it as ‘The Successful Lover, ‘Dollars and Sense’ and ‘Merchants of Venus." A NEW FILM CONCERN. | Walter Ford Tilford and several! @ssociates have formed a film-mak- ing concern under the name of the Corporation. The 000. W. B, Ihnen 1s homas Wilson Switz- ‘ANOTHER KEITH HOUSE. The Keith Vaudeville Circuit will build a'theatre on Broadway, Flush- It will seat 3.000 people. The rk will be started soon under the er ervigion of E. F. Atbee. GETS KAUFMAN PLAYL Martin Beck has accuired & Kaufaua's one-act play, “Hig “ond will produce it on the ‘reuit with William Halli- ur, It was in a Friars’ then in “What's in 7" and Is now in “The League | is" in London | INCE PAYS A DEBT. When John Golden was playing with the late John EF. Ince in “Ye Earlie Trouble” twenty-nine years ago, lie rented Mr. Ince a wig for a quarter which he did not receive. Recently Thomas H. Ince, the son, heard Mr. Golden was kicking about the rent and sent him a check for 25 cents. “In my father's diary,” wrote Mr. Ince, “I find an entry which says ‘Lost good engagement through aw ful wig. Golden can whistle for his quarter.’” Gossip. “The Triumph of X" opens in Stam- ford to-night F. Ziegfeld jr. will go to London tm Geptember to see “Sally.” “Swords” will open at the New National Theatre Aug. 30. “The Mask of Hamlet” opens at the Princeton Theatre to-night. “The Skirt,” with Bessie Rarriscale in the chief role, will open in Allen- town Friday night. Mildred Booth will have the in- genue role in “Lightnin’” for the Chi- Tun, gpening Sept. 1. ia Robertson has been engaged ty Lee Kugel for “The Six-Fifty,” now in rehearsal, Mary Young has signed up with Marc Kiaw, Inc., for an important role in a new Hatton comedy. ‘Bernard Daly will appear in a new Irish comedy drama, “Kerry.” by Sid- ney J. Ellis for the Beaulieu Pro- ing Company. Pineastus ‘Thomas will speak at Carnegie Hall Thursday evening on “The Significance of the Stage to the American Business Man. “The Scarlet Man” will open to- might at Henry Millers Theatre, A @ress rehearsal was given last night te which Charles Dillingham invited 200 friends. "Phe girls of the “Follies” are to Dave a bathing beach of their own where policemen cannot censor their Bathing suits. It is hoped they will @eclosc the location to the news- TB. Ralph Morgan, Harry Mestayer and ¥dna Hibbard will be featured by the Selwyns in “The Poppy God.” W. A. McDonough has been ‘re-en- py George N. Brown, the Srepion walker, touring the Keith Ctreuit ex A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘An electric sign in front of a Bronx f re theatre reads: “Is Life Worth Brine With Eugene O’Brien.” FOOLISHMENT. ‘A picture on the wall | Is hanging in the hall; j A picture of a mother old and gray. | Dicep dust is on its frame, | But let me now proclaim, The wife intends to clean the Rouse in May, Wao! Waw! | Ob, the dust will catch the devil, eure in May. | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. *“John is so bow-legged be can't hold his gir) on his lap.” + Soe he do?” 70h. be. just swings @ hammock otween bis logs.” % Lo sigan " No. 898 Union Avenu DOMESTIC LIFE RHYMES } \ cans sssnsesesesasiniansnssnynupeaessteeenteas We are pleased to state that Susan Melody, who lives at Bust Station, | near Williamsbr.dge, has won the vel- | vet potato masher in the “Domestic Life Rhymes" contest. If she will | drop in and bring a boiled potato we | will give her the prize and show her how to use it. Her winning rhyme follows Our home is full of argument, And missiles through the air are sent. Ma's rash, but my Dad is rasher. | There's danger throwing wood or tin. | For safety's sake I'd like to win | The velvet potato masher, GOT A GRAIN OF SALT? Morris Gest says he prices for “Aplirodite,” “Chu Chin Chow" and “ 50 cents to $1.50 this season. then And sia is to re- | Lupino Lane c > saw Mr. Gest on Broadway Saturday and he ap- peared to be in good health | $1,500 1 Di = Waorlws =| "THE BIG LITTLE Ww You EAT Those GREEN APPLES YOu'LL KATINKA HAVE PATIENCE DEAR-ITS TIME For Th “Dot Lele ie arti te Fra ern TSUN NS eorre EIGHT ~ NINE - TEN — ‘ =~ LEVEN - TWELVE — FAMILY» About Plays and Players |"JOES~CAR DUDLEY 6 OH — “Tat You BLANCHE ? — SAY, 1 BET y'CAN'T Guess WHAT 1 JUST DIDt T ducered A CIGAR AND AN ORANGE FIFTEEN TiMes WITHOUT