The evening world. Newspaper, August 17, 1921, Page 20

-— By BIDE (Eau Gal _~ GG ~ YO) BROUGHT “Ty Car DUDLEY ONEY HASKELL, whose Col monologue is one of the pil lars of vaudeville, returned 4 from the South recently. Loney al ways carries a heavy, gold-plated watch and, while he was in a Georgia town, a negro hotel porter took a great fancy to the time-piece. “What'll yo! take fo’ dat watch?’ over to the por tened with expe: “Wha'd yo! gi he asked “1 used to be an undertaker,” Loney. “I got it off a dead man.” The neg look of joyful expecta tion wy yo" watch, Mistah,” he said. “Take it. Ah ain't got no mon ENGAGES MISS FRANCIS. Dorothy Francis, a young Ame: can mezzo-soprano, formerly with the Chicago Grand Opera Compan flas been engaged by Henry W Savage for the role of Natalie in “The Merry Widow.” She is # native of Boston. “THE BAT'S” RECORD. “The Bat" will complete its first y at the Morosco Theatre next ‘Tuc evening with the 428th perfortr and Tincoin A. Wagenhals predicts will remain just where it is « year. More than 500,000 peopl geen the show and the gross receipts have totalled about $1,500,000. SELDON TO MAKE 'EM. Wagar Seldon, who has grown fat and handsome in recent years fur- nishing film materials for the big pro- ducing firms, announces the forma- tion of his own picture concern. He will make films which he will call Premium Pictures. OF COURSE! WHY NOT? A corpulent artist called Van rang wp Al Strassman, the press agent, yesterday and asked if he might see “The Broadway Whirl” with his wife on pass “Sure!” replied Al. “I'll lay aside two seats for you and one for the missus.” OOOH, WHAT A TITLE! The Minsky Brothers have arranged to open their National Winter den on the jower east side Friday ev 26, with a musical produc ughty Nighties.” | ‘The press agent says there will be forty beautiful girls in the nighties. My goodness graciou: ONE MORE MOORE. Iter Moore, the lithograph man, father of a new boy baby, his n delighted to stata," said last night, “that mother and child are doing we A moment later he added reflectively: “I hope it's a good year for the lithograph business.” BIG SHOWS BEGIN. To-day at the Manhattan Ope House #. Ray Comstock and Morris Gest started 1 hearsing COOPER SHOWS PREPARING. Bluch Cooper has his fi burlesque and “Aphrodite.” companies rehearsing at Gar- den... Th 1) be Ameri : ing,” “Big Jambource 0, 4 ne, a 1922," They will all open on Sept JIM GORMAN BURIED. The funeral of the tute James Gor- unday, was enwood Ccometery aa | GOSSIP. rech has been’ enga de is to ha 881) Along” will have midnight ance on Fridays, night as guests of Alam Mo has n engaged for a role in “The Triumph of X," by Carlos Wupperman “The Mimic World” will open at the Century Promenade and F body's Money” at the Longacre to- night. Clare Kummer has returned from Switzerland with a new musical play tor ¥. Ziegfeld jr Gilbert Miller, here from says the London production of is being cast. Virginia Howell, engaged for “Chu Chin Chow,’ went to London tc the last performance of the play Ut is leaving the films Wren,” in which will star Helen rome’s new ice b te, will t Tt is in re Josephin 1 Alison McE os ( By Way of Diversion. Se Said Silus McGuggin, in Per weeple’s store: “They're puttin’ on shows in New York by the aeore. They's some purty good ones, but many are bad. They ought to have me to select ‘em, by gad! I'd have every villuis get locked up in jail, You'd all dove the maiden 80 downtrod and pale, The lover would win her in every blamed show, Then ait plays would prosper. By golly, 1 know.” “Si's talkin’ good ese,” came from Grandpa Mc ee, “He shorely has told us the proper idee. An’ Si ought to Biow, ‘cause he's always around where show gals an ere to be found.” Old frowned deeply and moved to the @oor, “An insult.” said he. “I won't come here no more.” And as he went out old Jed Peeweeple grinned. Said he: “Golly, Grand 94, you shorely have sinned.” actresses Silas le} | YBETTER TRY To GET ON Adair, | OH {wom VEU? DID They wry cr uP? } You wouLp’T KNow IT WAS “WE SAME A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Socia) Note; Mra, Hector been forced to recall t r brid sh invita- party Priday on ng her husband Optic FOOLISHMENT Bach time 1 try to telephone Sweet Centrats head proves soud bone, Except when to mu My words must go cite, my own, She never fails to find ny pet. At least, she's never missed it yet That number's one she'll always get But others-—no! