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al About Plays : Then Joe Must Be a Failure! | *t By BIDE ' WELL DON'T BE ALWAYS FORGETTING! ONE OF Ty' PRIME REQUISITES OF Succtss is A Goop MEMoRY — Don'T FORGET THaT ! nee ae “har's TH FIRST Time since I'VE. FeLix! 1 THOUGHT 1 TOLD YOU “to TTT at Suan “TWE Gat THAT YVE BEEN ABLE] || StCT “TH! MAIL OPEN TH FURST + Messrs. Schubert announce sala iN at the Century Pro Ie NG Y'bo WHEN You COME. IW will LS , plok T { DoMEsTIC LIFE RHYMES | eae Re VES eal _ - . ah 3 . ~ be opened in about two weeks as 4 John . of Brooklyn hua entered 4 oFrice! me Sk , p Yessir — 1! MRS. JINKS SAYS —— To REMIND You “TH! CAR AIN'T INSURED AND DID on the roof of the Century a ae the pug-nosed office boy “Do you think there's an opening here for a gentleman with a college education?” “They will be,” replied the kid, “if they don’t raise my pay two dollars | by the end of the week.” = rn j ; Wewiar thoatre, Altefations have poem in the contest for the velvet — BUT L GUESS \Vesemt | Y'REMEMBER “T LOCK IT been made and now the place 19 810 potato masher, It sounds prett 3 \t rorgot tt - to be a fine intimate playhouse. A goog to us and we think he A UA \ y / series of revues will be presented fing chance to win, The by . Cine 4) q t there, the first of which will bea NeW tne way, are Odd Meintyre, his son 2 oa of i t edition of \The Midnight Rounde Junior, and Senator Tonr Gill of the LV fy 4 ' ‘The curtain will rise at 815 and there Prgokiyn Uplift, League. ‘The poem 4 \ } will be two matinees each week. J. onowa: 5 i J. Shubert .. rehearsing the new ie kas , | Rete th the eae Rte Diy HOLES, My wife she had a friend named Tim . i Mac West, Brendel and Burt, Moran Who said his love was true bt i and Wiser, Clarence Harvey, Ann One day T said to him: “Come here ‘ f Toddings rank Hurst, Gladys A word I'd have with vou : james, Cliff Edwards, Beth Stanley, Suid Ts “PID lel you have my wile : Kiddie Hickey, Marjorie Carvelle, When all her bills you've met at | i Lou Edwards, Frank Masters, Mirian 7 sowed him all her bills und gost { Miller, Peggy Brown, Elizabeth 7 guypcy he's running yet t Morgan, Evelyn Martin and Helen a ' Morgan. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY \ ‘ MISS BORDON!’S HAT. When Arnold Daly sailed from | ' | Paris is al Jeulows of het poal-| Cans fecently) Sire youn 4} tion as fashion mentor for women the + ji s world over. At the Grand Prix re- 4 cently Irene Bordoni created a sensa- ey vy tion with a new hat. She was pho ty tographed and interviewed by the | eh French reporters until they learned Ae eee ; the bat was designed and made in ee : = | New York. Then they directed their ee re f oN | t attention elsewhere. However, the / ee Ay eee ad ATS Wor T SAD CAN You um-m! cores | By + ak a erowds continued to admire the chic bal | —~xM Gon’ oa | } aye “a French actress in her American hat { READY WET ? our To Ay Shinates play Bi ar No ! |< Bas REA EN: I j FISH. WEREN'T BITING. a Meer eure = RESTAURANT Dear ? a | BUREAU | Rex Ingram, producer for the Metro, t oe r <. 