Missin’ — How's THAT FoR JuGoLiN' ? T DIDN'T CALL You UP “To “TALK ABOUT JUGGLING -| As WAS BACKING OUT OF “HE GARAGE AND 1 KNOCKED aw “WAT CARPENTER “We Door Loose! ——— — BUT This Is No. Joe i FoR A CARPENTER , Joe — \ Y KNOCKED THE DOOR Laose From “a CAR! » CALL UP AN'GET HIM To Fix (tt His Stronger Constitution Saved Him! | weir’ Doc “— EWSCINDERS \ peck ale, TH WIFE 1S PRETTY BuT I DONT MEDICINE 2 SEEM TO HAVE / p ‘i SUFFERED ANY 7 y | Y sf eae HARM FROM IT! | = oC Fate iy | STEALING | | PouctRY lee STUFF I. | SHOP, ——— | OVERLOOKED (/ $2,000. | 5. vusT ( TOOK \ Mes THE i CHICKEN FEED eer : semicteiee | | (pu. | DIMPLED ; te EA | KNEES AT Yes, It’s Too Laté to Be “Sorry” Now! |\ SIT BRIGHTON = BEACH ) Seas SHOCKS mM JusT Rey ™ AW. ONE oR MADE MY Se KOPF MAN TWO oR NINE | Vtomey Hurt? \\ MAY START OR “LEVEN 2 : f ff CRUSADE. . 3 Wont Hur iy \ IVRET TY SENT HIS REGARDS (_ To You, = KATINKA ! Ph lal tdsdos "ed *F BY GOLLY, 1 FORGOT He's WORKIN’ IN THE CORNER DRUG STORE —.1 HUST iT HIM! \ if Sia er I MADE FILUING 4. Fire me! “MISTAKE IN YRESCRIPTION AN' THE 2 1SS (S GONNA Caudal Wu ( TRS? Hugo TOUGH WHE THEY WANT 10 ABOLISH DIMPLES BENNET1 SAYS TAMMANY IS A WART. ELECTION _DAY SA GOOD TIME 6 7 MOVE } hoses) Ct RMR we eHOr! Sipe ARABIAN GOSH" THATS A TERRIBLE] THING ! DiD THe PERSON Dic ? ee, $10 Award Margaret Spelman (Age fourteen) Bronx, N. Y. $5 Awards William Hohmeyer (Age fourteen) 26 North Maple Avenue, Oran J Frank Cohen (Age ten) No. 8022 21st Avenue, Brooklyn, N.Y. Charlotte Blass (Age thirteen) Douglaston, L. |. No. East $1 Awards DANIEL FOX, age fourteen, No. 39 Jackson Street, New York City. HAMILTON ELLIS, age thirt No. 540 West 144th Sti N.Y. DAVID BRODY, age fourteen, No. 102 Main Street, Metuchen, N. J, LILLIAN NOSSON, age twelve, No. 1072 Union Avenue, Bronx, N. Y. FLORA JOHANSON, age — us SIMPLE SIMON - MET A PIE’ MAN- tee lyn, EDWARD LEBOST, age fourteen, No. 729 N.Y. East 224th Street, Bronx. complete will be No competitor pe one 0 Fe JOHN MULLANEY, age sieven, No. drawing competitions "GIVE ME A PIE SiR, PLEASE” OH No! IT WAS YouR| by) iD o ., Ay meat 7 THE PIE MAN. OPENED THE PIE BOXs- AND PLANT SEEPS ji SAID TO CAUSE «ah MY Boss? WELL, DONT orRY— Y'DIDNT DO HIM ANY HARM! IN FACT HE SEEMED To BE I GAVE HIM A QUART "bag Will Get Him Another Job in Another Drug Store! Raa CAN'T AN’ HIS PRESCRIPTION ( be swe) y ME) IN EXCEPTIONA ONLY CALLED FoR INCESSANT j UN TIONALLY GooD B A"PINT ar 7 See AUGER S } NAY AAV PLANTED TOMATOES THAT TURNED Olt 70 BE JOKES re SOO EOCTD, MANVILLE NJ. ——— WOMAN \ FLINGS BISCUITS Ly b | HUSBAND \S FINED, WoT THE FIRST BUN SEEN in COURT sion POCO TES a) 722, CHICAGO , SY, 2 WIFE Accuses ( (7 RICH HUSBAND , OF SETTING FIRE To HER — [T SMELLED LIKE A LIMBURGER , “Eee. BURNS A HOLE (1 MANY 4 POCKET Sa it ee ana aad BERGDOLL i INST. GALL; Swiss PAPERS ted to-morrow. ntitled to more , two $5 or five the course ef these!am She turned her car and came back, | when she saw what she had done. "Oh, that is too bad!" she cried. ry sorry, sir, and” —— wer, ‘not a-tall, mom! Not a-tall!* ' EAVES ONE No. 84 Kingsbridge Road, Mt. Ver-| 1945 Clinton Avenue, B N.Y. R non, N.Y. |FRANK BLANCHE, mau AN OKLAHOMA CHESTERFIELD." politely returned Sandstorm, as hel|old sexton was neglecdng certain POLL AR, To MARY SULLIVAN, age fourteen, No.| No. 131 51st Street, Corona, L. Eger Sandstorm Smith of Ram- eound the vuln, 2 Hike it Hoateae Blea acca ibe OnATeR Abd oo Aa REST 9156 117th Street, Richmond Hill,| Name of award winners and $10| page, Okla, was in the city| fing my hat into the street myself in| said he was “not goin’ to stand no To TERTY Li award winning drawing for Strip No. recently his hat blew off andjorder fo get it run over."—Kansas|meddlin'” with his affairs, Ww ANOTHER AMBROSE CHURCHILL, age four- | 29 Will be published on this page next| Was run over by an electric coupe | City Star. “But, John,” argued the vicar, “it OMAN. ie 9128 Filth Avenue Brock. | Wednesday. Strip No. 28 for you to|driven by a handsome young woman. | RT Oa by aren Gir > ‘4 WHAT KEPT HIM BUSY. and ‘q's."" Ps Sane “Everybody but one,” retorted the “y FTER several complaints had] 414° man, Mtcelng: te A THe been made to him, the | ott. though to de to mind my ee. Buck and pews.”—Chicago Herald, came to the conclusion thag pis