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE 3 Weil, litue girl; what can I you? ld—Mother sent me to get change for a dollar and to tell you she'll give you the dollar to-morrow. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY COME ON + LET'S Jazz AROUND “THE BLOCK. 1 WANTA SEE FOR MYSELF How SHE. BEHAVEs ! ETE + @eRTAINLY — of AW —- Listen to Thar! Wey's A SQUAWK IN THERE I NEVER HEARD BEFORE", CANT You HEAR IT? {VE ALWAYS HEARD (T- It’s Pl Youve Ne ta KNOW “I'VE 7: Aways ADVISED | ' 2 LIKE You a > You “To GET Rugyediatoh tial BATCH ATO WHY NoNo-LuKel ° | MARRIED BATCH | 0) LOTTA ' { =tm So ANKIOUS (TS Too \ | BUT ITS BECAUSE BUNKUM © 7 To See You DAWGONE ) Ke | [0 t WANT To see 7 a ~7 Bored (MARRIED # RIDKY i JS You riapey # ee Nagai eaipeass | | Sy f | ‘UR craw: \ Sa ey 7 parlor iF You ay ‘ FIND A WIFE Like \ay Ho-Hum! MINE “OES do GENTLE ) ( Jo AFFECTIONATE —_—_—_! AWwR\' AWRI \ {LL watr’LL o AHES A wipow! ) > eet | LITTLE MARY MIXUP WHAT s THE | MATTER © \D'b Hoowwe | \ Hur” YOu 2 ( L | Naw Uy WELL Hen 1 |G | \ 3 | | WHAT YOu ” ramen | > > e | OoK % 3 SEN FOR a {hn awaY. | | Baw w-?] gee pack ae KATINKA. That Makes the ‘“‘Average Cost’! 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J. 9156 117th LILLIAN OLSON, «agé fourteen, No. | Street, Richmond Hill, 265 Tenth Avenue, New York City. «~— Cia Award Winners, Strip No. 22, Evening World’s Summer School of Drawing Seer oaapoaaanananaasgonnannaneaaannanannananananaaal TEN-DOLLAR AWARD WINNING STRIP NO. 22 COMPLETED BY JOHN P. ROULETT JR. BOT WHEN IT CAME DOWN it ait Him on THE HEAD Names of award winners and $10 " 2 Midd Gabehr Acscte: . : ; LAWFUL AID ine," said the officer the nag with a sigh of relief and ROBERT GROSS, vas BAe be UL ELEANOR SCOWCROFT, age thir- | award winning drawing for Strip No. 667 Wi: What have yo ‘At once the youth dropped the bag | straightened himself inake his Mia Oacatl; alee urecci en le Ha jo, 657 Main Street, Paterson, 23 will be published on this page next suid a You'll have to carry the | ¢ to the Inspector, who then reoklyn, N. Y. | . Friday, Strip No. 25 for you to com to a V | #ppeared, FRED. SEARS: ano twelve, Ne 126'CORDELIA DE LA GARZA, age plete will be printed to-morrow. tooking 9 ® bag on his! .. amusemer Setore be had Gime to speak she johaet Toth. Gitaet, Naw York City, twelve, Lorraine Hotel, N. ¥. C. Ma comaebiior a entitled te mate| CL winne tall ve" wan the verty. | Push cntatin Miterine’, mists | orue Eeeuenl the “alles you oF IN AL IRENNY, age twelve, Box STUART CHRISTIAN, age thirteen, than one $10 award. two $5 or five. Aer muell Wiangling, which con. Jon nist carrying « Muse bag) “t've brought the ‘aties you or. midala. Chreh At eeatim Arsene tM Al aworde duking the cucan ar thane the oilicer’s suspicions, the} known, smiling youth and a Jecring|atter a slight pause, pointing to the MARY SULLIVAN, age fourteen, No.|SAMUEL ASTOR, « said, “’Tatics.” crowd ‘of youngsters, paralyzed officer, “He carried them thirteen, No,| drawing competitions, "Well, you will have to come-with t On arrival, the. constable dropped down for us."—London Tit-Bits, ‘ aying a Solo Now! { BECAUSE THE OTHER NOISES Nice Prospect for Luke ae | BITES OFF HIS VER NOTICED That one Paris LANDLORD. FRENCHMAN 4 PuLL ou Legs LANDLORDS NOSE OVER RENT DISPUTE. GREAT FIELD p HERE FoR iS YOSE p BITER AY DID PRESIDENT HARDING Buy A WEDDING GIFT FoR. HIS FATHER? ASK e PAD HE KNOWS Wem LONDON Society () Now SAID To BE Ae, me WEARING { Fish BEADED NETS S Birps iN THEIR HAIR. 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