5 ie =f ‘ was walking along a stream recently s ; cass ee ee Z~ a L 3 ny GIL DUCK ' when he came upon a disgruntled old 2 5 A ns CHICKENS, man fishing. Puusing to chat, Rex . ‘ , ; j fala it ‘was ut to be alive, healthy : § L 473,923,935 t and happy under the Red, White and ‘ON HAND ] Blue. » “Mebbe so," retorted the old ni | feeieess ‘out the radicals have swiped the | 414,500 the puritans the blue, so there's not | IN NEWYORK. eft for the rest ot us but the white NEW YORKERS ilag of bee lace Like To choy \ 0 HEL A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. £ \ The next seria! story to be printed CHICKENS i an by this column will be “A Fast Pp eh te tered } meter” by de » Shrewsbury GHATERS ] PLASTER Nit. it ts a delicivus tale of th vt FALLS ON | downfall of a reputable undertaker ou MEAN WORKMEN AS | viirough the drinking of liniment. His NEAR | WATER “Tank 1a daughter rather deplores bis maudita Be ON ROOF ) feailtion, but ane isa pie! aor Gate — —— 7 y ER Sb ROeR \ am joes not lose hear Vatch fo: be = = = T's ) 7. the initia instalment. You wil ery. 1 HEY. uncle EZRA \ FIGHTING AN Hour | ‘ | on. Ive REen . — NEAR ALEAK. | laugh and want to figot loRaRa ROA W RTCA [ WAY DID NT You Seu) WATEHINY EM — : > T dave 7S Bl pee, ’ HE'D BE NEEDED. | |-BRowN “BEEN FIGHTIN? (ME “BEFORE P Bur YOU MIGHT « : Go 6 LUNCH - CNN Gao et : A young man trom Chicago ap- . ie oe y s e Sic A ae { peared in’ Universal City, \ : | FoR AN Hour.— ( \AS WELL STOP Best) Geas7eece i cently and tried for a job 4 You BETTER y ERE | actor. Failing in this be haunted "2 MAwe ' ¢ i other departments, While waiting to y MAKE EM Quit. CHICAGO ARCHITECT SAYS see the publicity manager he said to SHORTAGE OF HOMES DUE To AvTOS AND LAZY BRIDES. DON'T NEED AN AUTO TO HAVE A CRANK ARON RATHER NIFTY, EH? Grace Moore, prima donna of Ned Wayburn's “Town Gossip,” now in| \ vehearsal, felt down a fight of stairs aes SALES OF ENGAGEMENT RINGS 5 the other day. spraining one ankle FALL OFF 75 PER CENT i Yesterday ppeared at rehearsal \ ‘ anng cracohoe! “ker. Washurn offered - WW CHICAGo~ , | f to let her go @ and stay there a ENGAGEMENTS (WV , ity. carne pec eed aN i * OTHER RINGS ARE 100 Pc. "don't dance,” she said, “bu 7 ' be all hre ks 1 a z 7 F a NIGH: I Ball sight in three wenia ted ther |” MR ATINKA Money Also ‘Talks’ in **Wig-Wag’’! Barrcine un) Mapa ace | wr’ en : °. Kip Tim ay 4] FROM JACK TO RAY. = OW, T CAN'T DO A THING SO KINKY AND THICK LUCKY GiRL— 1D Give HIN [ coh PE . che: \ Ray Dooley, who impersonates Jack AIN'T YOU READY) | WITH THIS OLD HAIR THAT 3 CAN HARDLY pea CxS CeCe PaSp ans ‘) BELL, SusT HAND OVER lo RDS. $10% Ng! ' See eee eee weaeia| | (en Week Be: EVERY use HAIR LIKE KATINKA’S ! EHIDOLE OR SAE ASIA ; WOMAN FINDS i Brice in’ "The Follies,” has received n| | (LATE FOR THE _ 5 &| \AN' ITS Yours, Mum \e HER LOST ' Getta | ' photograph of the champion, On t is | SHOW? 5 / ze TV | ane Fs py : GoLp RING | fro GOLD } tten: — , | pier 4 “UHope you keep winning for me 38 { | hire a ON CORNER, | pA / every night.” © \ Ns | FIRE LADDIES SHOW 80ON. The New Jersey and New York Vol- | untecr Firemen's Association will * have a big fair at the Hobokus Race ‘Track, near Paterson, on Sept. 8 aad Tabor Day. There are numerous sub- N committees and one suds committee at ! work. [t is understood Chief Dodge } af the Petham Hook and Ladder De- | mons will exhibit his edible ants and | cider beetles as a special favor i GOSSIP. William Hodge begins rebearsais to-day of his comedy, “Beware of Dogs!" | James Barton, of “The Last Walts,”’ | not only has an auto but a chauffeur Su rence Derwent and Margaret | Linden are in the cast supporting Alice Brady in “Drifting.” VEGETABLE | STAND. )FRUIT i} ow J : MANY rh) KARAT. | FOR. 2 my OME ? | REPRESENTATIVE JOHN KISSEL OF NEW YORK PROPOSES A TIME CLOCK FOR. CONGRESSMEN WHO LOAF, , WAY NoT ALARM CLOCKS " SSSEEE aoe | Award Wi Strip No. 16, Evening World’s S School of Drawi | A Theatre Monday night t Be ATS ee Inne ee ant clora ar inners, Strip No. » Evening orlds Summer School o rawing | peer K ae \ tor. rs RPP PPP PPP PPP PL PL PP PLP PP AP PRP PPP PPPOE, APPL PPPPPP PPP ISPPPAS APPAR PP PAPA RAPPER ” | } eeearey Pha baviees be tnt be Pas] $10 Award ' TEN-DOLLAR AWARD WINNING STRIP NO. 16 COMPLETED BY MARIAN HENNE. ‘ Pee | . 8. : | , vee ol eee Chard Fidgely, actor and film a\-| \[SaAID WILLIE MEKNIGAT-| AND THEN HE RAN IT | WHEN HE PULLED THE |-1T PLEASED HIS BRooKLyy rector, hag been, engaged for a role! Marian Henne “TLL FLY MY KITE*- STRING TO HAUL IT DOWN- CITTLE PUR 7K" on F. Ziegtold jr. is in Chicago, called | (Age fourteen) CHURCHES there Oy the serious illness of m| No. 154 Roseville A: . Newark, | Ort Levy hes returned from Eng- | Node MANY CANDIDATES (Wwe'cL Go land and is again entertaining at the pe alae | insane — Friars’ Club. | | ra) Alexander, who used to sd "oo igen “in Ete, $5, Awards how THEY, 4 ym Paris. [noc way \ acroas the blue. George E. Wood STAND ON ‘Arnold Daly intends to spend a week | ere thirteen) | THE “ORY at a milk farm before taking up his | 9 | Laws Greenwich Village Theatre plan. | No, 103 Storms Avenue, Jersey City, | VTL BSc te aie S| ae ae" 4 tures Corpo! |, has lor - 5 to viait Engiand and France. jathan Machi WET ; Popes Far oni sages benef for N jentey QUESTION 4 the Lift Fund for ex-soldiera at (Age fourteen) ee Relsenweber’s Paradise Roof Monday | No. 4 Jefferson Street, Yonkers, N. ¥ DANCE TEACHERS IN yh night. 2 | ; » Stuart B. Christian | CONVENTION INVENT A NEW FOOL ¥ 1 t think 1'@ Wee Aes (Age thirteen) | Sie He A eU RE, CALLED aie BP aed Church Street, Ramsey, N, J.| “SUPPOSE THE have ot ‘and everything, — | B MUSIC _ 13 "HOME ‘ea, I bet you would. | | f ) SWEET HOME” Aut (ia king I cannot be, $1 Awards Hudson Heights, N. J. | 444 15th Street, Brooklyn, N. Y. Names of award winners and $10 WOMEN IN FUTURE WARS. The murmur became a mumble. ~S re Fe att nt ee ive, ” RUTH RAUSCHKOLB, age thirteen,, KERMIT WILLARD, age fourteen, | award winning drawing fog Strip No. 11 intrepid General was rallying ‘Will you,” fiercely demanded tbe} Ter. t bet you 7 DAVID BRODY, age fourteen, No. 102) No. 814 Fox Street, Bronx, N. Y. No. 360 West 46th St., N.Y. C. 17 will be published on this page next | her wavering female troops. |General, "show the white festher in| \ — Main Street, Metuchen, N. HAROLD NEMITZ, age thirteen, Ne. DOROTHY C, DETLEFSEN, age| Friday. Strip No. 20 for you to com: | "Women," she cried, ‘“will|/@ season when feathers are not) *: pall & FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, SUGAN V. BAKER, age eleven, P..0.; 138 66th Street, Arverne, LI. | thirteen, No. 1839 Church Street,|Plete will be printed to-morrow, you give way to mannish fears?” CE es mH | ER Dd reer ays trouble to show! Sox 109, Scarsdale, N. Y. JULIUS CAMULLI, age fourteen, No.| Glenmorris, L. 1. ce compativer is entitled to more] A muffled murmur of indecision] “Never!” roared the soldiers. And, “os ) ‘Floatens No trouble et all, dear, EMMERETT FORDHAM, age thir-| 52 Macdougal Street, N. Y. C. | PHILIP GAUSS, age thirteen, No. 89 ee eee t ene 9) ee Tisha it be eaid we are clothed in oer Usenet ee “the Se ite @ pleasure. toon, P. O. Box 436, Hudson Place,;GERALD MARTIN, age twelve, No. Horton Street, City Island, N, Y. C.' drawing competitions, male armor?’ shrieked the Generaa |‘ enemy.—Life Pe it 7 4 4 rod x . > 4 fee eS t : or. ots : \ a é ' , Dement piers hada ‘ t : ‘